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Dumb Lowtax posted:The pun in the post above royally SUCKED ...more than Fergie!
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Gave royal Habsburg lip.
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The GIP idiots thread is a favourite of mine, lately even moreso than usual it makes the military sound like a primary school.A Bad Poster posted:Apparently I was the rear end in a top hat for telling my coworkers to stop throwing a worm at each other while waiting for formation to start, and dressing down the guy who decided to stomp on it afterwards.
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Ghost Leviathan posted:The GIP idiots thread is a favourite of mine, lately even moreso than usual it makes the military sound like a primary school. Probably less likely to be shot, though.
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Ghost Leviathan posted:The GIP idiots thread is a favourite of mine, lately even moreso than usual it makes the military sound like a primary school. My buddy described active combat as "summer camp but with more killing" or something like that. He always tells stories about pranks they would play on each other and how they got into a little prank war with the Italian soldiers.
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TheNiceLady posted:hello. i seen this forums a long time ago but i have not registered. my nephew showed it to me and i read it a lot. i read the rules and he told me not to post anything ever but i seen a thread and posted when my son helped me get a account. i would like to be adopted and i need help so as not to break any rules. i willg et a eamail addres and put it in here later. i am 52 and my husband run off with the church sectretary and i live off a pension but i have internet and emails.
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PMush Perfect posted:try swiping right on a bible joylessdivision posted:Gonna be a hard left, Jesus never called me back. felch me daddy jr. posted:he holy ghosted me
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corn in the bible posted:i wanted to make a pun about lions and the hapsburg jaw but i couldn't think of one. if you come up with one just imagine i wrote that here, thanks Hapsburg paw?
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christmas boots posted:Hapsburg paw? I was going to go with maw, but I think I like yours better.
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Lemniscate Blue posted:Did anyone point out that Nala and Simba are half-siblings? It turns out the bad taxidermy lion was actually excellent taxidermy, it was just a hapsburg lion.
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Sometimes the simple exchanges make me happy:Olympic Mathlete posted:and as if by magic! Kurtofan posted:Thats assanges voice ? prefect posted:Who's this guy? jesus WEP posted:Charles Dozsa
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^^ god I love Succulent Chinese Meal guymobby_6kl posted:I thought it was supposed to be on the inside of a BMW.
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Get-your-hands-off-my-PENISSSS.
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luxury handset posted:something similar happened to me once, when i was day drinking one happy summer and pissing in my yard and then a giant asian hornet which had another bee in its mouth, that it was eating landed on my shorts an inch from my penis. i screamed and slapped myself in the dick + balls and got piss all over my hand. the bee just flew away unfazed
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Wanna hear the Attenborough narration of that
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Bobby Digital posted:Wanna hear the Attenborough narration of that The main difference is that for Attenborough the italicized part is cause for delight and childlike fascination, not abject terror.
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christmas boots posted:The main difference is that for Attenborough the italicized part is cause for delight and childlike fascination, not abject terror. Only because it's not his dick.
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namesake posted:Brexit is in inflicting pain and humiliation. Brexit is in tearing human minds to pieces and putting them together again in new shapes of your own choosing. Do you begin to see, then, what kind of world we are creating? It is the exact opposite of the stupid hedonistic EUtopias that the old reformers imagined. A world of fear and treachery is torment, a world of trampling and being trampled upon, a world which will grow not less but more merciless as it refines itself. Brexit in our world will be Brexit towards more pain. The old civilizations claimed that they were founded on love or justice. Ours is founded upon Brexit. In our world there will be no emotions except Brexit, Brexit, Brexit and Brexit. Everything else we shall destroy utterly. Already we are breaking down the habits of thought which have survived from before the Referendum. We have cut the links between child and parent, and between man and man, and between man and woman. No one dares trust a wife or a child or a friend any longer. But in the future there will be no wives and no friends. Children will be taken from their mothers at birth, as one takes eggs from a hen. The sex instinct will be eradicated. Procreation will be an annual formality like the renewal of a ration card. We shall abolish the orgasm. Our neurologists are at work upon it now. There will be no loyalty, except loyalty towards the Brexit. There will be no love, except the love of Brexit.There will be no laughter, except the laugh of triumph over a defeated enemy. There will be no art, no literature, no science. When we are omnipotent we shall have no more need of science. There will be no distinction between beauty and ugliness. There will be no curiosity, no enjoyment of the process of life. All competing pleasures will be destroyed. But always -- do not forget this, Winston -- always there will be the intoxication of Brexit, constantly increasing and constantly growing subtler. Always, at every moment, there will be the thrill of Brexit, the sensation of trampling on an enemy who is helpless. If you want a picture of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a human face -- for ever. JFairfax posted:
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Imagined posted:gently caress yeah Jerry Cotton posted:OKCupid has a city
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A new twist on a classic:Tony Snark posted:I can induce vomiting without sticking a finger down my throat, and am frequently landed on by moths. Colonel Cancer posted:The ol monitor trick huh?
