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Explopyro
Mar 18, 2018

I am definitely liking the "WarioWare is postmodern" angle also. I'm not entirely convinced, but I think there's definitely something there. (The plot is literally "these games exist because of capitalism and greed, and they've been made with minimal effort, but you're still going to play them", isn't it?)

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Robindaybird
Aug 21, 2007

Neat. Sweet. Petite.

Yeah, you can't throw every genre in a blender and hope it works - you have to actually understand the different genres you're using and how to blend it.

Like take Crypt of the Necrodancer! A Rhythm game and a Rogue-like? Doesn't seem like they'd be compatible at all, but the creators understand what will work together, and what they need to toss out.

G-Mawwwwwww
Jan 31, 2003

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Combat Lobster posted:

How are you not banned yet?

Ok ok ok ok.

A little background: I am a very much "gently touch the poop" sort of person. This is a bad game but Andrew is very much not a bad person. And I want that third ending to show you. So I hang in the Discord. And I've done my best to dissociate my discord name from my full handle. I don't advertise I'm doing an LP, I don't say anything and I'll even chat with Andrew every now and again.

Today in the Discord, one of the other Devs pops up. Her name was Melanie. I thought she was the third YIIK sibling who drew the character art.

It turns out she wasn't. I say my apologies, tell her I liked her voice acting (because I did) and she politely accepts.

And then she says, "Anyway, thanks again for the kind words @Grandma—enjoy your party and give Charlie some good pets and a face squish for me :heart:"

Record scratch. I've never mentioned Charlie in there. Ever. I do a word search to see if I ever did.

Nope.




That's how you eat someone's lunch. GODDAMN.

(No, she won't guest on YIIK. But if I'm going down, I'm going down swinging.)

Also she loves :actually: and :yiikes: emoticons a lot.

nine-gear crow
Aug 10, 2013

GrandmaParty posted:

Ok ok ok ok.

A little background: I am a very much "gently touch the poop" sort of person. This is a bad game but Andrew is very much not a bad person. And I want that third ending to show you. So I hang in the Discord. And I've done my best to dissociate my discord name from my full handle. I don't advertise I'm doing an LP, I don't say anything and I'll even chat with Andrew every now and again.

Today in the Discord, one of the other Devs pops up. Her name was Melanie. I thought she was the third YIIK sibling who drew the character art.

It turns out she wasn't. I say my apologies, tell her I liked her voice acting (because I did) and she politely accepts.

And then she says, "Anyway, thanks again for the kind words @Grandma—enjoy your party and give Charlie some good pets and a face squish for me :heart:"

Record scratch. I've never mentioned Charlie in there. Ever. I do a word search to see if I ever did.

Nope.




That's how you eat someone's lunch. GODDAMN.

(No, she won't guest on YIIK. But if I'm going down, I'm going down swinging.)

Also she loves :actually: and :yiikes: emoticons a lot.

To be fair, you're not exactly trying to hide all that well either. Your LP and Diacorn's too are in the top 10 search results on YouTube when you plug in "YIIK let's play" on YouTube, which takes you to a page that shares an avatar with your SA and Discord avs, as well as a name for the most part too.

I am going to have to mildly step in as a mod of the sub however and mildly dissuade you from further poop touching, because if she was able to figure it out it's not that much of a stretch to assume that Andrew could put the pieces together too. And the last thing we need is for him to blow :10bux: to come in here with guns blazing.

Anyway,



It's good to see the chuds are coming out in force to defend YIIK from those awful SJWs. Because that's exactly who you want to have on your side at the end of the day, right?

