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Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.

Len posted:

Kinda wonder how many people in the star wars universe join the Nazis because they're from dirt poor desert planet and can't get off that rock any other way?

Like joining the irl armed forced

quote:

I should join The Empire. I know they're evil and all but they're a good kind of evil. The uniforms are way cool and they get to travel and blow stuff up. And chicks dig Stormtroopers big time. They're like intergalactic rockstars. Stormtroopers get laid man, but not me: if I want a little love I gotta hitch a ride to Mos Eisley and pay 50 credits for a wookie prostitute. 15 seconds of pleasure, 50 years of regret. Wookie love is pointless. My life is pointless. I gotta get off this planet.

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AFewBricksShy
Jun 19, 2003

of a full load.



Sir Lemming posted:

https://twitter.com/starwars/status/1116762406804426752

I guess you have to admire their desire for transparency, asking how many of their fans are Nazis

What was it? The tweet is gone now

Queen Combat
Dec 29, 2017

Lipstick Apathy
It was a poll, who do you identify with: the resistance, or the first order?

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

AFewBricksShy posted:

What was it? The tweet is gone now

"Which side would you join, #TheResistance or #FirstOrder?"

Basically, how many of you identify with the nazis. It was about a quarter.

SUPERMAN'S GAL PAL
Feb 21, 2006

Holy Moly! DARKSEID IS!

Bohdi Rook in Rogue One was absolutely one of those “took a job with the Empire to get off the dirt planet.” The other choices were being a panhandler (who were routinely harassed by Empire Stormtroopers), a merc, or death.

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.
I'm pretty sure all those jobs end with the last one.

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
Disney's first use of the Star Wars IP answered this question: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hEB5FlAI_2I

Barudak
May 7, 2007

hyperhazard posted:

There's a Kony sticker on a traffic sign near my office that's been there since that was a thing. It's like a little time capsule.

Theres one I found in the Tiergarten in Berlin on my last trip and I took a photo of it for the same reasons.

Croccers
Jun 15, 2012

hyperhazard posted:

There's a Kony sticker on a traffic sign near my office that's been there since that was a thing. It's like a little time capsule.
There's an INFOWARS.COM sticker on a trash bin in my area that's also been there for years and years on end.

nishi koichi
Feb 16, 2007

everyone feels that way and gives up.
that's how they get away with it.

Croccers posted:

There's an INFOWARS.COM sticker on a trash bin in my area that's also been there for years and years on end.

someone slapped an infowars sticker on a mailbox by me, peeled that thing off

Cat Hassler
Feb 7, 2006

Slippery Tilde
Not necessarily a dumb move at the time but I was watching and old VHS tape of Real World episodes from 1994 and there was this ad (only 30 seconds)

https://youtu.be/OAr84TExVBw

Five years before Columbine but the whole “You’re an angry middle class kid who feels put on so get revenge” thing wasn’t well considered even at the time

Blue Moonlight
Apr 28, 2005
Bitter and Sarcastic

bad posts ahead!!! posted:

someone slapped an infowars sticker on a mailbox by me, peeled that thing off

I’m vacationing in Maui, and someone’s painted INFOWARS.COM on an abandoned building on the highway between the airport and Kihei. Because if there’s one thing sane people do, it’s visit web sites named in vandalism to derelict buildings.

gleebster
Dec 16, 2006

Only a howler
Pillbug
I thought there was a separate thread for stories of how folks came to SA.

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009
https://twitter.com/whatleydude/status/1118185931163488256?s=21

BioEnchanted
Aug 9, 2011

He plays for the dreamers that forgot how to dream, and the lovers that forgot how to love.
I never realised just how weird UK adverts got until I was talking to a friend in the US about them and got their reactions, like the Capri Sun Character Packets:



The old peperami animal ads, featuring a salami stick with a vore fetish: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S9UVbEAhkhs

And of course the ubiquitous meerkat adverts, which developed the characters enough that they had little semi-arcs as the ad campaign progressed: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yEe47M0wafE

My friend had never heard of any of them and their reaction was just "What the gently caress..." Apparently the Peperami ad had a tie in game, which I am downloading as we speak to run in drop box, simply called "Animal".

BioEnchanted has a new favorite as of 05:26 on Apr 17, 2019

Mierenneuker
Apr 28, 2010


We're all going to experience changes in our life but only the best of us will qualify for front row seats.

Apparently there even was an ad featuring the title theme from the Robocop game for the Game Boy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WpWeMWbKBIk

Which always was a pretty rockin’ tune. Clearly composed by someone familiar with composing musical ditties, and who could handle the Game Boy’s inferior sound chip. The game was pretty decent too.

DMorbid
Jan 6, 2011

With our special guest star, RUSH! YAYYYYYYYYY

Mierenneuker posted:

Apparently there even was an ad featuring the title theme from the Robocop game for the Game Boy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WpWeMWbKBIk

Which always was a pretty rockin’ tune. Clearly composed by someone familiar with composing musical ditties, and who could handle the Game Boy’s inferior sound chip. The game was pretty decent too.
That was by Jeroen Tel, one of the best video game composers of the 8-bit era. He did some amazing things with the Commodore 64's SID chip in particular.

uiruki
Aug 6, 2003
blah blah blah
Not quite, Robocop 1 was by Jonathan Dunn, who worked on a lot of in-house Ocean stuff. Jeroen Tel did Robocop 3 which was a fantastic soundtrack as well.

