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InsertPotPun
Apr 16, 2018

Pissy Bitch stan
I'm not sure a man with a <50% approval rating is who you want pointing to that sign.

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the_steve
Nov 9, 2005

We're always hiring!

InsertPotPun posted:

I'm not sure a man with a <50% approval rating is who you want pointing to that sign.

Ask any Trump supporter, they'll be the first to tell you that the approval rating is fake news and that his REAL approval rating among REAL Americans is 110%

PJOmega
May 5, 2009

the_steve posted:

Ask any Trump supporter, they'll be the first to tell you that the approval rating is fake news and that his REAL approval rating among REAL Americans is 110%

Or that if Libtards are stoopid enuff to declare civil war that the true red-blooded conservatives have all the guns and the military is 100% with the right.

Jurgan
May 8, 2007

Just pour it directly into your gaping mouth-hole you decadent slut

The people who were unhappy with their country and started fighting the Civil War were... I mean, it’s predictable at this point, I suppose, but they weren’t fighting to “fix” the USA, but to break it apart.

Edgar Allen Ho
Apr 3, 2017

by sebmojo
yeah but the number 1 rule of freepers and freepy types in the US in general, when it comes to the ACW, is:

The Union and Confederacy are equally good and tyrannical, depending on what exact point you're trying to make.

The south did nothing wrong, and Lincoln was a tyrant, but also, the democrats were the racist party of slavery, and the heroic republican Abraham Lincoln saved the country, learn some history, but Robert E. Lee was a hero, and and and

E: wait this isn't the freep thread but cmon, it's the same people saying the same dumb racist poo poo.

Edgar Allen Ho fucked around with this message at 17:51 on Apr 13, 2019

Taerkar
Dec 7, 2002

kind of into it, really

I'm pretty sure most of those types side with the Confederacy because of STATES RIGHTS :argh:

By which of course I mean racism

UwUnabomber
Sep 9, 2012

Pubes dreaded out so hoes call me Chris Barnes. I don't wear a condom at the pig farm.

Taerkar posted:

I'm pretty sure most of those types side with the Confederacy because of STATES RIGHTS :argh:

By which of course I mean racism

They really like it if you say 'The Civil War was about States rights... To keep slaves."

the_steve
Nov 9, 2005

We're always hiring!

Dylanthulhu posted:

They really like it if you say 'The Civil War was about States rights... To keep slaves."

At which point they seamlessly pivot back to "Republicans freed the slaves."

borkencode
Nov 10, 2004




InsertPotPun
Apr 16, 2018

Pissy Bitch stan
You uh...you're using a mentally handicapped man as a spokesman...and a mobster...

Orange Devil
Oct 1, 2010

Wullie's reign cannae smother the flames o' equality!
Ah but on the other hand they're both white.

Bobulus
Jan 28, 2007

I have seen so many conservative memes with that laughing mobster image. It's clearly someone's favorite.

Edgar Allen Ho
Apr 3, 2017

by sebmojo
Hey at least it isn’t the loving joker

Gen. Ripper
Jan 12, 2013


Edgar Allen Ho posted:

Hey at least it isn’t the loving joker
We do objectively live in a society. Checkmate libs.

Bottom text

porfiria
Dec 10, 2008

by Modern Video Games

Bobulus posted:

I have seen so many conservative memes with that laughing mobster image. It's clearly someone's favorite.

Shockingly, they identify with the white libertarian thug.

Stereotype
Apr 24, 2010

College Slice

He gave the contributions back. Also really? You really wanna throw that stone in your glass house?

quote:





I figured this would be the meme, but basically every “sanctuary city” said “yes please send them to us and get them out of your concentration camps”

the_steve
Nov 9, 2005

We're always hiring!

Stereotype posted:

I figured this would be the meme, but basically every “sanctuary city” said “yes please send them to us and get them out of your concentration camps”

"Sure, so they can be registered as Democrats and given their free car, house, phone, welfare and honest white person's stolen job."
That'll be the next pivot. I can already hear my racist assed captain crowing about how Trump is just too smart for the liberals.

borkencode
Nov 10, 2004


Please note, I didn't screenshot a text post here, this was an image on facebook, so someone else decided to take a text post and convert it into an image.




