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John Lee posted:Mods, You can buy your own name changes like everyone else
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Nope no way this game is great
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Apr 9, 2019 20:55
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I have no idea how that game plays but playing a ragdolly game where you're trying to get your friend to "no, sit down, drink some water. No we're not going to... Please don't touch that. No, bathroom is the other way. Look, just..." would be great. Edit: Fail states include breaking too much stuff, allowing friend to tearfully call ex at 2AM Glagha fucked around with this message at 21:15 on Apr 9, 2019 |
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Apr 9, 2019 21:07
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Manifesto: The Devil Inside Mequote:This is an encrypted, password protected, gamified, personal journal. Sentiment analysis is run on your entries as you type. The more toxic your input, the higher your "score". The context is a mass murderer posting their manifesto on social media as they gun down innocents.  
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Apr 9, 2019 21:38
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killed, bullets, gun threat rating: 0
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Apr 9, 2019 21:47
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FirstAidKite posted:What does "mild non-consensual situations" even mean Your boss trying to become friends with you? Being hit on as a cashier? Talked at while in an elevator or bathroom?
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Apr 9, 2019 21:52
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Games > Terrible Awful Games: panties turn around and oh no it's a skeleton!
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Apr 9, 2019 23:27
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JermaSlotsquote:Ever wanted to step in the compact shoes of everyone's favorite TWITCH streamer, Jerma985 and spend your hard earned BIG BITS on a slot machine? Well now is your chance!
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Apr 12, 2019 00:24
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Jerma here again to remind you that TF2 was 10 years ago.
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Apr 12, 2019 07:09
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weirdly intense devotion to Twitch streamers is a particular strain of brain poisoning I will never, ever be able to get my head around
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Apr 12, 2019 11:59
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Pastry of the Year posted:weirdly intense devotion to Twitch streamers is a particular strain of brain poisoning I will never, ever be able to get my head around extreme same
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Apr 12, 2019 12:21
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I always wonder who the hell these people are too. Especially the those who just give away money to seemingly anyone. Even if they barely stream at all.
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Apr 12, 2019 14:12
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One of my coworkers is a Twitch streamer and it's all he talks about. I think people need royalty in their lives. When there is no royalty, they hang onto other people of a higher perceived status, like a celebrity or Twitch streamer.
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Apr 12, 2019 14:52
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I think it's just high schoolers spending their highly disposable income on people they think are entertaining. When I was in high school it was Bam Margera and Johnny Knoxville only they had to go through the trouble of making full length movies or a cable show. Same concept, more widely available.
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Dark_Swordmaster posted:I think it's just high schoolers spending their highly disposable income on people they think are entertaining. A dude getting hit in the balls is a lot funnier than a dude playing games Hit Ninja in the balls in other words
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Apr 12, 2019 17:06
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LORD OF BOOTY posted:A dude getting hit in the balls is a lot funnier than a dude playing games The dude the steam game is about is this guy though https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B0fm2lRrEg0 Proclick Also a proclick from him: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lofR-R_rFJ0
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Apr 12, 2019 17:21
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I don't really care about twitch but I only realized how much streamers make and why the platform took off after watching this video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6m5P_n5njCQ It's pretty informative.
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Apr 12, 2019 17:24
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I can't fault a twitch streamer for finding a way to make money at something they enjoy and are (usually) good at. I can, however, fault them for their toxic personalities and ideologies where present.
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Apr 12, 2019 19:49
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Gary Larson got it right, he just put it 10 years too early. Nice video, kudos to the streamer for the transparency. I haven't really seen that anyone else at that tier is even willing to mention numbers.
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Rebel Blob posted:So I ran across Subverse on Steam, I don't even know how to describe it. quote:A female cyborg performs fellatio on a bald man who wears panties on his head quote:Whilst walking past the Laboratory, the player can hear sexually suggestive moans coming from within as a bipedal alien stud called Bulgetto pleasures your Chief Science Officer. There is nothing you can do about this, so don't even try. Yeah.
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Apr 15, 2019 02:43
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terrible awful games: whilst her giant knockers bounce sensually
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Apr 15, 2019 02:45
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Terrible Awful Games: We could not stop him in time
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Apr 15, 2019 02:56
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So, I guess this is alright because it's the same "we know what we're doing" tone of porn parodies. Flesh Gordon, etc. "Look out Flesh, they're DYKES!" and the sophisticated talking Harryhausen giant horny monster and so forth. Surprisingly the incredibly NSFW trailer is on YouTube. e: Okay, the trailer opens up with the line, "From the studio that got banned from Patreon for making a game about a werewolf eating a girl's butthole." I'm sure the game itself is terrible but the dudes making it are alright. ee: Yeah, that trailer is legitimately hilarious. Dark_Swordmaster fucked around with this message at 03:23 on Apr 15, 2019 |
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Apr 15, 2019 03:08
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Bulgetto, Choadstool, and the FuccBotts.
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Dark_Swordmaster posted:So, I guess this is alright because it's the same "we know what we're doing" tone of porn parodies. I looked up the studio's website and regretted it immediately.
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Apr 15, 2019 05:28
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The curator reviews are impressive.
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Not going to lie, the trailer and description got a few laughs out of me. At least the studio knows what it's doing and keeps the tone silly.
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They're facing a trademark lawsuit as well, and the guy who retained a lawyer has a case due to SEO (search engine optimization) being seriously damaging to his brand, and it's also strongly muddied by Studio FOW being in the UK and Tim Pool being in the US. As for their project they're really banking a lot on the fact they've produced porn clips that are a step above the usual SFM fare graphically speaking, and I think a lot of ambitious designers have the notion in their minds that being voice acted makes the porn automatically better somehow. Their kickstarter goals were pretty lackluster too. but i look forward to seeing people who've never designed a game try to mix shmup gaming with xcom. then again you can't really fail as bad as Chris Roberts in that regard 
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Apr 15, 2019 08:00
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Terrible Awful Games: There is nothing you can do about this, so don't even try.
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Catfishenfuego posted:Terrible Awful Games: There is nothing you can do about this, so don't even try.
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Apr 15, 2019 12:28
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I'm reminded of how Fox News basically reported on Mass Effect as a space sex game.
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Apr 15, 2019 12:30
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One friend wants this game.
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Apr 15, 2019 12:34
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Ghost Leviathan posted:I'm reminded of how Fox News basically reported on Mass Effect as a space sex game. They were accidentally working from a copy of Andromeda that fell through a wormhole from the future.
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Apr 15, 2019 14:30
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From that description, Subverse might get an ironic purchase from me, followed by an unironic ejaculation.
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Yeah, I'm not about to buy it and I'm hesitant to use the word "excited," but I'm happy to see this thing coming out and attempting to have at least a quarter of a real game in it and knowing exactly what it is and who it's for. It looks like a quality and entertaining product in a terrible genre.
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Apr 15, 2019 21:09
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Sign me up for the Subverse train, when it's 1.0, and if the reviews seem good. Or LP I guess.
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Apr 15, 2019 21:19
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I'm pretty sure normal video hosts would have a problem with people LPing a porn game.
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Apr 15, 2019 21:24
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I already host all my LPs on Pornhub anyway
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Apr 15, 2019 21:28
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Looking forward to the corresponding link on LPArchive.
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Hippie Hedgehog posted:Gary Larson got it right, he just put it 10 years too early. I got a lot of resistance when I decided to make videogames a career in the early 1980s. Kinda worked out ok :-)
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