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Gutcruncher posted:Hey guys here’s a wacky idea. That's so 20th century.
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Gutcruncher posted:Hey guys here’s a wacky idea. Or just gently write them out of the story I honestly blame the Sopranos for this, that old woman died and it was the most awkward poo poo ever to watch some CGI’d mess spew ADR lines off camera but everyone ran with it cause you can’t say “gently caress the tribute to this old lady this was complete poo poo”
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Apr 13, 2019 01:04
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Colonel Cancer posted:The trashcan robot and the little mouse bot better make an appearance! Also another fat slug thing and tentacle hole and trash octopus imo Is mace windu really dead? I didn’t see a body. 
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Apr 13, 2019 01:04
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I hope BB-8 chases around a girl robot, let's call her DD-8, with some rockin robot titties for comic relief
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Apr 13, 2019 01:06
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Are there so many "rise of x" film titles because producers don't like using anything outside the 250 most common English words for titles and that's the only one on the list that hints at a plot?
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I never really read much of the Star Wars extended universe, but I heard (on this forum!) that, because it was all so vague and and amorphous, some of the authors would get into these retcon wars because they totally didn't like each other's books. One author had a giant Mandalorian fetish or something, and wrote about how awesome they were. And another one really hated everything about that, and would just flat out write books saying, no, what you read in that other book didn't really happen like that, here's what really went down. And they'd go back and forth like that. lol that it's happening in the actual movies now.
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Apr 13, 2019 01:14
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Xaintrailles posted:Are there so many "rise of x" film titles because producers don't like using anything outside the 250 most common English words for titles and that's the only one on the list that hints at a plot? https://phrasegenerator.com/actionmovies I asked the oracle and came up with Star Wars episode IX: Inferno of Risk
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Apr 13, 2019 01:14
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Star Wars: gently caress me? No, Rian Johnson, gently caress you!
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Blurry Gray Thing posted:I never really read much of the Star Wars extended universe, but I heard (on this forum!) that, because it was all so vague and and amorphous, some of the authors would get into these retcon wars because they totally didn't like each other's books. One author had a giant Mandalorian fetish or something, and wrote about how awesome they were. And another one really hated everything about that, and would just flat out write books saying, no, what you read in that other book didn't really happen like that, here's what really went down. And they'd go back and forth like that. lol pretty much
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Apr 13, 2019 01:20
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Star Wars: Retcon of Johnson
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Apr 13, 2019 01:23
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hevnz 2 murgatroyd posted:Luke was loving that green milk elephant morning, noon and night and produced many horrible little milk Jedis 
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Apr 13, 2019 01:25
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if they bring the emperor back in sw 9 then star wars will be good again.
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Apr 13, 2019 01:28
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I like Star Wars and I like this trilogy, but what I like even more is nerds getting angry about star wars. Today has been a good day on both ends
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Apr 13, 2019 01:29
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I'll see this movie and then forget about it the next work day. Disney is releasing their new streamin app though, so we can get the star wars the TV series.
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Apr 13, 2019 01:31
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They should just make it a big pay-per-view cage match between Abrams and Johnson and add some CGI monsters in the background. At least that way this hundred-million-dollar slapfight would be entertaining.
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Apr 13, 2019 01:34
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Star wars. Start wars never changes.
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Apr 13, 2019 01:37
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The actor doesn’t even need to die Like, they changed Iron Man’s Black Buddy from one film to the next, no acknowledgement whatsoever, and everyone was Iike “yeah that guys cool”
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Apr 13, 2019 01:39
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I look forward to streaming this film from a dodgy Chinese website one night to play in the background while I game on my tablet.
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Apr 13, 2019 01:47
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More like Skycocker lol.
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Apr 13, 2019 01:54
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504 posted:I look forward to streaming this film from a dodgy Chinese website one night to play in the background while I game on my tablet. The only way to enjoy cinema afaik
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Apr 13, 2019 01:57
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935 posted:I hope BB-8 chases around a girl robot, let's call her DD-8, with some rockin robot titties for comic relief I'd settle for a robot named DD-D getting made King of the Star Wars.
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Apr 13, 2019 02:12
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drat, I had assumed the guy who played Palpatine in Jedi was dead but nope. He's 75 years old and may die on-set, but he's still kicking around.
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Apr 13, 2019 02:18
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At the start of the movie Palpatine wakes up and the previous two episodes were just a dream.
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Apr 13, 2019 02:27
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Pokémon Go to the Star Wars
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Giant_Pupils posted:drat, I had assumed the guy who played Palpatine in Jedi was dead but nope. He's 75 years old and may die on-set, but he's still kicking around. Yeah how the gently caress did Carrie Fisher manage to die before Ian McDiarmid its drugs but still
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Apr 13, 2019 02:37
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skasion posted:Yeah how the gently caress did Carrie Fisher manage to die before Ian McDiarmid There are rumors that he was trained by a master who managed to cheat death...
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Apr 13, 2019 02:40
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Star Wars X: Star Peaces
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Apr 13, 2019 02:48
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"Wrap it up nerds, a real man doesn't watch Star Wars ever"  https://twitter.com/OfWudan/status/1116797166742323200
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Apr 13, 2019 02:55
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Xaintrailles posted:Are there so many "rise of x" film titles because producers don't like using anything outside the 250 most common English words for titles and that's the only one on the list that hints at a plot? Easier to translate into Chinese
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Apr 13, 2019 02:55
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Whats the over/under on them making Star Wars X: We're Bringing Back Vader Cause We Got Nothing Else?
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Apr 13, 2019 02:58
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Bogus Adventure posted:There are rumors that he was trained by a master who managed to cheat death... Is it possible to learn this power?
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Apr 13, 2019 03:01
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skasion posted:Is it possible to learn this power? Not from The Last Jedi...
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Apr 13, 2019 03:03
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DemoneeHo posted:"Wrap it up nerds, a real man doesn't watch Star Wars ever" I wish I had more money for hookers 
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Apr 13, 2019 03:04
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Comfy Fleece Sweater posted:I wish I had more money for hookers Stop buying video games
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Apr 13, 2019 03:05
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The slapfight between chud fascists and woke neoliberal corporatists over Star Wars is some straight up late capital bullshit lol
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Apr 13, 2019 03:10
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Hairy Busey posted:Stop buying video games no
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Apr 13, 2019 03:18
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im so trd of thes star nwas
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Mokelumne Trekka posted:The slapfight between chud fascists and woke neoliberal corporatists over Star Wars is some straight up late capital bullshit lol I identify as Yoda: a gross little man who lives in a swamp and trolls both sides
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