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Gripweed
Nov 8, 2018

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BaronVonVaderham
Jul 31, 2011

All hail the queen!

First I laughed, then I had a PTSD flashback to my organic chem lab :smithicide:

Aleph Null
Jun 10, 2008

You look very stressed
Tortured By Flan

Queen Combat posted:

Who watches porn with the sound on? Eew.

E: for that matter, who watches it straight through and instead doesn't skip to the good bits?

I need to believe in the story or it just doesn't "work".

Deteriorata
Feb 6, 2005


That's racemist.

Amphigory
Feb 6, 2005




Solice Kirsk posted:

I actually have content instead unfunny lovely posts or puns!:



Brewdog do something like that on their bar staff shirts


Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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I legit love the "Nobody knew how to brew beer until this pair of twats graduated."

MarcusSA
Sep 23, 2007

Amphigory posted:

Brewdog do something like that on their bar staff shirts




These are great and yes the beer brewing one is hilarious.

Pseudohog
Apr 4, 2007

Amphigory posted:

Brewdog do something like that on their bar staff shirts




To be honest those quotes are accurate on the overpricing - I can pay about £5.50 for a pint of elvis juice in brewdog, or pop round the corner to a slightly less hipsterish pub and pay £3.50 for exactly the same thing

John Murdoch
May 19, 2009

I can tune a fish.

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

No, its 85% the stink.

Great vaporous clouds of dick-fog and twat-mist.

don't sign your posts!!!!!!

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Pseudohog posted:

To be honest those quotes are accurate on the overpricing - I can pay about £5.50 for a pint of elvis juice in brewdog, or pop round the corner to a slightly less hipsterish pub and pay £3.50 for exactly the same thing

Why would you buy a grapefruit beer? Who did this to you?!

Horace Kinch
Aug 15, 2007

I don't know what a cheese board is but I want it.

Gripweed
Nov 8, 2018

And Tyler Too! posted:

I don't know what a cheese board is but I want it.

it's a piece of wood you serve cheese on

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Not to be confused with a meat plank or a cracker shingle. Combine them all and it's called Snack Beam.

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos
Sluts 4 Schultz

https://twitter.com/conner_omalley/status/1116096014228713472?s=19

Kheldarn
Feb 17, 2011



Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.

Someone apparently mailed him a suspicious white powder today :suicide:

MarcusSA
Sep 23, 2007

Bloodfart McCoy posted:

Someone apparently mailed him a suspicious white powder today :suicide:

No it was residue from the glue from the letter or something. No one mailed anything dangerous to him.

Pissed Ape Sexist
Apr 19, 2008


Cool, fine, what is this loving dreadful noisy garbage right heah

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002

Pissed Ape Sexist posted:

Cool, fine, what is this loving dreadful noisy garbage right heah

Independent presidential candidate, CEO of Starbucks, and noted gigantic wrinkled brain-haver Howard Schultz's biggest fan

Gripweed
Nov 8, 2018

Yeah I don't really see what's so funny about a heartfelt political call to action

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos
I just like his silly hat

AKA Pseudonym
May 16, 2004

A dashing and sophisticated young man
Doctor Rope

And Tyler Too! posted:

I don't know what a cheese board is but I want it.

As a menu item it's a board with a selection of different cheeses on it. It's a good way to have something to eat for a group if your having drinks.

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

Christ, what an rear end in a top hat(!).



Amphigory posted:

Brewdog do something like that on their bar staff shirts




My favourite is "Clearly they spend a lot of money making it look like it barely survived a fire".

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Gripweed posted:

I wasn't expecting black holes to be that blurry

Yeah.

Usually it’s only Japanese holes that are that blurry.

Zopotantor
Feb 24, 2013

...und ist er drin dann lassen wir ihn niemals wieder raus...

Deteriorata posted:

That's racemist.

:perfect:

Zopotantor
Feb 24, 2013

...und ist er drin dann lassen wir ihn niemals wieder raus...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ulb0pLBgRCw

Haptical Sales Slut
Mar 15, 2010

Age 18 to 49
Mods can we get a name change to rampant anal sex here

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Nuts and Gum posted:

Mods can we get a name change to rampant anal sex here
Sure, for $8.

oldpainless
Oct 30, 2009

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He said “mods”

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

oldpainless posted:

He said “mods”
Mods can't give name changes but you can give them $8 if you want.

Ultimate Mango
Jan 18, 2005

FactsAreUseless posted:

Mods can't give name changes but you can give them $8 if you want.

Tell me more

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Give me $8 and heck, I just might!

White Light
Dec 19, 2012


What am I missing here? Idgi

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
I thought mods can change thread titles for free. When did they start charging for that ability?

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Android Apocalypse posted:

I thought mods can change thread titles for free. When did they start charging for that ability?
They can, I thought they were talking about a new username.

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻



Parrotine posted:

What am I missing here? Idgi

L and D refers to the two different mirrored orientations that certain chemicals can come in. Thalidomide is one of these chemicals. You can get a better explanation looking up racemic mixtures.

Teach
Mar 28, 2008


Pillbug
I saw this yesterday. You might need to speak with an English accent, though.

burexas.irom
Oct 29, 2007

I disapprove of what you say, and I will defend your death because you have no right to say it!

Samovar posted:

L and D refers to the two different mirrored orientations that certain chemicals can come in. Thalidomide is one of these chemicals. You can get a better explanation looking up racemic mixtures.

L and D stand for left and right in my language so I was doubly confused, like is it a slavic Samuel Jackson meme?!

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

Great vaporous butts of dick-fog and twat-mist.

Cloud to butt is such a treasure, install it now.

jojoinnit
Dec 13, 2010

Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.

Teach posted:

I saw this yesterday. You might need to speak with an English accent, though.



Lmao what a legend

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Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

burexas.irom posted:

L and D stand for left and right in my language so I was doubly confused, like is it a slavic Samuel Jackson meme?!


Well the D and L stand for dexter and laevus, which translate to right and left in Latin, so it makes sense that at least one language has them stand for their words for left and right.

Also, echoing people's despair at remembering this, absolute configuration is a nightmare.

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