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Intel&Sebastian posted:Remember when Bronn laughed at Dickon's name lol 
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PittTheElder posted:idgi "We had an assistant named Dave Hill," said Benioff and Weiss. "One day last summer he walked into our office and said, 'You know that kid (Olly) whose family gets massacred by the wildlings? The one who runs to Castle Black to let them know the wildlings are nearby?' 'Yeah?' 'Well,' said Dave, doesn't it make sense that he'd stay at Castle Black and become a Night's Watch recruit? Where else is he going to go?' 'You're right,' we said. 'That does make sense.' 'And what if during the battle for Castle Black, he's the one who ends up killing Ygritte?' This year, Dave Hill is a writer on the show."
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Apr 15, 2019 20:10
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ok but olly killing ygritte was hilarious
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Intel&Sebastian posted:ok but olly killing ygritte was hilarious 
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Apr 15, 2019 20:21
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hobbesmaster posted:I think its more that hes face to face with the daughter of a "mad king" that killed his father. He seems somewhat accepting after the initial shock when he says at least his brother will let him go home again. Then the knife really goes in. Randyl Tarly 100% deserved to die for a billion reasons, chief among them he was a traitor against both his liege lord and her sworn queen. So yeah, light that fucker up. Dickon Tarly’s death was his own making because he was too stupid to listen to Tyrion, Randyl AND Dany try to talk him out of not dying too. Kid was an idiot. It’s suddenly my pet theory that if Sam is indeed actually the narrator of this whole shitshow looking back on events from years later than he’s probably an unreliable narrator painting Dany as insane and unstable because he’s still salty that she executed his traitor family and wants to make her look bad to history. Also one great joke I missed on my first viewing: if you listen to what the whores are chattering about before Qyburn shows it, they straight up say that Ed Sheeran got his face burned off. That made me laugh more than any actual joke in this episode.
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Apr 15, 2019 20:37
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Apr 15, 2019 20:42
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Apr 15, 2019 20:44
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Beautiful.
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lol e: could someone do Bran watching Charles Dance dancing in hotpants or whatever from that Ali G movie? tia Syncopated fucked around with this message at 22:20 on Apr 15, 2019 |
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Apr 15, 2019 21:17
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people always give dave hill poo poo, but let us never forget that dave hill is, at the absolute most, only the third-worst writer working on the show
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Apr 15, 2019 22:23
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Bran's got the right idea. There's only 6 eps and the Night King is taking forever to arrive, better tell Jon some scandelous poo poo and get the some infighting started asap as appetizer for the epic CGI LOTR/Marvel battle.
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Apr 15, 2019 23:11
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I was reminded that Cersei and Bronn's actors cannot be on screen together.
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Ague Proof posted:I was reminded that Cersei and Bronn's actors cannot be on screen together. ???
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Apr 15, 2019 23:16
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Before they were cast, they used to be in a relationship but had a bad break-up. They are kept apart on set. It's noticeable when you know to look for it. The show used Qyburn as an in-between in the last episode.
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esperterra posted:also lol Does the Dave Hill meme ever get old? I hope not.
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TeaJay posted:Does the Dave Hill meme ever get old? I hope not. what is dead may never die
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Highlight of the first episode is the Bran memes. Also Jaime's reaction to seeing Bran is just sitting there waiting and staring him down.Bobby Digital posted:Imagine Rome with GoT-level funding Yes please. nine-gear crow posted:If that one turns out to be true it's going to be amazing because I can't wait to see how literally everyone reacts to the show throwing out Tyrion's entire 8-year character arc for the sake of one dumb twist at the end of all things. I know David and Dan are pretty Galaxy Brained, but that one takes the cake. The first episode had multiple scenes of "wow Tyrion you believed Cersei? What the gently caress is wrong with you, you're supposed to be one of the
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So...Jamie's not blonde anymore? Or was it just the lighting? Or maybe it's me mis-remembering this awful show.
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Trivia posted:So...Jamie's not blonde anymore? Or was it just the lighting? He hasn't really been since Season 2. Nikolaj Coster-Waldau has naturally dark blond hair and dyed it lighter for the Season 1 Prince Charming From Sherk version of Jaime. After Jaime gets captured at the end of season one they stopped bothering to dye it because Jaime just gets progressively grubbier and more rundown as the show goes on. Same with Peter Dinklage, his hair gets darker as the show goes on. The only one who's been consistently golden blond has been Lena Headey. I guess you can make the argument that it's an artistic choice or whatever because as the brothers become better people and less Lannister like they lose the gold colour from their hair. Meanwhile Cersei has made no effort to improve as a person and is the more purestrain Lannister left and she's still golden blond.
