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Billzasilver
Nov 8, 2016

I lift my drink and sing a song

for who knows if life is short or long?


Man's life is like the morning dew

past days many, future days few

Yeah, imagine thinking a manga that has puck could be 100% grimdark edge sad

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ChaseSP
Mar 25, 2013



Puck is why it's so dark, fight me.

Hodgepodge
Jan 29, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 224 days!

Crabtree posted:

Sure, but the dream has to die and we need to see his face as it does. Griffith said it himself "Men live and die by their dreams" and no wound by the Dragonslayer could match his Kingdom falling around him.

I'm thinking rather than an external event, Miura might take a page from Alexander the Great and have people get tired of living in Griffith's power fantasy and want to just, you know, live.

Viridiant
Nov 7, 2009

Big PP Energy

Crabtree posted:

Sure, but the dream has to die and we need to see his face as it does. Griffith said it himself "Men live and die by their dreams" and no wound by the Dragonslayer could match his Kingdom falling around him.

I somehow misread "Griffith" in the last part of your post as "Guts" and so thought you meant Guts was going to go Apostle because of Casca.

So y'know I got a wildly different reading of what you were actually going for, my bad!

WeedlordGoku69
Feb 12, 2015

by Cyrano4747

Torquemadras posted:

Holy loving poo poo

If anyone could nail the look of the Slug Count and all his spawns, it's del Toro

It will never happen, but if it does, I hope it's just as gruesome and gory as the manga

Hey, I'm writing a treatment. If y'all wanna see what I have so far, I'm down to show it off (unless anyone smarter tells me that's a bad idea). It'd be cool if we end up being the ones to make it happen!

Torquemadras
Jun 3, 2013

LORD OF BOOTY posted:

Hey, I'm writing a treatment. If y'all wanna see what I have so far, I'm down to show it off (unless anyone smarter tells me that's a bad idea). It'd be cool if we end up being the ones to make it happen!

*checking my giant, skull-shaped wristwatch indicating the time until next Berserk chapter*
*the 12 reads "ETERNAL TORMENT" instead of time, but the single sword-shaped clock hand points at "About a week???"... for now*

Go right ahead, buddy

But take note that there's a chance I'm significantly dumber than you, so I can't tell if that'd be a bad idea

David D. Davidson
Nov 17, 2012

Orca lady?
I have some of my own thoughts on a live action Berserk project too, go ahead and post.

Crabtree
Oct 17, 2012

ARRRGH! Get that wallet out!
Everybody: Lowtax in a Pickle!
Pickle! Pickle! Pickle! Pickle!

Dinosaur Gum
Just post dude. I've already come out and said that any live action berserk stuff needs to be old school puppet and animatronic monsters so the fighting isn't just a mess of cgi and obvious people alone in a green room.

WeedlordGoku69
Feb 12, 2015

by Cyrano4747
I've only got a chunk of the Snake Lord part done, but here it is, for better or worse. Keep in mind it's a first draft- some of the dialogue sounds a little clunky to my ear, but I'll have to finish it up and do a full pass first.

quote:

A busy town center- the town of Koka. Wagons and pedestrians litter the streets; we note one carrying a load of distressed-looking women and children. A hulking man walks through the town gates and down the main street; while he wears a rough, tattered cloak to hide his identity, his size, the massive sword strapped to his back, and the metal apparatus that replaces his left forearm give him away. This is Guts. He approaches the town’s tavern and enters.
The tavern is busy as ever; men laugh, drink, and discuss current events. Guts silently looks around as he walks through the doors, making note of four rough-looking men who seem to be tormenting a tied-up fairy-like creature by throwing knives at it.

“I feel sorry for that elf,” another patron comments quietly.

“There’s nothing we can do about it,” his friend, sitting by him, replies. “Not even the Lord-Mayor can touch them. Best not to get involved.” He looks away and meets Guts’ gaze, who smirks slightly.

The focus returns to Guts as he walks up to the bar, where the tavern-keeper sweeps dutifully. Guts produces a bag of coins and hands it over, unprompted.

“I’m gonna mess up your shop a little bit,” he says calmly. The tavern keeper looks down at the bag, confused, and then looks up at Guts again, just in time to notice the massive warrior producing a small crossbow, changing his expression from one of confusion to one of absolute alarm.

