EVE 2021: Much Abloo About Dr. Who

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iospace: Jan 19, 2038

1001 Arabian dicks posted:

There are some posters here that don't like me because I either made them look dumb on reddit or are still upset I robbed goonswarm for 350bil like 5 years ago.

They're just jealous of my massive e relevance and giant cock and wish they could even get a tenth of the pussy I get daily.

# ? Apr 21, 2019 23:15

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# ? May 20, 2024 02:45

Rutibex: Sep 9, 2001; by Fluffdaddy

1001 Arabian dicks posted:

There are some posters here that don't like me because I either made them look dumb on reddit or are still upset I robbed goonswarm for 350bil like 5 years ago.

They're just jealous of my massive e relevance and giant cock and wish they could even get a tenth of the pussy I get daily.

I don't know if I would want to meet the kind of woman that's impressed by EVE online wealth.

# ? Apr 21, 2019 23:44

dialhforhero: Apr 3, 2008; Am I 🧑‍🏫 out of touch🤔? No🧐, it's the children👶 who are wrong🤷🏼‍♂️

Hey guys I basically quit Eve and just want to check in with something: did Garr Khan do something wrong?

# ? Apr 22, 2019 00:03

1001 Arabian dicks: Sep 16, 2013; EVE ONLINE IS MY ENTIRE PERSONALITY BECAUSE IM A FRIENDLESS SEMILITERATE LOSER WHO WILL PEDANTICALLY DEMAND PROOF FOR BASIC THINGS LIKE GRAVITY OR THE EXISTENCE OF SELF. ASK ME ABOUT CHEATING AT TARKOV BECAUSE, WELL, SEE ABOVE

dialhforhero posted:

Hey guys I basically quit Eve and just want to check in with something: did Garr Khan do something wrong?

He got stunt flores banned with a reddit post.

So no.

# ? Apr 22, 2019 00:09

Wibla: Feb 16, 2011

Rutibex posted:

I don't know if I would want to meet the kind of woman that's impressed by EVE online wealth.

Don't go to Fanfest.

:ughh:

(There is something to be said about power dynamics in a group and attention from the opposite gender, which gets really ~~interesting~~ creepy at Fanfest/EVE Vegas).

# ? Apr 22, 2019 01:11

Alkabob: May 31, 2011; I would like to speak to the manager about the socialists, please

I'm surprised how much of Vegas is lost upon EVE nerds.

# ? Apr 22, 2019 01:32

Gwyneth Palpate: Jun 7, 2010; Do you want your breadcrumbs highlighted?

~SMcD

Scooter_McCabe posted:

I'm surprised how much of Vegas is lost upon EVE nerds.

The thing Wibla's talking about isn't because it's Vegas. It happens all the time for the dumbest poo poo.

# ? Apr 22, 2019 01:44

Rutibex: Sep 9, 2001; by Fluffdaddy

Hey baby, want to see my Ishtar BPO :biglips:

# ? Apr 22, 2019 01:57

ragedx: Mar 15, 2019; Vodka is just awesome water

I wish there was a way to turn down the goddamn brightness of the sun in this blind everyone simulator game

# ? Apr 22, 2019 05:12

Mr. Pickles: Mar 19, 2014

Wibla posted:

Don't go to Fanfest.

(There is something to be said about power dynamics in a group and attention from the opposite gender, which gets really ~~interesting~~ creepy at Fanfest/EVE Vegas).

Reportedly, due to lack of supply of people with male genitalia on the rock of Iceland (an insane analogy, some say 1 to 4), the local female populace are quite welcoming and accomodating to smelly neckbeards who visit for Fanfest. I've only heard tell of this, but my sources are credible enough as they went to Fanfest a few years back

# ? Apr 22, 2019 11:21

ZombieLenin: Sep 6, 2009; "Democracy for the insignificant minority, democracy for the rich--that is the democracy of capitalist society." VI Lenin

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Scooter_McCabe posted:

I'm surprised how much of Vegas is lost upon EVE nerds.

I �went� to the first eve vegas, and by went I mean I bought tickets, drove to Vegas and ended up on mushrooms and or drunk for three days and never even made it to the eve event.

