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ethanol posted:I hope everybody dies Except for some random lannister soldier who looks around, sees a crown, puts it in and walks away as the screen fades to black
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TVIV has been arguing for 10 pages about whether it's ethical or not to be horny for Arya The answer: it's fine, but also, lmao, why?
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Apr 22, 2019 21:43
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The episode was worth it for Tormund’s giant titty suckling anecdote and Brienne’s face as he recounted it
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Apr 22, 2019 21:43
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ethanol posted:This show sucks
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Apr 22, 2019 21:47
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ilmucche posted:Except for some random lannister soldier who looks around, sees a crown, puts it in and walks away as the screen fades to black puts the crown in his butt and ill be ok with it
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Apr 22, 2019 21:47
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Tormund was thinking on the whole journey. What story am I gonna tell this huge woman to impress her. The time I hosed a 15ft tall monster and then sucked on her titty for 3 months.
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Apr 22, 2019 21:48
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Tom Gorman posted:Tormund was thinking on the whole journey. What story am I gonna tell this huge woman to impress her. Clearly, he figured 'she'll see where I'm going with this one' 
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Apr 22, 2019 21:57
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ElGroucho posted:TVIV has been arguing for 10 pages about whether it's ethical or not to be horny for Arya shut the gently caress up
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Apr 22, 2019 21:57
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ElGroucho posted:TVIV has been arguing for 10 pages about whether it's ethical or not to be horny for Arya Some goons'll sperge out on this subject at baffling length. At least they're discussing a (kinda) real person this time instead of one of their dumb loving schoolgirl anime waifus.
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Apr 22, 2019 21:59
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This show is poo poo and everyone who made it is poo poo.
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Apr 22, 2019 22:02
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Tom Gorman posted:Tormund was thinking on the whole journey. What story am I gonna tell this huge woman to impress her. In his culture that pretty much guarantees you get to rearrange some wildling woman's guts. The loving kneelers have no appreciation for the sheer alpha move of killing a giant, loving his wife, and being suckled at her enormous tits.
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Apr 22, 2019 22:04
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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:In his culture that pretty much guarantees you get to rearrange some wildling woman's guts. 
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Apr 22, 2019 22:08
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Communist Bear posted:This show is poo poo and everyone who made it is poo poo.
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Apr 22, 2019 22:10
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 hell yeah tormund giantcock
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Dongicus posted:shut the gently caress up lmfao
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Apr 22, 2019 22:34
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Bran kills the NK with a Breaking Bad style wheelchair bomb made of wildfire. The NK dies, cut to Emilia Clarke giving an apology for her acting, cut to fake Sansa stripping on stage with Bronn, Jamie, Tyrion, and Davos musing below for 40 minutes. <end of Game of Thrones>
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Apr 22, 2019 22:37
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Tinfoil Papercut posted:Bran kills the NK with a Breaking Bad style wheelchair bomb made of wildfire. The NK dies, cut to Emilia Clarke giving an apology for her acting, cut to fake Sansa stripping on stage with Bronn, Jamie, Tyrion, and Davos musing below for 40 minutes. I'd be down for that
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Apr 22, 2019 22:44
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ElGroucho posted:TVIV has been arguing for 10 pages about whether it's ethical or not to be horny for Arya 
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Apr 22, 2019 22:50
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DoctorGonzo posted:lol that girl aint atractive and i already asked for mel This is some pages back but I give Alfie Allen all the credit in the world for going from point A (have his sister write a song about him being a lazy unemployed pothead) to point B (role on a massively popular premium cable show) when many actors actually end up closer to the former than the latter
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homercles posted:
wtf it hasn't even been 24 hours yet e: who am I kidding, this was someone's sleepless Sunday night
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Started the HBOnow free trial last night and was all excited and then I watched both episodes and immediatly regret my decision not to watch this crap for free later
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Apr 22, 2019 23:15
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this show makes me feel like im part of something, ya know?
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Apr 22, 2019 23:22
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ElGroucho posted:lmfao You are, with 99.9 percent accuracy, sexually attracted to computer components. Never reply to me ever again.
