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Happy Easter you FUDsters!
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Beet Wagon posted:Me, a straight white guy: I don’t give a poo poo about what gender or race the main character is. For every hour I've had to play a game as a Nathan Drake or a Geralt of Rivea.... oh wait we're apologetic that men are forced to sometimes, rarely, play a game with a female character. And even then most of those female characters are just men with tits because they can't act female in any way shape or form. Oh well it's progress at least!
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# ? Apr 21, 2019 18:47 |
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EmesiS posted:Was there ever an official Turkeys to Titties conversion chart offered by our citizen friends? Asking for a friend in Cincinnati. It's like a pair of 2.5 pound turkeys.
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# ? Apr 21, 2019 18:50 |
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TheAgent posted:somethings up for sure though, I haven't had this kind of chatter in a long, long time You're like a HUMINT handler in this digital gaming shitshow. Don't get burned by any walk-ins; that's how you'll fall into the evil clutches of C!G.
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# ? Apr 21, 2019 19:04 |
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The Titanic posted:For every hour I've had to play a game as a Nathan Drake or a Geralt of Rivea.... oh wait we're apologetic that men are forced to sometimes, rarely, play a game with a female character. And even then most of those female characters are just men with tits because they can't act female in any way shape or form. Oh well it's progress at least! https://streamable.com/c22v6 Checkmate goonette. Also, for comedy, a less exaggerated walk literally labeled "sassiest walk":
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# ? Apr 21, 2019 19:18 |
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MedicineHut posted:I am no Twitch expert but I guess changing your stream content to a new game type or activity should most often than not result in losing a significant chunk of your existing audience. At least at first. If your new content is good you should gain new followers again in time. This depends heavily on if you watch a streamer for their content or the games they play.
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# ? Apr 21, 2019 19:19 |
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Star Citizen 2: Electric Bugoloos
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# ? Apr 21, 2019 19:23 |
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Mirificus posted:https://twitter.com/humanevil51/status/1119369176689324033 https://twitter.com/TarkaRoshe/status/1119909349294526464
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I'm not sure Tarka thought that one through.
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# ? Apr 21, 2019 19:52 |
Do they not realize that Elite has been released for years?
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# ? Apr 21, 2019 19:53 |
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Popete posted:Do they not realize that Elite has been released for years? the travel times in that game are too short, and thus, totally boring
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# ? Apr 21, 2019 19:55 |
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As opposed to Ninja: 93K viewers for Fortnite Castro_1021: 102K viewers for FIFA soccer TimTheTatman: 65K viewers for Fortnite LIRIK: 48k viewers for RP GTAV lilchiipmunk: 16k viewers for RP GTAV All the way down to: BOBROSS: 1.9k viewers watching a 40 year old video of a chill dude painting All out rank your BDSSE
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# ? Apr 21, 2019 19:56 |
It's funny how Citizens think they're engaged in this huge rivalry with ED and I'm pretty sure Frontier and most Elite players do not care in the slightest about SC.
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# ? Apr 21, 2019 19:57 |
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Popete posted:It's funny how Citizens think they're engaged in this huge rivalry with ED and I'm pretty sure Frontier and most Elite players do not care in the slightest about SC. There are a lot of people out there engaged in "high stakes" rivalries with enemies that are entirely unaware of both their existence and the existence of the rivalry itself. The internet ushered in this sort of "shadow reality" that can result in humor or tragedy when it collides with actual reality.
