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SimonCat posted:So, Sansa was giving some pretty big puppy-dog eyes to Theon. With her previous relationships, a guy with literally no penis seems like the best choice for her, he's being selfless and he can't rape her. The future of the Stark line is looking dim unless Arya and Gendry have some kids. You know, in the sequels set thirty years after this season, Arya and Gendry's kid will be the one true heir to the Baratheon bloodline and could challenge the throne...
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lezard_valeth posted:something I'm really surprised I didn't see any goon mention either this episode or last is how, if youtube's 2018 recommended taught as anything at all, is that you can't cast obsidian and make a sword I did mention this last week, when they showed the blacksmiths tipping out a bunch of arrowheads that they'd smelted and cast. They treat it like some kind of iron instead of volcanic rock. And the reason for that is, although it might be interesting to go into the difficulties of working and fighting with something like obsidian versus steel, this isn't the show for that kind of thing anymore. They got the dragonglass, they make weapons that can kill White Walkers. End of Story. No time to worry about the troubles of medieval blacksmithing.
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Apr 22, 2019 16:58
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*child character kills dozens of people* this is cool and good television *becomes an adult and has consensual sex* WHAT THE gently caress IS THIS DEPRAVED poo poo
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CornHolio posted:You know, in the sequels set thirty years after this season, Arya and Gendry's kid will be the one true heir to the Baratheon bloodline and could challenge the throne... Ah yes, can't wait for the adventures of Eddard Robert
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Apr 22, 2019 17:00
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Forcing people to watch the sex scene clockwork orange style in the name of female agency
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Apr 22, 2019 17:00
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Goons are trying to show off that they're the Least Pedophiliac by going on the offensive of how wrong the sex scene is Lol It's really gross 18 & 22 year olds gently caress, it's cool
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Apr 22, 2019 17:01
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This is the best worst game of thrones thread in a couple years
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Apr 22, 2019 17:02
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Did y'all get this mad about Pod getting laid?
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Apr 22, 2019 17:03
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GoGoGadgetChris posted:Goons are trying to show off that they're the Least Pedophiliac by going on the offensive of how wrong the sex scene is I'll have you know I was an 18 year old and then a 22 year old and I did no such thing.
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Apr 22, 2019 17:03
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It’s all bad . Also Pod looked great this episode - I initially though him and Brienne were looking for a warm place to get down.
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Apr 22, 2019 17:03
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Have they used the word obsidian in the show? It's definitely the Westeros equivalent but I just sorta figured that dragonglass is a fantasy material that is like obsidian in every way and also can be smelted and forged in any manner shown or implied by the show
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there's imo a diffrence between not wanting someone to have sex and not wanting to watch them have sex, but okay
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Apr 22, 2019 17:04
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Chalks posted:*child character kills dozens of people* Yeah, the set of standards is weird. The best thing about the Arya/Gendry scene was how hard they telegraphed it near the beginning of the episode. poo poo was hilarious.
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Apr 22, 2019 17:05
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GoGoGadgetChris posted:Have they used the word obsidian in the show? It's definitely the Westeros equivalent but I just sorta figured that dragonglass is a fantasy material that is like obsidian in every way and also can be smelted and forged in any manner shown or implied by the show Yes, at least once when Sam is explaining what Dragonglass is to Stannis, the guy who literally lived on a volcano and knows all about Dragonglass.
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Apr 22, 2019 17:05
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Nikolaj Coster-Waldeu please run away, this show doesn't deserve you!
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Apr 22, 2019 17:05
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Well, that sure was 2+ hours of various characters talking to each other.
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Apr 22, 2019 17:05
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Antifa Turkeesian posted:What was the three-eyed raven supposed to have been doing all this time. If he’s humanity’s collective memory it seems like there was more pressing poo poo he could have been doing than being a tree on the other side of the wall. TheRat posted:What do you do if you fall in love with someone you grew up with? Tell them you don't want to have sex with them because its creepy? People grow up. It's normal. Get on with it. I mean, it's not like "objectively gross" or anything, it's just people reacting to their understanding of the character/actor getting updated real quick. lezard_valeth posted:Jaime is hosed and Bran, the almighty seer whose word apparently is now revered as the unquestionable truth, decides to chime in for his "old friend" that he spent days waiting for in the snow and says
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Apr 22, 2019 17:06
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Basebf555 posted:Well, that sure was 2+ hours of various characters talking to each other. And it was great!
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Apr 22, 2019 17:06
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Basebf555 posted:Well, that sure was 2+ hours of various characters talking to each other. <2 hours Apparently, the episodes from here on out are all >80 minutes. So strap in for 4 Game of Thrones movies essentially.
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Apr 22, 2019 17:07
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GoGoGadgetChris posted:Have they used the word obsidian in the show? It's definitely the Westeros equivalent but I just sorta figured that dragonglass is a fantasy material that is like obsidian in every way and also can be smelted and forged in any manner shown or implied by the show Sam calls is Obsidian. And yeah, who cares about the physical properties of obsidian in the show really. It's magic obsidian like you said, like how Valyrian steel is magical steel because it disintegrates White Walkers.
