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Former DILF
Jul 13, 2017


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Beelzebufo
Mar 5, 2015

Frog puns are toadally awesome


https://i.imgur.com/mMPSR2u.gifv

jobson groeth
May 17, 2018

by FactsAreUseless

bike tory posted:

1) all of Australia
2) septic tank

2 is more specifically rhyming slang for yank.

jobson groeth
May 17, 2018

by FactsAreUseless

Do it again but this time use the rich instead of a pole.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
You: Hey pass me that shovel
Me:

https://i.imgur.com/t4AV274.mp4

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻




I can dig it.

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
I have tossed an axe or two in my day

Kennel
May 1, 2008

BAWWW-UNH!
That's a very lousy shovel.

dialhforhero
Apr 3, 2008
Am I 🧑‍🏫 out of touch🤔? No🧐, it's the children👶 who are wrong🤷🏼‍♂️
Can we please call a spade a spade?

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
I was gonna post a imgur, but it didn't have sound, so here's a imgur with sound

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=np8V9xdRsP4

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
You've met OM NOM NOM NOM NOM. Meet OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM NOMKOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM

https://i.imgur.com/BCvbY2O.mp4

That70sHeidi
Aug 16, 2009

Karate Bastard posted:

I was gonna post a imgur, but it didn't have sound, so here's a imgur with sound

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=np8V9xdRsP4

Jesus that's ADORABLE!

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Oh yeah? Well how about THIS

https://i.imgur.com/evYBA2X.mp4

Unperson_47
Oct 14, 2007




Dogs are just smarter children. :3:

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.

TontoCorazon posted:

Second of all whats a seppo?

The least important Marx Brother.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
https://i.imgur.com/GXPwTCK.mp4

Ok let's see 1, 2, 3, 4...

1,2,3,4,5,6,7 well ok then

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007


The cage part is pretty easy to figure out, honestly I'm more impressed with the cane trick

Kheldarn
Feb 17, 2011



Sounds
https://i.imgur.com/TMJlnM1.mp4

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005


bike tory posted:

The cage part is pretty easy to figure out, honestly I'm more impressed with the cane trick

The cane is just a compressed shell in the palm of his hand that he releases. You can kind of see it if you look closely.

Nordick
Sep 3, 2011

Yes.

TontoCorazon posted:

Second of all whats a seppo?

Former DILF
Jul 13, 2017

you know its not too late to start testing nuclear weapons on ausfailia

Trabant
Nov 26, 2011

All systems nominal.

TontoCorazon posted:

Second of all whats a seppo?

Not much, what seppo with you?

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar
Seppo balls.

Laterite
Mar 14, 2007

It's Gutfest '89
Grimey Drawer
Seppo Jobs

Sulla Faex
May 14, 2010

No man ever did me so much good, or enemy so much harm, but I repaid him with ENDLESS SHITPOSTING
seppo is a pejorative word used by aussies when we want to nurture the paper-thin delusion that we are any less worthless than americans

Grem
Mar 29, 2004

It's how her species communicates

bike tory posted:

The cage part is pretty easy to figure out, honestly I'm more impressed with the cane trick

What's the cage part?

I hate magic.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Count the vertical bars on the side before and after the reveal.

You are only shown half the cage at first. The lady is behind a backdrop, which she presumably flips down to smother the flames behind the curtain.

thatbastardken
Apr 23, 2010

A contract signed by a minor is not binding!

Former DILF posted:

you know its not too late to start testing nuclear weapons on ausfailia

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/British_nuclear_tests_at_Maralinga

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

https://i.imgur.com/HyMTObP.mp4

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007

Karate Bastard posted:

Count the vertical bars on the side before and after the reveal.

You are only shown half the cage at first. The lady is behind a backdrop, which she presumably flips down to smother the flames behind the curtain.

Ya this and also look at the height of the bottom of the cage before/after. You can see that the bit he set of fire is now underneath another panel. Your can actually see the line between the two panels (where she was sitting at the start and after she pushed it down) in the floor of the cage when the camera gets closer at the end.

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Kheldarn
Feb 17, 2011



https://i.imgur.com/ZAtP3qd.gifv

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
That pigeon got a hustle going on

Sulla Faex
May 14, 2010

No man ever did me so much good, or enemy so much harm, but I repaid him with ENDLESS SHITPOSTING
That's the product of aggressive selective breeding, no? I'm not a pigeon expert but look at the shape of their bodies

Handiklap
Aug 14, 2004

Mmmm no.

Sulla Faex posted:

That's the product of aggressive selective breeding, no? I'm not a pigeon expert but look at the shape of their bodies

I went to the American Pigeon Museum a while back, and I can confirm that all of those birds are pigeons. Any weird bird you see (either in appearance or behavior) has a 70% chance of being a pigeon (99% if you can't see its face).


That's not some mating or defensive flourish. That's the god drat thing's head. All the time. Forever. :smith:

Handiklap has a new favorite as of 12:16 on Apr 15, 2019

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Same, birb. Same.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

null_pointer
Nov 9, 2004

Center in, pull back. Stop. Track 45 right. Stop. Center and stop.


Jesus Christ :stare:

File under: Could easily have been a snuff video

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Keep going, it might, after he collides face first into that fuckoff giant I beam.

Veni Vidi Ameche!
Nov 2, 2017

by Fluffdaddy

null_pointer posted:

Jesus Christ :stare:

File under: Could easily have been a snuff video

It will be, eventually. No one does something like that one time, then says, "Well, I'm satisfied."

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I Am Fowl
Mar 8, 2008

nononononono

Veni Vidi Ameche! posted:

It will be, eventually. No one does something like that one time, then says, "Well, I'm satisfied."

If you record anyone long enough, the video eventually becomes a snuff film.

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