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people feel excitement for different things. hosed up, imo.
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The thing I'm most excited about is the inevitable flamewar about it.
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Apr 16, 2019 21:13
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Pener Kropoopkin posted:imagine how easy your dates would be though. you could dangle your keys in front of his face and he’d just cry and be like “how is it still so epic?” Let's be real, the first date he would take anyone would be to Star Wars, and then he will ruin the cinematic experience by not shutting the gently caress up the whole time, and punching you on the shoulder every time a light saber duel goes off, a laser tag match goes off, a dog fight goes off, some one liner about having sex with the light side of the force, and weeping at Carrie Fisher YaketySass posted:The thing I'm most excited about is the inevitable flamewar about it. goddamned SJW propaganda at it once again 
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Apr 16, 2019 21:17
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Dreddout posted:I can barely remember a single thing about the last two star wars movies. The first one was a retread of a new hope and the second is just a blur in my brain. It takes me a bit to put the face of a main character to their name. rogue one was excellent
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Apr 16, 2019 21:18
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i'm not invested enough to post in a flamewar about it i just like writing ridiculous garbage and hitting Submit Reply. Pener Kropoopkin posted:imagine how easy your dates would be though. you could dangle your keys in front of his face and he’d just cry and be like “how is it still so epic?” only if they were star wars keys with that lit up like lightsabers.
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Apr 16, 2019 21:20
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mandatory lesbian posted:I turn into a weepy mess at the slightest bit of like anything but I can't imagine crying bc I love star wars or something, I need an actual emotional moment like someone's dad dying or dropping a bowl of cereal on the ground I feel like I'm emotionally broken because while a dad-dying scene in a given movie generally does nothing for me, I'll be reduced to a puddle by a sufficiently stirring piece of epic visual and musical sensory overload in the same movie CharlestheHammer posted:people feel excitement for different things.
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Apr 16, 2019 21:21
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YaketySass posted:The thing I'm most excited about is the inevitable flamewar about it. yeah. chud talking heads turning on nerd culture is amusing since most of them either got to where they are by stoking biogatry in those communities and or are from there themselves. Ugato posted:dude is ready to cry at the mere thought of the Star Wars trailer. it’s also just a sizzle reel of fan service moments. and the main action piece the clips are surrounding makes no sense. is the guy in the space ship trying to smash her against the window? did he forget he has weapons? but hey though dude called it epic so it must be great. yeah. i got misty eyed on the TFA trailer because that was the first movie since the abortion that the prequels are. i have liked the sequels so far well enough and i liked that trailer and will probably see it and probably by that respawn jedi game but i didnt cry over it. that being said. i don't hate the dude. he isn't hurting anyone and if it makes the right turn on nerds and maybe cause nerds to leave nazism, then thats good.
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Apr 16, 2019 21:22
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Al! posted:rogue one was excellent it really is, I think its the best star wars there is. would have been nice to expand the universe in that kind of direction, kind of tired of jedi vs sith narratives. Would like to see world building that focus on resources and economic disparities that reflected the oppressive nature of the Empire, culture and religion, which Rogue One succeeded at. Plus there were unique locations this time, Scarif was amazing. Anyways, death to cargo shorts
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Apr 16, 2019 21:25
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what are shorts called in the Star Wars universe
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Apr 16, 2019 21:27
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CharlestheHammer posted:people feel excitement for different things. People feel excitement? This is very unsettling.
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Apr 16, 2019 21:28
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I look forward to doing exactly what I've done for the last 4 Star Wars movies: watching them the one time once they're at Red Box, thinking they're pretty alright, and then desperately avoiding video essays online about how they're dissolving western civilization or whatever.
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Apr 16, 2019 21:28
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I dont liek shorts in general but cargo pants are very ftw.
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Apr 16, 2019 21:29
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My platonic ideal for legwear is like a jrpg hero but instead of zippers and belts hes covered in pockets
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Apr 16, 2019 21:30
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Lastgirl posted:jedi vs sith narratives I feel like this was a mistake to begin with. The original movies were character-vs-character stories, the whole "light side vs dark side" thing was more or less just code language for those characters' traits and motives as they related to each other. The whole thing got less interesting as soon as they said "sith" on screen
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YaketySass posted:what are shorts called in the Star Wars universe shorts.
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Meme Emulator posted:My platonic ideal for legwear is like a jrpg hero but instead of zippers and belts hes covered in pockets Tetsuya Nomura x Rob Liefeld collaboration the end of western civilization as we know it Data Graham posted:I feel like this was a mistake to begin with. star wars really harps on duality in everything because Lucas is a hack, but the concept is high art. And its because Lucas didn't conceive most of the concept art that went into it Lastgirl has issued a correction as of 21:34 on Apr 16, 2019 |
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Apr 16, 2019 21:31
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TBH I'm reasonably confident it won't generate as much poo poo as TLJ and the Discourse will be largely about if it betrayed the intent of its predecessor or not. So less harassing actresses, more convoluted rants about how the other side doesn't "get" Star Wars.
