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Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish
local man drowned today after his kayak capsized and sank because he tied a diesel power generator to it

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orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



AlbieQuirky posted:

“the principality of bitcoin” is for sure owned by someone who just can’t be bothered with it

long island has been settled by europeans since the 17th century, there isn’t any terra nullius there

but i look forward to his being brought up on trespassing charges later this summer

trying to get electricity should also be an adventure

He's gonna have a hell of a time finding a lawyer who accepts bitcoin.

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out

orange juche posted:

He's gonna have a hell of a time finding a lawyer who accepts bitcoin.

now is dumpster lawyer’s time to shine

he is also in new york

Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish

AlbieQuirky posted:

now is dumpster lawyer’s time to shine

he is also in new york

but his company was crushed by the cruel bitlicence

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
I'm mining a bitcoin at macdonalds when you walk in the door and I stop mid hash. Youre dressed like youre on the run, like someone was after you. Sunglasses, a baggy dress thats only hinting at your normally magificent gunt. you walk over to me with a purpose and put a leg up on my table, smashing what was left of my fork. I stare up at your face bewlidered as i shut down my mining rig. my hand runs up your leg. soft, well moisturized skin. your leg starts off as cool and I feel the heat rise as my hand gets closer to your sex. you are white hot between your legs and slightly damp like drying strawberries, the knife edge of my hand brushes up against a chain. i stick my head under your dress like im a 19th century photographer and rip that blockchain out with my mouth, crypto still on my lips, and it flails around bloody and soggy looking like a skinned wallet. you begin gyrating your pelvis against my tongue while grabbing a fistful of my hair. you come hard as a pimply faced nocoiner is sweeping the floor beside us

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
Okay.

Schadenboner
Aug 15, 2011

by Shine

EorayMel posted:

I'm mining a bitcoin at macdonalds when you walk in the door and I stop mid hash. Youre dressed like youre on the run, like someone was after you. Sunglasses, a baggy dress thats only hinting at your normally magificent gunt. you walk over to me with a purpose and put a leg up on my table, smashing what was left of my fork. I stare up at your face bewlidered as i shut down my mining rig. my hand runs up your leg. soft, well moisturized skin. your leg starts off as cool and I feel the heat rise as my hand gets closer to your sex. you are white hot between your legs and slightly damp like drying strawberries, the knife edge of my hand brushes up against a chain. i stick my head under your dress like im a 19th century photographer and rip that blockchain out with my mouth, crypto still on my lips, and it flails around bloody and soggy looking like a skinned wallet. you begin gyrating your pelvis against my tongue while grabbing a fistful of my hair. you come hard as a pimply faced nocoiner is sweeping the floor beside us

:stare:

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



EorayMel posted:

I'm mining a bitcoin at macdonalds when you walk in the door and I stop mid hash. Youre dressed like youre on the run, like someone was after you. Sunglasses, a baggy dress thats only hinting at your normally magificent gunt. you walk over to me with a purpose and put a leg up on my table, smashing what was left of my fork. I stare up at your face bewlidered as i shut down my mining rig. my hand runs up your leg. soft, well moisturized skin. your leg starts off as cool and I feel the heat rise as my hand gets closer to your sex. you are white hot between your legs and slightly damp like drying strawberries, the knife edge of my hand brushes up against a chain. i stick my head under your dress like im a 19th century photographer and rip that blockchain out with my mouth, crypto still on my lips, and it flails around bloody and soggy looking like a skinned wallet. you begin gyrating your pelvis against my tongue while grabbing a fistful of my hair. you come hard as a pimply faced nocoiner is sweeping the floor beside us

SubG
Aug 19, 2004

It's a hard world for little things.

necrotic posted:

What's this metric based on? Number of wallets? I bet it's number of wallets.
Nah, because the number of wallets with more than dust in them is about half that, and the number of addresses with balances grossly overestimates the number of users, probably by at least an order of magnitude. In terms of actual individuals and companies actually moving poo poo on the blockchain it looks like there's somewhere between tens of thousands and low hundreds of thousands.

Places that report huge numbers of bitcoin users are typically just doing something like taking the self-reported number of users of various bitcoin businesses like exchanges and summing them up.