Same as before, but this one has the addition of a bunch of weird artifacts in it, I have no idea why.

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
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Goddamn that last one injured my eyes

Jurgan
May 8, 2007

Just pour it directly into your gaping mouth-hole you decadent slut

Dylanthulhu posted:

They really like it if you say 'The Civil War was about States rights... To keep slaves."

Even that's too generous. They supported expansion of federal power in cases like the Fugitive Slave Act, and South Carolina specifically mentioned the federal government not doing enough to enforce such laws in free states as part of its reason for secession. States' rights was a completely post hoc justification that had nothing to do with the real reasons for secession. They'd support states' rights to own slaves, and oppose states' rights to free slaves.

I still remember chatting with my middle school math teacher when he insisted the Civil War was about States' Rights, not slavery. At the time, I didn't understand what that meant. Now looking back it makes me sad, because he was one of my favorite teachers.

The Sean
Apr 17, 2005

Am I handsome now?


You basically hit all of the important parts, but also remember that the confederate conatitution specifically had an article banning any state from getting rid of slavery. That's literally the opposite of state's rights.

Aeka 2.0
Nov 16, 2000

:ohdear: Have you seen my apex seals? I seem to have lost them.




Dinosaur Gum
No crimes.... wait... those crimes dont matter.

quote:

Very well said

HOW I FEEL ABOUT TRUMP ~ by Steve Harvey
You've been on vacation for two weeks, you come home, and your basement is infested with raccoons.. Hundreds of rabid, messy, mean raccoons have overtaken your basement.. You want them gone immediately!.. You call the city and 4 different exterminators, but nobody can handle the job.. But there is this one guy, and he guarantees to get rid of them, so you hire him.. You don't care if the guy smells, you don't care if the guy swears, you don't care if he's an alcoholic, you don't care how many times he's been married, you don't care if he has a plumber's crack, you simply want those raccoons gone!.. You want your problem fixed!.. He's the guy.. He's the best!
Here's why we want Trump: Yes, he's a bit of a jerk; Yes, he's an egomaniac; but we don't care!.. The country is a mess because politicians suck, the Republicans and Democrats can be two-faced and gutless, and illegals are everywhere.. We want it all fixed!.. We don't care that Trump is crude, we don't care that he insults people, we don't care that he has changed positions, we don't care that he's been married 3 times, we don't care that he fights with Megyn Kelly and Rosie O'Donnell, we don't care that he doesn't know the name of some Muslim terrorist.. This country became weak and bankrupt, our enemies were making fun of us, we are being invaded by illegals, we are becoming a nation of victims where every Tom, Ricardo, and Hasid is a special group with special rights to a point where we don't even recognize the country we were born and raised in; "AND WE JUST WANT IT FIXED”.. And Trump is the only guy who seems to understand what the people want..
We're sick of politicians, sick of the Democratic Party, sick of the Republican Party, and sick of illegals!.. We just want this thing fixed.. Trump may not be a Saint, but we didn’t vote for a Pope.. We voted for a man who doesn't have lobbyist money holding him back, a man who doesn't have political correctness restraining him.. We all know that he has been very successful, he’s a good negotiator, he has built a lot of things, and he's also NOT a politician, NOT a cowardly politician.!.. And he says he'll fix it.. And we believe him because he is too much of an egotist to be proven wrong, or looked at and called a liar.. Also, we don't care if the guy has bad hair.. We just want those raccoons gone, out of our house, NOW!!!
You are welcome to copy/paste/share this.. Thousands of people who haven't voted in 25 years seem to be getting involved.. And the more people get this message, the more that will understand why Trump was elected..The raccoons have got to go!!!

Lucas Archer
Dec 1, 2007
Falling...

quote:

And we believe him because he is too much of an egotist to be proven wrong, or looked at and called a liar..
Hahahahaha holy gently caress hahahahaha

HootTheOwl
May 13, 2012

Hootin and shootin

Aeka 2.0 posted:

No crimes.... wait... those crimes dont matter.