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Quavers posted:https://twitter.com/badnewsbaron/status/1119676710469791745 In related news: Last week out of the blue, I received a Reddit PM from Jade Starwatcher. I've not been on Reddit much lately, not written much on Reddit about Rex, and haven't interacted with Jade Starwatcher before. She'd seen a Rexzilla/Redbull post I’d written months back and wanted to offer a rebuttal. I wrote a lot of things about Rex for a spell, and I'm not sure exactly which post it was she was responding to, but I assume it was one like this: G0RF posted:I was Gorfposting about steamers all through 2017 — Relay, Astropub, Twerk, SpaceBros, all those cats. That’s how we got “Saurus hires the Worst Uber Driver Ever” and stuff. So no way am I skipping Rex. Especially not when he’s part of CIG’s big “change the narrative” initiative. In her view, his ascent is entirely organic and has been misunderstood and unfairly mischaracterized. She didn't believe there was any marketing coordination with CIG. Bear in mind, she wrote me before this happened and this... https://twitter.com/Rexzilla/status/1118923463220256768 ...though to be honest, I'm not sure that this latest example would change her mind. Anyway, she preemptively said I could share it, so here you go: Jade Starwatcher posted:So i had never heard of you or the forum you post on until someone sent me a link where you were talking about me. Then i saw you have become fascinated by the rise of Rexzilla "seemingly out of nowhere." and the Alex Jones-esque conspiracy theories of him being a paid marketer by CIG's due to an investment in marketing Squadron 42..... Anyway, I'm still inclined to believe in my theory, because I'm old, salty, and 4 years past giving CIG the benefit of any doubt. But maybe I'm deluded. After all, sometimes, you gotta believe!
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# ? Apr 21, 2019 20:20 |
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Quavers posted:https://twitter.com/badnewsbaron/status/1119676710469791745 dude you missed foip https://www.twitch.tv/videos/414158046?t=01h44m35s
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# ? Apr 21, 2019 20:26 |
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Beet Wagon posted:I've thought about trying to get on a call with like Twerk or Erris or someone and doing the whole "reasonable detractor" song and dance a couple times, but honestly it's too much effort for something that nobody - including me - really cares that much about. I'd rather just do ARGcasts where I can say poo poo like "Yeah, Star Citizen is good... if you like POOP" once every couple minutes and spend the rest of the time chugging bourbon like the world is about to end. I do think I might try and go to one of these bar citizens though, not to disrupt anything but just to see what they're like. Haha, don't bother, I've tried (well, one of my alts) and they are 100% cowardly shills. They are not going to have someone come to own them on their own territory for everybody to see. They do know how the cookie crumbles, and are aware that the game is poo poo and in trouble so there is zero chance you'll be there.
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# ? Apr 21, 2019 20:26 |
That reminds me a lot of the ridiculous "negotiations" different clans used to do all the time on the RSI forums. That poo poo was rad, it was the most embarrassing poo poo I had ever seen and literally everyone acted like it was perfectly normal lmao trucutru posted:Haha, don't bother, I've tried (well, one of my alts) and they are 100% cowardly shills. They are not going to have someone come to own them on their own territory for everybody to see. They do know how the cookie crumbles, and are aware that the game is poo poo and in trouble so there is zero chance you'll be there. Eh, I have enough cred as "the good star citizen hater" (or at least "the occasionally reasonable star citizen hater") that I could probably cash it in to get on one of those shows. Twerk encouraged me to go to a Bar Citizen today, and I'm cool enough with Erris I could probably con my way on (I vaguely remember Dapper Don suggesting it on twitter and him not hating the idea) but like... what would be the point? It would just be a hot wet pile of nothing. It would 100% boil down to "We both hope they make a good game, but I don't think they're going to and you think they are." I'm not really interested in trying to flex on people about why Star Citizen is bad anymore, and most of these guys have dialed their enthusiasm/zealotry enough that we all basically agree on the current state of things. Beet Wagon fucked around with this message at 20:36 on Apr 21, 2019 |
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The Titanic posted:It's like a pair of 2.5 pound turkeys. Those are some tiny fowl. We're talking presidential pardon size in here. USA, USA!
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Beet Wagon posted:That reminds me a lot of the ridiculous "negotiations" different clans used to do all the time on the RSI forums. That poo poo was rad, it was the most embarrassing poo poo I had ever seen and literally everyone acted like it was perfectly normal lmao Well it just looks that way now because you stopped trying to be positive, Beet. If you need help, I know a guy...
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# ? Apr 21, 2019 20:34 |
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G0RF posted:In related news: great now jedis are involved too anyway way this gif... ...is awesome!