The rogues continue tormenting the elf, who thrashes against his bonds and makes empty threats against him. Just as one is about to throw another knife, however, a crossbow bolt embeds itself in the side of his head, and he falls face-down onto the table, twitching slightly. The others pause; even the elf is shocked out of his immediate fear by the sight. One of them nudges him.

“Igor? Igor!” the nudging rogue calls out. He looks up and prepares to draw his sword. “Who the hell-“ he begins asking, interrupted by four more crossbow bolts, one penetrating his eye and the others penetrating his neck. Blood sprays across the room as he falls; another rogue in full armor takes one in the eye-slit of his helmet, two in the neck, and two through his armor. The remaining bandit looks around at his dead companions, and then looks back at the source of the bolts; he sees Guts, leaned against a wall and grimacing at him.

The bandit draws his sword as if to charge, but merely stands, frozen in fear; a bolt penetrates straight through his nose, and he goes to the ground, clutching his face and screaming in agony as blood pours. Guts walks up and grabs the arrow by the fletching, staring down at him in disgust.

“You’re one of the thugs from Koka Castle, aren’t you?” Guts says, calmly. The bandit just stares and wheezes in response, prompting Guts to wrench the arrow to the side, spraying blood onto his armor and cloak. “Answer me.”

“Yes… sir…” the bandit says, delirious from pain, attempting to emphasize the “sir.” Guts smirks.

“All right, then I suppose you can deliver a message to your boss for me?” Guts says. The bandit groans in pain.

“Wha… what message?” the bandit asks, his voice distorted by the appliance through his nose. Guts puts his face close to the bandit’s, as if to whisper in his ear.

“The Black Swordsman has come,” Guts says. The elf looks up, an expression of alarm spreading across his face.

“Behind you!” it yells. Guts removes his sword, spins around, and swings it from upwards, revealing its massive size to the viewer and bisecting a stunned would-be attacker in a spray of blood and organs. He looks over to the man with the arrow through his nose, still splayed out in agony before him.

“I’m counting on you,” Guts says to the injured man.

Title card on black.

We cut from the title card to Guts walking through an alleyway, the blood from the fight still staining him. The elf, having freed himself from his bonds, flies over behind, attempting to catch up.

“Listen, if you’re gonna save someone, you don’t just leave ‘em tied up there like that,” the elf says. “You’re supposed to follow it through to the end, you know!” He waits for a response. “Oh, yeah, I’m Puck,” he introduces himself, a slightly embarrassed look overtaking him. “Nice to meet’cha.”

Puck, the elf, explains his predicament: he’d been traveling with a group of performers, but when the bandits from the tavern attacked them, he was taken, locked in a birdcage, and used as a plaything by them. He explains that the Lord-Mayor of the town had made a deal with their leader; in exchange for tribute from the townspeople of Koka, the bandits wouldn’t attack.

A pause. Puck notes that the bandits will likely start attacking again as a result of Guts’ actions in the tavern, and advises that Guts should probably leave as soon as possible. As he’s saying this and attempting to land on Guts’ shoulder, Guts reaches his hand up and swats Puck.

“That hurt! What’d you do that for?” Puck exclaims. Guts stares at him darkly in response.

“Don’t touch me, or I’ll squash you,” he states, flatly, agitating Puck. As he turns his head to the front, he sees a crowd of soldiers beginning to form, pointing bows and crossbows at him.

“See, I told ya,” Puck says. “Well, gotta go.” Puck flies off. Guts glares at him, then back at the soldiers.

Black.

A shed at the Lord-Mayor’s manor. The musty air is almost visible as we hear the sound of dripping. A cut reveals the source of the dripping: Guts’ chest, covered in fresh lacerations and cuts. A whip strikes him, creating another with a spray of blood; Guts doesn’t even respond.

We see Guts from the back, revealing his torturer, a portly, bald man.

“You’re a stubborn bastard, you know that?” the torturer asks. “Ain’tcha gonna make even a little noise?” The torturer is very visibly frustrated by the lack of results from his actions, and shouts incomprehensibly as he prepares to whip Guts yet again; as he lifts the whip, an old man appears in the doorway, flanked by soldiers.

“Stop!” the old man yells. The torturer looks at him, irritated. “That’s enough for now,” the old man insists, and the torturer puts the whip down.