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Apr 16, 2019 21:32
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When will the prequels be redeemed
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Apr 16, 2019 21:33
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YaketySass posted:what are shorts called in the Star Wars universe the Empire mass-produces little shorts for their Stormtroopers
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Apr 16, 2019 21:34
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Data Graham posted:I feel like I'm emotionally broken because while a dad-dying scene in a given movie generally does nothing for me, I'll be reduced to a puddle by a sufficiently stirring piece of epic visual and musical sensory overload in the same movie ETA also I get sentimental about the jewelry store ad jingle that is basically a Christmas carol in Oklahoma City.
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Apr 16, 2019 21:34
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the fact this has turned into a genuine discussion of Star Wars is the most goon thing possible
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Apr 16, 2019 21:34
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Why do we want to restore the republic in star wars when it was so corrupt it allowed for palpatine to seize power and for the first order to build up after what 20 years after the emperor died?
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Apr 16, 2019 21:35
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CharlestheHammer posted:the fact this has turned into a genuine discussion of Star Wars is the most goon thing possible I ruin every thread 
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Apr 16, 2019 21:35
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tactical shorts issued to the New Order is the exactly the kind of thing that erodes western civilization  wearin kylo ren themed swimshorts casually in public with tube socks and flip flops to trigger the libs
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Apr 16, 2019 21:36
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Yeah that's a dude, no woman in the history of the world has ever made a Low T joke in earnest.
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Apr 16, 2019 21:40
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SJWs and Incels furiously debating the Star Wars topic: what side of the Force lets you use "Force Orgasm" and whether it technically counts as fapping to the NoFap faction
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Apr 16, 2019 21:40
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Uncle Wemus posted:Why do we want to restore the republic in star wars when it was so corrupt it allowed for palpatine to seize power and for the first order to build up after what 20 years after the emperor died? Because the great blind idiot god of the market has determined that it has to be a story about plucky underdogs vs a looming threat no matter how self defeatingly absurd that narrative becomes the more often you repeat it. In a meta sort of way the fact that capital demands the Star Wars universe be an endless relitigation of the same meaningless conflict is the most realistic thing about it.
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Apr 16, 2019 21:42
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The Dark Side is textually driven by unchecked passion, we just haven't seen the horny equivalent of Force Choke yet. It's also Force Choke.
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Apr 16, 2019 21:43
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force orgasm sounds problematic
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Apr 16, 2019 21:43
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Who can say how many youngling Jedi have perished while experimenting with auto erotic force choking in their private meditation chambers.
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Apr 16, 2019 21:44
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If you do it too much you turn small wrinkly and green.
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Intel&Sebastian posted:Yeah that's a dude, no woman in the history of the world has ever made a Low T joke in earnest. i googled her name and apparently she gets interviewed on some magachud podcasts hosted on youtube of course i dont want brainworms so i didnt listen to it
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Apr 16, 2019 21:44
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hey the force got darth vaders mom pregnant so it has it where it counts ladies
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Apr 16, 2019 21:45
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sure mate, ben, related by blood to padme amidala, anakin skywalker, luke skywalker, leia organa and han solo, named after obi-wan kenobi, honorary nephew of lando calrissian, only legacy character with ties to all protagonists of all previous movies, will most definitely die unredeemed just because you said so. sure.
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Apr 16, 2019 21:46
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Lastgirl posted:her gimmick is to emasculate men, and try to separate the image of incels associated with the alt-right. She actively promotes toxic masculinity which only...activates more incels in the alt-right. The ironic thing is that having kids lowers your testosterone levels, which really throws a wrench in a lot of alt-right arguments.
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Apr 16, 2019 21:47
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Krankenstyle posted:force orgasm sounds problematic Reading a buzzfeed article about how JJ Abrams apologizes about using the term "Force" as it implies the problematic aspect of lack of consent, and retcons it as "Willful Persuasion", a victory for SJWs everywhere to the lamentation of the alt-right, who now herald it as the decline of western civilization
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Apr 16, 2019 21:47
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Anyone with an american flaf next to their twitter is a chud
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Apr 16, 2019 21:51
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Uncle Wemus posted:Why do we want to restore the republic in star wars when it was so corrupt it allowed for palpatine to seize power and for the first order to build up after what 20 years after the emperor died? Star Wars is reactionary propaganda, Rogue One is the only good Star Wars movie, and the prequels were superior to and will be remembered far longer than the trash new movies
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Apr 16, 2019 21:52
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sure i guess you can cry over a piece of corporate media, but why film yourself doing it. are the hate-clicks really that worth it?
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No love for Solo, the only SW film brave enough to have the Millennium Falcon spin and swat a TIE fighter out of the sky.
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