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Bit of a spoiler in the title don’t you think considering all the established Skywalkers are dead
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Skywalkers Rise Up.
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Apr 12, 2019 19:39
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where da green tiddy milk at
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Apr 12, 2019 19:40
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palpatine zoomin in to give jj the money
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Apr 12, 2019 19:42
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get off my lawn
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Apr 12, 2019 19:42
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princess layla and her son kyle go up an escalator, that's all it is
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Apr 12, 2019 19:42
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“Skywalker” is going to become a title for a knight of the force and replace “Jedi”. Book it Alternatively, the Skywalker who rises is Luuke
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it refers to my erection, and the nickname i gave it honored to be part of Star Wars history at this year's The Star Wars Star Wars Convention, thanks to J J for making this dream become woke
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Apr 12, 2019 19:44
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skasion posted:“Skywalker” is going to become a title for a knight of the force and replace “Jedi”. Book it It's 100% either this, or Rey actually is the daughter of nobodies and she takes the name for whatever reason I'm on board for fat Lando
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Apr 12, 2019 19:44
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evidently this film was written around unused footage of carrie fischer boofin the benzos
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Apr 12, 2019 19:44
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Alternative alternative: The Rise of Bigger Luke
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Apr 12, 2019 19:45
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WatermelonGun posted:evidently this film was written around unused footage of carrie fischer boofin the benzos why does Carrie Fischer spend half the film covering her face with a cape, like a vampire? oh well
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also this is absolutely the wreck of the death star which means the Emperor probably survived the end of ROTJ and is the real face behind the power, which is dumb as gently caress e: like "evil force ghost emperor" would have been alright but "actually he's been living in the ruins of the giant space station we specifically saw explode into dust" is  as hell
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Snow Cone Capone posted:also this is absolutely the wreck of the death star which means the Emperor probably survived the end of ROTJ and is the real face behind the power, which is dumb as gently caress lol if you think jj was gonna do anything else
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Snow Cone Capone posted:also this is absolutely the wreck of the death star which means the Emperor probably survived the end of ROTJ and is the real face behind the power, which is dumb as gently caress Oh come on. “Dead evil wizard secretly not dead after all” what a shock, truly appalling stuff. My only complaint about McDiarmid coming back is that they wasted two movies that could have had him in them on some skinnyfat gently caress fail villain voiced by Gollum
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Apr 12, 2019 19:49
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Snow Cone Capone posted:also this is absolutely the wreck of the death star which means the Emperor probably survived the end of ROTJ and is the real face behind the power, which is dumb as gently caress At least this implies the environmental devastation wrought by a moon sized space station probably killed off the Ewoks. Good.
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Apr 12, 2019 19:53
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I hope they stop making these space muppet monster movies
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Apr 12, 2019 20:00
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I thought the title had to be a joke but nope it's real
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Edgar posted:I hope they stop making these space muppet monster movies there hasn't been even a single Farscape movie and you know it!
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Apr 12, 2019 20:00
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I wish the star wars franchise would die.
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Apr 12, 2019 20:00
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Gaunab posted:I wish the star wars franchise would die. Jar Jar Bunks: How wude!
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I was already getting sick of the ramped up GoT takes from mouth-breathing fans trying to justify their favorite rape and incest porn as a complex and masterful piece of storytelling, and now I guess I can throw awful Star Wars takes on top of that trash pile for the rest of the year.
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Apr 12, 2019 20:05
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I'm excited to see more Carrie Fisher. I miss her so much.
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Apr 12, 2019 20:06
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Star Wars IX: The Rise of Pandering
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Apr 12, 2019 20:10
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I'm not gonna see it unless I know for a fact that someone milks a walrus onscreen. TLJ just set the bar so high w/r/t milking scenes
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Apr 12, 2019 20:12
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skasion posted:Alternative alternative: The Rise of Bigger Luke
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Vim Fuego posted:I'm not gonna see it unless I know for a fact that someone milks a walrus onscreen. TLJ just set the bar so high w/r/t milking scenes Minds blown as C3PO jelqs a tonton
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Apr 12, 2019 20:16
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I hope this one is also about family.
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Apr 12, 2019 20:17
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skasion posted:Alternative alternative: The Rise of Bigger Luke
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Apr 12, 2019 20:17
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Yea well, did you know I had the title line in Star Wars?
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Apr 12, 2019 20:19
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skasion posted:Alternative alternative: The Rise of Bigger Luke
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Apr 12, 2019 20:21
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I really don't feel like there has been a cohesive arc in the first two, but maybe everything will make sense when this comes out. The story is secondary to cool visuals and fan service. OMG REY IS PALPATINES GRANDDAUGHTER!
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Apr 12, 2019 20:21
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I hope they bring back midichloreans. I hope they talk about them non-stop in the new movie.
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Apr 12, 2019 20:22
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Snow Cone Capone posted:also this is absolutely the wreck of the death star which means the Emperor probably survived the end of ROTJ and is the real face behind the power, which is dumb as gently caress Assuming that's Poe behind Rey, he's also packing a lightsaber.
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Apr 12, 2019 20:22
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Is the second one on Netflix yet
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Apr 12, 2019 20:23
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I hope palpatine is puttering around underwater. That'd make sense.
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Apr 12, 2019 20:24
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I hope the story goes nowhere and the characters act like loving morons the whole time.
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Apr 12, 2019 20:25
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skasion posted:“Skywalker” is going to become a title for a knight of the force and replace “Jedi”. Book it probably, and there will be a Spartacus-style scene where all the characters take turns saying "I'm a skywalker!" every character from all nine films including the robots and muppet aliens, it's a 3 hour long scene.
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And more politics goddammit! I want to know what kind of government the ET people have! This is super important for immersion!
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