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EKDS5k posted:There is zero tension on any part of those chains. It may have been driven, if he didn't do any hard braking, turning, or accelerating, then it probably wouldn't move much from where it was loaded. But the chain itself has mass.
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Darmok and Jalad at elevator
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Pigsfeet on Rye posted:Darmok and Jalad at elevator Temba, his doors wide
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 Happening right outside my house. Every spring, the state puts this string of safety floaters near the edge of the dam, to prevent people in canoes and kayaks from going over the edge. This dude straddled this extremely painful looking fence, and is now shimmying along the edge of the wall, above fast moving water, holding a string with which to pull the floors across. This dude is going for a swim. Fake edit: the floaters just went over the waterfall, and almost pulled that dude right into the water. Beautiful. Real edit: 10 minutes later, and the floaters are still hanging over the edge of the falls. The weight of them, plus the strength of the water flow, means that they can't pull them back up. They could be like this all season. null_pointer fucked around with this message at 15:48 on Apr 17, 2019 |
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Apr 17, 2019 15:42
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LOL low-head dams are OSHA as gently caress.
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They just tried to attach it to one of their pickups and broke the line. The line of bouys are trapped at the bottom of the falls, and all of them are standing around like doofuses trying to figure out what to do
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null_pointer posted:They just tried to attach it to one of their pickups and broke the line. The line of bouys are trapped at the bottom of the falls, and all of them are standing around like doofuses trying to figure out what to do
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Jesus Christ  this dude just tried to ford extremely fast moving water in order to try to get to the string of buoys, I don't know what he thought was going to happen when he got there. Fake edit: awwwwww, he gave up after only a few seconds
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This is getting dangerously close to a very ironic death.
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Why not let go of one end, then reel them all in?
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You can kind of see why, here:  One end of the string is looped around a rock or log at the bottom of the falls. These dingleberries are randomly tugging on one end of the rope, stopping, then trying again.  Aaaaaaand dude went back into the water, wandered around, and just got back out.
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I think liveposting OSHA content is a pretty new and great frontier for this thread.
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I'm the birb going whut nope lol gently caress that noise
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Megillah Gorilla posted:But the chain itself has mass. Get this: certain kinds of plastics are actually strong, not weak  That's why one pack of zip ties costs 5€ and another kind may cost 50€. Karate Bastard posted:I'm the birb going whut nope lol gently caress that noise It was flying to a tree it remembered was there only it wasn't there anymore  (Well the branches which are the useful bit for a bird weren't.)
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Leave the bouys trapped in the current forever as a demonstration of its power
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Im going to drive around, one hand on the wheel, camcorder in the other, inspecting people's trailer hitches going 80 on the freeway
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I do feel like I'm helping to break new shitposting ground. Our team, hard at work, folks:  (the smearing is just artifacting from cell phone zoom) EDIT: Taking a lunch break. I think things have stabilized and they just very well may stare at their folly for a couple hours. null_pointer fucked around with this message at 16:38 on Apr 17, 2019 |
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How cold do you think the water is?
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Cojawfee posted:How cold do you think the water is? Very, also wet.
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I would offer these idiots use of my kayak, or canoe, but they would just gently caress it up. one end of a rope to the front, one end of the rope to the back, and they could haul the dude across so he could unsnag the line. ... But then that would deny us of entertainment and or a tragic death, so who am I to do that? Edit: The water's probably about 50F? I got half a mind to go down there and measure it, after lunch.
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null_pointer posted:I do feel like I'm helping to break new shitposting ground. I can hear the extended “yeeeeps” from this picture.
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When the zoomies hit, you gotta just let them run their course.
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i see those guys haven't completed the water temple yet
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Karate Bastard posted:I'm the birb going whut nope lol gently caress that noise On the first loop, I was expecting the bird to land on it and deflect it into the house. Thankfully, it's good_OSHA.gif and not lol_OSHA.gif Also, throwing more support behind livestreaming content ITT 
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null_pointer posted:EDIT: Taking a lunch break. I think things have stabilized and they just very well may stare at their folly for a couple hours. If they're hourly I foresee about a day of hard thinking ahead of each of them.
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Blessed is the hourly in times of pressing need.
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BMan posted:whoa drat... thank god that's just a bloop that dropped in the infield. If he'd have hit that one on the nose, he'd have hit that other one on the nose.
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haveblue posted:Temba, his doors wide grover, when the walls fell
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H.P. Hovercraft posted:grover, when the walls fell bEatmstrJ, with bowed floors.
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Yes, it's like a lava lamp.
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Hey doofus, it's Baseball not the Matrix. You're supposed to catch the ball.
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The average person believed they would have Jason Bourne like reflexes in some emergency situation. These people do not observe reality.
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