Matt Gray (Last Ninja 2) did remixes of Robocop and Platoon for his Reformation 2 album - check them out if you like his style.

DMorbid
Jan 6, 2011

With our special guest star, RUSH! YAYYYYYYYYY

uiruki posted:

Not quite, Robocop 1 was by Jonathan Dunn, who worked on a lot of in-house Ocean stuff. Jeroen Tel did Robocop 3 which was a fantastic soundtrack as well.

Matt Gray (Last Ninja 2) did remixes of Robocop and Platoon for his Reformation 2 album - check them out if you like his style.
Oh poo poo, you're right. I got the Robocop 3 and Robocop 1 tracks mixed up.

Moon Slayer
Jun 19, 2007

BioEnchanted posted:

I never realised just how weird UK adverts got until I was talking to a friend in the US about them and got their reactions, like the Capri Sun Character Packets:



The old peperami animal ads, featuring a salami stick with a vore fetish: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S9UVbEAhkhs

And of course the ubiquitous meerkat adverts, which developed the characters enough that they had little semi-arcs as the ad campaign progressed: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yEe47M0wafE

My friend had never heard of any of them and their reaction was just "What the gently caress..." Apparently the Peperami ad had a tie in game, which I am downloading as we speak to run in drop box, simply called "Animal".

Your friend was right, these are all kinds of hosed up.

cakesmith handyman
Jul 22, 2007

Pip-Pip old chap! Last one in is a rotten egg what what.

My wife gets properly skeeved out by the krusher singing kittens ad.

BioEnchanted
Aug 9, 2011

He plays for the dreamers that forgot how to dream, and the lovers that forgot how to love.
"It's tough enough, to make milk ~shake~" is a great pun though.

Tunicate
May 15, 2012


Yeah who the gently caress is named Claitze

Krispy Wafer
Jul 26, 2002

I shouted out "Free the exposed 67"
But they stood on my hair and told me I was fat

Grimey Drawer

Tunicate posted:

Yeah who the gently caress is named Claitze

The kind of person whose friends go on a gitzls holiday.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Clutzy Claitze! Ha ha!

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Picnic Princess posted:

Clutzy Claitze! Ha ha!

That's how she died.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
The claitze is a myth

Croccers
Jun 15, 2012
The website is amazing :allears:
https://deadhappy.com/

They totally could of led with THAT as their ad.

Sir Lemming
Jan 27, 2009

It's a piece of JUNK!
File under "will probably be proven true in an upcoming class action lawsuit"

Doggles
Apr 22, 2007

https://twitter.com/MelisOnCheddar/status/1123270689950195717

https://twitter.com/replyguysofly/status/1123274210456031238

Adeline Weishaupt
Oct 16, 2013

by Lowtax
Some of the tweets are missing note, making the thread unparseable.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

umalt posted:

Some of the tweets are missing note, making the thread unparseable.

Cheddar’s logo depicted Swiss cheese.

http://nymag.com/intelligencer/2019/04/cheddar-whose-logo-is-swiss-cheese-acquired-by-altice-usa.html

Veotax
May 16, 2006


Bethesda released a free tabletop RPG to promote the next expansion for The Elder Scrolls Online. That's pretty cool I guess.

If it wasn't for the fact that they just plagiarised a D&D Module from 2016

Otana
Jun 1, 2005

Let's go see what kind of trouble we can get into.

Veotax posted:

Bethesda released a free tabletop RPG to promote the next expansion for The Elder Scrolls Online. That's pretty cool I guess.

If it wasn't for the fact that they just plagiarised a D&D Module from 2016

Holy poo poo. That's not just plagiarism, that's like the laziest high school student rewording a Wikipedia article for an essay.

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.
Hell, I did that in high school but changed more words.

I still got caught, but that's beside the point.

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!

Veotax posted:

Bethesda released a free tabletop RPG to promote the next expansion for The Elder Scrolls Online. That's pretty cool I guess.

If it wasn't for the fact that they just plagiarised a D&D Module from 2016

How does Bethesda manage to gently caress up literally everything these days?

A HUNGRY MOUTH
Nov 3, 2006

date of birth: 02/05/88
manufacturer: mazda
model/year: 2008 mazda6
sexuality: straight, bi-curious
peircings: pusspuss



Nap Ghost

Prokhor Zakharov posted:

How does Bethesda manage to gently caress up literally everything these days?

I'm more amazed at how they're still so sure they'll get away with it

Andrast
Apr 21, 2010


It's probably just some poorly paid freelancer who though he wouldn't get caught

Jabor
Jul 16, 2010

#1 Loser at SpaceChem
someone who messed around the entire time until oh poo poo, it's the last week before the deadline and they actually want me to deliver something

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A HUNGRY MOUTH
Nov 3, 2006

date of birth: 02/05/88
manufacturer: mazda
model/year: 2008 mazda6
sexuality: straight, bi-curious
peircings: pusspuss



Nap Ghost
literally lmao at expecting the Venn overlap of "people interested in an Elder Scrolls TTRPG module" and "people who play official WotC D&D campaigns" to be zero

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