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lmao it kind of owns how this show went from a fairly decent adaptation all things considered seasons 1 through red wedding, to like complete schlock since then that fuckin dragon flying scene lol we love to see it, folks
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Damo posted:lmao it kind of owns how this show went from a fairly decent adaptation all things considered seasons 1 through red wedding, to like complete schlock since then I hate to break it to you about the books, but...
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Josuke Higashikata posted:Bran has shot up to like 6'+ now so he's a gangly plaster of paris face mold cosplayer. I remember around Season 2, watching it with friends, me telling tham that Bran had a serious case of "growing up to look like Geddy Lee" going.
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Damo posted:
I mean if they did a close up of his face in exaggerated comical horror or something silly like losing his boot it wouldn't even feel THAT out of place with everything else. Maybe he grabs a ticklish spine and the dragon freaks out and bites him while dani giggles. I dont know, kind of thinking about it just about anything would be an improvement. Especially with the follow up of one of the dragons getting possessive, it feels like a botched comedy relief segment. Dr. Video Games 0112 fucked around with this message at 02:26 on Apr 16, 2019 |
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Bran: "I can see everything. Past, present, and future." Jon: "If only we knew how to defeat the Night King." Sansa: "Maybe we should try sending away the dragons and the huge army and provoking a war on three fronts." Arya: "Sansa is the smartest person I've ever met." Bran:
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hobbesmaster posted:I hate to break it to you about the books, but... i see where what you are saying, but we all know the books went from pretty fun food description based fantasy to complete boring yearning for daario cock, nothing happening, and sunset found her squatting in the grass did i forget to lambaste a feast for crows in that sentence? my bad. just do it in your head yourself. i believe in you
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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:Bran: "I can see everything. Past, present, and future." Bran is a tree now, not a person.
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What is the importance of the years-long seasons thing in this story? What would be different about it if they were normal? It seems like after all that build up that the story ends right after winter begins. Which doesn't actually matter since the Others "bring" the cold with them anyways.
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Everyone has visibly aged 10 years. Despite this, Gilly's baby was born when Arya was 9 years old and Sansa was 12, but the baby is now 2 despite Arya clearly not being 11 and Sansa extremely clearly not being 14.
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Sansa was 13 in the pilot so she couldnt be 12 in s3 when Gillys baby was born. They should have just left him at Horn Hill and said Sams mom was taking care of him since he adds nothing to the story.
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Apr 16, 2019 04:59
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The guy playing Bronn is a PETA member. Does his depravity know no bounds? 
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Josuke Higashikata posted:I really didn't rate that episode much at all. Man all that dragon flight needed was “a whole new world” playing in the background or the music that they played in Avatar when jakesully starts flying that lizard thing. That was the only thing that would have really kicked it up a notch though. Speaking of Avatar I asked some guy at work if he had seen it and he looks at me funny and goes “man that movie weird man” and I’m like why what’s weird about it ? And then he looks at me all serious and goes “if you was on that planet... would you be fallin’ In love with one a those... blue things?”. And I’m like “...I guess not.” And then he smiles and goes “She be so big she could pick you up like a baby, she’s like twelve feet tall... I don’t wanna be messin’ with no girl like that.”
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[quote="Taxenema" post=""494285066"] And then he smiles and goes “She be so big she could pick you up like a baby, she’s like twelve feet tall.. [/quote] Go on...
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Glad they immediately deployed the happy whore trope plus sexposition to get their lady rear end quotient in for the day. Meanwhile bron didn't even get his dick out. HBO has truly devolved into male gaze trash for chronic masturbators and teenage boys too stupid to follow a real plot. When did things suddenly flop to Starz being the superior cable network out of nowhere?
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Apr 16, 2019 07:22
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With Spartacus I think.
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Apr 16, 2019 07:23
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Yes, it's like a lava lamp.
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Starz has Outlander though, which makes it the porn channel of choice for middle aged moms
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Holy poo poo, is Cersei going to cuck Euron?
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Belome posted:What is the importance of the years-long seasons thing in this story? What would be different about it if they were normal? The flashback to the Night King being created straight up confirms that he’s responsible for the seasons being elongated and out of whack in Westeros and if he’s taken out not only will the Walkers and the wights all drop dead too but it will instantly restore the seasons back to normal so nobody will have to worry about winter and poo poo any more. The fight against the Night King is basically a fight against like 10,000 years of history and beating him means the world finally gets to move on from his cycle of death and bullshit.
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