Ok, it's not two years later and there's more Raccoons than when you started. All you've done is show me how you tortured a few of the Raccoons.

TinTower
Apr 21, 2010

You don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero.

Aeka 2.0 posted:

No crimes.... wait... those crimes dont matter.

Pththya-lyi
Nov 8, 2009

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2020
I checked on Snopes and found that "How I Feel About Trump" was written by a Steve Harvey, just not the famous one.

https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/steve-harvey-donald-trump/

Aeka 2.0
Nov 16, 2000

:ohdear: Have you seen my apex seals? I seem to have lost them.




Dinosaur Gum
Lol

Ambitious Spider
Feb 13, 2012



Lipstick Apathy
It's obvious somebody hasn't been to the pyf raccoon thread

InsertPotPun
Apr 16, 2018

Pissy Bitch stan
"We love trump because he promised to take care of the "raccoon" problem. too many "raccoons" walking around like they own the place. We need someone willing to put the "raccoons" in their place."
*every dog for 50 miles howls*

Katt
Nov 14, 2017



The creator wanted to use Pol Pot or like Kim Jongs granddad so badly instead of Hitler but he had to do the Hitler to maintain the veneer of Centralism.

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

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Katt posted:



The creator wanted to use Pol Pot or like Kim Jongs granddad so badly instead of Hitler but he had to do the Hitler to maintain the veneer of Centralism.

Which is weird, because I remember ol' Hitler having expulsion of the Jewish populace pretty solidly as part of his platform. Even without that, Mein Kampf was published and kicking around, so it's not like you couldn't winkle out his position on monstrosity.

Orange Devil
Oct 1, 2010

Wullie's reign cannae smother the flames o' equality!
Hitler didn't exactly promise safety so much as bloody existential struggle. And it worked.

ToxicSlurpee
Nov 5, 2003

-=SEND HELP=-


Pillbug
To be fair Hitler promised socialism for Germans if they stepped in line, worked hard, and fought hard. He promised that life would be incredible for the German people.

He just, uh...you know...promised significantly worse things for literally everybody else.

Invalid Validation
Jan 13, 2008






If only

Defenestration
Aug 10, 2006

"It wasn't my fault that my first unconscious thought turned out to be-"
"Jesus, kid, what?"
"That something smelled delicious!"


Grimey Drawer

Katt posted:



The creator wanted to use Pol Pot or like Kim Jongs granddad so badly instead of Hitler but he had to do the Hitler to maintain the veneer of Centralism.

Lenin didn't campaign for poo poo.

Defenestration
Aug 10, 2006

"It wasn't my fault that my first unconscious thought turned out to be-"
"Jesus, kid, what?"
"That something smelled delicious!"


Grimey Drawer
Holy moly

https://twitter.com/greeneggs_/status/1120090958564139015

Orange Devil
Oct 1, 2010

Wullie's reign cannae smother the flames o' equality!

Remember that time Christians were thrown to the lions upon discovery as public entertainment in the only country they had a significant following in?

Today is so much worse than that, for the *checks notes* over 2.2 billion Christians worldwide.

HootTheOwl
May 13, 2012

Hootin and shootin
Remember when Christians were persecuting other Christians to the point where all of Europe was embroiled in constant warfare for at least 30 years?

Evrart Claire
Jan 11, 2008

Orange Devil posted:

Remember that time Christians were thrown to the lions upon discovery as public entertainment in the only country they had a significant following in?

Today is so much worse than that, for the *checks notes* over 2.2 billion Christians worldwide.

Practically every member of the church my roommate's sister goes to has this shirt or one very similar:


None of them have been to any countries outside the US, except for yearly trips they take to Israel.

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seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

FLAWED
INTUITION



Toilet Rascal

This doesn't seem like a crazy political forward, but rather a wholesome one?? :3:

(I was listening with sound off so if someone was shouting racist things while it happened I did not hear it)

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