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Jar Jar steps in poo poo and gets a fart blown in his face by a soft pink feminine camel and somewhere out there is a coprophiliac who has absolutely pounded it out to both scenes
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Growing up watching the OT I never once thought "star wars really needs some farts" even though I was huge into butt, poop, and fart humor. Maybe I was just a weird kid?
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Cosmik Slop posted:Jar Jar steps in poo poo and gets a fart blown in his face by a soft pink feminine camel and somewhere out there is a coprophiliac who has absolutely pounded it out to both scenes His name is George Lucas
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Apr 16, 2019 17:43
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Linux Pirate posted:Growing up watching the OT I never once thought "star wars really needs some farts" even though I was huge into butt, poop, and fart humor. Star Wars - Directed by James Rolfe
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Star Wars is a flat circle... Imagine three movies on the edge of a cliff. Say a direct copy of the movie nearest the cliff is sent to the back of the line of movies and takes the place of the first movie. The formerly first movie becomes the second, the second becomes the third and falls off the cliff.
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Apr 16, 2019 18:00
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 Pictured: a beautiful Indian elephant
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Apr 16, 2019 19:02
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Gabriel no
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Hairy Busey posted:Wait, being a slave trader is a jewish stereotype? Only among antisemitic crazy people, who like to make conspiracy theories about how The Jews were basically wholly responsible for the Atlantic slave trade and later masterminded the creation of the KKK as a way to hurt innocent white people
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QuarkJets posted:yeah aint nothin more fun than going to the senate floor to talk about trade regulations and electing a new chancellor Have you ever watched it with kids? They love all the aliens in the Senate, seeing the city, and being annoyed by the dialogue works to put them in the character of Anakin. He's impatient and bored by the adults talking, so are they. And those scenes are briefer than you may remember. Star Wars movies absolutely were for children. Only Disney thought about appealing to the awful adult fanbase. Donovan Trip fucked around with this message at 20:08 on Apr 16, 2019 |
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Apr 16, 2019 20:06
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Just because watto looks like Dave Atell doesn't mean he's from Brooklyn
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Didn’t Lucas once say something about the original Star Wars to the effect of “This is the movie I think Walt Disney would have made if he were still alive”?
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Apr 16, 2019 20:15
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HAHA what the gently caress!?
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QuarkJets posted:Only among antisemitic crazy people, who like to make conspiracy theories about how The Jews were basically wholly responsible for the Atlantic slave trade and later masterminded the creation of the KKK as a way to hurt innocent white people I thought Jews being slavers was more like a Nation of Islam thing?
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Apr 16, 2019 21:01
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This is me when the new Plinkett review drops
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Apr 16, 2019 21:12
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star war beta max posted:Watto wasn't actually real he was just a cgi cartoon. If you think about it none of us are actually real we are just cgi cartoons in other peoples heads
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Captain Jesus posted:It was explained in great length in CineD that there are no racial caricatures in TPM. Now if you disagree, I suggest you go to one of the Star Wars threads there to discuss it. SMG isn’t permabanned yet? Good for him, he’s one of those people that you want to keep around just because you enjoy hating him. star war beta max posted:This is me when the new Plinkett review drops I don’t know if RLM plans to do a plinkett review this time. I wouldn’t blame them if they didn’t.
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Apr 16, 2019 21:28
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smg is the only poster in CD that truly understands goons. the problem is that he decided to use his powers for evil and chaos
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Apr 16, 2019 21:32
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Well excuse Shmi, princess!
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Vim Fuego posted:Well excuse Shmi, princess! 
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I never got the argument that Star Wars is for kids. The OT has universal appeal, which to me is different from something that's directly targeted at kids like say, Dreamworks movies or whatever. SciFiDownBeat posted:smg is the only poster in CD that truly understands goons. the problem is that he decided to use his powers for evil and chaos If he's really been doing a schtick this whole time, that's pretty impressive. Too bad it's completely tedious and unfunny
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sebmojo posted:If you think about it none of us are actually real we are just cgi cartoons in other peoples heads Well, maybe you are, but I'm actually a practical effect. A rubber puppet with an arm up my rear end.
