Nintendo Switch: Today we're debating the best controllers to shove up your ass.

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Lodin: Jul 31, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

Also, you can finally toss away your smelly old NES because someone managed to make a perfectly accurate version of Super Mario Bros 1 on the Commodore 64. Lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4IWLf1bQwI4

# ? Apr 19, 2019 21:48

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# ? Jun 6, 2024 11:57

bushisms.txt: May 26, 2004; Scroll, then. There are other posts than these.

Small update on that Retro game teaser in Reggie's going away picture

Someone is speculating that there is a matching hand on the opposite side of the picture, hidden behind the oddly tilted notebook, specifically a blue one, to match the joycons.

# ? Apr 19, 2019 22:28

Mister Facetious: Apr 21, 2007; I think I died and woke up in L.A.,
I don't know how I wound up in this place...

Gianna Sisters already exists though?

# ? Apr 19, 2019 22:28

bushisms.txt: May 26, 2004; Scroll, then. There are other posts than these.

Mister Facetious posted:

Gianna Sisters already exists though?

That YouTube info comments specially shits on the Gianna sisters

# ? Apr 19, 2019 22:29

homeless snail: Mar 14, 2007

Giana sisters loving sucked

# ? Apr 19, 2019 22:42

Mister Facetious: Apr 21, 2007; I think I died and woke up in L.A.,
I don't know how I wound up in this place...

When the local Boys and Girls Club only has Commodore 64s, you work with what you got.

# ? Apr 19, 2019 22:50

Knorth: Aug 19, 2014; Buglord

bushisms.txt posted:

We played through the boxy demo last night, and it's definitely the next coop game on my list. Nothing like arguing over how many boxes not to use.

"Just jump on me" was yelled a lot.

This sounds delightful, have to keep this game in mind

# ? Apr 19, 2019 23:01

homeless snail: Mar 14, 2007

That's when you play Jumpman instead, and throw Giana Sisters in the garbage

# ? Apr 19, 2019 23:02

dodecahardon: Oct 20, 2008

bushisms.txt posted:

Small update on that Retro game teaser in Reggie's going away picture

Someone is speculating that there is a matching hand on the opposite side of the picture, hidden behind the oddly tilted notebook, specifically a blue one, to match the joycons.

Reggie's got a pretty sweet prosthetic butt.

# ? Apr 19, 2019 23:16

Beve Stuscemi: Jun 6, 2001

Reggie, don�t gently caress the butt

# ? Apr 19, 2019 23:22

homeless snail: Mar 14, 2007

Jim Silly-Balls posted:

Reggie, don�t gently caress the butt

Reggie is retired, he can gently caress the butt if he wants to

# ? Apr 19, 2019 23:25

Huxley: Oct 10, 2012; Grimey Drawer

How are you all seeing that playtime rank screen? I updated but can't find it.

# ? Apr 19, 2019 23:25

Beve Stuscemi: Jun 6, 2001

homeless snail posted:

Reggie is retired, he can gently caress the butt if he wants to

Buddy, they won�t even let miamoto gently caress it

# ? Apr 19, 2019 23:33

Shammypants: May 25, 2004; Let me tell you about true luxury.

It's the anniversary of Amazon ending "no rush delivery" 1 dollar credits being used on Nintendo eshop cards. Between that and the old 20% off bonus I got like a dozen physical games free. RIP in pieces

# ? Apr 19, 2019 23:38

SeANMcBAY: Jun 28, 2006; Look on the bright side.

Dr. VooDoo posted:

The GameCube game that deserves a remake the most is Chibi-Robo what the gently caress

Imagine a new one that�s actually in the style of the original.

# ? Apr 19, 2019 23:42

Chronojam: Feb 20, 2006; This is me on vacation in Amsterdam
Never be afraid of being yourself!

Fun Times! posted:

Can the switch handle a 400GB sd? I thought bigger cards started introducing problems.

Formatted right, even an ancient 3ds should handle a big card just fine

# ? Apr 19, 2019 23:47

Heath: Apr 30, 2008; 🍂🎃🏞️💦

Jim Silly-Balls posted:

Buddy, they won’t even let miamoto gently caress it

I appreciate this

# ? Apr 19, 2019 23:51

Inzombiac: Mar 19, 2007; PARTY ALL NIGHT

EAT BRAINS ALL DAY

Dawn of Survivors
My stone axe broke on the first barrier and the second one needs another stone axe to break it.

I have a fireman's axe but that doesn't work.

GOOD GAME.