# ? Apr 22, 2019 13:32

Gwyneth Palpate: Jun 7, 2010; Do you want your breadcrumbs highlighted?

~SMcD

Mr. Pickles posted:

Reportedly, due to lack of supply of people with male genitalia on the rock of Iceland (an insane analogy, some say 1 to 4), the local female populace are quite welcoming and accomodating to smelly neckbeards who visit for Fanfest. I've only heard tell of this, but my sources are credible enough as they went to Fanfest a few years back

I think it's more that they're severely inbred. They have a phone program to check if they're hooking up with their cousins, even.

# ? Apr 22, 2019 14:07

Mr. Pickles: Mar 19, 2014

I knew there should be an underlying significance to this. It makes a whole lot of sense

# ? Apr 22, 2019 14:12

Mr. Pickles: Mar 19, 2014

orange juche posted:

I am a long standing player of eve. I started my adventure in eve back in 2003. I have been parts of many alliances in eve, most in many different coalitions.

I started an alt account a few weeks back. My objective this time around was not to get sucked into nullsec space politics.

I formed a high sec alliance a few months ago, with the objective of healing eve, and creating a good, supportive environment for new players, something like a mix between cva and eve-uni in high sec.

Mean while, I am here advocating for change on the forums, being abused by members of the community, due to my positions of advocating for removal of non-consensual pvp in eve.

As a result of those positions, some of the members of the community followed me into game, and started attacking assets, that a group of happy, proud miners had just accomplished completing.

In plasma drive, we have many orca�s, and so it was fitting that we�d name our first station sea world. It was part of our culture to name our members orca�s, our friends dolphins, or enemies sharks (or seagulls), spies were cleverly named �mimic octopus�s� (if they were good spies) or �spy clams� (if they were bad spies).

A war dec was brought about against our first station, known as �sea world�, with a letter following to the alliance shortly after called �seagulls are trying to poo poo on sea world�.

a few days ago i received a war dec, and a demand to pay �3 billion, or the station dies�. I dont give way to extortion or intimidation tactics.

We decided to make a stand, we sought the military help of two entities in game, and later, a third entity that was lead by a friend of one of my corp members helped (who is a strong advocate against my positions on the forums put aside their personal feelings for me, and proved superior character) by leading a hand against this abuse.

There is no way an industrial alliance, who wants to mine and enjoy each other, will eve accomplish defeating this fleet (below) with brand new 2018-2019 toons who clearly injected to success (paid to win).

Mean while, the nullsec entities sit with all the supers, and all their power supporting, and being part of organizations like this, because it is �niche game�.

CCP Rise, CCP Explorer,

Is this the type of game you really want to have? Change it, or may the creator curse this project, and bring about its destruction swiftly, and with it, your company. I evoke his might, and power, for this judgement upon you all.

You are not worthy of this game, and are not worthy to work in the industry if this is the type of game play you will allow, while peddling it is good.

Iv said my peace on this topic now on the forums. If you players out there want to support change against this type of actions, rally behind me, i am running for csm, and i will fight with all my strength to stop this abuse. Something has to serve you, and do what is right for you, for us, and for ccp�s future, and the future of a game we all love.

My posts will conclude here on these forums as of this point i will be taking my positions to my development block that has a fairly large backing, and my criticism of eve, and ccp will become publicly related. With any hope, i will force the change, or bring about the end of this game, and its company.

Goonspeed, dear orange juche. I know you know deep down we know it was you who wrote the post and had this super woke idea about the game which is also good, a good idea

# ? Apr 22, 2019 14:16

DrDork: Dec 29, 2003; commanding officer of the Army of Dorkness

ZombieLenin posted:

I �went� to the first eve vegas, and by went I mean I bought tickets, drove to Vegas and ended up on mushrooms and or drunk for three days and never even made it to the eve event.

It sounds a lot better if you claim you were intentionally metaing FanFest, rather than just making it sound like a normal Vegas trip.

