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Xanderkish
Aug 10, 2011

Hello!

Darko posted:

I like how we needed two full episodes of reunions.

gently caress yeah we did. With a show with this giant-rear end cast, I might even go for three reunion episodes for the final season.

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LadyPictureShow
Nov 18, 2005

Success!



bobjr posted:

Following up "He raped her" with "He loved her" probably not the best move.

Well Mike Tyson once famously said 'I'm gonna rape you til you love me' to an opponent.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

Jorah is supposed to be executed for being back in Westeros Ms Mormont.

He got a pardon.

13Pandora13
Nov 5, 2008

I've got tiiits that swingle dangle dingle




Happy Noodle Boy posted:

Dany should have immediately killed Jon when she realized where the conversation was going. Show her being hell bent on getting the throne.

She can conveniently just wait like, an hour and if the Night King doesn't handle the situation for her he can "accidentally" walk into some dragonfire.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

FizFashizzle posted:

Lmao if you’re not cheering for Cersei

I’m unironiclly cheering for the Night King.

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

I’m unironiclly cheering for the Night King.

:yeah:

IncendiaC
Sep 25, 2011
that's the look of somebody who just realized she hosed her own nephew

teagone
Jun 10, 2003

That was pretty intense, huh?

Time for Helm's Deep up in this bitch.

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Hey

I bet

There’s gonna be a scene

Where they’re fighting in the dark

Then the sun will rise

And the tide of the battle will turn

Rocksicles
Oct 19, 2012

by Nyc_Tattoo

LadyPictureShow posted:

Well Mike Tyson once famously said 'I'm gonna rape you til you love me' to an opponent.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TDraiVx-JKM

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Shimrra Jamaane posted:

I’m unironiclly cheering for the Night King.

:getin:

teagone
Jun 10, 2003

That was pretty intense, huh?

FizFashizzle posted:

Hey

I bet

There’s gonna be a scene

Where they’re fighting in the dark

Then the sun will rise

And the tide of the battle will turn

The sun will rise to reveal a graveyard.

Winkie01
Nov 28, 2004

IncendiaC posted:

that's the look of somebody who just realized she hosed her own nephew

Happens on pornhub all the time

Xanderkish
Aug 10, 2011

Hello!
Here is my play-by-play of the episode:

9:06 PM
Watching GOT right now. Court scene is good.
9:07 PM
Oh god, the forge scene is happening now. I am worried.
9:10 PM
Bran-Jaime scene was good, but very short.
9:12 PM
“She never fooled you. You knew exactly what she was, and you loved her anyway.”
Good quote.
9:15 PM
Goddamn, but all the adults from the beginning of GOT look so weary and wrinkled now. I love it.
9:20 PM
Dany convo with Sansa treads the line between stupid and good. I keep going back and forth.
“Someone taller.” Is good
It ended on a drat good line.
9:23 PM
I like it when people have convos while someone else is doing something, so I like Davos talking while running a soup kitchen. Kid is a bad actor though.
9:24 PM
TORMUDN OUT OF loving NOWHERE
9:26 PM
The Bran thing about his motivations is…interesting? Good? I’m not sure.
9:29 PM
So Bran can’t see the future. He’s a memory. That’s interesting.
9:30 PM
Wonder if we’ll see any more Dothraki fighting white walkers. That’d be fun.
9:31 PM
Missandei and Grey Worm romance suuuuuucks. I don’t care about them. It was always stupid and secondary and they don’t even do anything anymore.
9:35 PM
“Half cup” gave me my biggest laugh. And then the look Pod and Tyrion shared was golden.
9:36 PM
This whole scene is making me laugh. Also apparently Tormund hosed a giant’s wife after killing her husband. I love it.
Oh my god I can’t stop laughing at Tormund’s poo poo.
9:39 PM
I like this calm before the storm episode.
9:42 PM
Nine year age difference is awkward, but I GUESS it could be worse?
9:45 PM
When Tormund says he’d knight Brienne 10 times over, he means gently caress, right.
9:46 PM
poo poo knighting scene is good. Glad they did not go through all seven gods because that’d make it a bit overlong.
9:50 PM
I hate all musical numbers in movies and shows. This one is no exception.
9:52 PM
Oh poo poo, Jon never told Dany did he.

Medullah
Aug 14, 2003

FEAR MY SHARK ROCKET IT REALLY SUCKS AND BLOWS

IncendiaC posted:

that's the look of somebody who just realized she hosed her own nephew

I would have been fine with the last 2 minutes just been the two of them vomiting repeatedly

Rocksicles
Oct 19, 2012

by Nyc_Tattoo

Winkie01 posted:

Happens on pornhub all the time

That place is a drat minefield.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

Solice Kirsk posted:

We're dangerously close to something happening next episode boys!

A hour and a half of the dead waiting for the living to die of boredom.

