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bring back old gbs
Feb 28, 2007

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
https://www.engadget.com/2019/04/16/bed-bugs-force-apple-to-temporarily-close-24-hour-fifth-avenue-s/

quote:

The 24-hour Apple Store on New York City's Fifth Avenue was visited by some unwelcome guests. Staff were ordered to double bag their belongings last Friday after a bed bug was spotted in a manager's office, the New York Post reports. Critters were spotted in the store as far back as three to four weeks ago, but the Apple Store didn't acknowledge there was a problem until last week.

yeah we knew there were bedbugs for weeks and we didn't give a poo poo, but dear lord a MANAGER may have been exposed! shut it down!

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Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:
Everytime we have a houseguest I have to fight the urge to demand a full body inspection for bug bites lest they get into my house. gently caress bedbugs I'd rather have a skunk infestation.

I'd honestly rather have a polar bear infestation.

silentsnack
Mar 19, 2009

Donald John Trump (born June 14, 1946) is the 45th and current President of the United States. Before entering politics, he was a businessman and television personality.

Outrail posted:

Everytime we have a houseguest I have to fight the urge to demand a full body inspection for bug bites lest they get into my house. gently caress bedbugs I'd rather have a skunk infestation.

I'd honestly rather have a polar bear infestation.

Well yeah at least with polar bears you know they're gone when you stop finding massive shits and dead seals everywhere.

Xand_Man
Mar 2, 2004

If what you say is true
Wutang might be dangerous


Farm Frenzy posted:

oh poo poo it turns out that teaching people basic reading comprehension isa ctually good

We ignore media literacy in schools because it makes people consume less

Main Paineframe
Oct 27, 2010

Dead Beef posted:

how is home rental a gig? you think anybody with an extra place to live is unaware of renting?

"gig" is just a shorthand for convincing members of the shrinking and dying middle class that they can retain their current social and economic status by renting their property to others any time they're not using it

layoffs, shrinking responsibilities, and wages that aren't keeping up with inflation mean you can't afford your mortgage anymore? well, if you were a real hard worker, you'd have a bunch of ~side hustles~ bringing in money to supplement your lost wages.

you thought you were doing great just working for a living? wrong, bucko! while you're at work, laboring for The Man, what are your house and car doing? they're just sitting there, not making anyone any money! if you don't want to be poor in the new gig economy, why don't you make the most of everything you own by renting it out to others from the moment you arrive at work to the second you leave work?

if you're not enough of a hustler to efficiently utilize your economic potential like that on your own, then you can just let a cool and trendy billion-dollar startup handle the logistics of rent-seeking using your underutilized property, in exchange for a cut of the profits that they get to decide and can change at any time?

Darth Walrus
Feb 13, 2012
https://twitter.com/jayrosen_nyu/status/1118230508142510080?s=21

The entire article is long, fascinating, and completely on-topic.

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:

silentsnack posted:

Well yeah at least with polar bears you know they're gone when you stop finding massive shits and dead seals everywhere.

If they get into the walls you'll need to wait for global warming to sort them out though.

Main Paineframe
Oct 27, 2010

Darth Walrus posted:

https://twitter.com/jayrosen_nyu/status/1118230508142510080?s=21

The entire article is long, fascinating, and completely on-topic.

actually it sucks

it constantly posts defensive takes from the perspective of the poor Facebook developers who, despite their best intentions and honest efforts, were being unfairly oppressed by the mainstream media and George Soros

MRC48B
Apr 2, 2012

Feranon posted:

nuke silicon valley until it glows

Max Zorin Did Nothing Wrong

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://twitter.com/EoinHiggins_/status/1112873818572374016
https://twitter.com/kbearharris/status/1112875960381136897

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


https://twitter.com/yumsalty/status/1118326844116193281

redleader
Aug 18, 2005

Engage according to operational parameters
just found my favorite take on the notre dame fire:

In light of the devastating fire at the Notre Dame de Paris, Ubisoft wants to give all gamers the chance to experience the majesty and beauty of the cathedral through Assassin's Creed Unity on PC. 

From April 18th at 02:00 to April 25th at 19:00 (your local time). you can download Assassin's Creed Unity on PC for free here, and you’ll own it forever in your Uplay games library.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
https://twitter.com/Gizmodo/status/1118563171327971329

galenanorth
May 19, 2016

This seems like good news no matter how much I feel compelled to make horror movie references like "sometimes dead is better" or imagine this as being how the zombie apocalypse starts

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

bring back old gbs posted:

https://www.engadget.com/2019/04/16/bed-bugs-force-apple-to-temporarily-close-24-hour-fifth-avenue-s/


yeah we knew there were bedbugs for weeks and we didn't give a poo poo, but dear lord a MANAGER may have been exposed! shut it down!

