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Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

Pener Kropoopkin posted:

imagine you're feeling real guilty about something at that mass, and God himself strikes down the cathedral as wages for your sin

Imagine being the dude who dropped the cigarette butt

I can just imagine the curb your enthusiasm theme playing in his head as the spire goes up in flames

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Ague Proof
Jun 5, 2014

they told me
I was everything

Data Graham posted:

What a commentary on our world that I consider it a win that this guy at least just seems legitimately excited and didn't go off on a rant about women and black people halfway through

"Ashley StClair" is the alt-right account there

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014



lol this account is definitely fake

Farm Frenzy
Jan 3, 2007

nobody should be brought to the verge of tears by a wide shot of daisy ridley in a desert

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!

Ague Proof posted:

"Ashley StClair" is the alt-right account there

yeah the only reason she’s mad is because Marvel and Star Wars are the height of SJWs to her.

which says more about her than that dude

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
That's kind of a weird double reverse gatekeeper move because it's implying that only men are SW/Marvel obsessed weirdos and that there's no women with the same affliction, which is basically the stereotype we've been trying to get everyone over for a long rear end time.


Edit: oh wait she's an actual RW weirdo so it's less of a reverse than a full on lmfao

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


I feel really bad for that guy :(

Farm Frenzy
Jan 3, 2007

Intel&Sebastian posted:

That's kind of a weird double reverse gatekeeper move because it's implying that only men are SW/Marvel obsessed weirdos and that there's no women with the same affliction, which is basically the stereotype we've been trying to get everyone over for a long rear end time.


Edit: oh wait she's an actual RW weirdo so it's less of a reverse than a full on lmfao

the tweet is baffling adn the video is also baffling

Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014


when that first came across my feed i was a little confused because reacting to trailers like that is embarrassing as hell so it took me a second to realize it was some right wing rear end in a top hat doing the "cucks" poo poo.

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


Farm Frenzy posted:

nobody should be brought to the verge of tears by a wide shot of daisy ridley in a desert

lol if you dont have an emotional breakdown because of your favorite Brands and their Products

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
lol I got misty eyed during the LEGO movie when they're panning over the actual models of weird rear end poo poo the kid made, probably because that's all I did from ages 5-12, and I was immediately like "wow I'm terrible lmfao"


Luckily the theater was dark and my wife didn't see so now she'll only find out when she's reviewing my 73k+ posts after I die of rear end cancer or whatever

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!
I mean it’s okay to care about things.

even stuff produced by a Corp.

Another Bill
Sep 27, 2018

Born on the bayou
died in a cave
bbq and posting
is all I crave

Let me tell you, as a guy watches super hero movies I do NOT enjoy being lumped in with those Star Wars nerds!

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


CharlestheHammer posted:

I mean it’s okay to care about things.

even stuff produced by a Corp.

not if you want to be cool like me

Wheeee
Mar 11, 2001

When a tree grows, it is soft and pliable. But when it's dry and hard, it dies.

Hardness and strength are death's companions. Flexibility and softness are the embodiment of life.

That which has become hard shall not triumph.

Sheng-Ji Yang posted:

lol if you dont have an emotional breakdown because of your favorite Brands and their Products

It's actually pretty depressing that we live in such a hosed up world that for millions of people the closest thing they can find to social connections and a sense of belonging is identifying with brands

On the surface that video clip is funny because haha what a dumb loser, but deep down it's just sad

Ugato
Apr 9, 2009

We're not?

Farm Frenzy posted:

nobody should be brought to the verge of tears by the anticipation of a wide shot of daisy ridley in a desert

dude is ready to cry at the mere thought of the Star Wars trailer. it’s also just a sizzle reel of fan service moments. and the main action piece the clips are surrounding makes no sense. is the guy in the space ship trying to smash her against the window? did he forget he has weapons? but hey though dude called it epic so it must be great.

and I’m a loving Star Wars fan

01011001
Dec 26, 2012

Wheeee posted:

It's actually pretty depressing that we live in such a hosed up world that for millions of people the closest thing they can find to social connections and a sense of belonging is identifying with brands

On the surface that video clip is funny because haha what a dumb loser, but deep down it's just sad

yeah thats basically where im at with it. have to see a star wars trailer to have a good cry

OBAMNA PHONE
Aug 7, 2002

Groovelord Neato posted:

when that first came across my feed i was a little confused because reacting to trailers like that is embarrassing as hell so it took me a second to realize it was some right wing rear end in a top hat doing the "cucks" poo poo.

lol shes also claiming she got death threats for teh video

Ague Proof
Jun 5, 2014

they told me
I was everything
it was probably his third take

Grimoire
Jul 9, 2003

Phobophilia posted:

Mexican/Central Americans are majority Catholic and that has never stopped racists from targeting in their defence of Western Civilization.

Latin America is the west, which means that the aztecs, maya, and inca among others are the west. As such Katun Ahau is the eleventh katun according to the count/ The katun is established at Chichen Itza/ The settlement of the Itza shall take place /The quetzal shall come, the green bird shall come/ Ah Kantenal shall come/ Blood-vomit shall come/ Kukulcan shall come with them for the second time / it is the word of God. The Itza shall come

sleeptalker
Feb 17, 2011

Pener Kropoopkin posted:

The pure aestheticism of this reaction is really remarkable. How much more shallow can you get?

Looking forward to weirdos getting really worked up about the possibility of the cathedral being replaced by brutalist architecture.

