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Bloody Hedgehog posted:Bespoke: Funneling hot Tar Wars up my butthole with a space cone. now THIS is pod racing!
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Apr 17, 2019 21:11
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Air Bud: The Rise of Skybarker?
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Apr 17, 2019 22:16
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I hope Palpatine is reincarnated as a Porg Sith.
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Do you think they ever found Toad in the American Graffiti universe. He was reported missing in action near An Lộc in December 1965.
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waah posted:I hope Palpatine is reincarnated as a Porg Sith. I hope they go into the death star ruins and find Palpie just living in his own filth, eating out of cans like a widower who has no idea to take care of himself. They walk into the remnants of his throne room, his back is to them, and one of them coughs to get his attention, he stumbles to his feet (obviously surprised) and promptly falls over a pile of empty wompa-meat tins. It's also revealed that he has Wicket chained to a bed. . . for reasons.
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Apr 17, 2019 23:52
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I really am genuinely tired of all these star wars
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That's OK, Star Wars Fatigue is a normal condition experienced by many, otherwise healthy men and women just like you. To counteract this embarrassing problem, expert recommend viewing the new star wars trailer 3 times daily.
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star war beta max posted:That's OK, Star Wars Fatigue is a normal condition experienced by many, otherwise healthy men and women just like you. To counteract this embarrassing problem, expert recommend viewing the new star wars trailer 3 times daily. but doctor i am the new star wars trailer
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Apr 18, 2019 00:08
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sebmojo posted:but doctor i am the new star wars trailer
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sebmojo posted:but doctor i am the new star wars trailer
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Apr 18, 2019 00:12
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sebmojo posted:but doctor i am the new star wars trailer
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Moola posted:Dark forces is way cooler than rouge wan Cooler than this? I think not! 
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Apr 18, 2019 05:03
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i like star wars mostly because of the sound and the imagery, when its doing its stuff right its like a sci fi samurai war movie with awesome music and perfect sound effects I've never really cared much about if the plot made that much sense or if the characters had a lot of depth, to me they just seemed like cool classic style archetypes
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Caesar Saladin posted:i like star wars mostly because of the sound and the imagery, when its doing its stuff right its like a sci fi samurai war movie with awesome music and perfect sound effects Like what you like and gently caress goon's opinions. Disney is a soul sucking money void, there is no doubt. But when it does things, right just like it, when it's not what you're into just ignore it. Who cares. I agree though I feel like star wars is at it's best when it's a sci fi samurai meets western gunslinger, with all the sound design and score.
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Apr 18, 2019 05:30
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sebmojo posted:but doctor i am the new star wars trailer
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Apr 18, 2019 05:35
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sebmojo posted:but doctor i am the new star wars trailer
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Caesar Saladin posted:i like star wars mostly because of the sound and the imagery, when its doing its stuff right its like a sci fi samurai war movie with awesome music and perfect sound effects Yeah. 90% of the stuff I never catch when I watch the things, it's only when I read about it later that I realize "oh that didn't make sense" or if I think about it that I realize something was dumb to make a stupid post here about it or whatever, and I always forget that "No people actually do take that poo poo pretty loving serious" as they're seeing it happen and stuff. If people started booing things in the theater or something I'd have to ask them to pause it to think about it, I think, unless Vader popped on screen wearing a nazi tutu in a ewok conga line or something equally jarring. I'm just dumb as poo poo when it comes to that. And most other things. Everything.
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Apr 18, 2019 05:57
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Caesar Saladin posted:i like star wars mostly because of the sound and the imagery, when its doing its stuff right its like a sci fi samurai war movie with awesome music and perfect sound effects I am impressed by sounds and images, too, for like you I am a baby it's fine to enjoy good spectacles the big fight in phantom menace is great even if the other 90% of that movie is terrible and mostly boring badly-produced bullshit
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I have a soft spot for how good the spaceships and zap zaps are in Star Trek: Into Darkness despite that movie being completely loving stupid.
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QuarkJets posted:I am impressed by sounds and images, too, for like you I am a baby sound and image are the most important parts of all movies, its pretty much the definition of the medium, moving images and sounds played at the same time
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Apr 18, 2019 07:28
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the scene where doctor Frankenstein reanimates the monster and shouts "IT'S ALIVE" except the doctor is mickey mouse, the corpse is Carrie Fisher, igor is jj Abrams and instead of a thunderbolt it's a shower of money
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Apr 18, 2019 07:32
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Caesar Saladin posted:sound and image are the most important parts of all movies, its pretty much the definition of the medium, moving images and sounds played at the same time You simple fool. Todays teens care not for your images and sound, they want to know how the trade delegations are going, or if the strong powerful goddess-leader has the right shade of purple hair to prove she's the wokest commander ever.
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Apr 18, 2019 07:34
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I must see and hear jar jar's face getting farted on by a space camel
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Apr 18, 2019 07:37
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The images and sounds are good when they combine to create a sense of drama, which is something the original three were all very good at and the rest range anywhere from not very good to extremely loving bad. They don't need to delve deep into metaphysics and philosophy or have an insanely complicated plot or whatever the gently caress, they just need to make you care what the characters are doing
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QuarkJets posted:I must see and hear jar jar's face getting farted on by a space camel I gotchu fam https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bXaDtAtpLPs
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Caesar Saladin posted:sound and image are the most important parts of all movies, its pretty much the definition of the medium, moving images and sounds played at the same time You’re thinking of talkies. All that’s required for movies is imagery.
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Bloody Hedgehog posted:You simple fool. Todays teens care not for your images and sound, they want to know how the trade delegations are going, or if the strong powerful goddess-leader has the right shade of purple hair to prove she's the wokest commander ever. They need to make a new Star Wars video game that is nothing but political debates and trade disputes. It'll be like Wall Street Kid but with space mans.
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Apr 18, 2019 08:10
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KillerJunglist posted:They need to make a new Star Wars video game that is nothing but political debates and trade disputes. It'll be like Wall Street Kid but with space mans. Jedi Kings
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Apr 18, 2019 08:11
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love it when the lightsabers ccome out and go "vwoom"
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I just wanna see if Chewbacca has a hairy human dick or a red rocket like a dog.
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Apr 18, 2019 09:15
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Harsh But True posted:I just wanna see if Chewbacca has a hairy human dick or a red rocket like a dog. Chewbacca is female but identifies as male and the other characters respect his pronouns
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Harsh But True posted:I just wanna see if Chewbacca has a hairy human dick or a red rocket like a dog. Like any respectable man, Chewbacca has a cloaca.
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Mozi posted:Air Bud: The Rise of Skybarker? There's no rule that says a dog CAN'T be Jedi..
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Moola posted:There's no rule that says a dog CAN'T be Jedi.. Seeing the dog get promoted to full member of the Jedi council before he did is what finally drove Anakin over the edge.
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The problem with being driven over the edge is you no longer have the high ground
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Moola posted:The problem with being driven over the edge is you no longer have the high ground If only Darth Maul had the high ground, he would have whipped those Jedi good.
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QuarkJets posted:I must see and hear jar jar's face getting farted on by a space camel its like I'm really there
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Universe Master posted:If only Darth Maul had the high ground, he would have whipped those Jedi good. It's over Maul, I have the low ground!
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Applewhite posted:Seeing the dog get promoted to full member of the Jedi council before he did is what finally drove Anakin over the edge. The little dog walks in, wearing a little jedi robe and a tiny light saber. The council smiles and claps. Mace Windu: "Yeeeeeeeeeaaaaa! All right, yeah!"
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