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Schadenboner
Aug 15, 2011

by Shine
The most worthless thing you can find on Wikipedia is YOU. HTH?

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Soricidus
Oct 21, 2010
freedom-hating statist shill
[scene: a bedroom. a goon is sitting in front of a computer.]

Schadenboner posted:

The most worthless thing you can find on Wikipedia is YOU. HTH?

[camera pans out to reveal that the monitor is turned off]

zetamind2000
Nov 6, 2007

I'm an alien.

ghost emoji posted:

https://sandwich.fandom.com/wiki/Sandwich_Wiki

Once when I was young & home alone I discovered the ultimate sandwich. I have striven to revisit this wonder all my life but have never been able. I cannot reveal the recipe for it is no longer within my grasp though I do recall the sublime sensation of strawberry mousse & cold sliced chipolatas rising up through my throat as I proved myself unworthy of this heavenly delight. It is an experience that will never fully leave me. Thank you for letting me share this,


Lady Gaga's sandwich is a sandwich made by Lady Gaga for her husband, Lord Gaga. It contains paper clips, elephant meat, and grilled bottle caps. The bread is specially made out of rat poison and vitamin C. Lady Gaga's sandwich can be made out of anything...ANYTHING!

Trivia

Lord Gaga was killed shortly after assassinating the world's fattest cashier.

goblin week
Jan 26, 2019

Absolute clown.
From ancient times people associated the fossils with jewels that were set inside the heads of toads. The toad has poison glands in its skin, so it was naturally assumed that they carried their own antidote and that this took the form of a magical stone.

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

Naturally

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮


Wikimedia commons has media related to Whale tail

Pakled
Aug 6, 2011

WE ARE SMART
Due to the pronounced hypergamous nature of its females, up to 90% of male blue manakins may go through their entire lives as permavirgins.[3]

Dave Grool
Oct 21, 2008



Grimey Drawer

goblin week posted:

From ancient times people associated the fossils with jewels that were set inside the heads of toads. The toad has poison glands in its skin, so it was naturally assumed that they carried their own antidote and that this took the form of a magical stone.

More like Pliny the Bullshitter

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Schadenboner posted:

The most worthless thing you can find on Wikipedia is YOU. HTH?

this is true. im mentioned in a wikipedia article and i am worthless.

zetamind2000
Nov 6, 2007

I'm an alien.

As part of Barry Hearn's vision for the future of the professional game, walk-on music was introduced from the 2010 World Snooker Championship.[2] As of the 2012 World Snooker Championship, the last 32 players and their walk-on music was as follows:

Doom Mathematic
Sep 2, 2008

Krankenstyle posted:

this is true. im mentioned in a wikipedia article and i am worthless.

I was once mentioned in a Wikipedia article and I removed the reference myself.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Doom Mathematic posted:

I was once mentioned in a Wikipedia article and I removed the reference myself.

nice

ya i changed it to a pseudonym

Carbon dioxide
Oct 9, 2012

Your soul will forever be imprisoned in wikipedia's edit history.

Pakled
Aug 6, 2011

WE ARE SMART
https://twitter.com/nsilverberg/status/1117523022242570240

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

qsvui
Aug 23, 2003
some crazy thing

not worthless at all op

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

peed on;
sexually
holy poo poo

quote:

The Pin Index Safety System, or PISS, is a means of connecting high pressure cylinders containing medical gases to a regulator or other utilization equipment. It uses geometric features on the valve and yoke to prevent mistaken use of the wrong gas. This system is widely used worldwide for anesthesia machines, portable oxygen administration sets, and inflation gases used in surgery.

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts

KOTEX GOD OF BLOOD
Jul 7, 2012

overmind2000 posted:

Lady Gaga's sandwich is a sandwich made by Lady Gaga for her husband, Lord Gaga. It contains paper clips, elephant meat, and grilled bottle caps. The bread is specially made out of rat poison and vitamin C. Lady Gaga's sandwich can be made out of anything...ANYTHING!

Trivia

Lord Gaga was killed shortly after assassinating the world's fattest cashier.
i imagine a bunch of middle schoolers in a computer lab giggling dumbly while writing this and it gives me the warm fuzzies

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



KOTEX GOD OF BLOOD posted:

i imagine a bunch of middle schoolers in a computer lab giggling dumbly while writing this and it gives me the warm fuzzies

plot twist: it was actually written by a 40 year old incel

Schadenboner
Aug 15, 2011

by Shine

Same, OP.

