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drunkill
Sep 25, 2007

me @ ur posting
Fallen Rib
https://i.imgur.com/kb9fNtM.mp4

1200 pages, here is to 1200 more!

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LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
The red circle usually kills, what's the deal now it protec?

RandomPauI
Nov 24, 2006


Grimey Drawer
It looks more orangish to me.

And now it's red, my eyes playing tricks on my?

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 6 hours!
Soiled Meat
Have you checked to see whether there may be a red circle around you?

MisterOblivious
Mar 17, 2010

by sebmojo

Tashilicious posted:

Yes, his youtube channel is mostly clever faking and jokes. The man is an actual electrical engineer.

Shhhhhhhhhh
suspend your disbelief.

FogHelmut
Dec 18, 2003

drunkill posted:

https://i.imgur.com/kb9fNtM.mp4

1200 pages, here is to 1200 more!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PLDyx6r1edg&t=98s

CleverHans
Apr 25, 2011
Probation
Can't post for 8 years!

Gender-reassignment surgeries gettin' pretty strange.

Dirt Road Junglist
Oct 8, 2010

We will be cruel
And through our cruelty
They will know who we are

Rent-A-Cop posted:

I identify as a large cloud of corrosive gas. My pronouns are "Aaaaargh!" and *gurgling sound*

ALL HAIL THE GLOW CLOUD.

ALL HAIL.

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

CleverHans posted:

Gender-reassignment surgeries gettin' pretty strange.

At least people will immediately learn to use the correct pronoun... "SHEEEEE-E-E-T!"

Queen Combat
Dec 29, 2017

Lipstick Apathy

Rent-A-Cop posted:

I identify as a large cloud of corrosive gas. My pronouns are "Aaaaargh!" and *gurgling sound*

Yikes.

Flash Gordon Ramsay
Sep 28, 2004

Grimey Drawer

Ixian
Oct 9, 2001

Many machines on Ix....new machines
Pillbug

Splicer posted:

Are you implying that the combustion of his trousers is indicative of dishonesty?


Every once and a while I read something here and think, drat I wish I was that clever off the top of my head.

Today is that day.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 6 hours!
Soiled Meat
Other times I read something here and think, drat I wish I could give people atomic wedgies over the internet.

Like that.

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


Yesterday, President Smoothbrains Trump suggested waterbombing Notre Dame to put the fire out.


This is what it would look like.

Carbon dioxide
Oct 9, 2012

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 6 hours!
Soiled Meat
"Please use remaining hand to block this elevator door".

Captain Cool
Oct 23, 2004

This is a song about messin' with people who've been messin' with you
Spellcheck is not a translator

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

Dashing? But I'm not even moving!


Man door hand jar elevator door

Dirt Road Junglist
Oct 8, 2010

We will be cruel
And through our cruelty
They will know who we are

The door is a jar?

CannonFodder
Jan 26, 2001

Passion’s Wrench
I was always good at long division in school, but I don't remember a remainder like that.

Beccara
Feb 3, 2005

Dirt Road Junglist posted:

The door is a jar?

Why would you put a jar on an elevator?

Bronze Fonz
Feb 14, 2019




OSHA: When close the start dooring, do please not block them with a jar.

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


Bronze Fonz posted:

OSHA: When close the start dooring, do please not block them with a jar.

Lazyhound
Mar 1, 2004

A squid eating dough in a polyethylene bag is fast and bulbous—got me?
https://m.imgur.com/gallery/NLG7l8k

Is there a way to get imgur gallery links to embed properly?

Dirt Road Junglist
Oct 8, 2010

We will be cruel
And through our cruelty
They will know who we are

Lazyhound posted:

https://m.imgur.com/gallery/NLG7l8k

Is there a way to get imgur gallery links to embed properly?

I LOL'd, until someone in the thread said, "Washington State tags," and I :stonk:'d

Kith
Sep 17, 2009

You never learn anything
by doing it right.


https://i.imgur.com/xk0jgzJ.mp4

Bad Munki
Nov 4, 2008

We're all mad here.


https://i.imgur.com/rRyiX9w.gifv

20 Blunts
Jan 21, 2017
heheh nice

PittTheElder
Feb 13, 2012

:geno: Yes, it's like a lava lamp.

That is one confident treefuckler in the background

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸
Nice of him to avoid hitting the terrifying ghost

jobson groeth
May 17, 2018

by FactsAreUseless

iospace posted:

Yesterday, President Smoothbrains Trump suggested waterbombing Notre Dame to put the fire out.


This is what it would look like.

He did get subtweeted to all gently caress and back by the French government though.

Note that this is in English and not French.

https://twitter.com/SecCivileFrance/status/1117874924268376064

Cojawfee
May 31, 2006
I think the US is dumb for not using Celsius

Jeez why would they make these dumb hooks only wide enough to put a link in sideways. Oh well, good enough.

20 Blunts
Jan 21, 2017
as long as the parking brake was set that thing was going nowhere

Methylethylaldehyde
Oct 23, 2004

BAKA BAKA

drunkill posted:

https://i.imgur.com/kb9fNtM.mp4

1200 pages, here is to 1200 more!

You know it's something exciting happening when the ambient light in the frame goes from 'kinda overcast mid afternoon' to 'midnight in the frozen depths of deepest winter'. Also, something caught fire or exploded is also a good indicator.

tactlessbastard
Feb 4, 2001

Godspeed, post
Fun Shoe

That's not even easier than doing it correctly :downs:

tactlessbastard
Feb 4, 2001

Godspeed, post
Fun Shoe

Autistic Edgy Guy posted:

as long as the parking brake was set that thing was going nowhere

The OSHA is coming from inside the thread

IPCRESS
May 27, 2012

How is that zip tie intact? Has the trailer not moved since the load was, er, festooned (since it certainly wasn't secured) with chain?

Kith
Sep 17, 2009

You never learn anything
by doing it right.


MisterOblivious
Mar 17, 2010

by sebmojo
Here's a channel of a professional truckunfuckler:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VFJrrS1CBYg&t=4601s


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bUWHOXtjhoI

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EKDS5k
Feb 22, 2012

THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU LET YOUR BEER FREEZE, DAMNIT

IPCRESS posted:

How is that zip tie intact? Has the trailer not moved since the load was, er, festooned (since it certainly wasn't secured) with chain?

There is zero tension on any part of those chains. It may have been driven, if he didn't do any hard braking, turning, or accelerating, then it probably wouldn't move much from where it was loaded.

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