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Okay, all four of you. Elric, you are in a cage with your brother and two lovely girls who lick you clean every night. You are living the dream. Why do you bark at 3 am out of loneliness. Just go back in the pouch with them. Also, your yipping is pathetic. You are a sugar glider and you sound like a chihuahua. Have some dignity. Also, why did you get so bitey tonight? Dobby, you are an idiot. Whenever I dispense treats you should know by now you are all going to get one but if I give it to anyone else first you pounce and start wrestling for it and usually break it in half so both of you only get half a treat. You get less every time you do it you mentally subnormal marsupial. Also, stop jumping around the cage and scaring all the others. You don’t have to put all your weight in for a dramatic landing. Arwen, you need to stop escaping. You always get stuck and have to bark until I come rescue you. Did you think about how you were going to get down when you jumped up to get on the bathroom towels. How were you planning to get back up the stairs to the place with all the food. Think it through. Also, stop biting my toes. No matter how hard you bite no sap has ever come out of them. Why would you think it is going to start now you little dimwit. Eilonwy, I always sound the same when I come see you. I speak so you know it is me. So when you are in your pouch and you hear me coming why do you always sound the alarm and start crabbing? Then you climb out to look and it is always me and you always stop until I speak again and you start crabbing all over again. Connect the voice and the face you little git. Also, stop following your sister around everywhere. She always gets you into trouble and is a bad example. Also, the carpet is not food and eating it never works. Stop trying stupid. Awwww, they just came over and two of themlicked me and started grooming my arm.......all is forgiven. 
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Which one is the one in your av?
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Apr 16, 2019 13:47
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Helldump your nightflaps all you want but please do the needful and post pictures of their faces.
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Apr 16, 2019 14:01
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Before I forget yet again, it seems I've never posted a picture of Porthos, for all my complaining about her. Behold, the little turd. She is every bit as soft as she looks.
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Apr 16, 2019 14:09
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Malachite_Dragon posted:Which one is the one in your av? That is Elric as a toddler. That is a shot of him when he stuck his head out for the first time in his new home. He came out and drank some water and ate some blueberries and then dove back into the pouch until it got dark. I will get some more pictures for the thread soon.
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Here is Elric this afternoon. He is grumpy because I made him stick his head out of the nest to get his treat. Afterwards though I stuck my hand in and he licked my fingers clean. He tried to bite once but a quick hiss put him back to licking and cleaning. He is the one who most likes to ride around my shoulder and will almost always jump on my arm hoping to get a ride  Here is Arwen my little huntress and explorer, the defender of the colony. She is probably stalking the phone I am holding up:  Here is Arwen (left) and Eilonwy (right), her sister. Eilonwy is the shy panicky one but when she likes you she will just latch onto your shirt and let you pet her. The only one that holds still when playing. When I let my niece and other people play with them she is almost always the favorite. This photo is from "fingers are friends not food" training:  I do not have a recent good image of Dobby. He thinks he is in charge and they mostly let him believe it. He is much bigger now but here is his baby pic:  And here is a bad photo of him now annoyed that he was the last to get a treat:  And finally a poor image (the problem is that they hate flashes and hate light so it is hard to get good pictures) of them all hanging out together in their sleeping pouch wondering if their fifth colony member (my hand) is coming to join them. Nothing better after a stressful day at work of getting the sleeping pouch and putting your hand in and letting them all snuggle up against you and lick you clean:  I have been tempted to start a sugar glider thread here but not sure if there would be interest. Also not sure if most people would class them with rodents and that they belong in that thread.
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Apr 17, 2019 01:27
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Xenocides posted:I have been tempted to start a sugar glider thread here but not sure if there would be interest. Also not sure if most people would class them with rodents and that they belong in that thread.  I'd kill for more animal stories to read and follow along with.
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StrixNebulosa posted:
Yeah, they're cute li'l fellas, Xenocides! I don't know how you could possibly stay annoyed at them long enough to write a post about it! 
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Xenocides posted:I have been tempted to start a sugar glider thread here but not sure if there would be interest. Also not sure if most people would class them with rodents and that they belong in that thread. I also would like to live vicariously through you.Do the needful.
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Apr 17, 2019 02:51
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Stop biting me while I'm writing, you little poo poo.
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Apr 17, 2019 05:30
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That is not food, that is shredded carpet from your cat tree! Stop trying to eat non-food things!
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StrixNebulosa posted:
Started a Sugar Glider thread. Will see how it goes.
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Mola I love you so much but could you please stop screaming at 3 in the morning? I have to work during the day and you are not helping.
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Apr 18, 2019 11:57
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Quit sticking your face in the litter box you gross weirdo
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Brother in laws mutt greyhound heard me cry out in pain about a slipped disc and came out to offer comfort in the form of her favourite way of showing love, rearing up and punching me in the crotch. Go gently caress yourself kirby you bitch
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Malcolm Turnbeug posted:Brother in laws mutt greyhound heard me cry out in pain about a slipped disc and came out to offer comfort in the form of her favourite way of showing love, rearing up and punching me in the crotch. Go gently caress yourself kirby you bitch Well, at least she didn't whip you in the face with her tail, while you were (presumably) doubled-over!  That's happened more than once...Meanwhile, during the last week my greyhound has been working hard in order to either delay my departure for work, or outright come with me. (I assume it's at least partly due to me coming back 2-4hrs late every day, this week) This morning he eventually gave up on his delaying tactics, and instead barged past me as I opened my car door, vaulted up onto the driver's seat and sat there perfectly, waiting patiently (and gleefully) for me to take him. As much as I'd love to buddy, it's not happening! I've been working at a hospital this week, and I'm sure they're not going to appreciate your presence... (My only regret is that I didn't take a photo of him! But I was late and very tired still, so that thought only crossed my mind much later..)