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# ? Apr 21, 2019 20:41 |
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ChickenBuckets posted:"What are the ups, do you think?" Thank you for the honest response and sorry if people in here have a go at you over it. It can be very hard to come in here with any kind of positive outlook on the project and I do respect that some people can still do it. I mean I think you're wrong, for suresies, but I respect it. I just don't see the foundations you mention- I cannot even grant the four or five things you list directly. Multicrew and network performance continue to be terrible, with multiple server-side crashes, lag, and jitter, even at the microserver 50-player level. They've added new mission givers, but I haven't seen any substantive improvements to the missions- they are all still largely broken, and mostly just box delivery (or now, ship delivery I guess)- essentially the bare rudiments instead of an expansive system that could populate an MMO. I will concede that they've added huge swathes of new land that could be populated with interesting stuff. But it isn't. The working theory in here has been that it's pretty easy to make a big planet with the right tools, but all that hand-placed content takes enormous time and they just don't seem to have the competence to scale up to more than one quest giver per quarter-year, even. The issue council is bullshit, if you're really paying attention to the project you know this- there are bugs that have been on there for 3 years, critical bugs, like "Missiles do not work" and CIG has not fixed, and seemingly has no interest in fixing, these problems. These are at the core of the game, there are multiple ships rendered completely useless and it is impossible to balance combat with half the systems non-functional but that is exactly what they are doing. Backers have never assisted CIG in this endeavor because CIG doesn't care what you think. Alpha development is a shield from criticism for a product that has had ~7 years to get anywhere and failed to do so. I will not withhold my criticisms until a person in a suit tells me that it's okay to do so. It directly flies in the face of your previous assertion anyway- if we're to help them build a game, how can we do that without telling them where it's gone wrong? Everywhere. It has gone wrong everywhere. Let's Play: Bridge Crew VR!
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Agony Aunt posted:Hmm... he's using BNB's account. Now, i'm no legal expert, but i'm pretty sure that is against T&Cs for just about any online game/service. CIG will basically throw an all-access streamer account at you if you have the slightest platform, BNB has one Turns out the ships are basically worthless and they can distribute them like candy if they choose! Sarsapariller fucked around with this message at 21:14 on Apr 21, 2019 |
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Like the points about Rex not being a complete wet blanket are good and fair, but do we really need this lady telling us how supercool she is and predicted all the crypto things and how ZDF is the real cool org? Why can't the answer be that Rex is the minimally competent face the company found to shill it's poo poo? EDIT: and Sarsa down there requoting it made me realize that it's basically impossible for what Jade says there about relative value of crypto to be correct. Unless she was in some of the really scammy poo poo, in which case..... SoftNum fucked around with this message at 21:18 on Apr 21, 2019 |
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G0RF posted:
Kind of overlooked that part in my first read-through Hmm yes cryptocurrency person who spent $10k worth of bitcoin on Star Citizen, I am swayed by your judgement and passion for this product and your clear ability to not lose all your loving money on dumb scams
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# ? Apr 21, 2019 21:14 |
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Cool Buff Man posted:Rex gets under 200 real viewers, "several thousand Star Citizen twitch viewers" is a line out of one of their ship sales. If I knew how to get in touch with Newsweek to make fun of their gullibility I would and I'd say "you dumb guys" or "you stupid dumb guys" Oh yeah, I’m aware of the heavy viewbotting and the obvious fact that he’s payed for and heavily supported by CIG. Someone posted a good breakdown of his numbers compared to other streamers and his chat engagement is always way below his total views. The few thousand streaming audience is what I would say is the total market for SC viewership, a subset of the 30 thousand or so remaining hardcore backers, not the number of real views he has at any given time.
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# ? Apr 21, 2019 21:31 |
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Any time someone reveals that they have 10k in ships at this stage in the game's life, I assume anything they say afterwards is probably to push ships on the grey market Or I could be totally wrong and Star Citizen's only going up up up!
