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DemoneeHo posted:"Wrap it up nerds, a real man doesn't watch Star Wars ever" Ok babe you hold my vape pen while I blow a sick ring, and you idk... kinda stick your butt out? Is that sexy? That's sexy right? I'm sorry this is the first time I've actually hired escorts 
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Shame Boy posted:Ok babe you hold my vape pen while I blow a sick ring, and you idk... kinda stick your butt out? Is that sexy? That's sexy right? Hover handing the hookers lol
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Kylo Ren's full name is actually Kylo Renjamin. Look it up
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Shame Boy posted:Ok babe you hold my vape pen while I blow a sick ring, and you idk... kinda stick your butt out? Is that sexy? That's sexy right? I feel like if you had the energy you could probably find out what rental place those cars came from
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gary oldmans diary posted:if either the antagonist or protagonist ends the movie in just about the same condition they started in then your movie is primed for a sequel (the antagonist predator species or the protagonist john mcclane) I mean, if you go to genres like drama, there's usually very little interest in making sequels, even if they're "well loved" (however you'd define that). They usually tell a complete story, and any question of "what happens next" is either answered or irrelevant. Predator or Die Hard; people aren't watching them for the touching story of a bunch of muscle men with big guns going to the jungle, but for the spectacle. People can keep harping on about how Die Hard is a Christmas movie, but that's incidental; same with Home Alone. But no one's gonna make a sequel to Miracle on 34th Street, where some other guy is like "I'm also santa!" or "I'm the real easter bunny" (they will however make 500 remakes of course). You also have some interesting cases like Evan Almighty that was originally not written as a sequel, nor really has anything to do with the original beyond a vaguely religious premise (but thematically they're completely different).
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sout posted:i hope they do time travel in this one destroy your heroes
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sout posted:i hope they do time travel in this one its these caveats that make script writing a lot more complicated than the layman usually thinks
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skasion posted:1-6 are a complete thematic arc and any addition to it was always going to have problems, which is why Lucas conspicuously didn’t follow it up. We’ve already done tyranny becomes freedom, we’ve already done freedom becomes tyranny. 7-8 portray a constant, almost meaningless struggle between freedom and tyranny because they have no trajectory left to explore without getting redundant. its extra meaningless because it apparently takes place at the margins of civilization and the star war doesnt affect anyone (confirmed at the end of tlj when no one came to help because they dont care/doesnt matter)
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hemale in pain posted:I feel like if you had the energy you could probably find out what rental place those cars came from https://rate-driver.co.uk/T888SPY https://twitter.com/OfWudan/status/1116821720415993856 Dude is insane and running webcam porn rings just lol at bragging about that
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Chrs Gry posted:Even watching a star wars trailer may leave you homeless, on the street, with aids. Good thing I didn't watch thr trsiler in thr op!
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Apr 13, 2019 14:21
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Kylo ren is an anagram of his true identity, Ron(ald) Kyle
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Donovan Trip posted:Oh and The Princess Bride. To be fair no one makes sequels of fantasy movies, that would be insane Star wars
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They need to put Rey in some kind of fan service outfit like Leia's gold bikini or Natalie Portman's cock-teasing bondage outfit. That'll bring the crowds.
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Universe Master posted:Star Wars: The Emperor strikes back
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gary oldmans diary posted:i dont see why they didnt make titanic 2 by now Speed 2: Cruise Control is an acceptable substitute.
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Universe Master posted:They need to put Rey in some kind of fan service outfit like Leia's gold bikini or Natalie Portman's cock-teasing bondage outfit. Thr scene from zorro where zoero cuts katherin zets jones dress off, but eith lite sabers
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Mooey Cow posted:I mean, if you go to genres like drama, there's usually very little interest in making sequels, even if they're "well loved" (however you'd define that). They usually tell a complete story, and any question of "what happens next" is either answered or irrelevant. Predator or Die Hard; people aren't watching them for the touching story of a bunch of muscle men with big guns going to the jungle, but for the spectacle. People can keep harping on about how Die Hard is a Christmas movie, but that's incidental; same with Home Alone. But no one's gonna make a sequel to Miracle on 34th Street, where some other guy is like "I'm also santa!" or "I'm the real easter bunny" (they will however make 500 remakes of course). I want an at at to step on an ewok
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Universe Master posted:They need to put Rey in some kind of fan service outfit like Leia's gold bikini or Natalie Portman's cock-teasing bondage outfit.
