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Jamfrost
Jul 20, 2013

I'm too busy thinkin' about my baby. Oh I ain't got time for nothin' else.
Slime TrainerS
What in the world?

https://store.steampowered.com/app/1026020/Zyphoid/

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SHY NUDIST GRRL
Feb 15, 2011

Communism will help more white people than anyone else. Any equal measures unfairly provide less to minority populations just because there's less of them. Democracy is truly the tyranny of the mob.

Lmao

Jamfrost
Jul 20, 2013

I'm too busy thinkin' about my baby. Oh I ain't got time for nothin' else.
Slime TrainerS
I've dug too deep. D:

TOO DEEP!

https://store.steampowered.com/app/1019690/Ghost_Buster_3D/

Assepoester
Jul 18, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Melman v2
I'm glad the aesthetic of 90s CD ROM adventure games with pre-rendered computer graphics can be perfectly recreated in real time now

Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.


A 2019 clone of Metroid 3D with worse graphics, creepy "I swear that's not my fetish" world to explore and attrocious English. That's the stuff.

RatHat
Dec 31, 2007

A tiny behatted rat👒🐀!

Looks like this developer has 2 games they make: Boxing and shooting. They just keep uploading copies of those 2 games. They're literally exactly the same but with slightly different textures.

Dark_Swordmaster
Oct 31, 2011

That explains this article.

https://www.ign.com/articles/2019/01/25/metroid-prime-4-development-restarting-from-the-beginning

Gynovore
Jun 17, 2009

Forget your RoboCoX or your StickyCoX or your EvilCoX, MY CoX has Blinking Bewbs!

WHY IS THIS GAME DEAD?!

Graphics that would have been bad in 2000, obvious stuttering problems in the demo, and blatant catering to the furry crowd?

Yes! It's a lovely Game!

King Vidiot
Feb 17, 2007

You think you can take me at Satan's Hollow? Go 'head on!

The United States posted:

I'm glad the aesthetic of 90s CD ROM adventure games with pre-rendered computer graphics can be perfectly recreated in real time now

No joke, I'd love to see more games utilize that style, complete with bad dithering, ugly textures and unnecessary shine and lens flares. But like you said, have it all in-engine.

Oh, and also make the games good and not weird furry fetish vanity projects.

BluJay
Oct 1, 2004

I've got my eye on the finish line

Oh god, the music. He has a pinball game that sounds even worse somehow.

https://store.steampowered.com/app/1047750/Chili_The_Chipmunk_Pinball_Adventure/

Barry Convex
Sep 1, 2005

Think of the good things, Pim! The good things!

Like Jesus, candy, and crackerjacks! Ice cream and cake and lots o'laffs!
Grandma, Grandpa, and Uncle Joe! Larry, Curly, and brother Moe!

Palpek posted:

A 2019 clone of Metroid 3D with worse graphics, creepy "I swear that's not my fetish" world to explore and attrocious English. That's the stuff.



"Metroid 3D?"

NutritiousSnack
Jul 12, 2011

I came here to post this

Kickstarter is at 1 million dollars now and has two weeks to go. 25k backers.

Sex sells

NutritiousSnack fucked around with this message at 20:24 on Apr 17, 2019

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!
https://store.steampowered.com/app/885570/NovaLife/

no ma it's not second life it's new life


... yes it's just second life with no features and stock "minecraft theme" store assets

Dark_Swordmaster
Oct 31, 2011

NutritiousSnack posted:

I came here to post this

Kickstarter is at 1 million dollars now and has two weeks to go. 25k backers.

Sex sells

:actually: To their credit, this is the highest quality and most self-aware gently caress game I've ever seen.

HenryEx
Mar 25, 2009

...your cybernetic implants, the only beauty in that meat you call "a body"...
Grimey Drawer

Dark_Swordmaster posted:

:actually: To their credit, this is the highest quality and most self-aware gently caress game I've ever seen.

That's a catch 22 if i've ever seen one. Either you haven't seen any others and your judgment on it is statistically worthless, or you've seen too many others and no one should listen to what you have to say

Dark_Swordmaster
Oct 31, 2011
Or this thread about making jokes on lovely gently caress games is my only exposure.

NutritiousSnack
Jul 12, 2011

HenryEx posted:

That's a catch 22 if i've ever seen one. Either you haven't seen any others and your judgment on it is statistically worthless, or you've seen too many others and no one should listen to what you have to say

Any exposure to porn parodies tells this is par the course actually. I'll be the first to admit I used to watch Cinemax before Pornhub became a thing occasionally and everyone did this, and cop to being a pervert. I'm going to make a leap of faith and say it's the same for gently caress games. Sincerity about jacking off and slicking yourself is something most people lie about and it's going to be reflected in the medium.

What I'm saying is there isn't any Burt Reylonds Boogie Nights type creators anymore.

King Vidiot
Feb 17, 2007

You think you can take me at Satan's Hollow? Go 'head on!

The White Dragon posted:

... yes it's just second life with no features

So Sansar then? :v:

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


Eczema Angel Orifice

quote:

the only game that will turn you into a woman

FirstAidKite
Nov 8, 2009


At some point I feel like I'd have more respect for them if they'd just cut the bullshit and say "we made a furry porn game, please buy our furry porn game"

FirstAidKite fucked around with this message at 15:37 on Apr 18, 2019

Dark_Swordmaster
Oct 31, 2011
Is the bonus level in 480i?