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# ? Apr 21, 2019 21:31 |
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Beet Wagon posted:That reminds me a lot of the ridiculous "negotiations" different clans used to do all the time on the RSI forums. That poo poo was rad, it was the most embarrassing poo poo I had ever seen and literally everyone acted like it was perfectly normal lmao Well, sure, in the end it will be pointless (like every loving thing in those shows) so the only real reason to go is for your own personal amusement. But you can surely do much more than present your opinion, there are plenty of facts that show just how hosed up things are. With a little effort you can present a list of features that were supposed to have come out like 3 years ago and show how CIG has been dangling them in front of the backers as part of the next patch +1 before moving them to patch +2. Or show glitches that have been there since the start that are supposed to have been fixed and so on. And your cred is as cockroach king. Sarsapariller posted:The issue council is bullshit, if you're really paying attention to the project you know this- there are bugs that have been on there for 3 years, critical bugs, like "Missiles do not work" and CIG has not fixed, and seemingly has no interest in fixing, these problems. I'm pretty sure they have a lot of interest in fixing their missiles. The problem is that they can't right now and won't be able to do jack poo poo until they iron out all their server tech (unless they want to spend a lot of resources in a stopgap solution that will have to be replaced later on). Missiles *are* ships right now and consume an incredible amount of server resources, because that was the easy thing to do like six years ago and now they are hosed. trucutru fucked around with this message at 21:42 on Apr 21, 2019 |
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Sarsapariller posted:Or I could be totally wrong and Star Citizen's only going up up up! Well, since they are 10k in, I hope CrobbearCoin works out for them.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dCaUbHs7EMc
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Sarsapariller posted:Kind of overlooked that part in my first read-through That's now #2 today I've read talking about those kind of numbers in crypto. This is Thylbana Nyx
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G0RF posted:In related news: Yeah, no. Everything about his sudden rise as the face of Star Citizen reeks of an organized marketing ploy, down to their being CIG employees in the chat trying to make sure everything runs smoothly. You only have to hang out in his stream for a a few minutes to see how artificial it all is. No professional streamer would go into Star Citizen full time at this point without being offered a stable income from CIG. He's a tireless hype man, endlessly pushing the hard sell for spaceship JPEGs in a time when every other SC streamer is at best optimistic with an extreme dose of caution. He is now the only streamer CIG promotes, and gets conspicuous mention in every one of their paid games media puff pieces.
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# ? Apr 21, 2019 23:09 |
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Full counterpoint to any argument, regardless of what it is, that Star Citizen is coming along and will eventually be out: Chris Roberts. Full supporting evidence for my counterpoint: The entire history of Chris Roberts.
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# ? Apr 21, 2019 23:43 |
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Some posts just look worse and worse the more time passes.
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# ? Apr 21, 2019 23:50 |
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Agony Aunt posted:Some posts just look worse and worse the more time passes. Here's one of my favorites: posted:I am a firm believer that the reason Daybreak went quiet is because what they are working on is so special it can't be leaked*. It's a special time for gaming, graphics no longer have much limitations**, VR is about to set the industry ablaze***, streaming and creating your own media through gameplay is alive and healthy and 4k gaming will be coming. They are trying to create something new and fresh****. Look at all the other MMO's out. They get like a two week twitch hype and everyone is done with them in a few months because they suck so much. All the standard talking points are in place. * Secret dev build. ** Fidelity! *** VR_Switch=1 **** Never been done before! ***** Detractors are just impatient. ****** Backers are special and understand game development; detractors are ignorant and lack vision. ******* Tracker! ******** No evil publishers! The only thing missing from the quote is that the game is loving dead.
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G0RF posted:In related news: Its not just an org, its a movement. Yeah, i had a movement earlier today, a bowel movement.
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Popete posted:Do they not realize that Elite has been released for years? Of course they know, but its a buggy half finished game and it lacks fidelity and space legs, while Star Citizen has... erm... space legs, and more content in a single crater than the whole of ED!
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Agony Aunt posted:Some posts just look worse and worse the more time passes.
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