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Apr 22, 2019 17:08
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Did the show kill the Blackfish?? I thought he hosed off somewhere
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Apr 22, 2019 17:09
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you people are ruining this final season with your stupid opinions and thoughts. morons. Jackanapes.SimonCat posted:So, Sansa was giving some pretty big puppy-dog eyes to Theon. With her previous relationships, a guy with literally no penis seems like the best choice for her, he's being selfless and he can't rape her. The future of the Stark line is looking dim unless Arya and Gendry have some kids. Yeah strange, that vibe. Sansa/Theon looked like they were already in love, not just like.
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teagone posted:Sam calls is Obsidian. Does dragonglass even work against wights in the show? I don't remember that ever being seen. In the book Sam breaks his dagger when he tries to stab a wight, it's only the Others that obsidian magically kills
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Alec Eiffel posted:Did the show kill the Blackfish?? I thought he hosed off somewhere Yes, he goes out fighting after sending Brienne and Pod off in a rowboat secretly when The Twins was being sieged/retaken by the Lannisters. [edit] It was an offscreen death; they didn't show him fighting, but it was mentioned after The Twins was taken back by the Lannisters.
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Fellatio del Toro posted:hey /r/relationships, things have been going great so far between me [32m] and my girlfriend [18f] but now during sex she wants me to wear these masks?? Gendry and Arya embrace and kiss. Suddenly, Arya gasps and falls over dead. The night king stands before Gendry, his blade drawn. Gendry smiles and pulls off his mask: he is Arya. Cut to the night king, who also pulls off his mask, revealing Arya.
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A Typical Goon posted:Does dragonglass even work against wights in the show? I don't remember that ever being seen. In the book Sam breaks his dagger when he tries to stab a wight, it's only the Others that obsidian magically kills Jon killed the captured wight in front of Cersei with dragonglass last season.
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Apr 22, 2019 17:12
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TBH it would actually be funny as gently caress if GoT had legit scandalized an actress and the showrunners would try to defend it as "art" when literally all sex in the show is indistinguishable from 1990s cinemax.
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A Typical Goon posted:Does dragonglass even work against wights in the show? I don't remember that ever being seen. In the book Sam breaks his dagger when he tries to stab a wight, it's only the Others that obsidian magically kills Is this weapon not the dragon glass? I haven't seen this in forever. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mAfdHNjbYHU
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Vintersorg posted:Is this weapon not the dragon glass? I haven't seen this in forever. It is, that's one of the daggers they found at the first of the first men.
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Theon saved Sansa's life, and Ramsay put them both through hell. It makes perfect sense there'd be a strong bond between them.
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Reminder that steel can't be caste into molds to make weapons in a medieval setting anyway so it's all dumb but Gendry literally learned to smith from the guy who ruined ice by melting it down like a goof
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Antifa Turkeesian posted:Gendry and Arya embrace and kiss. Suddenly, Arya gasps and falls over dead. The night king stands before Gendry, his blade drawn. Gendry smiles and pulls off his mask: he is Arya. Cut to the night king, who also pulls off his mask, revealing Arya. You've ruined the season for me because now anything other than this will be a disappointment.
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Basebf555 posted:Well, that sure was 2+ hours of various characters talking to each other. I don't remember a lot of talking coming out of that room with 75% of the main cast just sitting around staring at each other, waiting for the clock to run down. Oh wait, Tormund told his giant story.
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PostNouveau posted:I suppose that makes sense. We haven't really seen it on the show. I think some flashbacks with the old tree guy foiling the Night King before might have helped. I really felt like they have abandoned Bran's story a bit. I mean yes he's front and center now as bait, but for the most part his skills and being the three eyed raven is like The Biggest loving Deal® and they're just kinda like "eh we dedicated an ep or two to it... we good."
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Apr 22, 2019 17:17
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Gonna need some fanart of Tormund and his giant mom.
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Apr 22, 2019 17:17
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That Brienne knighting scene made the rest of the episode worth it. Also lmaoing at goons trying to clutch the most pearls over Arya/Gendry. Vintersorg posted:Gonna need some fanart of Tormund and his giant mom. Oh god yea Tormund's backstory followed by chug chug chug was tied for Brienne knighting scene for best scene.
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GoGoGadgetChris posted:Please ban anyone who uses the phrase "but in the books" please ban anyone who says this was a good episode
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BonoMan posted:I really felt like they have abandoned Bran's story a bit. I mean yes he's front and center now as bait, but for the most part his skills and being the three eyed raven is like The Biggest loving Deal® and they're just kinda like "eh we dedicated an ep or two to it... we good." I think he may factor into the final showdown in a bigger way than just as bait though. Like, there's something that only he can do that is the key to taking down the Night King. Or not, who knows.
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It was a great episode!
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