We cut over to a table, where Guts’ crossbow and sword, along with throwing knives and a whole heap of other instruments of violence are kept. “That stockpile of weapons… does it belong to this man?” the old man asks.

“Yes, Lord-Mayor,” the torturer responds. “Enough to start his own war, the crazy bastard.” The Lord-Mayor walks up to Guts, and picks his head up by the chin.

“Are you a mercenary?” the Lord-Mayor asks. Guts stares him in the eyes, silent. The Lord-Mayor lets go. “You’ve done a terrible thing, you know. Because you murdered those men, this town might very well be destroyed,” he explains, anger in his voice. Guts smirks.

“Are you telling me that those guards standing there are scarecrows?” Guts asks, looking at the guards flanking the entrance. One of them raises his spear, but is calmed by the Lord-Mayor’s gesture.

“You have no idea how horrible he is,” the Lord-Mayor explains. “The ruler of those men. He… that thing… is something from the very depths of the Pit. No one can kill him.” A pause. “At least, not anyone human.”

“I see. So that’s why you made a deal with him,” Guts says.

The Lord-Mayor grabs him by the chin again. “How could you know anything about that?”

“How he’s a monster who eats human flesh? I know all about that,” Guts says, a smile coming over his face. “And I know you’ve been feeding him,” Guts says. “I passed it as I was coming into town. The prison wagon full of women and children.”
The mayor begins to look stunned. “I’m… I’m the mayor! It’s my duty to protect this town!” Guts laughs in his face.

“Protect this town? Don’t you mean protect yourself?” Guts asks. The mayor stumbles, clutching his chest, as the guards come attend to him. He looks at the torturer.

“Do it. Torture him as much as you’d like. Don’t kill him, though; we need to hand him over alive,” the Lord-Mayor says as the guards help him up and escort him away. The torturer burns Guts’ side with a hot iron, grinning, finally causing Guts to groan in pain faintly as we fade out.

WeedlordGoku69
Feb 12, 2015

by Cyrano4747
As far as stylistic choices:

I agree on practical effects wherever possible, but I feel like there's a few things that'll need CGI to look anywhere halfway decent, like the Qlipoth and Puck.

I definitely agree with GDT as director but consider Panos Cosmatos as a dark horse. Mandy had about the right vibe.

Casting: Dave Bautista is my Guts, and I'm not budging on this. He's got the size and he's got the acting chops. I'm actually planning to handle Golden Age somewhat weirdly just to try and skate around having to cast Young Batista. Tilda Swinton, similarly, is Griffith/Femto. Puck's voice, I'm up in the air on, but I'm thinking Patton Oswalt just because he's got a similar-ish role on Happy! that he loving nails. Snake Lord and Slug Baron, I'm even more up in the air on, but I've got Charles Dance in mind for the latter for some reason (Ron Perlman would make a decent Snake Lord but he'd be an even better Zodd or Mozgus).

Score: it has to be 80s synth. John Carpenter first choice, Magic Sword second.

StealthArcher
Jan 10, 2010




John Carpenter's FORCES would be dope af

lezard_valeth
Mar 14, 2016
I decided to google "Berserk Live Action" and came across this fan list in imdb

https://www.imdb.com/list/ls065848099/

Chris Hemsworth as Guts :lol:

Whoever made this kinda forgot that Guts has a wide range of expressions, and maybe I'm not familiar with his work, but to me Hemsworth comes as a bit too one note.

In the comments someone suggested Joe Manganiello, and while he kinda looks the part already, he comes across the same lack of acting problem.

Robert Pattinson as Griffith is an interesting choice. I could see that working, though.

Charles Dance as the Slug apostle is a weird choice. He doesn't look the part to me, but he would probably make it work to the point that viewers would want him to have had more screentime.

lezard_valeth fucked around with this message at 04:39 on Apr 21, 2019

WeedlordGoku69
Feb 12, 2015

by Cyrano4747
Honestly I feel like Guts' casting is kind of tricky, because a Black Swordsman movie (where he's kind of just a flat, Medieval John Wick kind of character) would make casting agents think a one-note big guy could do it... but then that actor would totally loving flounder when stuff comes up that requires range, and that WILL inevitably come up.

Part of why I'm set on Bautista is because, in addition to being big and scary, he's a legit amazing actor. Blade Runner 2049 sold me on him pretty hard.

