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https://twitter.com/matthewstoller/status/1115991653662195713?s=21
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Apr 10, 2019 16:56
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01011001 posted:look it cant be a gay robot blowjob Maybe machines aren't all bad.
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Apr 10, 2019 17:16
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Is the latex on these things lipstick safe?
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Apr 10, 2019 17:31
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Jose posted:You've been fired from the dick sucking factory due to automation lmao
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Apr 10, 2019 17:38
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http://www.ilga.gov/legislation/fulltext.asp?DocName=&SessionId=108&GA=101&DocTypeId=SB&DocNum=1719&GAID=15&LegID=&SpecSess=&Session= quote:"User" means a person who purchases, leases, or otherwise uses a digital device. This is actually pretty poorly drafted given that definition of user.
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Apr 10, 2019 17:41
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01011001 posted:look it cant be a gay robot blowjob I'd be more comfortable if it had a bow on top, a la Mini Mouse.
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Apr 10, 2019 18:00
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https://twitter.com/broderick/status/1115630135082876929 https://twitter.com/nathanTbernard/status/1116005336559824897 Taintrunner has issued a correction as of 01:33 on Apr 11, 2019 |
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Apr 11, 2019 01:28
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hobbesmaster posted:http://www.ilga.gov/legislation/fulltext.asp?DocName=&SessionId=108&GA=101&DocTypeId=SB&DocNum=1719&GAID=15&LegID=&SpecSess=&Session= I don't see any problem with that definition of user anyone who handles the device needs to give permission, even if someone else buys it for them
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Apr 11, 2019 04:40
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Main Paineframe posted:I don't see any problem with that definition of user one might consider that remotely activating it is "otherwise using" it, and thus Google or Amazon or whoever is also a "user" under the definition as would be the NSA or whoever
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Apr 11, 2019 04:53
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Main Paineframe posted:I don't see any problem with that definition of user You don't even have to handle it though, you walk into someone else's house and then a device manufacturer is breaking the law because the owner turned "hey siri" on.
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Apr 11, 2019 04:55
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hobbesmaster posted:You don't even have to handle it though, you walk into someone else's house and then a device manufacturer is breaking the law because the owner turned "hey siri" on. good. im glad of it.
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Apr 11, 2019 04:57
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hobbesmaster posted:You don't even have to handle it though, you walk into someone else's house and then a device manufacturer is breaking the law because the owner turned "hey siri" on. You mean to say that Google can't record my voice automatically without my permission or knowledge just because someone else was said yes to them in the past? Poor Google.
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Apr 11, 2019 06:18
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https://twitter.com/matthewstoller/status/1116001121284366339 This is the best bit. "It could make service agreements void and unenforceable as if they weren't legally meaningless beforehand!"
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Apr 11, 2019 06:23
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software isn't allowed to do "bad things" unless it's a bug, then that's ok because we all make mistakes
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Apr 11, 2019 07:32
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Tastykake posted:good. im glad of it. 
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Apr 11, 2019 08:02
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lmao normally nate bernard over here is on point but I do not think anyone who regularly follows logan paul needs to be "introduced" to alex jones logan paul's podcast is where right wing ideologues go when they've washed out
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Apr 11, 2019 08:17
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Rich people are actually extremely mentally ill https://www.menshealth.com/health/a25902826/bulletproof-dave-asprey-biohacking/ quote:Ten days before I met him at his home in British Columbia, Dave Asprey went to a clinic in Park City, Utah, where a surgeon harvested half a liter of bone marrow from his hips, filtered out the stem cells, and injected them into every joint in his body. He then threaded a cannula along Asprey’s spinal column and injected stem cells inside his spinal cord and into his cerebral fluid. “And then they did all the cosmetic stuff,” Asprey told me. “Hey, I’m unconscious, you’ve got extra stem cells—put ’em everywhere!” Everywhere meaning his scalp, to make his hair more abundant and lustrous; his face, to smooth out wrinkles; and his “male organs,” for—well, I’ll leave that part up to your imagination.
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Apr 11, 2019 11:19
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I know stem cells can turn into whatever other cells they are close to or some poo poo like that, but don't you need to do that under isolated conditions? If you inject them into your scalp for "hair abundance" whats preventing the stem cells from becoming more skin, or bone, or blood cells, there is nothing forcing them to become functional hair follicles if there is a ton of other poo poo to also transform into?
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Apr 11, 2019 11:34
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Nah mate, stem cells right into the dick right now please
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Apr 11, 2019 12:25
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Help, I have a hairy bone dick now
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Apr 11, 2019 12:26
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Paramemetic posted:one might consider that remotely activating it is "otherwise using" it, and thus Google or Amazon or whoever is also a "user" under the definition well, no, because they couldn't be a user until after they remotely activate it, and they have to get permission before they remotely activate it hobbesmaster posted:You don't even have to handle it though, you walk into someone else's house and then a device manufacturer is breaking the law because the owner turned "hey siri" on. sounds good to me!!!!!
