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Temaukel
Mar 28, 2010

by Nyc_Tattoo

Wait. I thought paraplegics lost the feeling in their genitals :thunk:

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Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006


he feels nothing, but he's just that good.

when Jeeling fucks, imagine him pondering the cosmos in his mind palace like that sherlock show doing all these calculations doing cold hard math

phasmid
Jan 16, 2015

Booty Shaker
SILENT MAJORITY

basic hitler posted:

he feels nothing, but he's just that good.

when Jeeling fucks, imagine him pondering the cosmos in his mind palace like that sherlock show doing all these calculations doing cold hard math

I just this minute realized why your av is so disconcerting.

Schadenboner
Aug 15, 2011

by Shine

phasmid posted:

I just this minute realized why your av is so disconcerting.
/

phasmid
Jan 16, 2015

Booty Shaker
SILENT MAJORITY

His is still creepier.

Zopotantor
Feb 24, 2013

...und ist er drin dann lassen wir ihn niemals wieder raus...

Doc Hawkins posted:

Someone lock this guy in a dungeon with the complete Lem Bibliography until he repents, tia

MikeJF posted:

I miss Iain M Banks and Iain Banks. :smith:

Good taste itt. I'll throw in Jack Vance.

the_enduser
May 1, 2006

They say the user lives outside the net.



The name just rolls off the tongue. Billy Jeeling.

Not William, not Bill, but Billy the black dude.

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
Billy Jeeling's not my lover
Billy Jeeling's not my lover
Billy Jeeling's not my lover
Billy Jeeling's not my lover

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
Lol I'm like 85% sure someone posted that already but whatever

Jesus In A Can
Jul 2, 2007
From Concentrate
He's just a guy who's
Missing most of his legs

When the gas
Blew apart
His black legs

Eeeee heeeee!

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

Billy Jeeling got not feeling
but he's still quite appealing
catching suckas disbelieving
best beware, your bitch he stealing
his skin no dents
magnificence
cuz he got no interbreeding

Amethyst
Mar 28, 2004

I CANNOT HELP BUT MAKE THE DCSS THREAD A FETID SWAMP OF UNFUN POSTING
plz notice me trunk-senpai
pyf weird covers for dune books.

Here's God Emperor of Dune

Pham Nuwen
Oct 30, 2010



Amethyst posted:

pyf weird covers for dune books.

Here's God Emperor of Dune



i'm the dicks

FeculentWizardTits
Aug 31, 2001

I'm the ridiculous tiny arms, which are probably also dicks somehow

Anne Frank Funk
Nov 4, 2008

Dick Emperor Butto II

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

If you're going to create your own body may as well give yourself a couple extra dicks. After all what's the point of living 3500 years if you can't live out tentacle porn fantasies with honored matres?

Bistromatic
Oct 3, 2004

And turn the inner eye
To see its path...
on top of that you can also remember every time anyone ever had sex from the viewpoint of all people involved.

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

Leto II's brain is the holodeck

He'd beat off but his arms don't reach his cocks

phasmid
Jan 16, 2015

Booty Shaker
SILENT MAJORITY
The ultimate predator.

Temaukel
Mar 28, 2010

by Nyc_Tattoo
Idaho is already getting drunk on that spice beer (I must admit he looks quite good without a beard):

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8bQ23FBu2Ys

Dirt Road Junglist
Oct 8, 2010

We will be cruel
And through our cruelty
They will know who we are

Temaukel posted:

Idaho is already getting drunk on that spice beer (I must admit he looks quite good without a beard):

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8bQ23FBu2Ys

If he's not at least as shirtless as Aquaman, I'll never get my cousin to see this movie with me.

free hubcaps
Oct 12, 2009

i think momoa will be good as idaho, he’s got kind of a wry sense of humor that seems fitting

Trast
Oct 20, 2010

Three games, thousands of playthroughs. 90% of the players don't know I exist. Still a redhead saving the galaxy with a [Right Hook].

:edi:

free hubcaps posted:

i think momoa will be good as idaho, he’s got kind of a wry sense of humor that seems fitting

Back on Stargate Atlantis when they gave him more than grunting for lines his charm came through a lot.

sebmojo
Oct 23, 2010


Legit Cyberpunk









Aquaman was rancid crap but he was fine in it, i thought

BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

This is genocide: the deliberate and systematic destruction of all life on arrakis

Zeniel
Oct 18, 2013

Temaukel posted:

Idaho is already getting drunk on that spice beer (I must admit he looks quite good without a beard):

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8bQ23FBu2Ys

Drunkin Idaho

Mister Speaker
May 8, 2007

WE WILL CONTROL
ALL THAT YOU SEE
AND HEAR
Back to what's really important ITT.

quote:

Paul slipped out his nose plugs, swung the mouth baffle aside. The odor of the place assailed him: unwashed bodies, distillate esthers of reclaimed wastes, everywhere the sour effluvia of humanity with, over it all, a turbulence of spice and spicelike harmonics.

Zeniel
Oct 18, 2013
Ladies and Gentlemen! Paul Atreides and the Spice-like Harmonics!

Phil Moscowitz
Feb 19, 2007

If blood be the price of admiralty,
Lord God, we ha' paid in full!
Ennio Morricone’s the Turbulence of Spice

SixFigureSandwich
Oct 30, 2004
Exciting Lemon
Vanilla Spice

Pham Nuwen
Oct 30, 2010



'Uncapped Deathstill' could be a metal album

Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006


A joke about Old Spice being that musky sietch stank

Ratatozsk
Mar 6, 2007

Had we turned left instead, we may have encountered something like this...

Word to your Reverend Mother

Anne Frank Funk
Nov 4, 2008

Chani N°2

Anne Frank Funk fucked around with this message at 17:34 on Apr 21, 2019

Schadenboner
Aug 15, 2011

by Shine

BONGHITZ posted:

This is genocide: the deliberate and systematic destruction of all life on arrakis

Also, wouldn’t this be “Terracide”?

phasmid
Jan 16, 2015

Booty Shaker
SILENT MAJORITY
No, because they're not going to blow up a planet (which can't die anyway).

I think they just threw that in the movie to show how ruthless the emperor was.

BlankSystemDaemon
Mar 13, 2009



phasmid posted:

No, because they're not going to blow up a planet (which can't die anyway).

I think they just threw that in the movie to show how ruthless the emperor was.
Aren't stoneburners described as being capable of destroying planets by burning down into the core itself?

Bubblyblubber
Nov 17, 2014

D. Ebdrup posted:

Aren't stoneburners described as being capable of destroying planets by burning down into the core itself?

Yeah, Paul shits on korba in book two because of that. A weapon that either blinds everybody or blows up the planet, the gently caress did you pious dweebs want with it?

Also on book 2, they mention that Stilgar planted the Atreides banner on whatever many planets and straight up sterilized however many others.

phasmid
Jan 16, 2015

Booty Shaker
SILENT MAJORITY

D. Ebdrup posted:

Aren't stoneburners described as being capable of destroying planets by burning down into the core itself?

Yeah, but the emperor wasn't going to use one of those. In the movie he just goes "exterminate the Fremen" and in the book he doesn't even do that. He's just there to stop the rebellion and replace the Harkonnens for loving things up.

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BlankSystemDaemon
Mar 13, 2009



Thanks to this thread, I remembered how loving great/dumb Idahos hair looked:


Does anyone know Jasom Momoa, and can you ask him to have his scenes reshot so that he can look like that?

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