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loving lost it at "stay back, he has blue eyes!"
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Extremely hilarious to me that everyone let Bran sit in the same spot for 24 hours unattended
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RBA Starblade posted:The dragons will shoot fire at Jon and everyone will know he's also a dragon by his unscathed dong blowing majestically They made a point of Jon getting burned all the way back in season 1. GRRM 
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Majorian posted:Same. People like to not like things because it's the internet. I think the new hip thing to do is to loudly claim how much you hate GoT but honestly those people can gently caress off. Show is still more entertaining than most of the poo poo thats on.
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Bran "I like to watch" Stark is way creepier than that Umber kid.
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Deuce posted:loving lost it at "stay back, he has blue eyes!" This and the dragons sex creeping was hilarious but also a really weird tone for this show
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Deuce posted:They made a point of Jon getting burned all the way back in season 1. GRRM Oh guess he's hosed then lol quote:Bran "I like to watch" Stark is way creepier than that Umber kid. I hope every conversation in Winterfell has someone looking over their shoulder at Bran
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We've jumped into another reality where GOT is a Netflix show instead of an HBO show.
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Shimrra Jamaane posted:Tarleys betrayed the Targaryeans, then the Tyrells, but for some reason refused to betray the Lannisters who they served for like 3 days. I mean, staying true on that OG betrayal, and they really didn't like that Dany was showing up with rape-crazy foreign hordes. Made sense to me since they were stubborn jerks who'd rather die with honor than bow to what is essentially a foreign power now.
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Deuce posted:They made a point of Jon getting burned all the way back in season 1. GRRM GRRM has said the fire thing with Dany was not a Targ thing any of them could do, but a particularly specific event
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It was an episode chock full of recaps to bring everyone up to speed after a year long hiatus. It was fine.
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Harlock posted:Extremely hilarious to me that everyone let Bran sit in the same spot for 24 hours unattended He probably makes creepy comments to everyone within earshot so everyone just tries to be polite as possible since he's technically lord of the castle
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I actually thought it was pretty good, but I had very low expectations going in. Also I forgot how few episodes are left so, now knowing that it seems like a waste
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Harlock posted:Extremely hilarious to me that everyone let Bran sit in the same spot for 24 hours unattended No one batted an eye at Arya roaming around just doing whatever for the entire episode so I'm thinking Sansa only remembers to pay attention to the siblings she's mad at.
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13Pandora13 posted:This and the dragons sex creeping was hilarious but also a really weird tone for this show Gonna take a shot in the dark and say those jokes were pure D&D.
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Darko posted:It was stupid as gently caress, but it was fun stupid instead of boring stupid. It's just diametrically opposite of the show it started off as. It's better than most stuff as a general show. Yeah it's become the opposite of GRRM's writing. Stuff he does is smart, unsatisfying and takes forever, whereas this is awesomely stupid, moving at a breakneck pace and full of satisfying occurrences that have been built up
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Its Coke posted:Yeah it's become the opposite of GRRM's writing. Stuff he does is smart, unsatisfying and takes forever, whereas this is awesomely stupid, moving at a breakneck pace and full of satisfying occurrences that have been built up And most importantly ends
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Bran forgives everything Jaime did after he does the one task no one else would—move him out of the loving cold.
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YaketySass posted:I Bran (So Far Away) Cripes that's funny
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Maybe expectations are just lower but thought that was a pretty good first episode. Also new opening felt really neat and inspired!
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Jamie's sentence for his crimes will be to serve as Bran's butler for a month. Oh man, the antics that will ensue!
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Yeah I thought the plot would advance a lot faster, literally each individual scene from now on is like 2% of the final season and it seemed like a ton of time wasted on stuff that didn't advance the plot.
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13Pandora13 posted:GRRM has said the fire thing with Dany was not a Targ thing any of them could do, but a particularly specific event Not how it works in the show. But it is probably just Dany specific., I guess.
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Is it just me or wasn't every episode supposed to be an hour and a half since they skimped out on half the episodes of a normal season? This episode felt like literally nothing happened and a complete waste of time.
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Captain Magic posted:Bran forgives everything Jaime did after he does the one task no one else would—move him out of the loving cold. "You came to change my diaper since I can't control my bowels due to your actions, I see the future now btw"
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NowonSA posted:I mean, staying true on that OG betrayal, and they really didn't like that Dany was showing up with rape-crazy foreign hordes. Made sense to me since they were stubborn jerks who'd rather die with honor than bow to what is essentially a foreign power now. From a legal standpoint Dany has entirely justifiable cause to execute Randall Tarly, given that he was a sworn vassal to Lady Olenna, and betrayed and helped kill her. Surprisingly, the feudal contract was taken quite seriously, nobody liked an oathbreaker because the next oath they break might be to you. If anything it could be argued Daenerys was stupidly merciful for offering him the chance to bend the knee. DickOFF Tarly just was dumb and said "kill me too please." Yeah, sucks for Sam, his brother really didn't deserve to die but it was entirely his choice to die.
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lol @ Bronn serving Cersei without seeing her, but sad that the Sandor/Arya reunion couldnt have them let their guards down for a minute and be happy instead of sociopaths
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Jean Eric Burn posted:Yeah I thought the plot would advance a lot faster, literally each individual scene from now on is like 2% of the final season and it seemed like a ton of time wasted on stuff that didn't advance the plot. Which parts didn't advance the plot? The only scene I can think of is Tyrion's conversation with Sansa.
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Well, that one episode was better than all of last season. I didn't even mind how little the plot moved.
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TraderStav posted:Jamie's sentence for his crimes will be to serve as Bran's butler for a month. Oh man, the antics that will ensue! Sansa you can't date my butler! why not? Because he's MY butler
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Darko posted:It was stupid as gently caress, but it was fun stupid instead of boring stupid. It's just diametrically opposite of the show it started off as. It's better than most stuff as a general show. it was a 50 minute recap show. it reminded me of reading Terry Goodkind where he'd spend the first 2/3rds of his next novel recapping what happened in the previous one
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Jon Bradley and Kit Harrington were absolutely wonderful to watch. I enjoyed the episode overall but the scene in the crypt. Oof.
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Darko posted:ugh, I didn't even consider Jaime meeting Bran and Dany. This show is just ridiculous fanservice. I personally don't mind it. I said the same about season 7 too. Give me all the fanservice, I want it. I want all my heroes — and antiheroes — to meet up and fight fantasy medieval zombies. Building up six seasons of all the good stuff, now gimme those sweet LOTR-esque battles and dragons fighting zombies and poo poo in the payoff.
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Kawalimus posted:Maybe expectations are just lower but thought that was a pretty good first episode. Also new opening felt really neat and inspired! Agreed! I was very surprised to see the entirely new opening--they can do that now, I think, because the entirety of the story takes place in like three places on the map. It looked great!
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