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Apr 11, 2019 12:48
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Jose posted:Rich people are actually extremely mentally ill That sound like the stuff they do to Idris Elba to make him "the bad guy" manmachine in the new FF movie. This is why I instinctively distrust keto diet. Every keto diet dude on youtube sound way more cultist than other health diet "influencer". tino has issued a correction as of 12:52 on Apr 11, 2019 |
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Apr 11, 2019 12:50
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Man how many waivers do you have to sign before someone agrees to do that stem cell thing to you
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Apr 11, 2019 13:03
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Jose posted:Rich people are actually extremely mentally ill This has to be setting him up to develop all sorts of cancer, like brand new cancers that we didn't know of before will be found in his autopsy. e: vvv  if that wasn't clear, hopefully it happens really fast too! *fingers crossed*
WampaLord has issued a correction as of 13:41 on Apr 11, 2019 |
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Apr 11, 2019 13:10
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good.
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Apr 11, 2019 13:29
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Sometimes we need people to serve as examples of what not to loving do.
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Apr 11, 2019 13:37
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I wonder if any of them read Count Zero and thought "yeah I wanna be that terrifying abomination that used to be human and is now a giant cancerous mass in a warehouse who runs his empire by VR"
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Apr 11, 2019 13:45
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bring back old gbs posted:I know stem cells can turn into whatever other cells they are close to or some poo poo like that, but don't you need to do that under isolated conditions? If you inject them into your scalp for "hair abundance" whats preventing the stem cells from becoming more skin, or bone, or blood cells, there is nothing forcing them to become functional hair follicles if there is a ton of other poo poo to also transform into? oh, absolutely. and for the most part, we don't yet know how to create those isolated conditions in the human body in a way such that they'll produce beneficial effects and not just become cancer seeds. no stem cell treatments have actually been proven to work yet but because everyone's heard of them in pop science articles talking about how they're the future of medicine, there's a whole industry of unregulated hucksters claiming that stem cells are a magic elixir of life and that you can cure any ill by getting injected with a vial of liquid that says "stem cells" on the side* *vial may not actually contain any stem cells. vial may not have been prepared in a sterile, safe, or sanitary manner
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Apr 11, 2019 14:28
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please excuse me while I go buy some bulk glass vials and order a million "HOMEOPATHIC STEM CELL" labels
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Apr 11, 2019 14:42
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Actually the penis is composed of undifferentiated "big dick energy cells," which also control your ability to amass wealth and power, so morer is gooder.
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Apr 11, 2019 14:46
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There's a 99.9% chance all those stem cells they injected promptly died because they had been taken out of their normal bone marrow environment. The survivors may go on to form tumors 
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Apr 11, 2019 14:48
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Jose posted:Rich people are actually extremely mentally ill guy's going to end up looking like the Toxic Avenger before this is all over
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Apr 11, 2019 14:53
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lollin @ rich people paying other people to inject them with baby cancer cells grow up strong young ones
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Apr 11, 2019 14:54
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Amphigory posted:Help, I have a hairy bone dick now covered in light fur and with small hard protrusions, for her pleasure
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Apr 11, 2019 14:58
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it'll be pretty funny if stem cells end up being this generation's MIRACULOUS RADIATION elixers.
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Apr 11, 2019 15:17
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Jose posted:Rich people are actually extremely mentally ill This entire poo poo is weird and fake and can have bad medical implications. let 'em.
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Apr 11, 2019 15:20
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https://twitter.com/david_j_roth/status/1116191165919977474?s=09
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Apr 11, 2019 16:05
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Jose posted:Rich people are actually extremely mentally ill in asprey’s case it’s garden variety techie arrogance combined with hypochondria and a profound fear of death then you have peter thiel who wants to mainline the blood of young people into his veins in a psychotic desire for immortality and world domination finally you have jack dorsey who eats one small meal a day and fasts on weekends despite weighing like 143 pounds which sure sounds like a desire for control manifesting as an eating disorder these people so rich and bored that their brains are turning on their own bodies. they’re a danger to themselves and others but since they’re wealthy and powerful nobody will dare force them into treatment.
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Apr 11, 2019 16:09
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Jose posted:Rich people are actually extremely mentally ill He's 45 and he looks 45. edit: I take it back after googling 40+ year old bodybuilders. For a guy with millions to spend on self-improvement, he looks like poo poo for 45. Fat-Lip-Sum-41.mp3 has issued a correction as of 17:15 on Apr 11, 2019 |
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Apr 11, 2019 16:57
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being set for 10000 lifetimes because you sold people the idea of putting butter in coffee probably does things to you psychologically
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