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Hairy Busey posted:I identify as Yoda: a gross little man who lives in a swamp and trolls both sides Yoda's love.
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Hairy Busey posted:Make a james bond movie only it's a jedi and in space. Like I've said before, if 4-6 were a WW2 allegory, the sequels should've been a Cold War spy series with both sides having Death Stars to represent mutually assured destruction.
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Apr 13, 2019 03:27
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super sweet best pal posted:Like I've said before, if 4-6 were a WW2 allegory, the sequels should've been a Cold War spy series with both sides having Death Stars to represent mutually assured destruction. That would actually be kind of cool. So it'll never happen. No matter the circumstances, it has to be plucky heroes against overwhelming empire!
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Apr 13, 2019 03:30
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super sweet best pal posted:Like I've said before, if 4-6 were a WW2 allegory, the sequels should've been a Cold War spy series with both sides having Death Stars to represent mutually assured destruction. And the Jedi are the commies while the New Republic is America
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Apr 13, 2019 03:30
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The JEDI, disgusted by the commercialism snd exploitation of the EMPIRE, forge a revolutionary new path of ascetism and brotherhood. As the NEW JEDI ORDER rebuilds itself, elements of THE TRADE FEDERATION and BANKERS GUILDS have taken control of the NEW REPUBLIC senate. Star systems scramble to choose a side as an IRON CURTAIN descends upon the galaxy. . .
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Apr 13, 2019 03:33
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Hairy Busey posted:I identify as Yoda: a gross little man who lives in a swamp and trolls both sides suck my balls, you must
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Apr 13, 2019 03:34
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Remember when Dune did crazy poo poo where some minor character became a space worm god and then it moved 10000 years into the future and was about what he was doing then. Remember how that was the most interesting book in the series? Yeah let’s just have it being about the Death Star and the emperor again like all the other films.
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Apr 13, 2019 03:35
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The New Republic Freedom Star has assured the spread of democracy, order and peace across the galaxy. But is it really such a beacon of good and lawful power as its projected to be? A young Jedi gets dragged into a conspiracy that stretches far beyond the outer rim. Black sites? Old imperial measures and agents? The deeper it goes, the darker it gets.
Colonel Cancer fucked around with this message at 03:40 on Apr 13, 2019 |
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Apr 13, 2019 03:38
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How can I enjoy my star war if there is no empire and reference to old films from the 70s?
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Apr 13, 2019 03:40
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The first movie will be space korea. The second space vietnam. Finally there's space Afghanistan and soace Chechnya (the last one always bites off more than it csn chew, scope-wise)
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Apr 13, 2019 03:41
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Spin-off seriesn: basicicallt The Americans except it's ncalled the New Republicans
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Apr 13, 2019 03:42
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Hairy Busey posted:I identify as Yoda: a gross little man who lives in a swamp and trolls both sides 
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Apr 13, 2019 03:43
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Operation Paperclip as both sides scramble to snatch up the Death Star engineers
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Apr 13, 2019 03:43
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The new Republic is shocked as the Jedi reveal their own death star: the J.S.S. Obi-Wan Kenobi
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Apr 13, 2019 03:45
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Freedom Star with a large "mission accomplished" banner. President Luke Skywalker giving impassioned speech.
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Apr 13, 2019 03:47
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Colonel Cancer posted:Freedom Star with a large "mission accomplished" banner. President Luke Skywalker giving impassioned speech. You mean President Han Solo
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Apr 13, 2019 03:47
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And his fuckup sons Han Solo Jr. and BEN Solo
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Apr 13, 2019 03:48
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Terrorists from Nal Hutta blow up twin Death Stars of the New Republic and Imperial Remnant by hyperspace ramming them. For some reason this leads the New Republic to invade and occupy the planet Ryloth for 15 years.
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Apr 13, 2019 03:49
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Han Solo landed the imperial shuttle on the death star by himself!
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Apr 13, 2019 03:51
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Hairy Busey posted:You mean President Han Solo Yer right. A tricky scoundrel to the end. I'm thinking he turns into space Nixon, and ends up opposed by the jedis whom he watergates.
