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Kurieg
Jul 19, 2012

RIP Lutri: 5/19/20-4/2/20
:blizz::gamefreak:

Ada posted:

Gruul/Boros: "We believe violence is always the answer, but disagree on how many buildings to smash."

"Punch is universal constant, but disagree on who punch." -Urgdar, Cyclops Philosopher.

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Time
Aug 1, 2011

It Was All A Dream

Elyv posted:

I think a lot of you are overestimating what is essentially a good, but expensive, Falter



so close to being a titan slam dunk card but I think 2 cmc is too much

Mat Cauthon
Jan 2, 2006

The more tragic things get,
the more I feel like laughing.



It's okay for what it is. 2 CMC is too slow for most decks but it might find a home in some mid-range pile. The 3 life is a weird effect to be stapled to it, but I guess adding a counter, which would fit the flavor better, would've been too deterministic of a design choice. I won't be mad to pick up a copy or two in limited for sure.

Big Ol Marsh Pussy
Jan 7, 2007

Elyv posted:

I think a lot of you are overestimating what is essentially a good, but expensive, Falter



falter is going to be stronger than normal in this format because it lets you kill planeswalkers in situations where you don't just win, especially since lifelink makes it harder for them to just crack you back. five mana is a lot but i still think that card will end up fantastic

DAD LOST MY IPOD
Feb 3, 2012

Fats Dominar is on the case


Orange Fluffy Sheep posted:

Bond of Discipline's flavor text didn't make a joke about tax laws, WAR competing with Odyssey for worst flavor text on average.

get this guy out of here! get him out! take his coat! if you have to rough him up a little, i'll pay your legal costs.

DAD LOST MY IPOD
Feb 3, 2012

Fats Dominar is on the case


Well, sir, there's nothing on Ravnica
Like a genuine, bona fide
Manafied, five-color Elder Spell
What'd I say?
Elder Spell
What's it called?
Elder Spell
That's right! Elder Spell
Elder Spell
Elder Spell
Elder Spell

I hear those things are awfully loud
It casts as softly as a cloud!

Is there a chance the gates could bend?
Not on your life, my Simic friend!

What about us Rakdos slobs?
You'll be given beatdown jobs!

Were you sent here by the Bolas?
No, good sir, he won't control us!

tin can made man
Apr 13, 2005

why don't you ask him
about his penis
I've sold elder spell components to Zendikar, Kaladesh, and Amonkhet, and by gum it put THEM on the map!

dragon enthusiast
Jan 1, 2010

tin can made man posted:

Bond of Black has rakdos and golgari
"We believe death is part of a great cycle. We disagree on how funny that fact is"

"We believe death is part of a great cycle."
"We believe death is part of a great cycle."

tin can made man
Apr 13, 2005

why don't you ask him
about his penis
Teysa: But you didn't do anything!

Lazav, smugly: Oh, didn't I? *Teleports away*

dragon enthusiast
Jan 1, 2010
also by cycle I mean a tiny unicycle, which a giant 6000 year old demon is pitifully trying to balance themselves upon

LifeLynx
Feb 27, 2001

Dang so this is like looking over his shoulder in real-time
Grimey Drawer
Show the white god you cowards

Pontius Pilate
Jul 25, 2006

Crucify, Whale, Crucify

Salvor_Hardin posted:

Bond of White has Orzhov and Azorius:

"We believe in securing a future for white children but not on whether ghosts count."

“We believe in securing a future for white children but not if ghosts count.”

ftfy

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon

tin can made man posted:

Teysa: But you didn't do anything!

Lazav, smugly: Oh, didn't I? *Teleports away*

eternals took their spot as the ub guys

AnEdgelord
Dec 12, 2016
Whats my boy Rakdos doing during all this?

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon

AnEdgelord posted:

Whats my boy Rakdos doing during all this?

having a big ol party

TheTofuShop
Aug 28, 2009

DAD LOST MY IPOD posted:

Well, sir, there's nothing on Ravnica
Like a genuine, bona fide
Manafied, five-color Elder Spell
What'd I say?
Elder Spell
What's it called?
Elder Spell
That's right! Elder Spell
Elder Spell
Elder Spell
Elder Spell

I hear those things are awfully loud
It casts as softly as a cloud!

Is there a chance the gates could bend?
Not on your life, my Simic friend!

What about us Rakdos slobs?
You'll be given beatdown jobs!

Were you sent here by the Bolas?
No, good sir, he won't control us!

:perfect:

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

Kurieg posted:

"Punch is universal constant, but disagree on who punch." -Urgdar, Cyclops Philosopher.

i need an urgdar card or avatar i will windmill slam 20bux or more for it on arena

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

AnEdgelord posted:

Whats my boy Rakdos doing during all this?

loving this poo poo

Ada
Apr 22, 2014

Practice proper gun's safety.
Kill domri, make Urgdar guild leader

Pharohman777
Jan 14, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
Look, if they don't have some sorta niv mizzet reborn vs Nicol bolas merchandise/toy depicted on a card when we inevitably go back to ravnica again, I will be very disappointed.

Kurieg
Jul 19, 2012

RIP Lutri: 5/19/20-4/2/20
:blizz::gamefreak:

Zyla posted:

i need an urgdar card or avatar i will windmill slam 20bux or more for it on arena

Pensive Minotaur avatar or bust.

