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DemoneeHo posted:"Wrap it up nerds, a real man doesn't watch Star Wars ever" This was a delightful hole to fall into. Lol
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PathAsc posted:This was a delightful hole to fall into. Lol Thats what you could be saying....if only you had never watched star war
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A movie based on the crazy antics of the wildest, wackiest fraternity of Padawan's to ever put a stain on the good name of Jedi Academy!!!! e: Movie canceled due to problematic scenes involving non-consentual sexual relations and/or implied incest themes.
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Apr 13, 2019 18:40
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I like when the guy's sword goes fwoooom
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Big Beef City posted:"Just use a fork, Luke"
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Universe Master posted:Star War: The Emperor strikes back 
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I CANNOT EJACULATE WITHOUT SEEING NATIVE AMERICANS BRUTALISED!
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Soon available as bootleg dvd Star armed conflict: backstroke of the chairman
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Apr 13, 2019 20:00
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I don't give a poo poo about this loving movie and I want everyone to know!!!
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Apr 13, 2019 20:38
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The Last Jedi was seriously the biggest waste of time I can ever remember sitting through. I can only hope they fired all the people who wrote and directed it and the next one will be really cool!
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If Rey doesn't do this in that speeder scene then what the gently caress was the point of these movies
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Apr 13, 2019 20:53
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Moon Atari posted:The olive is blue to indicate that it is a space olive.
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Apr 13, 2019 21:07
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Star Wars. Star Wars never changes. I bet they'll remake eps 1-3 at some point. The overarching story is fine, it's just everything else that's terrible. Perfect fodder for a redo.
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Ralph Crammed In posted:Star Wars. Star Wars never changes. Not until Lucas dies. That way he can roll in his grave
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Big Beef City posted:I want an at at to step on an ewok You mean like the T-rex in Jurassic Park 2, or? Personally I want an AT-AT to stomp around on pretty much everything, especially my balls.
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the twist is vader kept on loving after padme died.
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Mulaney Power Move posted:the twist is vader kept on loving after padme died. do you think obi wan cut his junk off
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Mulaney Power Move posted:the twist is vader kept on loving after padme died. Didn't he burn his dick off? I just assumed that was canon. E: You have the higher ground Skasion.  Esplanade fucked around with this message at 23:56 on Apr 13, 2019 |
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skasion posted:do you think obi wan cut his junk off Much possible is, with the force.
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don't believe me? deleted darth vader scene from the empire strikes back: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BJgLa3eKMYs&t=123s
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skasion posted:skinnyfat gently caress fail villain voiced by Gollum lmbo
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Stoner Sloth posted:They should make a movie based on rich ppl buying their kids into Jedi academy only for a crazed ex-student to go on a massacre prompting an unfruitful and divisive debate as to whether the ownership and use of lightsabers should be more heavily restricted. Unironically would watch the hell out of this
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Stoner Sloth posted:They should make a movie based on rich ppl buying their kids into Jedi academy only for a crazed ex-student to go on a massacre prompting an unfruitful and divisive debate as to whether the ownership and use of lightsabers should be more heavily restricted. And that student was named Kylo Ren
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Universe Master posted:He's so tired of all these bar whores Bar Whores Episode IV: A New Hole
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they named the 12th star war episode 9
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I think I've watched all these new Star War movies but I was drunk most of the time, I may have skipped one or two. From what I understand, the gist of the story is that a rag-tag group of friends are fighting the new Not Empire, one of them is a Jedi but wasn't really trained by anybody, Luke didn't even want to train her, but she's a better sword fighter than the new Not Vader guy who I presume was trained in the evil stuff by the new Not Emperor. And the new Not Rebels are fighting the new Not Empire because..... there is nothing else to do in Star Wars stories? How small is this galaxy that you can't just warp away from the new Not Empire? And living under Old Empire rule looked pretty unhappy, why would these guys reform the Empire? Didn't the Rebellion smash them victoriously? What..... I mean..... Why are there still Star Wars?
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Star war never changes.
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Is this blue guy in any of the new Star Wars? He seemed pretty cool in Tie Fighter back in the day.
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That guy looks grey to me
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I'd like to get away from these star wars and zoom into the exciting life of a small-time jizz wailer.
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Animal-Mother posted:Is this blue guy in any of the new Star Wars? He seemed pretty cool in Tie Fighter back in the day. heres the picture animal-mother was trying to show 
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I want to see that blue elephant from cantina but as an elite pilot and rake, with two bodacious alien babes.
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Just heard a rumour that the title is actually a fake out title as a reference to the Revenge of the Jedi/Return of the Jedi trick Lucas pulled back in the day. It's gonna have the normal title crawl, which will say "Rise of the Jedi" and the beginning of the crawl text will talk about how Luke bravely sacrificed himself. Then a green lightsaber cuts through the screen and Luke steps through the hole screaming, "I'm back bitches! And I'm Rey's dad!" and the new title slams down onto the screen, "The Ruse of Skywalker", while a guitar solo plays.
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Idk i heard the one before thiwas pretty bad so i didnt go see it. NO SOUL
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Colonel Cancer posted:Star war never changes.
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if the star warriors don't use our alphabet why are they called x-wings?
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Shart Wars: The Rise of Shitfucker
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Shart Wars: Attack of the Shits
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Cubone posted:if the star warriors don't use our alphabet why are they called x-wings? Why dont you go on wookiepedia and learn the stupid loving reason?
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Barudak posted:Why dont you go on wookiepedia and learn the stupid loving reason? ok
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