# ? Apr 20, 2019 00:05

AlphaKeny1: Feb 17, 2006

Huxley posted:

How are you all seeing that playtime rank screen? I updated but can't find it.

Go all the way to the right to see all the software . Then there should be a dropdown menu where you can select your sorting criteria.

I have mine sorted by recently played. If I sort by total playtime, disgaea is up there but I know I'll never play it again.

# ? Apr 20, 2019 00:13

bushisms.txt: May 26, 2004; Scroll, then. There are other posts than these.

Inzombiac posted:

Dawn of Survivors
My stone axe broke on the first barrier and the second one needs another stone axe to break it.

I have a fireman's axe but that doesn't work.

GOOD GAME.

How did you get a firemans axe? And at the beginning, it seemed like they gave me just enough to get through everything. Resources are weird in the game. I just stopped for the day after going for one of the dynamic spawns, dying and coming back to see it had rotated so i couldn't grab my stuff. Lost 3 guns and all kinds of stuff.

Gonna keep playing though, it saved my base, just have to recraft everything, bags included.

# ? Apr 20, 2019 00:17

Inzombiac: Mar 19, 2007; PARTY ALL NIGHT

EAT BRAINS ALL DAY

bushisms.txt posted:

How did you get a firemans axe? And at the beginning, it seemed like they gave me just enough to get through everything. Resources are weird in the game. I just stopped for the day after going for one of the dynamic spawns, dying and coming back to see it had rotated so i couldn't grab my stuff. Lost 3 guns and all kinds of stuff.

Gonna keep playing though, it saved my base, just have to recraft everything, bags included.

It was in a cubbard.
I found the ace it wanted me to have. It's right next to the pallet but the circle doesn't show up right away.

Got into construction and the game seems pretty neat so far. Janky and low-poly but pretty alright.

# ? Apr 20, 2019 00:22

Huxley: Oct 10, 2012; Grimey Drawer

AlphaKeny1 posted:

Go all the way to the right to see all the software . Then there should be a dropdown menu where you can select your sorting criteria.

I have mine sorted by recently played. If I sort by total playtime, disgaea is up there but I know I'll never play it again.

Thanks!

# ? Apr 20, 2019 01:00

Heath: Apr 30, 2008; 🍂🎃🏞️💦

Cuphead good

# ? Apr 20, 2019 01:01

Tall Tale Teller: May 20, 2003; Grave? Shovel! Let's go.

Heath posted:

Cuphead good

Cuphead good. Cuphead beautiful. Cuphead hard.

Had to put Cuphead down because my five year old doesn�t need to know what �shitfaced rear end master gently caress brain� means.

# ? Apr 20, 2019 02:00

Guilty: May 3, 2003; Ask me about how people having a bad reaction to MSG makes them racist, because I've never heard of gluten sensitivity

Fun Times! posted:

Can the switch handle a 400GB sd? I thought bigger cards started introducing problems.

Currently got one in my switch, working like a dream

# ? Apr 20, 2019 02:05

Waltzing Along: Jun 14, 2008; There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here

Tall Tale Teller posted:

Cuphead good. Cuphead beautiful. Cuphead hard.

Had to put Cuphead down because my five year old doesn�t need to know what �shitfaced rear end master gently caress brain� means.

He already does.

# ? Apr 20, 2019 02:10

Dr. VooDoo: May 4, 2006

SeANMcBAY posted:

Imagine a new one that�s actually in the style of the original.

I do imagine. It�s my most wanted Nintendo sequel :negative:

# ? Apr 20, 2019 02:26

japtor: Oct 28, 2005

psylent posted:

I've only ever played 2D Marios. NES/SNES/DS - I got Mario:O with my Switch because everyone was raving about it and I'd never tried a 3D platformer.

I could see that it was a good game for people who like that sort of thing, but I felt like I was just being forced to do busy work in order to progress. It turns out I don't like 3D platformers.

Wonder if you�d like 3D Land (3DS) or 3D World (Wii U), they feel a lot more like 2D Mario games in 3D than the others. The rest pretty much build on the Mario 64 formula, which changed things up a lot (and became the archetype for all other 3D platformers?), like I�d say there�s a big emphasis on exploration and collecting. So I�m not sure you necessarily dislike 3D platformers in general, or just those common aspects of them.

What I'm saying is that I want 3D Land and 3D World on Switch.

# ? Apr 20, 2019 02:28

Detective No. 27: Jun 7, 2006

It's weird that SM3DW is it's own game type in Super Mario Maker 2. I figured it would have just been integrated all the assets into New Super Mario Bros's game type.