Automatonic Water
Jul 8, 2012

dig thru the ditches
and burn thru the witches
and slam in the back of my.........
.........DRAGULA


Yams Fan
the arya gendry scene was more unpleasant than i could have possibly imagined

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

IncendiaC posted:

that's the look of somebody who just realized she hosed her own nephew

yeah thats a little distant a relative for a targaryen

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

FizFashizzle posted:

Hey

I bet

There’s gonna be a scene

Where they’re fighting in the dark

Then the sun will rise

And the tide of the battle will turn

Yeah the army of the dead will be about to be defeated when just in time the undead Stannis arrives with reinforcements to kill Jon and Dany.

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute

FizFashizzle posted:

Hey

I bet

There’s gonna be a scene

Where they’re fighting in the dark

Then the sun will rise

And the tide of the battle will turn

Sansa has 20K more Vale Knights she forgot to tell Jon about who show up at the last second to turn the tide.

moolchaba
Jul 21, 2007
This preview was poo poo short. WTF I sat through all that for this lovely preview? Bah.

As Nero Danced
Sep 3, 2009

Alright, let's do this
Gotta admit I'm a little dissapointed Jaime doesn't have a chainsaw hand and an oldsmobile delta on the front lines.

JT Jag
Aug 30, 2009

#1 Jaguars Sunk Cost Fallacy-Haver
i'm the exact sort of dupe who wants the good guys to win and all my favorite characters to live

so next week is gonna SUCK for me

Ginette Reno
Nov 18, 2006

How Doers get more done
Fun Shoe
two episodes out of a 6 episode season where literally nothing has happened

zenguitarman
Apr 6, 2009

Come on, lemme see ya shake your tail feather


Is that Florence and the loving machine

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


As Nero Danced posted:

Gotta admit I'm a little dissapointed Jaime doesn't have a chainsaw hand and an oldsmobile delta on the front lines.

He hasn’t upgraded to a dragonglass hand so he can karate chop the undead. It’s like he’s trying to die.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

Yeah the army of the dead will be about to be defeated when just in time the undead Stannis arrives with reinforcements to kill Jon and Dany.

Oh gently caress dancing lesson guy is coming back as an undead fucker isn't he.

Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014


zipping all over last season and then having two setup episodes when you only got 6 total is very l o l.

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


zenguitarman posted:

Is that Florence and the loving machine

Florence loving OWNS

Supreme Allah
Oct 6, 2004

everybody relax, i'm here
Nap Ghost
1, that song got to me, both times

2, why the gently caress does everyone keep saying the Crypts are safe, when your enemy raises the dead. Thats like saying the lumberyard is safe because your enemy starts fires!

TheBigBudgetSequel
Nov 25, 2008

It's not who I am underneath, but what I do that defines me.
I know it's gonna get crap because nobody died and because nothing truly advanced, but I loved that episode.

13Pandora13
Nov 5, 2008

I've got tiiits that swingle dangle dingle




JT Jag posted:

i'm the exact sort of dupe who wants the good guys to win and all my favorite characters to live

so next week is gonna SUCK for me

The Night King is the good guy. Look at all the sibling/nephew/etc. loving these people are doing. :colbert:

I AM GRANDO
Aug 20, 2006

The arya thing was made much worse by the fact that with that bald head he looks 30. It’s a shame that and the part where sansa makes friends with her queen stunk up a good episode.

I’ll bet everyone who enjoyed the featured characters getting good moments lives while everyone who got a good moment tonight dies. Maybe Lady Mormont lives to the end and becomes new warden of the north in the finale.

NowonSA
Jul 19, 2013

I am the sexiest poster in the world!
Yep, seems about right that Jon would beef it at tell Dany at literally the worst time. Fun episode overall, and hey we got that little Mormont meeting scene, that was nice. I was hoping Jorah would talk her into at least being an archer on the wall or something.

Hit just about all the right fun little notes for me, I do think in the grand scheme of things episodes 3-6 should be the most intense and give us a really fun ride to the finish. At a minimum it'll be hard to outright beef the ending.

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


TheBigBudgetSequel posted:

I know it's gonna get crap because nobody died and because nothing truly advanced, but I loved that episode.

I liked it to as long as they follow up on it next week with some real loving loss and death.

Fritz Coldcockin
Nov 7, 2005
Anyone else call Arya/Gendry back in like Season 2?

Mnoba
Jun 24, 2010

TheBigBudgetSequel posted:

I know it's gonna get crap because nobody died and because nothing truly advanced, but I loved that episode.

tyrion giving pod that overflowing cup and pod making a eye roll face made the episode worth it

Darko
Dec 23, 2004

Xanderkish posted:

gently caress yeah we did. With a show with this giant-rear end cast, I might even go for three reunion episodes for the final season.

If it had been planned earlier, it would have been more spread out. Now it's like "lets do this and get to the action!"

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NutritiousSnack
Jul 12, 2011
Why would Dany even loving care outside of saying good, she comes from the incest kings and queens.

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