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What in the world? https://store.steampowered.com/app/1026020/Zyphoid/
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# ? Apr 16, 2019 04:36 |
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Lmao
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# ? Apr 16, 2019 05:32 |
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I've dug too deep. D: TOO DEEP! https://store.steampowered.com/app/1019690/Ghost_Buster_3D/
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# ? Apr 16, 2019 05:52 |
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Jamfrost posted:What in the world?
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# ? Apr 16, 2019 06:00 |
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Jamfrost posted:What in the world?
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# ? Apr 16, 2019 07:27 |
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Jamfrost posted:I've dug too deep. D: Looks like this developer has 2 games they make: Boxing and shooting. They just keep uploading copies of those 2 games. They're literally exactly the same but with slightly different textures.
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# ? Apr 16, 2019 07:45 |
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Jamfrost posted:What in the world? That explains this article. https://www.ign.com/articles/2019/01/25/metroid-prime-4-development-restarting-from-the-beginning
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# ? Apr 16, 2019 12:49 |
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Graphics that would have been bad in 2000, obvious stuttering problems in the demo, and blatant catering to the furry crowd? Yes! It's a lovely Game!
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# ? Apr 16, 2019 17:37 |
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The United States posted:I'm glad the aesthetic of 90s CD ROM adventure games with pre-rendered computer graphics can be perfectly recreated in real time now No joke, I'd love to see more games utilize that style, complete with bad dithering, ugly textures and unnecessary shine and lens flares. But like you said, have it all in-engine. Oh, and also make the games good and not weird furry fetish vanity projects.
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# ? Apr 16, 2019 17:47 |
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Jamfrost posted:What in the world? Oh god, the music. He has a pinball game that sounds even worse somehow. https://store.steampowered.com/app/1047750/Chili_The_Chipmunk_Pinball_Adventure/
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# ? Apr 16, 2019 19:10 |
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Palpek posted:A 2019 clone of Metroid 3D with worse graphics, creepy "I swear that's not my fetish" world to explore and attrocious English. That's the stuff. "Metroid 3D?"
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# ? Apr 16, 2019 19:53 |
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ultrafilter posted:Yeah. I came here to post this Kickstarter is at 1 million dollars now and has two weeks to go. 25k backers. Sex sells NutritiousSnack fucked around with this message at 20:24 on Apr 17, 2019 |
# ? Apr 17, 2019 20:21 |
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https://store.steampowered.com/app/885570/NovaLife/ no ma it's not second life it's new life ... yes it's just second life with no features and stock "minecraft theme" store assets
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# ? Apr 17, 2019 20:57 |
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NutritiousSnack posted:I came here to post this To their credit, this is the highest quality and most self-aware gently caress game I've ever seen.
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# ? Apr 17, 2019 21:28 |
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Dark_Swordmaster posted:To their credit, this is the highest quality and most self-aware gently caress game I've ever seen. That's a catch 22 if i've ever seen one. Either you haven't seen any others and your judgment on it is statistically worthless, or you've seen too many others and no one should listen to what you have to say
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# ? Apr 17, 2019 21:34 |
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Or this thread about making jokes on lovely gently caress games is my only exposure.
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# ? Apr 17, 2019 21:44 |
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HenryEx posted:That's a catch 22 if i've ever seen one. Either you haven't seen any others and your judgment on it is statistically worthless, or you've seen too many others and no one should listen to what you have to say Any exposure to porn parodies tells this is par the course actually. I'll be the first to admit I used to watch Cinemax before Pornhub became a thing occasionally and everyone did this, and cop to being a pervert. I'm going to make a leap of faith and say it's the same for gently caress games. Sincerity about jacking off and slicking yourself is something most people lie about and it's going to be reflected in the medium. What I'm saying is there isn't any Burt Reylonds Boogie Nights type creators anymore.
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# ? Apr 17, 2019 23:15 |
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The White Dragon posted:... yes it's just second life with no features So Sansar then?
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# ? Apr 18, 2019 13:49 |
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Eczema Angel Orificequote:the only game that will turn you into a woman
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# ? Apr 18, 2019 15:15 |
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At some point I feel like I'd have more respect for them if they'd just cut the bullshit and say "we made a furry porn game, please buy our furry porn game" FirstAidKite fucked around with this message at 15:37 on Apr 18, 2019 |
# ? Apr 18, 2019 15:34 |
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Is the bonus level in 480i?