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Apr 13, 2019 03:52
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Dear Leader, Jedi Grandmaster Luke Skywalker makes his weekly pronouncement on the tenets of Jediism
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Apr 13, 2019 03:52
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Colonel Cancer posted:Yer right. A tricky scoundrel to the end. I'm thinking he turns into space Nixon, and ends up opposed by the jedis whom he watergates. He is on very poor terms with Leia because he likes to use his "blaster" on young interns. By the end of the last movie, though, Leia still fails to become Chancellor
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Apr 13, 2019 03:54
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So the rebels are just going to lightspeed ram empty ships into the Empire right, since that is an incredible effective move in TLJ Oh, it'll be ignored and no mention of anything that occurred in TLJ will have ongoing consequence, ok cool
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Apr 13, 2019 04:04
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Rebels will use individually piloted fighters to kamikaze empire
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Apr 13, 2019 04:06
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Hairy Busey posted:And the Jedi are the commies while the New Republic is America That's it exactly. Forces once allied against the Empire, now bitter enemies. The existence of the First Order as they are in the sequels, with weapons more powerful than the Death Star, implies a timeline where the New Republic completely hosed up taking over after Palpatine died. And should have stayed dead.
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Apr 13, 2019 04:11
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Mozi posted:im so trd of thes star nwas Straight Outta Coruscant
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Apr 13, 2019 04:13
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Snow Cone Capone posted:also this is absolutely the wreck of the death star which means the Emperor probably survived the end of ROTJ and is the real face behind the power, which is dumb as gently caress its a ghost or something. plus i can see parts of the death star "surviving". the thing was a big as a planet.
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STAR war 10: The Corescaunt Death Star Crisis Star War 11: The Jakku Contra Star War 12: The War on Darth Terror
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Apr 13, 2019 04:19
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The Skeleton King posted:STAR war 10: The Corescaunt Death Star Crisis well thats honest to god the old EU. basicaly the authors got bored of the empire being the made baddies and just made up random factions like the yethra and Kueller and that sentient beetle and durgas space laser.
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Apr 13, 2019 04:25
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Dre2Dee2 posted:So the rebels are just going to lightspeed ram empty ships into the Empire right, since that is an incredible effective move in TLJ The empire has invented produced and mass distributed the technology to counter it. Or the evil space gun corporations subplot people? They do have new starcraft and mechs a lot. I'm all for Palpatine surviving, its less stupid thsnk most of the choices.
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Apr 13, 2019 04:26
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I can see why they would use the ruins of the Death Star as a setpiece. The best part of the last two movies was a slice of Rey's daily life foraging in the wreckage of big destroyed ships that had crashed on her planet
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Apr 13, 2019 04:33
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Palpatine might as well still be alive. The last two movies already invalidated everything that happened in the OT. Luke and pals didn't change a drat thing, the star war never ends.
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Apr 13, 2019 04:36
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As bad as the prequels were, they are a lot of fun to make fun of or joke about. The new ones are just boring forgettable crap like most marvel movies are.
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Apr 13, 2019 04:41
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gonna be so sick when Kyle Katarn shows up, he's my favourite star wars character, he'll beat the poo poo outta you
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Apr 13, 2019 04:44
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OH JK about earlier, Rey is Luke's daughter! Pls don't be mad at us!
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Apr 13, 2019 04:50
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Clone him, Sheeeeve Palpatine has a nice ring to it.
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Apr 13, 2019 04:54
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Luke banged Leia, a cgi Carrie Fisher will explain to Rey that it was the 80s and things were different then but that's why she's a super Jedi because the mitichlorian cummies were so strong
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Apr 13, 2019 04:59
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Applewhite posted:OH JK about earlier, Rey is Luke's daughter! Pls don't be mad at us! "Your parents were nobody... from a certain point of view."
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Apr 13, 2019 05:04
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Dre2Dee2 posted:"Your parents were nobody... from a certain point of view." Her parents were Luke and Leia and Kylo was lying to her to spare her the shame of being an incest baby.
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Edgar posted:I hope they stop making these space muppet monster movies Edgar posted:I hope they stop making these space muppet monster movies I want to quote this a million times the world only needed 1 star wars movie. the only entity that needs any more star wars is Walt Disney's bank account.
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