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Hell Yeah posted:sorry, anime is too controversial of a topic to post in a forum about politics.
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SUPERMAN'S GAL PAL posted:Is there a non-Encyclopedia Dramatica-type source for what happened to Schmorky beyond the contemporary thread? Because it feels as if a lot of people take that story as an opportunity to harass and dunk on someone(s) they dislike instead of laying out some awful stuff happened to/poor life choices were made by the funny animator who did a lot of SA stuff in the sites heyday. I will never get tired of that sort of internet query/reaction edit Snowglobe of Doom posted:But does a pregnant centaur develop the foetus in their human womb or in their horse womb?
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Screaming Idiot posted:BDSM is a fantastic way for people with mental illnesses to make one another miserable while sexualizing violence and dressing like KISS cosplayers.
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And can you imagine how much grass that little dude mouth must chow down to sustain that humongous horse body? How does he even reach? I bet it looks retarded.
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foals can walk from day one but human babies cant even stand up straight untiil theyre like 6 months baby centaur all slumped over, completely destroying their hands with their hoofs
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Flopped across its own back, staring up at the sky as it keeps bumping into walls, fences, trees, unable to lift its head to see where it's going
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otoh i bet a centaur can go a good while without pooping, what with the freakishly long intestines
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Does anyone have the old air force intel marriage quote handy? I checked the first few pages and couldn't find it.
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VanSandman posted:Does anyone have the old air force intel marriage quote handy? I checked the first few pages and couldn't find it. itt like 2-ish months back itt.. i usually just click the back button while ctrl/cmd-G for find again
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Socks4Hands posted:im strongly considering installing handles of some sort onto my desk so i can physically brace myself while i learn about new and exciting global developments
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VanSandman posted:Does anyone have the old air force intel marriage quote handy? I checked the first few pages and couldn't find it. Got it. I don't recall who originally posted it, though: quote:Have you considered not marrying your fiancee? Now with audio! Zamboni Rodeo has a new favorite as of 18:40 on Apr 14, 2019 |
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How does something that good and time-tested just pop up out of nowhere in a conversation
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Zamboni Rodeo posted:Got it. I don't recall who originally posted it, though: Oh, I remember that one. I don't know if there were any actual followup posts, but I've seen a few second/third-hand posts over the years that apparently some of that actually came to pass because she didn't take his advice. Like just straight-up "no, that'll never happen to us!" naysayed it at the time. Dumb Lowtax posted:How does something that good and time-tested just pop up out of nowhere in a conversation It was in a GIP thread relevant to the matter, it wasn't something random. It also had about a page worth of subsequent posts from various people that can be summed up as "for the love of God, listen to this person and heed his advice!"
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Zamboni Rodeo posted:Got it. I don't recall who originally posted it, though: Best this about this was that it all came true.
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Spanish Manlove posted:Best this about this was that it all came true. magnetic prophetic
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Dumb Lowtax posted:How does something that good and time-tested just pop up out of nowhere in a conversation I've got a version saved to Pastebin (link in case anyone wants it) which has a bit more preamble: quote:Go ask the career development folks at the MPF. Also pimp the TMO folks and ask them. Seems like someone was asking for details about marrying an air force guy, and it set some poster off (into SA history).
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try marrying a marine (he literally killed me and is posting from my account)
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No I get that it belonged in the conversation, I'm just marvelling at how one moment you can be in the middle of a mundane conversation and the next you're in the middle of goon-history-shattering storytime
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Solice Kirsk posted:But enough about Kubrick. Whooping Crabs posted:Stanley Meatbrick Telegnostic posted:Ground beef.
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