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Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



college football owns and i can totally understand why it's entirely incomprehensible

but anyway it has raised a p dece 6.5 figgies for a refugee charity

which doesn't remotely make up for its insanely exploitative labor practices

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Soricidus
Oct 21, 2010
freedom-hating statist shill
college football? how quaint. now the boat race,

Feisty-Cadaver
Jun 1, 2000
The worms crawl in,
The worms crawl out.
i used to live close (maybe 20 mins walk) to a Big State School football stadium, and one year they had a B2 bomber flyover, cuz there was a B2 base close by.

it was hands down the loudest loving thing I've ever heard in my life. the cats were outside on the screened-in porch and they came tearing rear end back into the house as fast as they could

Waroduce
Aug 5, 2008

infernal machines posted:

as a canadian, american college football is all but incomprehensibly weird

https://youtu.be/FuPeGPwGKe8

College sports in general are modern day slavery and kids are exploited to all hell and back. If they actually got an education and poo poo I'd call it even because being good at sports will get you into schools and places you def aren't qualified for but too many kids literally do nothing but sports and dont have time to take advantage of the education and social connections offered to them.

Stanford and USC offered me ask me about being a loving idiot and turning them down in 2007/8 because lol what the gently caress school is Stanford I've never even heard of them i think their football team sucks and my parents said no to USC because they weren't going to let me move all the way across the country.

El_Elegante
Jul 3, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Biscuit Hider

ADINSX posted:

I was at one game and the coast guard flew a helicopter over

c'mon son get that weak poo poo out of here

coast-protectin’ rear end bitch

President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)
bunch of literal child coast-havers. smdh.

matti
Mar 31, 2019

i follow mlb and npb giants. i tried to like the 49ers but lol as a former drunkard serial concussion haver i always get wind blown out of me when theres a fuckingly stupid brutal contact and folk cheer for it. nothing to do with american amateur sports but just wanted to vent.

ncaa is a scam and gridiron football is child abuse

dragon enthusiast
Jan 1, 2010

eschaton posted:

on the other hand one year during freshman move-in, there was a prank where some upperclassmen unfurled a banner from the top of the main building CS classes were in

it was Saint Dogbert casting out the demons of stupidity, of course

your college sounds lame as gently caress

matti
Mar 31, 2019

e too close to the sun

ADINSX
Sep 9, 2003

Wanna run with my crew huh? Rule cyberspace and crunch numbers like I do?

El_Elegante posted:

coast-protectin’ rear end bitch

The coast guard is probably the most practical branch of the military and that very chopper may have saved some lives in Katrina but the flyover is for big dick waiving bullshit

El_Elegante
Jul 3, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Biscuit Hider
you don’t have to lecture me, pal

I saw the guardian and liked it

jeffery
Jan 1, 2013
the universe is organized socially,

Mahatma Goonsay
Jun 6, 2007
Yum
well my college is famous for someone dropping a cow out of one of the high rise dorms

Broken Machine
Oct 22, 2010

Mahatma Goonsay posted:

well my college is famous for someone dropping a cow out of one of the high rise dorms

was it ok

prisoner of waffles
May 8, 2007

Ah! well a-day! what evil looks
Had I from old and young!
Instead of the cross, the fishmech
About my neck was hung.

the college is still there, yea

Not a Children
Oct 9, 2012

Don't need a holster if you never stop shooting.

fleas bounce people break cows splash

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

scrum bored



Mahatma Goonsay posted:

well my college is famous for someone dropping a cow out of one of the high rise dorms

we had that one snow sculpture of the snowman getting a beej on my campus one year

Optimus_Rhyme
Apr 15, 2007

are you that mainframe hacker guy?

Lol if your college is famous

Bhodi
Dec 9, 2007

Oh, it's just a cat.
Pillbug
mine is... for churning out endless libertarians

Maximum Leader
Dec 5, 2014
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2019-04-15/jack-ma-again-endorses-extreme-overtime-as-online-furor-rages-on

billionaire endorses unpaid overtime for his employees, rival ceo says people who refuse 12 hour days are not his “bros”

Soricidus
Oct 21, 2010
freedom-hating statist shill

Optimus_Rhyme posted:

Lol if your college is famous

drat that’s me owned :smug:

4lokos basilisk
Jul 17, 2008


Maximum Leader posted:

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2019-04-15/jack-ma-again-endorses-extreme-overtime-as-online-furor-rages-on

billionaire endorses unpaid overtime for his employees, rival ceo says people who refuse 12 hour days are not his “bros”

nobody "works" 12 hours a day after 1-2 months. sure, they may be there in the office doing something that appears like work, but i would be amazed if there is more than 4 hours of actual productivity in there

Bulgakov
Mar 8, 2009


рукописи не горят

I very much assume I’ll eventually read about china executing jack ma

alibaba seems rickety and someone must fall :thermidor:

4lokos basilisk
Jul 17, 2008


he's already probably one of the 'model billionaires' and realises exactly where his limits are and you will never ever hear a single peep of him going off script

imo the only point for these kinds of people is that china needs to keep a veneer of 'yea guys we are actually really capitalist, look at these successful businessmen that are definitely really capitalist and not at all a select bunch of party favored oligarchs who we prop up so that they would have the cash to buy all western manufacturing companies'

prisoner of waffles
May 8, 2007

Ah! well a-day! what evil looks
Had I from old and young!
Instead of the cross, the fishmech
About my neck was hung.
love too celebrate anti worker sentiment in my socialism capitalism with Chinese characteristics

Arcteryx Anarchist
Sep 15, 2007

Fun Shoe
well what’s funny is if the communist party was putting out some propaganda with the same message the news coverage would probably change in tone completely

BMan
Oct 31, 2015

KNIIIIIIFE
EEEEEYYYYE
ATTAAAACK


Penisface posted:

nobody "works" 12 hours a day after 1-2 months. sure, they may be there in the office doing something that appears like work, but i would be amazed if there is more than 4 hours of actual productivity in there

Henry Ford, an idiot: Our profitability has doubled after implementing 8-hour workdays

Me, a genius captain of industry: MORE HOURS = BETTER THAN

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



https://twitter.com/bytebot/status/1117323665865969664

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

peed on;
sexually
thats a drat solid summary

qsvui
Aug 23, 2003
some crazy thing
uber is a giant scam who would have thought???

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

horses ate my money is a p good user name

Internet Janitor
May 17, 2008

"That isn't the appropriate trash receptacle."
"uber: taking you for a ride"

post hole digger
Mar 21, 2011

Internet Janitor posted:

"uber: taking you for a ride"

very nice

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

Shame Boy posted:

horses ate my money is a p good user name

came here to post this

jre
Sep 2, 2011

To the cloud ?



Internet Janitor posted:

"uber: taking you for a ride"

gently caress

Chill Callahan
Nov 14, 2012

they missed the intellectual property pledge amended to their initially unsecured revolver

aardvaard
Mar 4, 2013

you belong in the bog of eternal stench

Chill Callahan posted:

they missed the intellectual property pledge amended to their initially unsecured revolver

what does this mean in human terms

post hole digger
Mar 21, 2011

something about reaching for a cops sidearm i think

Suspicious Dish
Sep 24, 2011

2020 is the year of linux on the desktop, bro
Fun Shoe

https://twitter.com/benoitdenayer/status/1117782155977994240

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fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
:xickos:


lol

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