# ? Apr 22, 2019 14:26

ZombieLenin: Sep 6, 2009; "Democracy for the insignificant minority, democracy for the rich--that is the democracy of capitalist society." VI Lenin

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DrDork posted:

It sounds a lot better if you claim you were intentionally metaing FanFest, rather than just making it sound like a normal Vegas trip.

I mean essentially that�s what it turned into�a normal trip to Vegas. I cannot remember how much those Eve Vegas tickets were... I want to say I spent $500.

So my take home lesson was never pay for Eve Vegas tickets again.

# ? Apr 22, 2019 15:13

Alkabob: May 31, 2011; I would like to speak to the manager about the socialists, please

ZombieLenin posted:

I �went� to the first eve vegas, and by went I mean I bought tickets, drove to Vegas and ended up on mushrooms and or drunk for three days and never even made it to the eve event.

That's doing it right.

# ? Apr 22, 2019 15:25

Lots Of Pain: Apr 22, 2019

Gwyneth Palpate posted:

I think it's more that they're severely inbred. They have a phone program to check if they're hooking up with their cousins, even.

I thought that's never going to be a thing. So I googled 'Iceland inbreeding app'. Top result was https://eu.usatoday.com/story/tech/2013/04/18/new-app-helps-icelanders-avoid-accidental-incest/2093649/

drat

# ? Apr 22, 2019 15:28

Wibla: Feb 16, 2011

Lots Of Pain posted:

I thought that's never going to be a thing. So I googled 'Iceland inbreeding app'. Top result was https://eu.usatoday.com/story/tech/2013/04/18/new-app-helps-icelanders-avoid-accidental-incest/2093649/

drat

I've seen people use it at bars in Reykjavik :v:

# ? Apr 22, 2019 16:07

DrDork: Dec 29, 2003; commanding officer of the Army of Dorkness

Wibla posted:

I've seen people use it at bars in Reykjavik

There are some small towns in the South / South West US that could absolutely use a localized version of that app, too.

# ? Apr 22, 2019 16:14

Wibla: Feb 16, 2011

DrDork posted:

There are some small towns in the South / South West US that could absolutely use a localized version of that app, too.

Like that would help :haw:

# ? Apr 22, 2019 16:57

Cobbsprite: May 6, 2012; Threatening stuffed animals for fun and profit.

Wibla posted:

Like that would help

Oh, we're cousins? It's just second cousins, we can still gently caress as long as we just do anal.

# ? Apr 22, 2019 17:20

lifetime supply of Pocky: Aug 19, 2003

Cobbsprite posted:

Oh, we're cousins? It's just second cousins, we can still gently caress as long as we just do anal.

i'm sold. hmu

# ? Apr 22, 2019 18:46

DrDork: Dec 29, 2003; commanding officer of the Army of Dorkness

lifetime supply of Pocky posted:

i'm sold. hmu

No no, you're not supposed to use the app to find cousins to hook up with! Wait, where are you going?

# ? Apr 22, 2019 18:51

PathAsc: Nov 15, 2011; Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL

Never not kiss cousins

# ? Apr 22, 2019 19:03

ZombieLenin: Sep 6, 2009; "Democracy for the insignificant minority, democracy for the rich--that is the democracy of capitalist society." VI Lenin

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1001 Arabian dicks posted:

There are some posters here that don't like me because I either made them look dumb on reddit or are still upset I robbed goonswarm for 350bil like 5 years ago.

They're just jealous of my massive e relevance and giant cock and wish they could even get a tenth of the pussy I get daily.

I would tell you that you should give me a 100 bill, but we would both probably get banned for RMT.

# ? Apr 22, 2019 19:04

PathAsc: Nov 15, 2011; Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL

I applied to unvacation, I make good choices

# ? Apr 22, 2019 21:52

ZekeNY: Jun 13, 2013; Probably AFK

Cobbsprite posted:

Oh, we're cousins? It's just second cousins, we can still gently caress as long as we just do anal.

The good old "gently caress me in the rear end 'cause I love Jesus" loophole.