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

Dashing? But I'm not even moving!



It has a trashy aesthetic on purpose, but it's neither terrible nor awful. The creator has won awards at gdc, although unfortunately I believe they are or were a goon.

Truga
May 4, 2014
Lipstick Apathy

FirstAidKite posted:

At some point I feel like I'd have more respect for them if they'd just cut the bullshit and say "we made a furry porn game, please buy our furry porn game"

there's probably 10 billion furry porn games on the internet though, you gotta market that poo poo

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

"Three unique Furry game modes: Furronix, Furrkanoid, and Puzzle"

Tombot
Oct 21, 2008
Just looking at the page makes it extremely obvious its one of those dime-a-dozen cut-and-paste store bought game templates with unspeakably generic furry pictures slapped on. Where the hell do they get the pictures for these games anyway? Its like those generic weirdos you see on forums with anime avatars, but not just any specific anime no, its always some generic face.

Foo Diddley
Oct 29, 2011

cat

Tombot posted:

Where the hell do they get the pictures for these games anyway?

Are you asking us where to get furry porn

Tombot
Oct 21, 2008
I mean in general really, not just furry stuff. Either they steal it from an unknown source, or they buy it in bulk somehow.

Foo Diddley
Oct 29, 2011

cat

Tombot posted:

I mean in general really, not just furry stuff. Either they steal it from an unknown source, or they buy it in bulk somehow.

I have no idea. Probably they just poke around the internet, it can't be all that difficult

I just wish this game had a price tag; I'm really curious to know what they want to charge for "18 Full-HD levels (+1 bonus level)", or basically 19 still images wrapped in a half-assed game

Rotten Red Rod
Mar 5, 2002

Tombot posted:

I mean in general really, not just furry stuff. Either they steal it from an unknown source, or they buy it in bulk somehow.

There's like 3 or 4 furry porn-specific deviantart clones and most furry artists produce incredibly generic looking work, so it's really not that hard to find and steal

Edit: It looks like they didn't bother to remove the author's signature + patreon link on the images on this one, so either they just stole them all from their DA account, or the devs actually paid for them (lol not likely).

Rotten Red Rod fucked around with this message at 20:01 on Apr 18, 2019

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!

Tombot posted:

Where the hell do they get the pictures for these games anyway?

you commission an artist and just negotiate commercialization rights to the art

pretty basic contractor work imo

Drakenel
Dec 2, 2008

The glow is a guide, my friend. Though it falls to you to avert catastrophe, you will never fight alone.

FirstAidKite posted:



At some point I feel like I'd have more respect for them if they'd just cut the bullshit and say "we made a furry porn game, please buy our furry porn game"

What is ethereal pleasure and how is it different from normal pleasure?

Does it somehow involve ghosts and ow ow ow my brain

OutOfPrint
Apr 9, 2009

Fun Shoe

Drakenel posted:

What is ethereal pleasure and how is it different from normal pleasure?

Does it somehow involve ghosts and ow ow ow my brain

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HIZhBUXNwzw

Dareon
Apr 6, 2009

by vyelkin

Tombot posted:

Where the hell do they get the pictures for these games anyway?

Even aside from the absolute reams of generic furry artwork ejaculated onto the internet by furry artists, we've advanced computer science to the point that we can procedurally generate them. Also while searching for that video, other results show there is actually a Fursona Maker program that's probably like a Flash paper doll app.

The White Dragon posted:

you commission an artist and just negotiate commercialization rights to the art

pretty basic contractor work imo
Sure, they could do that.

I'd assume from the other production values that they didn't and there's a lawsuit brewing for art theft.

Be Depressive
Jul 8, 2006
"The drawings of the girls are badly proportioned and borderline pedo material. But"

Dareon posted:


I'd assume from the other production values that they didn't and there's a lawsuit brewing for art theft.

DeviantArt members probably can’t afford actual lawyers though.

Dark_Swordmaster
Oct 31, 2011

Be Depressive posted:

DeviantArt members probably can’t afford actual lawyers though.

I think the lawyers should represent them for the exposure.

Zetsubou-san
Jan 28, 2015

Cruel Bifaunidas demanded that you [stand]🧍 I require only that you [kneel]🧎

porpentine's games do not belong in this thread, friend

FirstAidKite
Nov 8, 2009

Zetsubou-san posted:

porpentine's games do not belong in this thread, friend

What exactly are they

Are they just kinda trippy games like soda drinker pro & bubsy goes to the james turrell retrospective & crypt worlds or what?

Glagha
Oct 13, 2008

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Pastry of the Year posted:

"Three unique Furry game modes: Furronix, Furrkanoid, and Puzzle"

Yeah, really? Not gonna call it Fuzzle? Weak poo poo.

Zetsubou-san
Jan 28, 2015

Cruel Bifaunidas demanded that you [stand]🧍 I require only that you [kneel]🧎

FirstAidKite posted:

What exactly are they

Are they just kinda trippy games like soda drinker pro & bubsy goes to the james turrell retrospective & crypt worlds or what?

queer meditations through the medium of the text adventure

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Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Zetsubou-san posted:

queer meditations through the medium of the text adventure

these Amiga error messages are getting increasingly obtuse

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