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Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense



My recommendations are weird and often disgusting and I thank this thread for helping me keep them that way.

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Hug in a Can
Aug 1, 2010

NICE FLAMINGO
kind heart
fierce mind
brave spirit

:h: be good and try hard! :h:

I bought this and wore it and it was shiny and now everyone loves me :colbert:



bring me the thotwear!!!!

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Hug in a Can posted:

I bought this and wore it and it was shiny and now everyone loves me :colbert:



bring me the thotwear!!!!

Bodysuits are great. Until you need to poop.

HELLOMYNAMEIS___
Dec 30, 2007

Latex masks are a fun search.
How kawai!
It feels like I'm seeing double
This is actually pretty clever.
Homer looks like he's just seen something shocking and is like "welp".

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




I like this one. There aren't many good costume options for big fat guys, most monsters are either scrawny or muscular, but this zombie cannibal chef thing would work great.

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Cre...2948395916.html

Still not as horrifying as anime girl mask tho.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Kind of want the little penis (spring?) keyring.

Hug in a Can
Aug 1, 2010

NICE FLAMINGO
kind heart
fierce mind
brave spirit

:h: be good and try hard! :h:

Facebook Aunt posted:

Bodysuits are great. Until you need to poop.

it gives you a challenge and a reason to stay sober all night and I respect that kind of power!

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Facebook Aunt posted:

Bodysuits are great. Until you need to poop.

But women don't poop... do they? :ohdear:

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

Uhhhh that’s some pedo poo poo that’s like not safe for life

E:this was in reply to something from the previous page

yoloer420
May 19, 2006
I've seen a lot of porn which suggests that body suits simply unclip to allow easy access for things to enter/exit the poop area.

Is this not the case in reality?

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

goons.txt

nishi koichi
Feb 16, 2007

everyone feels that way and gives up.
that's how they get away with it.
this is neat, pentagram harness.



https://s.click.aliexpress.com/e/biaS4jOo

MarcusSA
Sep 23, 2007


I’m so conflicted with this.

Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense



I don’t get modern fashion

US $11.52 21% Off | 2017 New Fashion Fried Chicken Pants Chiffon Trouser Loose Thin Chicken Legs Solid Brain Hip-hop Funny Sweatpants Pantalon Mujer
https://s.click.aliexpress.com/e/clGbadzW

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009

goatface posted:

Kind of want the little penis (spring?) keyring.

The penis key ring is fashionable in all seasons

Christoph
Mar 3, 2005

Snowy posted:

I don’t get modern fashion

I do.

HELLOMYNAMEIS___
Dec 30, 2007

Since I don't have a smart phone or intend on getting one, I've got an MP3 player for listening to music on the go. My only gripes with this device are that song position is not remembered if I turn it off in the middle, and it could have support for more formats, such as m4a. There's a slot for an SD card, but so far, I've just used the internal 16 GB memory.

Speaking of SD cards, yeah I'm under the impression that memory is generally adviced to be avoided with AliExpress, but has anyone tested one of the brand name cards? Are they unauthorized fakes? Or is it possible to buy SD cards on Ali and get the true capacity?

yoloer420
May 19, 2006

HELLOMYNAMEIS___ posted:

Speaking of SD cards, yeah I'm under the impression that memory is generally adviced to be avoided with AliExpress, but has anyone tested one of the brand name cards? Are they unauthorized fakes? Or is it possible to buy SD cards on Ali and get the true capacity?

That card is cheaper on Amazon and you'll have an easier time returning it when you find it's fake.

Don't buy memory from AliExpress.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


I've been burned before with supposedly brand name sd cards.
just shop locally for that, the prices tend to be about the same anyway.

HELLOMYNAMEIS___
Dec 30, 2007

Right, yeah, that's what I figured.

Here's two magnetic travel games:
Go/Baduk/Weiqi
and
Chess.
There are others, but these are the ones I personally have.

eSporks
Jun 10, 2011

I ordered a poster from Ali. It turned out to be a low res jpeg printed on a consumer inkjet printer with the red running a bit low. I'm not sure what I expected.

Poster from Ali
Inkjet JPEG was low res
Not as expected.

MarcusSA
Sep 23, 2007

eSporks posted:

I ordered a poster from Ali. It turned out to be a low res jpeg printed on a consumer inkjet printer with the red running a bit low. I'm not sure what I expected.

Poster from Ali
Inkjet JPEG was low res
Not as expected.

You can’t leave us hanging let’s see it!

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




yoloer420 posted:

I've seen a lot of porn which suggests that body suits simply unclip to allow easy access for things to enter/exit the poop area.

Is this not the case in reality?

There are usually snaps in the crotch, yes. Occasionally it's more of a swimsuit situation.

The problem is that if it is a shirt rather than lingerie, there is the whole rest of the outfit. Maybe pants, maybe a skirt with tights or pantyhose, a jacket, accessories. A lot of stuff going on that wasn't there when you first put the bodysuit on. Bodysuits are made of stretchy material so when you undo the snaps the front and back spring up like you snapped an elastic. Sit down, do your business.