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# ? Apr 18, 2019 15:52 |
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It has a trashy aesthetic on purpose, but it's neither terrible nor awful. The creator has won awards at gdc, although unfortunately I believe they are or were a goon.
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# ? Apr 18, 2019 16:05 |
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FirstAidKite posted:At some point I feel like I'd have more respect for them if they'd just cut the bullshit and say "we made a furry porn game, please buy our furry porn game" there's probably 10 billion furry porn games on the internet though, you gotta market that poo poo
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# ? Apr 18, 2019 16:07 |
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"Three unique Furry game modes: Furronix, Furrkanoid, and Puzzle"
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# ? Apr 18, 2019 16:18 |
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Just looking at the page makes it extremely obvious its one of those dime-a-dozen cut-and-paste store bought game templates with unspeakably generic furry pictures slapped on. Where the hell do they get the pictures for these games anyway? Its like those generic weirdos you see on forums with anime avatars, but not just any specific anime no, its always some generic face.
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# ? Apr 18, 2019 17:46 |
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Tombot posted:Where the hell do they get the pictures for these games anyway? Are you asking us where to get furry porn
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# ? Apr 18, 2019 18:50 |
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I mean in general really, not just furry stuff. Either they steal it from an unknown source, or they buy it in bulk somehow.
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# ? Apr 18, 2019 18:53 |
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Tombot posted:I mean in general really, not just furry stuff. Either they steal it from an unknown source, or they buy it in bulk somehow. I have no idea. Probably they just poke around the internet, it can't be all that difficult I just wish this game had a price tag; I'm really curious to know what they want to charge for "18 Full-HD levels (+1 bonus level)", or basically 19 still images wrapped in a half-assed game
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# ? Apr 18, 2019 19:02 |
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Tombot posted:I mean in general really, not just furry stuff. Either they steal it from an unknown source, or they buy it in bulk somehow. There's like 3 or 4 furry porn-specific deviantart clones and most furry artists produce incredibly generic looking work, so it's really not that hard to find and steal Edit: It looks like they didn't bother to remove the author's signature + patreon link on the images on this one, so either they just stole them all from their DA account, or the devs actually paid for them (lol not likely). Rotten Red Rod fucked around with this message at 20:01 on Apr 18, 2019 |
# ? Apr 18, 2019 19:56 |
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Tombot posted:Where the hell do they get the pictures for these games anyway? you commission an artist and just negotiate commercialization rights to the art pretty basic contractor work imo
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FirstAidKite posted:
What is ethereal pleasure and how is it different from normal pleasure? Does it somehow involve ghosts and ow ow ow my brain
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# ? Apr 18, 2019 21:05 |
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Drakenel posted:What is ethereal pleasure and how is it different from normal pleasure? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HIZhBUXNwzw
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# ? Apr 18, 2019 21:31 |
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Tombot posted:Where the hell do they get the pictures for these games anyway? Even aside from the absolute reams of generic furry artwork ejaculated onto the internet by furry artists, we've advanced computer science to the point that we can procedurally generate them. Also while searching for that video, other results show there is actually a Fursona Maker program that's probably like a Flash paper doll app. The White Dragon posted:you commission an artist and just negotiate commercialization rights to the art I'd assume from the other production values that they didn't and there's a lawsuit brewing for art theft.
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# ? Apr 18, 2019 23:02 |
Dareon posted:
DeviantArt members probably can’t afford actual lawyers though.
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# ? Apr 19, 2019 00:56 |
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Be Depressive posted:DeviantArt members probably can’t afford actual lawyers though. I think the lawyers should represent them for the exposure.
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# ? Apr 19, 2019 06:48 |
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porpentine's games do not belong in this thread, friend
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# ? Apr 19, 2019 13:22 |
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Zetsubou-san posted:porpentine's games do not belong in this thread, friend What exactly are they Are they just kinda trippy games like soda drinker pro & bubsy goes to the james turrell retrospective & crypt worlds or what?
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# ? Apr 19, 2019 13:53 |
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Pastry of the Year posted:"Three unique Furry game modes: Furronix, Furrkanoid, and Puzzle" Yeah, really? Not gonna call it Fuzzle? Weak poo poo.
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# ? Apr 19, 2019 13:59 |
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FirstAidKite posted:What exactly are they queer meditations through the medium of the text adventure
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Zetsubou-san posted:queer meditations through the medium of the text adventure these Amiga error messages are getting increasingly obtuse
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