Parahexavoctal
Oct 10, 2004

I AM NOT BEING PAID TO CORRECT OTHER PEOPLE'S POSTS! DONKEY!!

Pakled posted:

Due to the pronounced hypergamous nature of its females, up to 90% of male blue manakins may go through their entire lives as permavirgins.[3]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Contributions/92.6.185.25

Schadenboner
Aug 15, 2011

by Shine

Im teh Mansized Rooster.

Glorgnole
Oct 23, 2012

Schadenboner posted:

Im teh Mansized Rooster.

lol at the diff for that edit

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
:xickos:

Doom Mathematic posted:

I was once mentioned in a Wikipedia article and I removed the reference myself.

i was indirectly referenced in an article about a disease i had as a kid but they removed that section sometime within the last year

Schadenboner
Aug 15, 2011

by Shine

fart simpson posted:

i was indirectly referenced in an article about a disease i had as a kid but they removed that section sometime within the last year

Bad posting is a choice not a disease, though?

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
:xickos:

Schadenboner posted:

Bad posting is a choice not a disease, though?

game recognize game

Schadenboner
Aug 15, 2011

by Shine

fart simpson posted:

game recognize game

:haibrow:

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

Glorgnole posted:

lol at the diff for that edit

lol at all of his edits

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat
This album is often inaccurately cited of having Miljenko Matijevic reaching his highest note on the song "Steelheart" (A5), however this is often disputed with songs from the debut such as "Can't Stop Me Lovin' You" (B♭5) and "She's Gone" (G5). In reality, none of these are true: Matijevic's highest note, a B5, can be heard in the song "Love Ain't Easy".

Parahexavoctal
Oct 10, 2004

I AM NOT BEING PAID TO CORRECT OTHER PEOPLE'S POSTS! DONKEY!!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_fictional_books_from_periodicals

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord
Irregular military in Canada before 1867
Before 1867 military units in Canada consisted of British units but volunteers.

During French rule small local volunteer militia units or colonial militias were used to provide defence needs. During British control various local militias, the Provincial Marine were used to support British regular forces in Canada.

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

peed on;
sexually
Rhyming slang as such is not in general use in the United States, but a few notable exceptions include[23]:

"bread"[23]:p. 123 [bread & honey = money]
"blow a raspberry"[24] [raspberry tart = fart]
"put up your dukes"[23]:p. 327 [Duke of York = fork, a Cockney slang term for "fist"]
"brass tacks"[23]:p. 122 [facts]

not worthless

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

FMguru posted:

Rhyming slang as such is not in general use in the United States, but a few notable exceptions include[23]:

"bread"[23]:p. 123 [bread & honey = money]
"blow a raspberry"[24] [raspberry tart = fart]
"put up your dukes"[23]:p. 327 [Duke of York = fork, a Cockney slang term for "fist"]
"brass tacks"[23]:p. 122 [facts]

not worthless

impressive

i still hate cockney rhyming slang, though :colbert:

Schadenboner
Aug 15, 2011

by Shine

prefect posted:

impressive

i still hate cockney rhyming slang, though :colbert:

The black cockney in Oceans Eleven was good though?

:shrug:

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

Schadenboner posted:

The black cockney in Oceans Eleven was good though?

:shrug:

i haven't seen a movie in ages. i keep meaning to watch "the transporter", because there seems to have been a big jump in cool movie stuff around that time, but i never get around to it :shrug:

Schadenboner
Aug 15, 2011

by Shine

Silver Alicorn posted:



Wikimedia commons has media related to Whale tail

Are those Mormons or Amish or just people doing Little House On The Prairie drag?

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts

FMguru posted:

Rhyming slang as such is not in general use in the United States, but a few notable exceptions include[23]:

"bread"[23]:p. 123 [bread & honey = money]
"blow a raspberry"[24] [raspberry tart = fart]
"put up your dukes"[23]:p. 327 [Duke of York = fork, a Cockney slang term for "fist"]
"brass tacks"[23]:p. 122 [facts]

not worthless

is this made up

Schadenboner
Aug 15, 2011

by Shine

graph posted:

is this made up

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XbKMIg9gsjY

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Resting Lich Face
Feb 21, 2019


This case of an intraperitoneal zucchini is unusual, and does raise questions as to how hard one has to push a blunt vegetable to perforate the rectum.

The Remote Viewer posted:

Post the most worthless thing you can find on wikipedia

I would but I don't meet the notability requirements to have a page about me on wikipedia.

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