Crabtree
Oct 17, 2012

ARRRGH! Get that wallet out!
Everybody: Lowtax in a Pickle!
Pickle! Pickle! Pickle! Pickle!

Dinosaur Gum
Early Black Swordsman stuff should be more reserved violence and cold distance with most people outside of maybe the church girl if you start Snake Lord with him getting that church caravan killed, but most importantly, only really let that sadist streak out when he's torturing apostles to death and drinking in all that "I'm just a weak human" irony. Maybe try to play up him acting that way if it goes onto Slug Baron, but breaking down into tears when he shuffles out to the credit roll.

Don't let Guts get really bad until he reaches the Lost Children Arc.

lezard_valeth
Mar 14, 2016
These last days, against what people have recommended me, I've watch the 2016-2017 anime. I...don't wanna talk about them.

Now, however I decided to watch the Golden Age movies. I'm currently in the 1st one, and while I like it and like the style they decided to go with (sans the sporadical 3D awkwardness in some scenes), there's something I need to rant about.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GAz3Qd21bb4&t=221s

what the hell is the problem with Berserk and camera movement?????? JFC I let out an audible groan of frustration just now when this scene came up, because it's well setup and it's well resolved, but completely ruined by that frame-rate-drop camera movement

It's not an isolated incident either. At the beginning of the movie when Guts is having flashbacks to Gambino you can barely make anything out because the camera won't stop spasming around.

Let the goddamn shot linger!

It's not as bad as 2016/2017 Berserk, but still, why?? Why won't Berserk's camera stop???

Mraagvpeine
Nov 4, 2014

I won this avatar on a technicality this thick.
I sure hope that when it's time to cast Skull Knight for your live action Berserk, you choose Tony Todd as his voice.

verbal enema
May 23, 2009

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Mraagvpeine posted:

I sure hope that when it's time to cast Skull Knight for your live action Berserk, you choose Tony Todd as his voice.

Danny Devito

lezard_valeth
Mar 14, 2016

verbal enema posted:

Danny Devito

Can't, he will be busy voicing Puck

lezard_valeth
Mar 14, 2016
Oh. Okay. Now I can see why people are conflicted about the movies. Can't believe they left out the campfire of dreams part. That was one of the parts that completely bought me over when watching the anime.

verbal enema
May 23, 2009

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lezard_valeth posted:

Can't, he will be busy voicing Puck

Ahh Guts ahh we gotta becareful *snorts*


They both also wear a lot of costumes

verbal enema fucked around with this message at 09:27 on Apr 21, 2019

Good soup!
Nov 2, 2010

lezard_valeth posted:

Oh. Okay. Now I can see why people are conflicted about the movies. Can't believe they left out the campfire of dreams part. That was one of the parts that completely bought me over when watching the anime.

Did you pass the fight between Boscogn and Guts because lmao forever at that utterly pointless and hilarious change they made to the ending of it

They did a bunch of things right but so many changes were just :psyduck:

A cool and good thing was how they put the Skull Knight in but took out everything with Godo and Erica so people who are getting into Berserk via the movies will have no loving clue who they are in the 2016 series and people who got into it via the 97 series will have no idea who the gently caress Skull Knight is

Why the gently caress do the people involved in the animation side of this series have brain damage

Edit: not directed at the 97 series that operated within clearly defined limits on budget/story stuff, the films and newer series suffer from bad directing and writing overall with little room for excuses imo

Tuxedo Catfish
Mar 17, 2007

You've got guts! Come to my village, I'll buy you lunch.
It's because the audience for a Berserk anime is a niche within a niche within a niche, and anime is a hosed up industry with long hours and shoestring budgets.

Darko
Dec 23, 2004

The films do work as a good intro for brand new people to get into the series (harder to get someone to watch a longer OAV series), and people generally like it when they see it. It's just no comparison for the manga.

WeedlordGoku69
Feb 12, 2015

by Cyrano4747

Mraagvpeine posted:

I sure hope that when it's time to cast Skull Knight for your live action Berserk, you choose Tony Todd as his voice.

Keith David.

e: Tony Todd is a drat good second choice, though.

Terrible Opinions
Oct 18, 2013



Too bad Tony Jay is dead.

