Coding Horrors: You can gather all your technical debt into one easy framework!

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Joda: Apr 24, 2010; When I'm off, I just like to really let go and have fun, y'know?; Fun Shoe

Suspicious Dish posted:

laffo at that "me/myself" line

Looks pretty reasonable. This industry is powered by 2.5% raging narcissism, the other two power sources being 27.5% debilitating self-loathing and 70% general misanthropy.

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NtotheTC: Dec 31, 2007

Ah yes Andrew Ng the creator of AngularJS

# ? Apr 11, 2019 20:03

Munkeymon: Aug 14, 2003; Motherfucker's got an
armor-piercing crowbar! Rigoddamndicu𝜆ous.

Don't blame me I wrote in Joseph-Ignace Guillotin :colbert:

# ? Apr 11, 2019 21:33

ultrafilter: Aug 23, 2007; It's okay if you have any questions.

Jeb Bush 2012 posted:

elon musk at the top and ajit pai at the bottom is very revealing

It's almost like these people have no idea how things actually work!

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JawnV6: Jul 4, 2004; So hot ...

ultrafilter posted:

It's almost like these people have no idea how things actually work!

the poll entries or voters

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Jabor: Jul 16, 2010; #1 Loser at SpaceChem

or?

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Jazerus: May 24, 2011

Jabor posted:

or?

writing or when you wanted and is a common mistake

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Magissima: Apr 15, 2013; I'd like to introduce you to some of the most special of our rocks and minerals.; Soiled Meat

They said or, not xor

# ? Apr 12, 2019 03:35

Munkeymon: Aug 14, 2003; Motherfucker's got an
armor-piercing crowbar! Rigoddamndicu𝜆ous.

XML code:

  <ItemGroup>
    <Reference Include="UnityEngine">
      <HintPath>UnityEngine.dll</HintPath>
    </Reference>
  </ItemGroup>

Cool and normal thing for a QR Code generator to depend on.

# ? Apr 16, 2019 21:57

HexiDave: Mar 20, 2009

Munkeymon posted:

XML code:
  <ItemGroup>
    <Reference Include="UnityEngine">
      <HintPath>UnityEngine.dll</HintPath>
    </Reference>
  </ItemGroup>
Cool and normal thing for a QR Code generator to depend on.

In it's defense, that's apparently part of another renderer (straight to Unity textures) - that one project has that reference by mistake, I believe. The other project files in that folder don't have that reference, and I don't see anything in the project's code referencing Unity directly. Probably a left-over someone missed.

# ? Apr 16, 2019 22:15

streetlamp: May 7, 2007; Danny likes his party hat
He does not like his banana hat

URGENT ticket came in today. Go in the app to find the following

Been in production for at least 5 years (as far back as the VC history goes) and I wanted to just lay on the floor and roll out of the building

# ? Apr 17, 2019 20:52

Absurd Alhazred: Mar 27, 2010; by Athanatos

streetlamp posted:

URGENT ticket came in today. Go in the app to find the following

Been in production for at least 5 years (as far back as the VC history goes) and I wanted to just lay on the floor and roll out of the building

I don't understand what I'm seeing here.

# ? Apr 17, 2019 20:56

streetlamp: May 7, 2007; Danny likes his party hat
He does not like his banana hat

eu !== ue

someone made 2 mistakes in this app by misspelling request

# ? Apr 17, 2019 21:00

Absurd Alhazred: Mar 27, 2010; by Athanatos

streetlamp posted:

eu !== ue

someone made 2 mistakes in this app by misspelling request

I mean, European Union (EU) == L'Union europ�enne (UE) :shrug:

# ? Apr 17, 2019 21:05

iospace: Jan 19, 2038

I'll occasionally typo "uint" as "unit". It's not until I compile that it gets caught half the time.

# ? Apr 17, 2019 21:10

Peewi: Nov 8, 2012

Absurd Alhazred posted:

I don't understand what I'm seeing here.

The highlighted line has a typo.

# ? Apr 17, 2019 21:14

Absurd Alhazred: Mar 27, 2010; by Athanatos

Peewi posted:

The highlighted line has a typo.

I didn't notice the highlighting.

# ? Apr 17, 2019 21:14

poemdexter: Feb 18, 2005; Hooray Indie Games!; College Slice

Absurd Alhazred posted:

I didn't notice the highlighting.

Neither did anyone else for 5 years.

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Absurd Alhazred: Mar 27, 2010; by Athanatos

poemdexter posted:

Neither did anyone else for 5 years.

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streetlamp: May 7, 2007; Danny likes his party hat
He does not like his banana hat

Excellent setup

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Doom Mathematic: Sep 2, 2008

streetlamp posted:

URGENT ticket came in today. Go in the app to find the following

Been in production for at least 5 years (as far back as the VC history goes) and I wanted to just lay on the floor and roll out of the building

This isn't an error? PHP just lets you do that?

