Bet On MMA: The Jase Won Thread

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jase1: Aug 11, 2004; Flankensttein: A name given to a FPS gamer who constantly flanks to get kills.

"So I was playing COD yesterday, and some flankenstein came up from behind and shot me."

5k on hermansson @ -138 just based on the amount of strikes the guy throws

# ? Mar 31, 2019 02:24

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# ? May 8, 2024 17:58

CommonShore: Jun 6, 2014; A true renaissance man

Dave Branch typically has some of the worst, most boring fights you can find, but he has also produced some of the most devestating finishes I've ever seen, including slams and big one punch KOs.

Jack Hermansson is tough as gently caress and a good finisher. He seperated a rib in round 1 of one fight and then won by submission in round 2. He's mostly a grappler, though Dave Branch is also a highly respected grappleman from an elite grappleteam.

# ? Mar 31, 2019 02:24

Lloyd Boner: Oct 11, 2009; Yes officer, my name is Victoria Sonnen...berg

drat good call

# ? Mar 31, 2019 02:32

jase1: Aug 11, 2004; Flankensttein: A name given to a FPS gamer who constantly flanks to get kills.

"So I was playing COD yesterday, and some flankenstein came up from behind and shot me."

im on a loving roll tonight!

# ? Mar 31, 2019 02:33

Mr. Nice!: Oct 13, 2005; c-spam cannot afford

Hahahahaha nice

# ? Mar 31, 2019 02:33

jase1: Aug 11, 2004; Flankensttein: A name given to a FPS gamer who constantly flanks to get kills.

"So I was playing COD yesterday, and some flankenstein came up from behind and shot me."

15k on gaetjhe @ +112 its all house money so gently caress it

# ? Mar 31, 2019 02:34

STING 64: Oct 20, 2006

jase1 posted:

15k on gaetjhe @ +112 its all house money so gently caress it

yeah man

# ? Mar 31, 2019 02:35

DumbWhiteGuy: Jul 4, 2007; You need haters. Fellas if you got 20 haters, you need 40 of them motherfuckers. If there's any haters in here that don't have nobody to hate on, feel free to hate on me

jase1 posted:

15k on gaetjhe @ +112 its all house money so gently caress it

hell yeah lets roll

# ? Mar 31, 2019 02:37

Mr. Nice!: Oct 13, 2005; c-spam cannot afford

jase1 posted:

15k on gaetjhe @ +112 its all house money so gently caress it

# ? Mar 31, 2019 02:38

Eat This Glob: Jan 14, 2008; God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

jase1 posted:

15k on gaetjhe @ +112 its all house money so gently caress it

get 'em!

# ? Mar 31, 2019 02:40

i can still taste him: Feb 16, 2003; Buglord

I love gambling vicariously through you. Grats so far and good luck on the main.

Edit: woo!

i can still taste him fucked around with this message at 02:57 on Mar 31, 2019

# ? Mar 31, 2019 02:55

Mr. Nice!: Oct 13, 2005; c-spam cannot afford

Congrats!

# ? Mar 31, 2019 02:55

Lone Goat: Apr 16, 2003; When life gives you lemons, suplex those lemons.

jase1 posted:

15k on gaetjhe @ +112 its all house money so gently caress it

# ? Mar 31, 2019 02:56

Eat This Glob: Jan 14, 2008; God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

hell yeah jase! where did that hot streak put you on the night?

# ? Mar 31, 2019 02:57

jase1: Aug 11, 2004; Flankensttein: A name given to a FPS gamer who constantly flanks to get kills.

"So I was playing COD yesterday, and some flankenstein came up from behind and shot me."

I won 20k last night in pool and I think 25k on mma tonight so not a bad weekend so far and I'm heading to a poker game later to hopefully add more to that

# ? Mar 31, 2019 03:00

Eat This Glob: Jan 14, 2008; God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

drat dude. tear em up on the tables!

# ? Mar 31, 2019 03:01

Darude - Adam Sandstorm: Aug 16, 2012

goddamn

# ? Mar 31, 2019 03:22

STING 64: Oct 20, 2006

jase1 posted:

I won 20k last night in pool and I think 25k on mma tonight so not a bad weekend so far and I'm heading to a poker game later to hopefully add more to that

come to vegas jase

# ? Mar 31, 2019 03:36

JaySB: Nov 16, 2006

jase1 posted:

I won 20k last night in pool and I think 25k on mma tonight so not a bad weekend so far and I'm heading to a poker game later to hopefully add more to that

Yes Jase, come play some poker with us in Vegas

# ? Mar 31, 2019 07:40

jase1: Aug 11, 2004; Flankensttein: A name given to a FPS gamer who constantly flanks to get kills.

"So I was playing COD yesterday, and some flankenstein came up from behind and shot me."