Crabtree
Oct 17, 2012

ARRRGH! Get that wallet out!
Everybody: Lowtax in a Pickle!
Pickle! Pickle! Pickle! Pickle!

Dinosaur Gum
Guess I gotta make some sacrifices in order to create a time rift to get Tony Jay from 1984.

WeedlordGoku69
Feb 12, 2015

by Cyrano4747
I feel like Tony Jay kinda wouldn't have been quite right for Skull Knight. He was a little too inherently menacing and evil-sounding, and something about that doesn't quite read right; I'd want Skull Knight to be someone who sounds powerful, but who can also get across a sense of melancholy to the character without playing it too on-the-nose or having that undercut the former attribute, and both Keith David and Tony Todd would be beyond perfect.

Tony Todd's actually sticking out to me more, now that I'm thinking about it in depth, because his performance in Candyman is dead-loving-on for this.

e: also, the fact that we're talking about this in-depth and I haven't gotten immediately mocked tells me I might be onto something. :v:

Crabtree
Oct 17, 2012

ARRRGH! Get that wallet out!
Everybody: Lowtax in a Pickle!
Pickle! Pickle! Pickle! Pickle!

Dinosaur Gum
Do you see a new chapter of Berserk yet? It fills time between waiting for Godot's ghost to show up and spirit smith the sword one last time with the fangs and fire of a dragon/Grunbeld or at least, until the next big black book release.

Terrible Opinions
Oct 18, 2013



Honestly I was actually thinking Tony Jay for someone like Void or Mozgus, but just generally somewhere in there if this were a few decades ago.

Brainamp
Sep 4, 2011

More Zen than Zenyatta

Tony Jay's spirit voices the Idea of Evil in a bonus video/easter egg.

skasion
Feb 13, 2012

Why don't you perform zazen, facing a wall?
The late Brock Peters would have been perfect for Skull Knight — see his take on Darth Vader in the old Star Wars radio plays.

David D. Davidson
Nov 17, 2012

Orca lady?
Okay first off I'm imagining this more as a series rather than a movie. Honestly I think that's a big mistake for a lot of live action manga adaptations this often results in them trying to cram in too much of the manga and all suffer for it.
Second casting of Guts? I'd say find someone new, it'll be easier to work around their schedules since they won't have many prior commitments. Same with Griffth and most of the Hawks. Bautista can be Pippin (we'll probably have to change his name just in case though.) For Casca I'm thinking Zoe Kravitz although she might be starting to blow up so I don't know.

Now for the Skeleton Knight and Zodd (another name we may have to change) I've said it before here but I'm thinking to both add some gravitas to them and to communicate just how ancient these beings are I'd look for some older Shakespearean actors like Patrick Stewart or Ian McKellan or hell Brian Blessed. I'd say the same for the Godhand too.

WeedlordGoku69
Feb 12, 2015

by Cyrano4747
Tony Jay as Void would have been loving perfect.

Tony Jay as Mozgus would have worked in animation, but in live-action, not so much; Mozgus doesn't really need to be a voiced-over character when you could just cast someone like Ron Perlman, who's both a good actor and already looks like a fuckin' Easter Island head.

David D. Davidson posted:

Okay first off I'm imagining this more as a series rather than a movie. Honestly I think that's a big mistake for a lot of live action manga adaptations this often results in them trying to cram in too much of the manga and all suffer for it.
Second casting of Guts? I'd say find someone new, it'll be easier to work around their schedules since they won't have many prior commitments. Same with Griffth and most of the Hawks. Bautista can be Pippin (we'll probably have to change his name just in case though.) For Casca I'm thinking Zoe Kravitz although she might be starting to blow up so I don't know.

Now for the Skeleton Knight and Zodd (another name we may have to change) I've said it before here but I'm thinking to both add some gravitas to them and to communicate just how ancient these beings are I'd look for some older Shakespearean actors like Patrick Stewart or Ian McKellan or hell Brian Blessed. I'd say the same for the Godhand too.

As far as series versus movie: a series seems workable from a writing perspective, but it's sort of the same problem Alita runs into when you think about that dichotomy. Berserk is a story that kinda needs some serious budget to work right (for filming locations, costumes, props, etc, not just the cast and effects), and you're just not gonna get that budget on TV unless you're at either HBO or Amazon and win the fuckin' lottery to Game of Thrones levels; the low end of movie budgets is basically the absolute top of TV budgets.