# ? Apr 17, 2019 21:38

Magissima: Apr 15, 2013; I'd like to introduce you to some of the most special of our rocks and minerals.; Soiled Meat

streetlamp posted:

URGENT ticket came in today. Go in the app to find the following

Been in production for at least 5 years (as far back as the VC history goes) and I wanted to just lay on the floor and roll out of the building

Does PHP not even have a warning for accessing properties of an undefined variable? I knew it was bad but jesus

# ? Apr 17, 2019 21:39

No Safe Word: Feb 26, 2005

Certainly we should all know the answer to any question that boils down to: "does PHP allow <hideous behavior that never makes sense>?"

# ? Apr 17, 2019 21:47

JawnV6: Jul 4, 2004; So hot ...

what good is 1 warning in a sea of thousands

# ? Apr 17, 2019 21:47

Jazerus: May 24, 2011

Magissima posted:

Does PHP not even have a warning for accessing properties of an undefined variable? I knew it was bad but jesus

i'm sure that if you have the correct environment variable set on the server and use the correct compilation flags it warns you

what's that? you don't have an encyclopedic knowledge of php.ini and the compiler? lol enjoy your silent runtime failure nerd

# ? Apr 17, 2019 21:50

Ola: Jul 19, 2004

JawnV6 posted:

what good is 1 warning in a sea of thousands

Should be easy to write this IDE

code:

Warnings posted:

PHP code:

Warnings posted:

STOP IMMEDIATELY THROW IT AWAY

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NtotheTC: Dec 31, 2007

Absurd Alhazred posted:

I don't understand what I'm seeing here.

tabs instead of spaces

# ? Apr 17, 2019 21:53

spiritual bypass: Feb 19, 2008; Grimey Drawer

streetlamp posted:

URGENT ticket came in today. Go in the app to find the following

Been in production for at least 5 years (as far back as the VC history goes) and I wanted to just lay on the floor and roll out of the building

Why didn't your IDE put a red underline here?

# ? Apr 17, 2019 22:56

Scaramouche: Mar 26, 2001; SPACE FACE! SPACE FACE!

Magissima posted:

Does PHP not even have a warning for accessing properties of an undefined variable? I knew it was bad but jesus

Yeah that var could have been $arglgarbfuckblob and still had the same effect. Create new empty object.

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streetlamp: May 7, 2007; Danny likes his party hat
He does not like his banana hat

rt4 posted:

Why didn't your IDE put a red underline here?

it did that's how I immediately noticed them, it was just the first time I even looked at this file. (single application engineer at a university library, I've been here almost 2 years and inherited a lot of dumb poo poo running on PHP 5.3). im guessing this issue actually became an issue because i moved it all to 7.1 recently and some wrinkles still show up. shouts fellow public university devs

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CPColin: Sep 9, 2003; Big ol' smile.

streetlamp posted:

shouts fellow public university devs

# ? Apr 18, 2019 00:06

Dirt Road Junglist: Oct 8, 2010; We will be cruel
And through our cruelty
They will know who we are

Doom Mathematic posted:

This isn't an error? PHP just lets you do that?

PHP doesn't care. It might tell you something is wrong, but it wants you to figure it out yourself.

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Suspicious Dish: Sep 24, 2011; 2020 is the year of linux on the desktop, bro; Fun Shoe

and should we write it all again,
i'd end it with
paamayim nekudotayim

# ? Apr 18, 2019 05:36

Tad Naff: Jul 8, 2004; _{I told you you'd be sorry buying an emoticon, but no, you were hung over. Well look at you now. It's not catching on at all!}

streetlamp posted:

shouts fellow public university devs

... And I work in the library, and we still have a shitload of PHP 5 to update...

# ? Apr 18, 2019 06:44

streetlamp: May 7, 2007; Danny likes his party hat
He does not like his banana hat

Tad Naff posted:

... And I work in the library, and we still have a shitload of PHP 5 to update...

High five, have fun with it use a spaceship operator or two

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duz: Jul 11, 2005; Come on Ilhan, lets go bag us a shitpost

Magissima posted:

Does PHP not even have a warning for accessing properties of an undefined variable? I knew it was bad but jesus

It does a notice level message but if you don't ever look at the logs and you don't use a modern IDE, you'll never know.

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Che Delilas: Nov 23, 2009; FREE TIBET WEED

The only warning a PHP ide or linter should generate is "Warning: This is PHP"

edit: :goonsay:

# ? Apr 18, 2019 20:39

spiritual bypass: Feb 19, 2008; Grimey Drawer

It's got interfaces and runtime typechecks, which is more than can be said for most interpreted languages

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xtal: Jan 9, 2011; by Fluffdaddy

rt4 posted:

It's got interfaces and runtime typechecks, which is more than can be said for most interpreted languages

"Unexpected T_PAAMAYIM_NEKUDOTAYIM" doesn't count as runtime typechecking

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duz: Jul 11, 2005; Come on Ilhan, lets go bag us a shitpost

They added (mostly) real type checking in 7 so if you haven't used it yet, you wouldn't know.

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