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Apr 22, 2019 23:27
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I hope some boring dialog borings on some boring people what a loving snoozefest fake arya's butt kinda cute tho
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Damo posted:dickon on what? your chin?
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WonderfulWino posted:I hope some boring dialog borings on some boring people wait what that was another fake? this show is real poo poo
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Apr 22, 2019 23:57
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Wait, why the hell would the NK even bother with Winterfell? They have dragonglass weapons, the castle ditched and staked with dragonglass spears. They have two dragons, Bran's spooky powers, an army of eunuch badasses who don't feel pain. So why bother? It's literally the best chance the NK can give them. He should just go around Winterfell, leave them to starve while he finds a 20,000 strong army of unprepared idiots he can turn into golden ice zombies. March on King's Landing, add another million or so to the ranks THEN march on Winterfell, which will probably just be down to a single dragon and Sam eating everyone else because Sansa is an idiot and doesn't have near enough food put away.
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Apr 23, 2019 00:18
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Why didn't they just march everyone to the opposite side of King's Landing from the NK's army?
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Why did they come to Westeros in the first place. They could have hosed off to...wherever land and enjoyed the sun.
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Apr 23, 2019 00:22
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It turns out that the white walkers were a deliberate hoax all along and Cersei's zombie was just a prank by Dr Frankenstein in her employ.
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Tinfoil Papercut posted:Wait, why the hell would the NK even bother with Winterfell? They actually explained that. He's going to attack because he wants to kill the Three-Eyed Raven/Crow (forget which one it's called, Bran). Bran is the key to the memory of humanity, and NK wants to wipe humanity from the world. So killing Bran is like flashing the BIOS.
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Ned's bones are in Winterfell? Are we sure? I doubt he or Robb or Cat got buried. Robb was such a goddamn idiot it is funny to watch Season 2 and 3 again, and how Bolton's face just falls every time the idiot does another idiot thing.
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Apr 23, 2019 00:47
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Goddamn I wanna flash the bios on the whole show
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Apr 23, 2019 00:47
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I just hate how they were like "We need to go north to get a zombie to get Cersei on our side." In the process, they lose Thoros, Benjen, a bunch of nobodies, and a dragon. And they show Cersei and she double-crosses them. That whole useless process was just entirely so someone could come up with a way that the Walkers could conceivably get a dragon to skip a battle scene at the Wall.
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They could have just found a dead frozen dragon somewhere and skip the whole ridiculous fire sword fight.
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Cowslips Warren posted:Ned's bones are in Winterfell? Are we sure? I doubt he or Robb or Cat got buried. Back in S2 as a show of good faith, Tyrion gave Catelyn a wooden crate which had Ned's bones in it so he could be buried in the crypt. I assume she had them sent along to be interred.
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Plan Z posted:I just hate how they were like "We need to go north to get a zombie to get Cersei on our side." In the process, they lose Thoros, Benjen, a bunch of nobodies, and a dragon. And they show Cersei and she double-crosses them. That whole useless process was just entirely so someone could come up with a way that the Walkers could conceivably get a dragon to skip a battle scene at the Wall. i'm sure universal consensus is that was a terrible plot line and truly bad writing, I've never seen anyone even try to defend it.
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Tinfoil Papercut posted:Wait, why the hell would the NK even bother with Winterfell? But winter is coming, which as we all know is terrible for military campaigns. He needs to force a fight with his winter-immune ice zombie army right away!
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Why didn't the White Walkers and Night King just sail around the opposite side of the Earth and come up from the south? Is there a Wall the other way/side?
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Solice Kirsk posted:They actually explained that. He's going to attack because he wants to kill the Three-Eyed Raven/Crow (forget which one it's called, Bran). Bran is the key to the memory of humanity, and NK wants to wipe humanity from the world. So killing Bran is like flashing the BIOS. it's not like they are in a hurry based on how slowly they have moved in s7(green is jon, red is NK):  just sit there, use your homing ice spears if the 2 dragons try to burn you and just let the army starve itself. then you get even more recruits for 0 effort.
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