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If I ever pass out I’m 100% sure she would whip my face in an earnest attempt to wake me up, next step would be to pee on me. Once she was sure I was dead she would eat me as all dogs would. Not today devil dog
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Malcolm Turnbeug posted:If I ever pass out I’m 100% sure she would whip my face in an earnest attempt to wake me up, next step would be to pee on me. Once she was sure I was dead she would eat me as all dogs would. Not today devil dog Ah, no way - they're great dogs! She'd just stick her cold, wet nose in your ear and keep sniffing obnoxiously, which would be guaranteed to wake you up immediately, haha
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Major Isoor posted:Ah, no way - they're great dogs! Talk to me about tripping in deep snow and having trouble getting up and Apollo running back to help me... by shoving his nose in my face and then trying to jump on me while I get up I love you, you terrible terrible idiot
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Mittens: chews up salt container Salt Container: contains salt Mittens:  Fucker woke me up to complain about it.
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ThingOne posted:Mittens: chews up salt container Post the offender
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 Mittens complaining that there's chicken on the stove that he's not allowed to have with bonus Donna in the background.  The salt container in question (recreation). Not pictured is him yowling mournfully at 2 in the morning.
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Masterpettitt fucked around with this message at 00:25 on May 11, 2019 |
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May 11, 2019 00:19
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May 11, 2019 12:45
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Thumposaurus posted:
that cat looks like he was having a good time
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May 11, 2019 15:28
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Before this he acted like he wanted nothing to do with these particular treats.
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so what your saying is that he is a smart cat and tricked you into thinking he didn't want it so you would let your guard down. Evil Genius
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ThingOne posted:
I am tickled that your cats are named Mittens and Donna.
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May 11, 2019 18:23
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 Little rear end in a top hat woke me up at 3 am and wouldn't let me go back to sleep. Then she decided to try and stop me from washing the sheets. Grr, argh.
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Dear Schmidt, I know Olivia getting back from being spayed smells like the vet and not the kitten you knew. I get that you thought that she was different and hissed and growled at her and even attacked her. That being said, how are you so dumb that the second her protective collar was taken off you immediately went back to trying to be best friends. God damnit she almost tore her stitches running from you! Schmidt hiding his face (in presumably shame) 
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ThingOne posted:Mittens: chews up salt container  a couple weeks ago, one of my roommate's cats got a brainfreeze from eating ice cream. All I heard was my roommate shouting "What's wrong with you!" at 2 in the morning.
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Bertrand Hustle posted:I am tickled that your cats are named Mittens and Donna. Mittens felt like an obvious choice but Donna has a bit of a story behind it. When I first got her as a kitten we thought she was male so I named her Don Camillo because the first thing she did when I brought her home was try to fight me, my toilet, and Mittens (who was fully grown) in that order. When the vet told me she was actually female I changed the name to Donna Camilla or Donna for short. Iron Crowned posted:
Mittens and Donna are an irritatingly effective team. Donna's figured out how to open cabinet doors because she likes to hide in them and Mittens follows her in to pull out anything he thinks might be tasty, mainly flour and other things he can tear apart. ThingOne fucked around with this message at 19:02 on May 13, 2019 |
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    completely tipped me over while I was off-balance, making me land in the mud in the pouring rain with my umbrella landing elsewhere all so he could do this and run around the tree 5000x times to get that squirrel pal...
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May 13, 2019 22:42
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I appreciate the pictures taken from the ground. The sideways orientation really adds to the story.
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StrixNebulosa posted:
I feel you and his little legs trying to hard to get the squirrel
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Lox, you ripped up my kale plant. Ate all the leaves and left the stems inside. What kind of dog eats kale. gently caress you  You are a pretty girl and I hate you 
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May 23, 2019 02:08
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Bombadilillo posted:Lox, you ripped up my kale plant. Ate all the leaves and left the stems inside. But how could you stay mad at that face?
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  Sumi and Mika you stupid fucks still can’t chill out and hang out together without being little shits and it’s been like two months. I just want to have kitty snuggles and read my drat poo poo on my laptop but noooooooo.
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Dear New Catte, My husband refuses to name you until he sees more of your personality. So far, your personality is sleeping with your rear end pointing out and your face smushed into something, and yelling at us meowingly if we are talking too loud for your liking. Please do something so I can name you; otherwise your name will be Usagi-chan and he and you both will be forever embarrassed by it. I know you're a rescue, and I'm okay with the fact that I probably won't get to pet you for months. But I've given you your favorite snack, toys, food, and a clean place to poo poo. I even let you commandeer my red pants, because apparently they are the best things to sleep on ever. Can you just try to give me a sniff? You're blinking back, dammit, take the next step! Love, Louder Food Giant   (pre-adoption)
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