Luxuries like is why NYC apartments cost $3000 in rent.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Yeah, like “where is their institutional review board?”

Homocow
Apr 24, 2007

Extremely bad poster!
DO NOT QUOTE!


Pillbug
seems gross but this could lead to technologies that help save people who are brain dead, which itself challenges our definition of medical death (again)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KDqh-r8TQgs&t=152s

ghoulish as this seems these experiments lead to the development of the first heart-lung machine which is technology still used today in some cardiac surgeries

the ethics of medical experimentation is complicated to say the least

succ
Nov 11, 2016

by Cyrano4747

Can hear the simultaneous sound of all Boomer billionaires reaching for their phones to fund this research.

SardonicTyrant
Feb 26, 2016

BTICH IM A NEWT
熱くなれ夢みた明日を
必ずいつかつかまえる
走り出せ振り向くことなく
&



"Could you point to the person that did this to you?"

*Raises accusing hoof to David Cameron*

jobson groeth
May 17, 2018

by FactsAreUseless
https://twitter.com/_Nic_Lee/status/1118330555836157952

mike12345
Jul 14, 2008

"Whether the Earth was created in 7 days, or 7 actual eras, I'm not sure we'll ever be able to answer that. It's one of the great mysteries."





SardonicTyrant posted:

"Could you point to the person that did this to you?"

*Raises accusing hoof to David Cameron*

j'accoink

Pitch
Jun 16, 2005

しらんけど
I'm sure your eyes glazed over at some point scrolling down this horror but don't miss out on the fine print at the bottom revealing that this guide on how to degrade yourself for pennies was published by a payday loan company.

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

hail cgatan


I imagine getting a Payday loan with a "gig economy" job is even worse than one from a more typical job

Siamang
Nov 15, 2003
I'm surprised they omitted Clinical Connection. I guess we're not quite at the point where "human test subject" is considered a viable gig category.

aphid_licker
Jan 7, 2009


Dead Beef posted:

seems gross but this could lead to technologies that help save people who are brain dead, which itself challenges our definition of medical death (again)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KDqh-r8TQgs&t=152s

ghoulish as this seems these experiments lead to the development of the first heart-lung machine which is technology still used today in some cardiac surgeries

the ethics of medical experimentation is complicated to say the least

A pretty hefty percentage of people on heart-lung machines end up with PTSD. Turns out that it's about as horrifying as you'd expect it to be. Possibly still better than being dead, depending on what quality of life they manage to restore to you. Gotta love modern medicine.

Telsa Cola
Aug 19, 2011

No... this is all wrong... this whole operation has just gone completely sidewaysface

Platystemon posted:

Yeah, like “where is their institutional review board?”

Read the link nerd.

Tunicate
May 15, 2012

galenanorth posted:

This seems like good news no matter how much I feel compelled to make horror movie references like "sometimes dead is better" or imagine this as being how the zombie apocalypse starts

This will usher in the aporkalypse!

Maximo Roboto
Feb 4, 2012

https://twitter.com/stephaniemlee/status/1118613155620376576

jobson groeth
May 17, 2018

by FactsAreUseless

The future is here and it is using the search engine you work for to find out what communicable diseases are currently spreading through the office because management won't tell you.

agile

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

let me guess it was only the fulltime employees. the contract employees are disposable. lmao

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde
lol

https://twitter.com/TootRudi/status/1118647961494282242

Main Paineframe
Oct 27, 2010

Taintrunner posted:

let me guess it was only the fulltime employees. the contract employees are disposable. lmao

even better

they only warned people who worked in the single specific building that the measles-infected person had been in

nobody else was warned, not even full-time Googlers who worked in other buildings on the Mountain View campus

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang




rude :toot:

jobson groeth
May 17, 2018

by FactsAreUseless
https://twitter.com/Jason/status/1117871180990439425

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

okay jason I found my plan to win here it is!!!

got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747

first they came for the people juggling live grenades, and i said nothing...

LIVE AMMO COSPLAY
Feb 3, 2006

Our species will be wiped out by a deadly virus that we are capable of beating but too many people refuse the vaccine.

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:

LIVE AMMO ROLEPLAY posted:

Our species will be wiped out by a deadly virus that we are capable of beating but too many people refuse the vaccine.

Bit early for the Christmas wishes thread?

Tunicate
May 15, 2012


the term is quarantine

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Maximo Roboto
Feb 4, 2012

https://twitter.com/zhusu/status/1118680203583037440

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