Weatherman
Jul 30, 2003

WARBLEKLONK

Paladinus posted:

Impossible! It's off the shore, and no American flag (with or without gold fringe) is installed there! Everyone knows that unless a flag is present on a piece of land, that land legally belongs to no country.

i thought it was something to do with mixing your ejaculate with the land

EorayMel posted:

I'm mining a bitcoin at macdonalds when you walk in the door and I stop mid hash. Youre dressed like youre on the run, like someone was after you. Sunglasses, a baggy dress thats only hinting at your normally magificent gunt. you walk over to me with a purpose and put a leg up on my table, smashing what was left of my fork. I stare up at your face bewlidered as i shut down my mining rig. my hand runs up your leg. soft, well moisturized skin. your leg starts off as cool and I feel the heat rise as my hand gets closer to your sex. you are white hot between your legs and slightly damp like drying strawberries, the knife edge of my hand brushes up against a chain. i stick my head under your dress like im a 19th century photographer and rip that blockchain out with my mouth, crypto still on my lips, and it flails around bloody and soggy looking like a skinned wallet. you begin gyrating your pelvis against my tongue while grabbing a fistful of my hair. you come hard as a pimply faced nocoiner is sweeping the floor beside us

this, basically

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



EorayMel posted:

I'm mining a bitcoin at macdonalds when you walk in the door and I stop mid hash. Youre dressed like youre on the run, like someone was after you. Sunglasses, a baggy dress thats only hinting at your normally magificent gunt. you walk over to me with a purpose and put a leg up on my table, smashing what was left of my fork. I stare up at your face bewlidered as i shut down my mining rig. my hand runs up your leg. soft, well moisturized skin. your leg starts off as cool and I feel the heat rise as my hand gets closer to your sex. you are white hot between your legs and slightly damp like drying strawberries, the knife edge of my hand brushes up against a chain. i stick my head under your dress like im a 19th century photographer and rip that blockchain out with my mouth, crypto still on my lips, and it flails around bloody and soggy looking like a skinned wallet. you begin gyrating your pelvis against my tongue while grabbing a fistful of my hair. you come hard as a pimply faced nocoiner is sweeping the floor beside us

source you are quotes

that better not be original

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



EorayMel posted:

normally magificent gunt
mods?

Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish

Midjack posted:

source you are quotes

that better not be original

C:\Users\Midjack\Documents\NotPorn\bitcoin_restaurant_fun.rtf

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



Boxturret posted:

C:\Users\Midjack\Documents\NotPorn\bitcoin_restaurant_fun.rtf

please its ~/home/midjack/Documents/NotPorn/bitcoin_restaurant_fun.odt

...!
Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?

EorayMel posted:

I'm mining a bitcoin at macdonalds when you walk in the door and I stop mid hash. Youre dressed like youre on the run, like someone was after you. Sunglasses, a baggy dress thats only hinting at your normally magificent gunt. you walk over to me with a purpose and put a leg up on my table, smashing what was left of my fork. I stare up at your face bewlidered as i shut down my mining rig. my hand runs up your leg. soft, well moisturized skin. your leg starts off as cool and I feel the heat rise as my hand gets closer to your sex. you are white hot between your legs and slightly damp like drying strawberries, the knife edge of my hand brushes up against a chain. i stick my head under your dress like im a 19th century photographer and rip that blockchain out with my mouth, crypto still on my lips, and it flails around bloody and soggy looking like a skinned wallet. you begin gyrating your pelvis against my tongue while grabbing a fistful of my hair. you come hard as a pimply faced nocoiner is sweeping the floor beside us

:wrong:

Schadenboner
Aug 15, 2011

by Shine

:right:

Chocobo
Oct 15, 2012


Here comes a new challenger!
Oven Wrangler
ok buy why

Lutha Mahtin
Oct 10, 2010

Your brokebrain sin is absolved...go and shitpost no more!

the brazil is coming from inside the thread

Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish
come on its obviously copied but with select words changed to erotic ones

Weatherman
Jul 30, 2003

WARBLEKLONK

Boxturret posted:

come on its obviously copied but with select words changed to erotic ones

which words are the erotic one`s

DerekSmartymans
Feb 14, 2005

The
Copacetic
Ascetic

Boxturret posted:

come on its obviously copied but with select words changed to erotic ones

Why did it stop? I was almost there!

ninja edit: lol at the number of years since I had an erection

...!
Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?

Boxturret posted:

come on its obviously copied but with select words changed to erotic ones

just like ur mom

Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish

Weatherman posted:

which words are the erotic one`s

"and it flails around bloody and soggy looking like a skinned wallet"

...!
Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?