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The Lucas movies are definitely intended to be family films, even Revenge which is quite a bit darker than anything in the new movies. Lucas realized after the original movie that you could make way more money off selling toys than off selling tickets, so there is a strong element of all his movies that are about selling toys to kids. I don’t agree that the Disney movies are trying to cater to adult fans: if anything they are mocking them through the character of Kylo who is literally an obsessive Star Wars fan who allows his fascination with continuing the events of the original trilogy to ruin his life. And the Disney movies mostly ignore the strong antiestablishment political subtext of the Lucas movies which people ignored in the original trilogy and disparaged as boring in the prequels. But the new movies definitely do suck at selling toys to kids, relatively speaking.
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Zane posted:looper, brick, and brothers bloom are all clever and charming small to medium sized films (everyone should go see them!). but they aren't big action blockbuster studio movies which i think is where some of this friction comes from. Looper owns. I love that movie. Rian Johnson directed what is probably the best episode of Breaking Bad too. Dude's seriously talented, but it's hard to work with Disney and Star Wars and we'll probably never know what really happened there to screw up TLJ... which is honestly still a fine movie with a very weird script and themes. Mark Hamill goofing off on his Jedi planet was fun as heck. Cough Drop The Beat fucked around with this message at 22:58 on Apr 16, 2019 |
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Dr. Video Games 0135 posted:I never got the argument that Star Wars is for kids. The entire franchise has existed eternally to sell toys, video games, and candy specifically marketed to and for the children who see the movies.
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Cough Drop The Beat posted:Looper owns. I love that movie. Rian Johnson directed what is probably the best episode of Breaking Bad too. Dude's seriously talented, but it's hard to work with Disney and Star Wars and we'll probably never know what really happened there to screw up TLJ... which is honestly still a fine movie with a very weird script and themes. Mark Hamill goofing off on his Jedi planet was fun as heck. If you have ever read ANY of the biographies of Zen masters, you'll get that Luke was basically perfect in TLJ.
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I miss not being so jaded by life that I can't get irrationally happy over stupid poo poo like this anymore. Good for that dude even if he does look like an idiot.
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Dr. Video Games 0135 posted:If he's really been doing a schtick this whole time, that's pretty impressive. Too bad it's completely tedious and unfunny It started as a schtick but then, left unchecked by the mods who coddled him and banned anyone who disagreed with him, at some point it consumed him. A cautionary tale to all trolls on the dangers of success. You can never allow yourself to be too comfortable and on the side of authority
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It was a 6/10 on the "Scott's Tots" scale, but good for him for still enjoying things.
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Big Beef City posted:The entire franchise has existed eternally to sell toys, video games, and candy specifically marketed to and for the children who see the movies. tbf I think this was an afterthought and ANH wasn't just created just to sell vinyl caped jawas and mail in certificates for action figures.
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Apr 17, 2019 00:36
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Puke Piefucker can suck my dick.
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Linux Pirate posted:tbf I think this was an afterthought and ANH wasn't just created just to sell vinyl caped jawas and mail in certificates for action figures. Didn’t Lucas insist on retaining the toy rights in his contract?
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I wanted to hate the dude from the gifs Ive seen of this but I'm just happy that hes happy
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Big Beef City posted:The entire franchise has existed eternally to sell toys, video games, and candy specifically marketed to and for the children who see the movies. also george specifically said it was for children
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Lazyhound posted:Didn’t Lucas insist on retaining the toy rights in his contract? yes and that's why he has 98 million dollars stored in his gullet. WatermelonGun posted:also george specifically said it was for children Not at first, but man, that toy money quote:In 1977, Lucas didn’t intend for the film to be made solely for children. He wanted to make a family movie. His target audience was teenagers, but he had a message that he felt was not being told in movies anymore, and he wanted it to be taken seriously. source
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Those were good changed though because return of the jedi is the second best star war right behind the last jedi and empire strikes back (tied for 1st)
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Lazyhound posted:Didn’t Lucas insist on retaining the toy rights in his contract? I think it was all merchandising rights for Star Wars. It was one of those instances like when Bill Gates said he wanted to retain the rights to sell his OS to other vendors. Nobody imagined that there was a market in either case that was worth it (ticket sales/hardware were the real money makers at the time).
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I. Am. Borg.
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Chinatown posted:I. Am. Borg. I get bored as well.
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