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Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

quote:

The hospital's head of ophthalmology, Dr Hung Chi-ting said at a press conference that such bees nest near graves and in fallen trees, so chances of coming across them while hiking in the mountains are high, according to Apple Daily Taiwan.
This one sentence raises several questions for me.

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Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

Azathoth posted:

Ever seen the chemicals that go into making circuitry? Guessing a recall is cheaper than trying to figure out just how much would be transferred to the food during baking.
COStly day at the Pi factory

OK I'm done

Splicer has a new favorite as of 06:52 on Apr 10, 2019

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻




Nicolas Cage?!

Leave
Feb 7, 2012

Taking the term "Koopaling" to a whole new level since 2016.
He had other spots to worry about in regards to bee infestation.

https://i.imgur.com/r6zrcRl.gifv

zedprime
Jun 9, 2007

yospos
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/oregon-deputies-guns-drawn-respond-report-intruder-find-roomba-vacuum-n992996

Glad our boys in blue are doing something about those black colored bottom feeders.

Azathoth
Apr 3, 2001


Now I'm imagining them jumping on the Roomba while screaming "STOP RESISTING! STOP RESISTING!".

Former DILF
Jul 13, 2017

Knormal posted:

This one sentence raises several questions for me.

Ill help you out: apparently in Taiwan they often bury people out in the middle of nowhere (and then take another route home) because they’re afraid of ghosts following them back home

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Former DILF posted:

Ill help you out: apparently in Taiwan they often bury people out in the middle of nowhere (and then take another route home) because they’re afraid of ghosts following them back home

You bury me out in the middle of nowhere you better believe I'm haunting you.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Absurd Alhazred posted:

You bury me out in the middle of nowhere you better believe I'm haunting you.

Well good luck on finding your way home.

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out

Former DILF posted:

Ill help you out: apparently in Taiwan they often bury people out in the middle of nowhere (and then take another route home) because they’re afraid of ghosts following them back home

ghost bees

nockturne
Aug 5, 2008

Soiled Meat

The MSJ posted:

Well good luck on finding your way home.

You'd have all eternity to figure it out though.

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

zedprime posted:

"With guns drawn, deputies open the door to encounter the suspect … an automated robot vacuum,"
Camera pans up to show Jackie Chan braced against the ceiling.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

nockturne posted:

You'd have all eternity to figure it out though.

I'd stay in the forests. Maybe all the fairies and dryads can use the company.

Splicer posted:

Camera pans up to show Jackie Chan braced against the ceiling.

This is almost what happened in The Foreigner, despite not being a comedy.

DIED A VIRGIN
Dec 21, 2012

yes no yes no yes

Dang, came here to post this, didn't realize it had hit national sites.

Local blurb: "No word on whether deputies filed charges in the incident, but the suspect’s record appears to be clean."

And yes, it IS a very white, suburbian/wine country area.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Now I gotta find someone who can modify my robot vac to say "You'll never take me alive copper!"

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

https://mobile.twitter.com/wsvn/status/1116657880357376000

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸
Wearin' a code to nowhere

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Splicer posted:

Wearin' a code to nowhere

:golfclap:

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slćgt skal fřlge slćgters gang



Splicer posted:

Wearin' a code to nowhere

:hmmyes:

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


Splicer posted:

Wearin' a code to nowhere

:perfect:

Pookah
Aug 21, 2008

🪶Caw🪶







quote:

Minutes before his death Cognito had made a joke about having a stroke. He then sat down and lay back in a chair, bringing a chorus of laughter.
Five minutes later, a staff member went on stage to find that the comic was not breathing.

Now that is commitment to the joke.

https://www.independent.ie/entertai...e-38011579.html

Aramoro
Jun 1, 2012





Stealing jokes off Tommy Cooper, shameful.

Keystoned
Jan 27, 2012

quote:

But the iconoclastic performer never achieved mainstream success, in part because of his unpredictable nature and routines.

Such as literally dying mid joke.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slćgt skal fřlge slćgters gang



Keystoned posted:

Such as literally dying mid joke.

Not even he saw that one coming.

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Krankenstyle posted:

Not even he saw that one coming.

Becoming legend in one fell stroke.

Double Punctuation
Dec 30, 2009

Ships were made for sinking;
Whiskey made for drinking;
If we were made of cellophane
We'd all get stinking drunk much faster!
The stroke seemed to be a joke. It was Ian Cognito - knocked em dead.

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos
https://twitter.com/FOX61News/status/1116900190806474753

How do you eat pasta "belligerently"?! :psyduck:

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Old white dude does some trolling by eating spaghetti belligerently.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sNAZmLmyCJk

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

Old white dude does some trolling by eating spaghetti belligerently.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sNAZmLmyCJk

:discourse:

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011




Probably chewing with his mouth open like one of my coworkers, definitely grounds for arrest and I've fantasized about meting out some vigilante justice myself

UwUnabomber
Sep 9, 2012

Pubes dreaded out so hoes call me Chris Barnes. I don't wear a condom at the pig farm.

Absurd Alhazred posted:

How do you eat pasta "belligerently"?! :psyduck:

Probably like when you're pissed at someone and you're leaving their house so you tie your shoes at them.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?

Detective Thompson
Nov 9, 2007

Sammy Davis Jr. Jr. is also in repose.

Phlegmish posted:

Probably chewing with his mouth open like one of my coworkers, definitely grounds for arrest and I've fantasized about meting out some vermicelli justice myself

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009



But with noodles

nockturne
Aug 5, 2008

Soiled Meat

Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

Old white dude does some trolling by eating spaghetti belligerently.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sNAZmLmyCJk

Tampopo...I haven't thought about that movie in years. That's the one with the egg scene right?

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out

Milo and POTUS posted:

That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?

The Necrostocrats!

Or, The Deadbonnaires.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

nockturne posted:

Tampopo...I haven't thought about that movie in years. That's the one with the egg scene right?

Yep, that's the one, among many other wondrous ones. A great movie.

jobson groeth
May 17, 2018

by FactsAreUseless
https://twitter.com/AP/status/1117187723566243840

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014


If you read the article, he was shirtless and shoveling pasta in his mouth with his bare hands outside while yelling at people.

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jojoinnit
Dec 13, 2010

Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.

chitoryu12 posted:

If you read the article, he was shirtless and shoveling pasta in his mouth with his bare hands outside while yelling at people.

Have you been to Italy?

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