Now you need to do the snaps back up. The back snap is now somewhere between the small of your back and your bra line. You have to grab it with one hand and pull it over your rear end and between your thighs while your other hand pulls the front snap down to your crotch. Your pants or tights are around your knees restricting how much you can move your legs. You're probably wearing impractical footwear. And you're in a tiny toilet cubical. It's like a horrible single player version of Twister.

Carrion Luggage
Nov 24, 2006

Facebook Aunt posted:

There are usually snaps in the crotch, yes. Occasionally it's more of a swimsuit situation.

The problem is that if it is a shirt rather than lingerie, there is the whole rest of the outfit. Maybe pants, maybe a skirt with tights or pantyhose, a jacket, accessories. A lot of stuff going on that wasn't there when you first put the bodysuit on. Bodysuits are made of stretchy material so when you undo the snaps the front and back spring up like you snapped an elastic. Sit down, do your business.

Now you need to do the snaps back up. The back snap is now somewhere between the small of your back and your bra line. You have to grab it with one hand and pull it over your rear end and between your thighs while your other hand pulls the front snap down to your crotch. Your pants or tights are around your knees restricting how much you can move your legs. You're probably wearing impractical footwear. And you're in a tiny toilet cubical. It's like a horrible single player version of Twister.

the answer is clearly adding ratchet straps to the garmet

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

yoloer420 posted:

Don't buy memory from AliExpress.

Shut up Meg
Jan 8, 2019

You're safe here.
Cityboy friend of mine wore a Calvin Klein bodysuit under his 3 piece suit. The idea was that it would prevent the vest from riding up during the day and looking messy. Good idea. But....

It did not have any crotch fasteners. He discovered this design flaw when in the company restroom, desperate for a dump.

He wasn't sure which was the worst part of the experience:

Having to remove every single item of clothing (shirt, tie, jacket, trousers, shoes, underwear) in a small cubicle or

Having to take a dump at work, whilst completely naked, save for his socks.

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Shut up Meg posted:

Cityboy friend of mine wore a Calvin Klein bodysuit under his 3 piece suit. The idea was that it would prevent the vest from riding up during the day and looking messy. Good idea. But....

It did not have any crotch fasteners. He discovered this design flaw when in the company restroom, desperate for a dump.

He wasn't sure which was the worst part of the experience:

Having to remove every single item of clothing (shirt, tie, jacket, trousers, shoes, underwear) in a small cubicle or

Having to take a dump at work, whilst completely naked, save for his socks.

That's awesome.

SEX BURRITO
Jun 30, 2007

Not much fun
You can kind of push the crotch of a bodysuit to one side to pee. But it has to be a dainty, careful pee and not one where you’re desperate and have been drinking all night. It’s precarious.

The most horrific part of that poop story is that he left his socks on. If a fire alarm had gone off, surely it’d be better to run out naked than to run out in just socks?

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Nah, not in the city.

angerbot
Mar 23, 2004

plob
That's how you get hookworm

value-brand cereal
May 2, 2008

Protip: body suits are not one piece bathing suits, so don't try to go under a limbo stick in a body suit. The crotch snaps can and will, well, snap. Have fun fixing that in the middle of the beach! I saw a vine with that happening.

lt_kennedy
Sep 2, 2007
Needs Moar Race
Cursed



So cursed my gd phone won't let me post this properly :argh:

lt_kennedy fucked around with this message at 01:12 on Apr 25, 2019

Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense



Just have Enrique put a new one on every time you use the toilet

Bomrek
Oct 9, 2012

value-brand cereal posted:

Protip: body suits are not one piece bathing suits, so don't try to go under a limbo stick in a body suit. The crotch snaps can and will, well, snap. Have fun fixing that in the middle of the beach! I saw a vine with that happening.
I've never been more curious in my life


Why do these always show up in my recommends after buying cute socks :saddowns:

lt_kennedy
Sep 2, 2007
Needs Moar Race

Bomrek posted:

Nasty pearls :saddowns:

Same, but haven't seen them on my feed for a while.

Crazy Achmed
Mar 13, 2001

MarcusSA posted:

I’m so conflicted with this.

Buy it

Start a thrash metal band

Big Bad Beetleborg
Apr 8, 2007

Things may come to those who wait...but only the things left by those who hustle.

Snowy posted:

Just have Enrique put a new one on every time you use the toilet

Just have Enrique warm it directly

Moot .1415926535
Mar 24, 2006

Yep, that's pretty much it.
Has anyone bought a half decent GoPro type camera off of Ali?

Trabant
Nov 26, 2011

All systems nominal.

Shut up Meg posted:

Having to take a dump at work, whilst completely naked, save for his socks.

Feels good amazing, man.

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MarcusSA
Sep 23, 2007

Moot . posted:

Has anyone bought a half decent GoPro type camera off of Ali?

The xomi (?) brand is a good knock off. I’ve used mine quite a bit with the waterproof case and good. The go pro is better obviously but the knock off gets the job done.

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