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Or the picture was found on the internet, or taken by the poster after buying it from a store, and that story didn't happen, but was made up for twee lolrandom points.
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# ? Apr 17, 2019 05:40 |
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Well, yes, I expect none of it actually did happen. Just saying, if a homeless person did give you a sword for nothing, it probably wouldn't be worth getting excited about, and all those other Tumblr people haven't thought about it very hard. Or they have, but they don't have the heart to say "whyever would a homeless person who couldn't afford food give away a perfectly good sword?" so they pretend it's awesome, and the cycle of poo poo not happening continues.
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# ? Apr 17, 2019 05:48 |
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Hahaha homeless people are so wacky and random
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# ? Apr 17, 2019 06:22 |
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He probably just mistook Merlin for a homeless guy. Easy to do with the beard and all.
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# ? Apr 17, 2019 07:02 |
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ilmucche posted:I've never been to a game where the home team was played first yeah, I'm pretty sure it's the Away team first. I also think it's kinda dumb to play the national anthem(s) in a league where only 2 countries participate, but some people seem to like it, so I just tune in 15 minutes after the game "starts".
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# ? Apr 17, 2019 15:35 |
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CordlessPen posted:yeah, I'm pretty sure it's the Away team first. Whoops yeah you're right, i got it backwards
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# ? Apr 17, 2019 15:38 |
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CordlessPen posted:yeah, I'm pretty sure it's the Away team first. We should start playing the national anthems of all the european players on each team as well.
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# ? Apr 17, 2019 16:10 |
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Edgar Allen Ho posted:We should start playing the national anthems of all the european players on each team as well. what do you have against the national anthems of the Dominican Republic, Venezuela, Curaçao, Japan, and South Korea (beisból!)
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# ? Apr 17, 2019 16:40 |
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https://www.reddit.com/r/entitledparents/comments/bcwcle/em_wants_to_steal_my_birthday_cake_my_mother/quote:EM wants to steal my Birthday Cake. My Mother, terrifies her kid and her into backing of.
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# ? Apr 17, 2019 19:27 |
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That story broke my brain. According to the comments, this is the brand of cake they were fighting over. I've never been to Waitrose, any UK people want to chime in on whether this cake is worth committing assault over?
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# ? Apr 17, 2019 20:46 |
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It's a pretty cool looking cake. I could see a small child flipping out if they were promised one and not getting it. None of the rest seems likely.
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# ? Apr 17, 2019 20:59 |
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hyperhazard posted:That story broke my brain. According to the comments, this is the brand of cake they were fighting over. I've never been to Waitrose, any UK people want to chime in on whether this cake is worth committing assault over? It looks DISGUISING to me.
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# ? Apr 17, 2019 21:10 |
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Was that written by an American trying to pretend to be from the UK or something? 'grossery store'? 'Mommy'? Or was it just edited into the loving house style of nonsense? Waitrose is indeed overpriced. That is the only true thing in that whole pile of poo poo.
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# ? Apr 17, 2019 21:23 |
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hyperhazard posted:That story broke my brain. According to the comments, this is the brand of cake they were fighting over. I've never been to Waitrose, any UK people want to chime in on whether this cake is worth committing assault over? I'm in the UK and waitrose is terribly mediocre. Also, in general, their baked goods are pretty flavorless, they always require something to boost it up. But to be fair, outside of London the UK is quite grim so I can completely see someone committing assault over a flavorless sweet.
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# ? Apr 17, 2019 21:40 |
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Guilty posted:I'm in the UK and waitrose is terribly mediocre. Also, in general, their baked goods are pretty flavorless, they always require something to boost it up. That type of green food colouring will turn your poo green as well if consumed in large enough quantities just a heads up
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# ? Apr 17, 2019 21:52 |
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In my elementary school there was a bathroom with a gigantic light green poo poo permanently stuck to the bottom of one of the toilets. No matter how much or what you flushed, that almost teal log was just straight up welded to the bottom and everything else would just flush right past it. It was still there after I went to junior high. We called it the "pickle poop" Well that's my story
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# ? Apr 17, 2019 21:59 |
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NtotheTC posted:That type of green food colouring will turn your poo green as well if consumed in large enough quantities just a heads up Dang dawg I was already sold, you can stop selling me on it
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# ? Apr 17, 2019 22:05 |
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NtotheTC posted:That type of green food colouring will turn your poo green as well if consumed in large enough quantities just a heads up Wish I was bougie enough for that rainbow poop
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# ? Apr 17, 2019 23:47 |
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NtotheTC posted:That type of green food colouring will turn your poo green as well if consumed in large enough quantities just a heads up The med students put methyl blue (or whatever it's) in pea soup and serve it to new students and then they piss blue it's very droll I hear. I only associated with med students because they had a fridge full of spiritus fortis.