# ? Apr 20, 2019 02:31

SeANMcBAY: Jun 28, 2006; Look on the bright side.

Detective No. 27 posted:

It's weird that SM3DW is it's own game type in Super Mario Maker 2. I figured it would have just been integrated all the assets into New Super Mario Bros's game type.

They�re not really alike that much. I�m glad it�s in since it pretty much supersedes the NSMBU theme in every way except for maybe wall jump heavy levels.

# ? Apr 20, 2019 02:34

Jimbozig: Sep 30, 2003; I like sharing and ice cream and animals.

Tall Tale Teller posted:

Cuphead good. Cuphead beautiful. Cuphead hard.

Had to put Cuphead down because my five year old doesn’t need to know what “shitfaced rear end master gently caress brain” means.

Same but for hollow knight and "suck my loving balls, Nightmare King Grimm"

# ? Apr 20, 2019 02:35

KICK BAMA KICK: Mar 2, 2009

Dawn of Survivors: Is there a "log off" in the menus somewhere or do I just exit the game from the home screen?

Seems OK for $2. I mean you can see why it's $2 but whatever, I always want to try one of these and never do but did cause again, it's $2.

# ? Apr 20, 2019 03:03

Amorphous Abode: Apr 2, 2010; We may have finally found unobtainium but I will never find eywa.

If you had spent an extra dollar you could be playing Downwell right now.

# ? Apr 20, 2019 03:29

KICK BAMA KICK: Mar 2, 2009

The Silver Snail posted:

If you had spent an extra dollar you could be playing Downwell right now.

Oh I have, best value on the Switch by miles, recommend to everyone.

I just exited DoS and started it again and it seems like that's just how you do it?

# ? Apr 20, 2019 03:31

Ibram Gaunt: Jul 22, 2009

I picked up Chocobo's Dungeon and it's pretty good but good god is the loading atrocious. Dunno if it's like this on the ps4 version but I'm really regretting getting it on switch so far.

# ? Apr 20, 2019 03:31

bushisms.txt: May 26, 2004; Scroll, then. There are other posts than these.

KICK BAMA KICK posted:

Dawn of Survivors: Is there a "log off" in the menus somewhere or do I just exit the game from the home screen?

Seems OK for $2. I mean you can see why it's $2 but whatever, I always want to try one of these and never do but did cause again, it's $2.

Yeah, I just shut off the switch and hope for the best. No save button or even a symbol that shows it's saving, so whatever.

# ? Apr 20, 2019 04:29

BigHead: Jul 25, 2003; Huh?; Nap Ghost

How is Dragon's Dogma? Had anyone put in any time on pc? I like skyrim, it seems a bit like that so I'll get it, but not if someone says it sucks balls.

# ? Apr 20, 2019 04:53

Barudak: May 7, 2007

BigHead posted:

How is Dragon's Dogma? Had anyone put in any time on pc? I like skyrim, it seems a bit like that so I'll get it, but not if someone says it sucks balls.

Its action Wizardry, the game series not spell casting in general, although I dont think anybody knows yet how the switch port works.

# ? Apr 20, 2019 05:00

Volte: Oct 4, 2004; woosh woosh

BigHead posted:

How is Dragon's Dogma? Had anyone put in any time on pc? I like skyrim, it seems a bit like that so I'll get it, but not if someone says it sucks balls.

As a total non-completionist (i.e. I have a tough time actually seeing a game through to the end in most cases before moving onto a different game) I did every single quest in the game + DLC and got to level infinity (200) on PC without having to push myself at all. It's one of my favourite games of all time and I will probably pick it up on Switch and do it again at some point. It's kind of like Skyrim, but it's not a great comparison. It's an open-world game, but the world essentially revolves around the one major city. Unlike Skyrim where there are umpteen different nondescript caves and a million sidequests, you can easily do every single quest in Dragon's Dogma and you will get to know every single area in the game if you do so. The combat is great, the class system is rewarding, and the gameplay loop is addictive. I highly recommend it.

But the first hour or so of the game is kind of a tedious tutorial section. There's a really slow wagon escort quest that caps off the tutorial, after which the game becomes great. So if you grab it, don't judge it until after you've finished that quest.

Volte fucked around with this message at 05:10 on Apr 20, 2019

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# ? Jun 6, 2024 11:57

Fun Times!: Dec 26, 2010

Don't forget to smack the wagon to make it go faster

# ? Apr 20, 2019 05:16

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