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


Ugato posted:

dude is ready to cry at the mere thought of the Star Wars trailer. it’s also just a sizzle reel of fan service moments. and the main action piece the clips are surrounding makes no sense. is the guy in the space ship trying to smash her against the window? did he forget he has weapons? but hey though dude called it epic so it must be great.

and I’m a loving Star Wars fan

yeah i like star wars, but the idea of weeping in joy at the trailer is really sad

mandatory lesbian
Dec 18, 2012
I turn into a weepy mess at the slightest bit of like anything but I can't imagine crying bc I love star wars or something, I need an actual emotional moment like someone's dad dying or dropping a bowl of cereal on the ground

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

leave the poor guy alone, you insufferable oval office

also

https://twitter.com/Cernovich/status/1118204315716317184

:ironicat:


she knows whats she's doing and she's made everyone defensive about having to like a thing even if you don't like a thing, and if someone is emotionally invested in it, great, you do you, even if its just brand. Who cares if some dweeb cries over a trailer, there must have been some media that made you emotional, and there's nothing wrong with that at all. It is weird that we live in a social media where we vlog about our emotions and that's what makes it cringy, the artificial delivery and sharing it, seizing you in the spectacle, rather than doing it in private, not that it's cringy to have emotions. Big difference there.

her gimmick is to emasculate men, and try to separate the image of incels associated with the alt-right. She actively promotes toxic masculinity which only...activates more incels in the alt-right.

https://twitter.com/stclairashley/status/1117976190567047169

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Dreddout posted:

Imagine being the dude who dropped the cigarette butt

I can just imagine the curb your enthusiasm theme playing in his head as the spire goes up in flames

The French love bad Anglophone comedy but not THAT bad.

I AM GRANDO
Aug 20, 2006

What are the odds it’s an incel guy behind that account? This thread has taught me about female nazis, but I feel like the fixation on extremely minor imperfections that make men undesirable is specifically a male obsession founded in projection.

It’s like how there are no female nazis into cuckhold-themed pornography.

Hellsau
Jan 14, 2010

NEVER FUCKING TAKE A NIGHT OFF CLAN WARS.

Sheng-Ji Yang posted:

lol if you dont have an emotional breakdown because of your favorite Brands and their Products

as if you didn't tear up from stan lee's guest appearance in spider-verse

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

(and can't post for 23 days!)

would any of you date that guy? be honest.

20 Blunts
Jan 21, 2017
Ashley St. Claire, conducted the famous 300 man gangbang

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon

Pener Kropoopkin posted:

would any of you date that guy? be honest.

no, dude is too dramatic

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

i expected this to be something terrible not just a nerd nerding out over his nerd poo poo. who cares.

Uncle Wemus
Mar 4, 2004


But my job requires the carrying of cargo in pockets :(

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost

Pener Kropoopkin posted:

would any of you date that guy? be honest.

I'm white and therefore terribly embarrassed by emotional reactions so his pure, unbound love for a media brand would drive me away like garlic to a vampire.

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Pener Kropoopkin posted:

would any of you date that guy? be honest.

no, and its not because he got weepy at star wars or his appearance

its because he wears cargo shorts, which represents the patriarchy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cthA22qL9AI

Telsa Cola
Aug 19, 2011

No... this is all wrong... this whole operation has just gone completely sidewaysface

Grimoire posted:

Latin America is the west, which means that the aztecs, maya, and inca among others are the west. As such Katun Ahau is the eleventh katun according to the count/ The katun is established at Chichen Itza/ The settlement of the Itza shall take place /The quetzal shall come, the green bird shall come/ Ah Kantenal shall come/ Blood-vomit shall come/ Kukulcan shall come with them for the second time / it is the word of God. The Itza shall come

Eagerly awaiting the return of Spear Thrower Owl

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

(and can't post for 23 days!)

imagine how easy your dates would be though. you could dangle your keys in front of his face and he’d just cry and be like “how is it still so epic?”

YaketySass
Jan 15, 2019

Blind Idiot Dog
The alt-right memes certainly get a lot of mileage out of just how weird the current consumer culture can get.

And of course they have to make it entirely about how the West has lost its ~masculinity~ because everyone is afraid to piss of the feminist overlords.

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy
the goon, upon seeing childlike wonder, is repelled. "how could this happen" they ask, their vision obscured by a crust of cheeto dust and dried sweat. "how can anyone experience joy in reaction to something so pedestrian?!" they sit, mouth chewing their unspoken thoughts, revenge scenarios briefly igniting and burning out their caffeinated neurons. unable to escape their own body, their fingers dash across the keyboard. there can be no joy here. once their message of temperance is finished, they regard their work.

"lol"

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.
I can barely remember a single thing about the last two star wars movies. The first one was a retread of a new hope and the second is just a blur in my brain. It takes me a bit to put the face of a main character to their name.

The prequels stand out more in my brain I can recall the basic plot and characters of all three.

I couldn't imagine feeling excitement for the next one.

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Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

Admiral Ray posted:

the goon, upon seeing childlike wonder, is repelled. "how could this happen" they ask, their vision obscured by a crust of cheeto dust and dried sweat. "how can anyone experience joy in reaction to something so pedestrian?!" they sit, mouth chewing their unspoken thoughts, revenge scenarios briefly igniting and burning out their caffeinated neurons. unable to escape their own body, their fingers dash across the keyboard. there can be no joy here. once their message of temperance is finished, they regard their work.

"lol"

Epic

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