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# ? Apr 17, 2019 23:49 |
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NtotheTC posted:That type of green food colouring will turn your poo green as well if consumed in large enough quantities just a heads up Is that the same kind of food coloring as the purple coloring in ube junk food or Mt Dew Pitch Black that turns poo green? Because that owns.
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# ? Apr 18, 2019 02:55 |
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My birthday cake since I was 10 has been a tie-dyed cake. Lots of food coloring, and that green is definitely poo poo that happened.
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# ? Apr 18, 2019 10:42 |
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Eating a kilo of roast beetroot results in very alarming wee the next day.
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# ? Apr 18, 2019 11:09 |
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The more alarming thing is that you ate a kilo of roast beetroot.
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# ? Apr 18, 2019 11:28 |
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When I was like four or five, pickled beets were one of my all time favorite foods. I once ate so many pickled beets that my poop turned a very vibrant fuchsia and my mom took me to the hospital.
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# ? Apr 18, 2019 17:39 |
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Edgar Allen Ho posted:If you are in a mixed group during US team/canadian team NHL game it is the law to obnoxiously scream along to your anthem imo I was at a Leafs/Hurricanes game a while back and the crowd was booing the Canadian national anthem almost loud enough to drown it out. Boy that was lovely.
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# ? Apr 18, 2019 18:42 |
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# ? Apr 19, 2019 00:35 |
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Are there a bunch of missing tweets or something? Even for stdh that doesn't make any sense
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# ? Apr 19, 2019 00:38 |
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ghost emoji posted:When I was like four or five, pickled beets were one of my all time favorite foods. I once ate so many pickled beets that my poop turned a very vibrant fuchsia and my mom took me to the hospital. Pickled beets is good food but yeah they make you dump out some very interesting colors when your body is done with them.
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# ? Apr 19, 2019 00:44 |
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Garrand posted:Are there a bunch of missing tweets or something? Even for stdh that doesn't make any sense https://twitter.com/RubinReport/status/1118925456215027712 The only thing missing is a confirmation on tape that Rubin has carefully advised against doing.
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# ? Apr 19, 2019 00:47 |
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RNG posted:I was at a Leafs/Hurricanes game a while back and the crowd was booing the Canadian national anthem almost loud enough to drown it out. Boy that was lovely. This is why the world hates America.
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# ? Apr 19, 2019 00:52 |
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Garrand posted:Are there a bunch of missing tweets or something? Even for stdh that doesn't make any sense It reads to me like a professor in a 'critical thinking and logic' class told people not to attend a show because the presenter was spreading hate speech, but the professor has never actually seen any material from that person, they just heard they were spreading hate speech. I guess the person tweeting is annoyed because how can you teach critical thinking, then make an opinionated statement about material you've never actually seen? I don't know who any of these people are so maybe I'm missing something too.
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# ? Apr 19, 2019 05:38 |
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Whats difficult to understand about those tweets? I think there's a typo (it should say "I'm never taking this class again" instead of "teaching" I think?) but otherwise it's a pretty standard bs story about a radical sjw lefty professor being called out by a student who reveals the professor is irrationally and uncritically biased against facts and logic
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# ? Apr 19, 2019 06:07 |
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But no, the line says "the professor said 'because of people like you I'm never teaching this class again!'" It's explicitly the professor running away from the class for no discernible reason.
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# ? Apr 19, 2019 06:21 |
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Garrand posted:But no, the line says "the professor said 'because of people like you I'm never teaching this class again!'" It's explicitly the professor running away from the class for no discernible reason. Ah you're right. Then it's because a student challenged him and he's too fragile to deal with it
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# ? Apr 19, 2019 06:42 |
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ToxicSlurpee posted:Pickled beets is good food but yeah they make you dump out some very interesting colors when your body is done with them. I’m hot for you, baby. I’m a pickled beet.
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# ? Apr 19, 2019 07:39 |
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NtotheTC posted:That type of green food colouring will turn your poo green as well if consumed in large enough quantities just a heads up Challenge accepted, brb
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# ? Apr 19, 2019 12:14 |
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bike tory posted:Ah you're right. Then it's because a student challenged him and he's too fragile to deal with it It’s a non-religious version of the Jack Chick tract where a biology professor quits the field because a student proves to him that evolution isn’t real. https://www.chick.com/products/tract?stk=0055
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# ? Apr 19, 2019 14:31 |
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From the IOSM thread As someone said there, the least believable parts are, 1) Him going to a pub, and 2) him having a friend.
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# ? Apr 20, 2019 00:50 |
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burial posted:I’m hot for you, baby. I’m a pickled beet. Just so you know, I read this to the tune of Rob Zombie's "Superbeast." If I had to do that, so does everyone else.
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That seems fair.
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