# ? Apr 22, 2019 22:16

1001 Arabian dicks: Sep 16, 2013; EVE ONLINE IS MY ENTIRE PERSONALITY BECAUSE IM A FRIENDLESS SEMILITERATE LOSER WHO WILL PEDANTICALLY DEMAND PROOF FOR BASIC THINGS LIKE GRAVITY OR THE EXISTENCE OF SELF. ASK ME ABOUT CHEATING AT TARKOV BECAUSE, WELL, SEE ABOVE

ZombieLenin posted:

I would tell you that you should give me a 100 bill, but we would both probably get banned for RMT.

One thing I'm convinced CCP does right is banning RMTers, as I've made massive transactions to many people, some of whom I've never interacted with in game and only exclusively on discord and such.

# ? Apr 22, 2019 23:46

dialhforhero: Apr 3, 2008; Am I 🧑‍🏫 out of touch🤔? No🧐, it's the children👶 who are wrong🤷🏼‍♂️

Fauxcest fetishes being on the rise/popular is a real thing and there are even analysis of this attributing it to the widespread popularity of Game of Thrones, which leads/lead to its desensitization.

# ? Apr 22, 2019 23:53

1001 Arabian dicks: Sep 16, 2013; EVE ONLINE IS MY ENTIRE PERSONALITY BECAUSE IM A FRIENDLESS SEMILITERATE LOSER WHO WILL PEDANTICALLY DEMAND PROOF FOR BASIC THINGS LIKE GRAVITY OR THE EXISTENCE OF SELF. ASK ME ABOUT CHEATING AT TARKOV BECAUSE, WELL, SEE ABOVE

incest porn has always been a huge thing

# ? Apr 23, 2019 01:13

Dalael: Oct 14, 2014; Hello. Yep, I still think Atlantis is Bolivia, yep, I'm still a giant idiot, yep, I'm still a huge racist. Some things never change!

1001 Arabian dicks posted:

There are some posters here that don't like me because I either made them look dumb on reddit or are still upset I robbed goonswarm for 350bil like 5 years ago.

They're just jealous of my massive e relevance and giant cock and wish they could even get a tenth of the pussy I get daily.

# ? Apr 23, 2019 03:20

Rutibex: Sep 9, 2001; by Fluffdaddy

I wouldn't mind hearing about how you stole 350b from goonswarm 5 years ago.

# ? Apr 23, 2019 11:58

ragedx: Mar 15, 2019; Vodka is just awesome water

1001 Arabian dicks posted:

One thing I'm convinced CCP does right is banning RMTers, as I've made massive transactions to many people, some of whom I've never interacted with in game and only exclusively on discord and such.

you could be next. Have your legal team ready to handle it.

# ? Apr 23, 2019 14:33

ragedx: Mar 15, 2019; Vodka is just awesome water

1001 Arabian dicks posted:

incest porn has always been a huge thing

Or it can make your thing huge...

# ? Apr 23, 2019 14:34

evilweasel: Aug 24, 2002

Rutibex posted:

I wouldn't mind hearing about how you stole 350b from goonswarm 5 years ago.

i believe he looted some miniluv caches

# ? Apr 23, 2019 15:46

Johnny Five-Jaces: Jan 21, 2009

Rutibex posted:

I wouldn't mind hearing about how you stole 350b from goonswarm 5 years ago.

goonfleet, baby, he gotcha money

# ? Apr 23, 2019 17:28

1001 Arabian dicks: Sep 16, 2013; EVE ONLINE IS MY ENTIRE PERSONALITY BECAUSE IM A FRIENDLESS SEMILITERATE LOSER WHO WILL PEDANTICALLY DEMAND PROOF FOR BASIC THINGS LIKE GRAVITY OR THE EXISTENCE OF SELF. ASK ME ABOUT CHEATING AT TARKOV BECAUSE, WELL, SEE ABOVE

man what the gently caress why is ccp so slow

# ? Apr 24, 2019 10:37

iospace: Jan 19, 2038

1001 Arabian dicks posted:

man what the gently caress why is ccp so slow

"Oh this shithead again"

# ? Apr 24, 2019 14:16

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# ? May 20, 2024 02:45

ragedx: Mar 15, 2019; Vodka is just awesome water

=/ titans be blowed up under the umbrella
fc what do?

# ? Apr 24, 2019 15:38

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