EatinCake
Oct 21, 2008

DAD LOST MY IPOD posted:

Well, sir, there's nothing on Ravnica
Like a genuine, bona fide
Manafied, five-color Elder Spell
What'd I say?
Elder Spell
What's it called?
Elder Spell
That's right! Elder Spell
Elder Spell
Elder Spell
Elder Spell

I hear those things are awfully loud
It casts as softly as a cloud!

Is there a chance the gates could bend?
Not on your life, my Simic friend!

What about us Rakdos slobs?
You'll be given beatdown jobs!

Were you sent here by the Bolas?
No, good sir, he won't control us!

:perfect:

qwewq
Aug 16, 2017

DAD LOST MY IPOD posted:

Well, sir, there's nothing on Ravnica
Like a genuine, bona fide
Manafied, five-color Elder Spell
What'd I say?
Elder Spell
What's it called?
Elder Spell
That's right! Elder Spell
Elder Spell
Elder Spell
Elder Spell

I hear those things are awfully loud
It casts as softly as a cloud!

Is there a chance the gates could bend?
Not on your life, my Simic friend!

What about us Rakdos slobs?
You'll be given beatdown jobs!

Were you sent here by the Bolas?
No, good sir, he won't control us!

This is lovely, thank you. Are we imagining Dovin, Domri, or both singing this? I'm leaning into our boy in blue, a choreographed dance number seems a bit outside of Domri's scope.

Draxion
Jun 9, 2013




Pharohman777 posted:

Look, if they don't have some sorta niv mizzet reborn vs Nicol bolas merchandise/toy depicted on a card when we inevitably go back to ravnica again, I will be very disappointed.

Replace the guild signets action figures of the war imo

vegetables
Mar 10, 2012

Kurieg posted:

"Punch is universal constant, but disagree on who punch." -Urgdar, Cyclops Philosopher.

This is almost certainly better than whatever the actual flavour text will be.

Legit Businessman
Sep 2, 2007


qwewq posted:

This is lovely, thank you. Are we imagining Dovin, Domri, or both singing this? I'm leaning into our boy in blue, a choreographed dance number seems a bit outside of Domri's scope.

Turns out that the British accent he has also has given him a penchant for musicals and dance numbers. (also, strangely enough, funny walks.)

qwewq
Aug 16, 2017
True to form, Chandra Homers her way into being the final "Elder, doh!" and then incinerates restrains Dovin out of shame.

Bell_
Sep 3, 2006

Tiny Baltimore
A billion light years away
A goon's posting the same thing
But he's already turned to dust
And the shitpost we read
Is a billion light-years old
A ghost just like the rest of us

cheetah7071 posted:

hosed up that simic aren't the ones with the kaiju
Never too late for a super Dee super Simic sky swallower

Kurieg
Jul 19, 2012

RIP Lutri: 5/19/20-4/2/20
:blizz::gamefreak:

Bell_ posted:

Never too late for a super Dee super Simic sky swallower

Simic God Swallower.

"I originally named it out of a sense of hyperbole, never thought we'd need a functional test."

Rogue 7
Oct 13, 2012

Kurieg posted:

Simic God Swallower.

"I originally named it out of a sense of hyperbole, never thought we'd need a functional test."

Now I'm going to be very disappointed when this isn't a real card.

WalrusWhiskers
Nov 1, 2010

He's got no teeth, see?
Fun Shoe
What's the fixing going to look like for this set? I wonder if New mizzet will be at all castable in limited

Bugsy
Jul 15, 2004

I'm thumpin'. That's
why they call me
'Thumper'.


Slippery Tilde
From matt nass's stream:

Bond of insight 3U
Sorcery
Each player puts the top 4 cards of their library's into their graveyards.
Return up to 2 instants and/or sorcery cards to your hand, then exile bond of insight.

Lone Goat
Apr 16, 2003

When life gives you lemons, suplex those lemons.




Bugsy posted:

From matt nass's stream:

Bond of insight 3U
Sorcery
Each player puts the top 4 cards of their library's into their graveyards.
Return up to 2 instants and/or sorcery cards to your hand, then exile bond of insight.

Lawnie
Sep 6, 2006

That is my helmet
Give it back
you are a lion
It doesn't even fit
Grimey Drawer
The dimir are the coolest people on ravnica

CharlieFoxtrot
Mar 27, 2007

organize digital employees



Where 👏 is 👏 Lazav

CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.
That's a rad loving logo, too.

CharlieFoxtrot
Mar 27, 2007

organize digital employees



New theory: Niv-Mizzet is dead and Niv-Mizzet Reborn is actually Lazav

Vaah
Dec 25, 2008

:shittydog:


CharlieFoxtrot posted:

New theory: Niv-Mizzet is dead and Niv-Mizzet Reborn is actually Lazav

That's the plot twist for Return to Return to Return to Ravnica

Lone Goat
Apr 16, 2003

When life gives you lemons, suplex those lemons.




It's a fun quirk that even though the Bonds are shard shaped, they're not the main colour of the corresponding Alara shard.

That is, white card Bond of Discipline is Azorius/Orzhov, yet if it were Esper, it'd probably be blue.

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Lone Goat
Apr 16, 2003

When life gives you lemons, suplex those lemons.




For people wondering where we learned that Niv Mizzet is dead, the answer is.... wait 6 weeks???


https://twitter.com/omnidoug/status/1116731159885443072

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