Boxturret posted:

"and it flails around bloody and soggy looking like a skinned wallet"

:wrong:

Soricidus
Oct 21, 2010
freedom-hating statist shill

orange juche posted:

please its ~/home/midjack/Documents/NotPorn/bitcoin_restaurant_fun.odt

why do you have a directory called /home/orangejuche/home/midjack

Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish

Soricidus posted:

why do you have a directory called /home/orangejuche/home/midjack

:cumpolice:

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



Soricidus posted:

why do you have a directory called /home/orangejuche/home/midjack

Because you are all simulations in the advanced posting AI running on my computer.

Qwertycoatl
Dec 31, 2008

Boxturret posted:

but his company was crushed by the cruel bitlicence

if he threw out his law books when the company was crushed, a new dumpster lawyer can rise again from the trash

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

Qwertycoatl posted:

if he threw out his law books when the company was crushed, a new dumpster lawyer can rise again from the trash
It's like woods porn but gross

divabot
Jun 17, 2015

A polite little mouse!
https://twitter.com/MericanHodl/status/1117817844442361856

DerekSmartymans
Feb 14, 2005

The
Copacetic
Ascetic

Qwertycoatl posted:

if he threw out his law books when the company was crushed, a new dumpster lawyer can rise again from the trash

:chanpop:
New Dark Phoenix spoilers, please!

DerekSmartymans fucked around with this message at 10:57 on Apr 17, 2019

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



for twelve years you have been asking, who is jean grey? this is jean grey speaking. i am no longer the woman you knew. i am the woman who is fire. i am the woman who is life incarnate now and forever. if you wish to know why you are perishing, you who dread knowledge, i am the woman who burns through lies, the gaze of the phoenix is like an x-ray burning through every self-deception. i am the woman who will now tell you. you have heard it said that this is an age of apocalypse. you have said it yourself, half in fear, half in hope that the words had no meaning. you have cried that man's fiat is destroying the world and you have cursed human nature for its unwillingness to practise the virtues you demanded. since virtue, to you, consists of cryptocurrencies, you have demanded more cryptocurrencies at every successive disaster.

...!
Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?

Ghostlight posted:

for twelve years you have been asking, who is jean grey? this is jean grey speaking. i am no longer the woman you knew. i am the woman who is fire. i am the woman who is life incarnate now and forever. if you wish to know why you are perishing, you who dread knowledge, i am the woman who burns through lies, the gaze of the phoenix is like an x-ray burning through every self-deception. i am the woman who will now tell you. you have heard it said that this is an age of apocalypse. you have said it yourself, half in fear, half in hope that the words had no meaning. you have cried that man's fiat is destroying the world and you have cursed human nature for its unwillingness to practise the virtues you demanded. since virtue, to you, consists of cryptocurrencies, you have demanded more cryptocurrencies at every successive disaster.

:wrong:

Schadenboner
Aug 15, 2011

by Shine

Ghostlight posted:

for twelve years you have been asking, who is jean grey? this is jean grey speaking. i am no longer the woman you knew. i am the woman who is fire. i am the woman who is life incarnate now and forever. if you wish to know why you are perishing, you who dread knowledge, i am the woman who burns through lies, the gaze of the phoenix is like an x-ray burning through every self-deception. i am the woman who will now tell you. you have heard it said that this is an age of apocalypse. you have said it yourself, half in fear, half in hope that the words had no meaning. you have cried that man's fiat is destroying the world and you have cursed human nature for its unwillingness to practise the virtues you demanded. since virtue, to you, consists of cryptocurrencies, you have demanded more cryptocurrencies at every successive disaster.

:hmmyes:


TL;DR

gschmidl
Sep 3, 2011

watch with knife hands


You're always so negative, why not provide some :right: examples so we can learn?

CampingCarl
Apr 28, 2008




wait who are the space cats and did it get delisted?

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

CampingCarl posted:

wait who are the space cats and did it get delisted?

There are two space cats I know:
1) A goon with a dancing cat avatar who posts in the Star Citizen thread (Peter Gabriel)
2) The cat from this music video:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-zIxPUPWVq8

Paladinus fucked around with this message at 17:07 on Apr 17, 2019

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out

CampingCarl posted:

wait who are the space cats and did it get delisted?

space cat is someone called hodlonaut

bcashsv is indeed getting delisted by large exchanges

Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish
only the real satoshi would threaten to sue popular twitter cat

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Erenthal
Jan 1, 2008

A relaxing walk in the woods
Grimey Drawer
this monday someone hacked the twitter account of the swedish social democratic party (currently in power) and added a bitcoin logo to the party logotype and among other things tweeted that sweden is going to change its currency to bitcoin



this is good for bitcoin

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