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if those idiots are going to retcon stuff between two movies, at least try to do it in an interesting way. Like what happened in TLJ was how a character tells the story, but might not entirely be true. What I am saying is give us Star Wars : Rashomon edition
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Saint Drogo posted:they already played that card with sweaty Ren torso. Kyle Ren popping an olive out of Rey's belly button like in Hot Shots.
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Laterite posted:Kyle Ren popping an olive out of Rey's belly button like in Hot Shots. The olive is blue to indicate that it is a space olive.
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Moon Atari posted:The olive is blue to indicate that it is a space olive. "Just use a fork, Luke"
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Creamed Cormp posted:What I am saying is give us Star Wars : Rashomon edition I'm amazed they haven't gone back to ripping off Kurosawa movies by now. It would be hacky but turn out better than the hacky poo poo they're already doing. Stray Dog, Yojimbo, Red Beard. Just transplant them into Star Wars land and you have better movies than Rogue One or Last Jedi by default
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Creamed Cormp posted:What I am saying is give us Star Wars : Rashomon edition Each chapter of Star Wars is remixed and reinterpreted by different artists in movie length features. Each reinterpretation can form its own sequel chain, if successful. In this way Star Wars branches off exponentially. Star Wars goes from a brand to a genre: an entire genre that Disney owns the rights to. Infinite Star Wars.
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Moon Atari posted:Each chapter of Star Wars is remixed and reinterpreted by different artists in movie length features. Each reinterpretation can form its own sequel chain, if successful. In this way Star Wars branches off exponentially. Star Wars goes from a brand to a genre: an entire genre that Disney owns the rights to. Infinite Star Wars. It already is this hot garbage
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Creamed Cormp posted:if those idiots are going to retcon stuff between two movies, at least try to do it in an interesting way. Like what happened in TLJ was how a character tells the story, but might not entirely be true. we already had the rashomon thing where we got like 5 different views of the altercation between luke and kylo ren
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Fried Watermelon posted:https://rate-driver.co.uk/T888SPY This guy is cooler than all of GBS by several degrees of megatude
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TV ONLINE posted:This guy is cooler than all of GBS by several degrees of megatude He's so tired of all these bar whores
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TV ONLINE posted:This guy is cooler than all of GBS by several degrees of megatude There are other tweets where he mocks a guy with a gofundme seeking help to pay for his daughter's medical treatments.
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Moon Atari posted:There are other tweets where he mocks a guy with a gofundme seeking help to pay for his daughter's medical treatments. haha yikes
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Comfy Fleece Sweater posted:I bet a bunch of these have a remake/reboot or script in various stages of production Tip posted:The Goonies, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, The Nightmare Before Christmas, Edward Scissorhands, the Breakfast Club, True Lies, Good Will Hunting, Up, District 9, Pulp Fiction, Beetlejuice, the Fifth Element, Galaxy Quest, Office Space, Labyrinth, Coming to America, Shaun of the Dead, Groundhog Day, The Professional, The Usual Suspects, Young Frankenstein, Blazing Saddles, The Sixth Sense, Inception, and Titanic. Bolded ones I'm sure are currently in the works or were attempted in the past, and I think I'm short 2 or 3
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Galaxy Quest is out because nobody wants to do it without Rickman, I’ve seen ever actor say as much.
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They should make a movie based on rich ppl buying their kids into Jedi academy only for a crazed ex-student to go on a massacre prompting an unfruitful and divisive debate as to whether the ownership and use of lightsabers should be more heavily restricted.
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300: Rise of an Empire The Dark Knight Rises Rise of the Guardians Rise of the Planet of the Apes G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra Underworld: Rise of the Lycans Fantastic 4: Rise of the Silver Surfer Hannibal Rising Van Wilder 2: The Rise of Taj Carlito’s Way: Rise to Power Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines I'm sure I missed a few hundred movies with "rise" in the title.
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