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Hmm yes MY PRIORITY IS generating more profits for my boss rather than bonding with the child I literally just gave birth to hm yes.
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COMRADES posted:Hmm yes MY PRIORITY IS generating more profits for my boss rather than bonding with the child I literally just gave birth to hm yes. You'll go far in life, friend. Can I offer you a job?
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COMRADES posted:Most unis are neoliberal as gently caress yeah. Both Chomsky and Wolff have a lot to say on that subject. it's not really a startling realization in retrospect
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COMRADES posted:Hmm yes MY PRIORITY IS generating more profits for my boss rather than bonding with the child I literally just gave birth to hm yes. elon musk once famously berated an employee for missing a meeting in order to be there for the birth of his child
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actionjackson posted:What the gently caress posh hospital is that?? Just look at the walls. That's how birthing suites look. Any decent hospital built or remodeled in the last 20 years will have birth suites that look more like hotels than hospitals.
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Apr 14, 2019 18:23
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H.P. Hovercraft posted:elon musk once famously berated an employee for missing a meeting in order to be there for the birth of his child perhaps these capitalists would be more sympathetic if we started calling children 'future users'
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DONT THREAD ON ME posted:perhaps these capitalists would be more sympathetic if we started calling children 'future users'
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Future User Protection Services
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H.P. Hovercraft posted:elon musk once famously berated an employee for missing a meeting in order to be there for the birth of his child And sobbed about spending his own birthday at work in an interview lol
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DONT THREAD ON ME posted:perhaps these capitalists would be more sympathetic if we started calling children 'future users' The future is literally gonna be like in Cloud Atlas where civilians are called "consumers" and the anti-state rebels are called "The Union".
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Future Human Capital Protection, a division of Sercurimax.
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Jon Joe posted:Future User Protection Services Valued Customer, I see that you have not taught your Future User the importance of regularly consuming goods from our reasonably priced Retail Churches. We will be taking legal ownership of your Future User while they undergo Trainee Induction. You may retain access to your Future User for the agreed cost of £89.99 per month. Please keep your receipt.
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Apr 14, 2019 18:42
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How sad is your life that your calling is just to generate more money lol
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actionjackson posted:What the gently caress posh hospital is that?? Just look at the walls. I think those are just black laminate cabinets. That said, I don’t mind if hospital rooms are nice. People should feel like they have some dignity and comfort when they are in the hospital instead of feeling like they were just admitted to the sick ward of Silent Hill County Hospital.
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mycomancy posted:That's how birthing suites look. Any decent hospital built or remodeled in the last 20 years will have birth suites that look more like hotels than hospitals. 
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Chomp8645 posted:The future is literally gonna be like in Cloud Atlas where civilians are called "consumers" and the anti-state rebels are called "The Union". I thought you were gonna say like the society plagued by roaming cannibals that delight in hunting other humans but sure, this will also probably happen
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time is one resource you literally can't get back, don't waste it doing "work" value your time. nobody ever said "I regret not working enough" on their deathbed. don't let capitalism steal your life away I'm talking to the person in the picture btw I don't have schizophrenia
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could be one of those situations where the mother has a sudden change of heart once she sees her new baby, forever changing her outlook on life and the never ending work culture of the US which her child is born into
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DONT THREAD ON ME posted:perhaps these capitalists would be more sympathetic if we started calling children 'future users' Pretend I reposted that kid sized shopping cart labelled "shopper in training".
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Jel Shaker posted:could be one of those situations where the mother has a sudden change of heart once she sees her new baby, forever changing her outlook on life and the never ending work culture of the US which her child is born into pretty sure the only outlook she cares about is microsoft outlook
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Thats why you just name your kid the same as the megacorp you work for *taps head* "Raytheon-Time Warner is my life" the bosses will never know you are referring to your beloved child.
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I love my little angel, GlaxoSmithKline
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Yep. That's what they look like.
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looks like a beautiful setting for doing the grossest thing ever!!!
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From the game glitches thread:Regular Nintendo posted:here it is https://www.kotaku.com.au/2016/04/alex-st-johns-ideas-about-game-development-are-terrifying/ 
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Irradiation posted:From the game glitches thread:
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Man made the worst kind of dog poo poo shovelware, too
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Dead Beef posted:time is one resource you literally can't get back, don't waste it doing "work" badass words we should all keep in mind
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The reason universities are hotbeds of filthy leftism is that the more educated a person is, the more progressive they tend to be. And generally vice versa. I wonder if the staunchly conservative students are also the ones paying assignment mills for their grades. It's one of the reasons "you get conservative as you get older" is starting to not hold true because while boomers had something like 5% with a tertiary education now it's more like 30% starkebn has issued a correction as of 01:11 on Apr 15, 2019 |
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Coolness Averted posted:And sobbed about spending his own birthday at work in an interview lol which, iirc was a lie anyway
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I'm willing to become an autistic engineer for 250k as long as no eye contact and I can keep my headphones on when people talk to me.
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starkebn posted:It's one of the reasons "you get conservative as you get older" is starting to not hold true because while boomers had something like 5% with a tertiary education now it's more like 30% also because people like henry kissinger live for a 100 years while someone doing backbreaking work dies a lot younger
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Dead Beef posted:time is one resource you literally can't get back, don't waste it doing "work" Don't have schizophrenia is solid advice
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T-man posted:I'm willing to become an autistic engineer for 250k as long as no eye contact and I can keep my headphones on when people talk to me. got disciplined for doing that second set of stuff as a janitor lol
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Engineers work in an open office and are disciplined for not contributing to the slack channel 24/7
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i contribute to the slack channel 24/7 cause i dont work lmao capitalism would see my corpse thrown into a mass pile that would then be ignored while it festered
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I’m reminded of the laws making it illegal to feed the homeless; they reveal how inhuman and unnatural capitalism really is. These laws reveal that artificial means are needed to allow capitalism to function as intended, because without the intervention of force the surplus population would not starve and thereby the market would be incapable of correcting for the surplus population created by capitalism
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