As far as casting: I don't necessarily disagree (and if it went TV, that'd probably be more or less required), but I also feel like saying "cast an unknown" is kind of a cop-out, so I prefer to only say that when I absolutely can't think of anybody. Bautista wouldn't be perfect- he's a little old for the role, honestly- but he's probably the best intersection of "big motherfucker" and "really, REALLY good at low-key emotional acting" currently working in cinema, and that's the important thing for Guts. Zoe Kravitz is way past the point of blowing up, so if that's your bar, she fails- I was personally thinking either her or Zazie Beetz, and the latter's probably more achievable. Name-changes are also a non-issue; it'd be pretty obvious to the Tolkien estate (or, failing that, a court) that the big black guy named Pippin has nothing to do with the tiny hobbit named Pippin, and Zodd is an avoidable problem by just treating "Nosferatu Zodd" as his full name.

Shakespearean actors for the God Hand is a good call.

WeedlordGoku69 fucked around with this message at 02:55 on Apr 22, 2019

Darth Walrus
Feb 13, 2012
I feel like Tony Jay's villain voice is a little unstable and filled with simmering rage for Void. The general impression I get with him is that he's totally, unshakably confident. Everything will happen as causality dictates, and he's just acting out his role. Dee Bradley Baker's Gravemind voice might work, or maybe go a little left-field and bring in Keith David for a deep, impressive voice that's unsettlingly human and reassuring to be coming out of a creature like that.

Harlock
Jan 15, 2006

Tap "A" to drink!!!

Tony Jay as the narrator of the 97 anime that just says "In this world.."

WeedlordGoku69
Feb 12, 2015

by Cyrano4747
Alright, here's my fancast for the Black Swordsman movie, just so I can take my mind off it and get back to writing.

Guts - Dave Bautista
Puck - voice of Patton Oswalt
Mayor of Koka - Malcolm McDowell
Snake Lord - Michael McElhatton
Adolf - Edward James Olmos
Colette - Rosa Salazar
Dahl - Michael Caine
Vargas - Jackie Earle Haley
Zondark - Conan Stevens
Slug Count - Charles Dance

Femto - Tilda Swinton
Conrad/Ubik - voice of Mike Patton (relatively normal, if slimy, speaking voice for Ubik, hosed up raspy voice for Conrad)
Slan - Sibel Kekilli
Void - voice of Willem Dafoe

Darth Walrus
Feb 13, 2012

Harlock posted:

Tony Jay as the narrator of the 97 anime that just says "In this world.."

That's Void.

MonsieurChoc
Oct 12, 2013

Every species can smell its own extinction.

Harlock posted:

Tony Jay as the narrator of the 97 anime that just says "In this world.."

That's -

Darth Walrus posted:

That's Void.

Dammit.

WeedlordGoku69
Feb 12, 2015

by Cyrano4747
[whispering to date while watching Berserk when the narrator shows up on screen] that's Void

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WeedlordGoku69
Feb 12, 2015

by Cyrano4747
holy gently caress I was going to make an OPEN PALM SLAM A VHS INTO THE SLOT snowclone around this but googling for the full text of that copypasta gave me something more amazing

quote:

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A VHS INTO THE SLOT. ITS BERSERK AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING THE MOVES ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, GUTS. I DO EVERY MOVE AND I DO EVERY MOVE HARD. MAKIN WHOOSHING SOUNDS WHEN I SLAM DOWN SOME APOSTLE BASTARDS OR EVEN WHEN I MESS UP TECHNIQUE. NOT MANY CAN SAY THEY SURVIVED THE ECLIPSE. I CAN. I SAY IT AND I SAY IT OUTLOUD EVERYDAY TO PEOPLE IN MY COLLEGE CLASS AND ALL THEY DO IS PROVE PEOPLE IN COLLEGE CLASS CAN STILL BE IMMATURE JERKS. AND IVE LEARNED ALL THE LINES AND IVE LEARNED HOW TO MAKE MYSELF AND MY APARTMENT LESS LONELY BY SHOUTING EM ALL. 6 HOURS INCLUDING WIND DOWN EVERY MORNING. THEN I LIFT

sometimes /r/berserklejerk loving owns (this is rare, though)

e: like I wish this was short enough to just be the new thread title in its entirety

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