No Vegas for me this year. We went to China a month ago and that was our big trip for the year. Plus Vegas really has lost it appeal to me. I can do the same stuff here close to my home that I can do in Vegas so what�s the point of going out there anymore.

# ? Mar 31, 2019 10:47

turntabler: Sep 10, 2011

Looking at Dustin at $2.75. I told myself I'd place $50 if he was at $3.

Kelvin is $2.40 as well.

# ? Apr 12, 2019 11:11

Horse Inspector: Aug 11, 2005; privacy publicly displayed

Gone for:
Soukhamthath @ 4.20 - He has a bad rep from the O'Malley fight, but he should have won and he's really big for Bantam. I can't see him losing more than 3/4 times so seems like good value.
Rountree @ 2.60 - I find Eryk Anders to be extremely underwhelming every time I see him, and Rountree has serious power. I count the Johnny Walker fight as a bit of an outlier.
Gastelum @ 2.50 - I personally think this fight is a coin flip so it seems good value to me, depends if Kelvin can get a takedown.
Poirier @ 2.80 - I have to admit I think Max wins this, but this is the best Dustin has ever been and probably ever will be.

# ? Apr 12, 2019 12:30

jase1: Aug 11, 2004; Flankensttein: A name given to a FPS gamer who constantly flanks to get kills.

"So I was playing COD yesterday, and some flankenstein came up from behind and shot me."

5k parlay on Holloway @ -205, Adesanya @-185 and Rountree @ +160 that pays out about 24k if my math is right.

# ? Apr 12, 2019 13:42

Eat This Glob: Jan 14, 2008; God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

jase1 posted:

5k parlay on Holloway @ -205, Adesanya @-185 and Rountree @ +160 that pays out about 24k if my math is right.

i like that bet, tbh

# ? Apr 12, 2019 17:56

JaySB: Nov 16, 2006

I like Krylov, Boston Salmon and Max Griffin a bit as well. I think Rountree is way better than Anders

# ? Apr 12, 2019 18:31

G-Hawk: Dec 15, 2003

rountree as an underdog seems like the best value tomorrow. not sure what else i want yet

# ? Apr 12, 2019 18:54

DumbWhiteGuy: Jul 4, 2007; You need haters. Fellas if you got 20 haters, you need 40 of them motherfuckers. If there's any haters in here that don't have nobody to hate on, feel free to hate on me

jase1 posted:

5k parlay on Holloway @ -205, Adesanya @-185 and Rountree @ +160 that pays out about 24k if my math is right.

copying this (for much less money obviously)

# ? Apr 13, 2019 01:40

DO YALL WANT A BOXC: Jul 20, 2010; HAHA! WOOOOOOO WOOO!; Fun Shoe

i don't have an opinion on any of the undercard fights but I think Poirier at +165 is good. Holloway can get hit a lot and Poirier has good power. for reasons i can't fully explain I think he's a good style matchup against Max.

Gastelum at +150 is nuts to me, i think he's a clear favorite and i would have bet him down to -200.

# ? Apr 13, 2019 03:30

STING 64: Oct 20, 2006

wasnt able to get my bet in had a busy couple of days but in spirit what i wanted to do was $150 on gastelum/hollaway/rountree

# ? Apr 14, 2019 01:28

JaySB: Nov 16, 2006

STONE COLD 64 posted:

wasnt able to get my bet in had a busy couple of days but in spirit what i wanted to do was $150 on gastelum/hollaway/rountree

Don't you live in Vegas? We have mobile apps

# ? Apr 14, 2019 01:37

jase1: Aug 11, 2004; Flankensttein: A name given to a FPS gamer who constantly flanks to get kills.

"So I was playing COD yesterday, and some flankenstein came up from behind and shot me."

STONE COLD 64 posted:

wasnt able to get my bet in had a busy couple of days but in spirit what i wanted to do was $150 on gastelum/hollaway/rountree

I�ll book it!

# ? Apr 14, 2019 01:46

STING 64: Oct 20, 2006

JaySB posted:

Don't you live in Vegas? We have mobile apps

im at work.

# ? Apr 14, 2019 01:49

turntabler: Sep 10, 2011

50 on rountree with the winnings to be bet on poirier. My phone just autocorrected poirier to poorer.

# ? Apr 14, 2019 04:09

I.N.R.I: May 26, 2011

turntabler posted:

50 on rountree with the winnings to be bet on poirier. My phone just autocorrected poirier to poorer.

your phone cares about your wellbeing

# ? Apr 14, 2019 04:12

jase1: Aug 11, 2004; Flankensttein: A name given to a FPS gamer who constantly flanks to get kills.

"So I was playing COD yesterday, and some flankenstein came up from behind and shot me."

I could hedge on my parlay but I like the sweat. That last fight one of the best fights I have ever seen.

# ? Apr 14, 2019 05:30