Jerry Manderbilt
May 31, 2012

No matter how much paperwork I process, it never goes away. It only increases.

nine-gear crow posted:



It's good to see the chuds are coming out in force to defend YIIK from those awful skeletons. Because that's exactly who you want to have on your side at the end of the day, right?

like forget everything else about the game that's poo poo aside from the stuff that's attracted the most controversy, the ess jay dubyoos are inveighing against this game so the gamergate chud crowd's gotta die on this hill!

but yeah that thumbnail... it was preordained from like the moment this game slammed on the floor like one of chuck c johnson's turds

Crabtree
Oct 17, 2012

ARRRGH! Get that wallet out!
Everybody: Lowtax in a Pickle!
Pickle! Pickle! Pickle! Pickle!

Dinosaur Gum
As I said, Andrew is now on the Demolition Games level where his character with Nazi hair is now speaking and signaling to them for instant and easy praise. THE SJEWS DIDN'T LIKE MY GAME, THEY WERE TRIGGERED *at least one really poo poo youtube video is slapped together to slobber over Alan. Was it made by his brother or "sister"? MMMMM....could be!*

Also its fitting that he threw around a word he can't even loving define and expect you to wikipedia for him because he's too lazy to even know what it means. The literal 90s playbook of look in the thesaurus for words to your game. Pull out something impressive/weird enough. gently caress everything if it makes sense to anything! Yuks: The Antidisestablishmentarianism RPG!

Mors Rattus
Oct 25, 2007

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I see no particular reason to doubt that the sister exists. And is probably the smartest of the lot for not stepping into this frenzy of talking about bad ideas online.

Crabtree
Oct 17, 2012

ARRRGH! Get that wallet out!
Everybody: Lowtax in a Pickle!
Pickle! Pickle! Pickle! Pickle!

Dinosaur Gum
I'd rather her be imaginary than the alternative of her being a decent person related to and occasionally roped into coding for such a lazy poo poo head.

GenderSelectScreen
Mar 7, 2010

I DON'T KNOW EITHER DON'T ASK ME
College Slice

nine-gear crow posted:

And the last thing we need is for him to blow :10bux: to come in here with guns blazing.

Trying to deny Lowtax his spine money? :colbert:

Nidoking
Jan 27, 2009

I fought the lava, and the lava won.

Crabtree posted:

Also its fitting that he threw around a word he can't even loving define and expect you to wikipedia for him because he's too lazy to even know what it means. The literal 90s playbook of look in the thesaurus for words to your game. Pull out something impressive/weird enough. gently caress everything if it makes sense to anything! Yuks: The Antidisestablishmentarianism RPG!

YIIK: The Floccinaucinihilipilification RPG. It's still garbage, but that's the point, and all the people complaining about how bad it is are the true art behind the game.

Seraphic Neoman
Jul 19, 2011



Funny, a lot of chuds think YIIK is pandering to SJWs.

Hemingway To Go!
Nov 10, 2008

im stupider then dog shit, i dont give a shit, and i dont give a fuck, and i will never shut the fuck up, and i'll always Respect my enemys.
- ernest hemingway

SSNeoman posted:

Funny, a lot of chuds think YIIK is pandering to SJWs.

it could be both. Alex knows his chuddery is not normal and was trying to get more politically aware people to praise the game with certain parts of the writing.

My own interpretation of YIIK is Alex making an entire game about how he "knows" an rear end in a top hat but you should tolerate him as he is anyway. All the stuff about postmodernism, the little comments on racial justice, the attempts at depth and relevancy - the entire game is Alex basically trying to get people looking at this portrait of himself and begging them to say he's okay as he is, that maybe you're a little like him yourself. He's only come out as a misogynist and a chud after that failed, claimed the problem was the audience itself.

Drakenel
Dec 2, 2008

The glow is a guide, my friend. Though it falls to you to avert catastrophe, you will never fight alone.
It's pretty much a blanket term for 'anyone I disagree with' at this point, isn't it?

Crabtree
Oct 17, 2012

ARRRGH! Get that wallet out!
Everybody: Lowtax in a Pickle!
Pickle! Pickle! Pickle! Pickle!

Dinosaur Gum
You're supposed to tolerate and appreciate me, the game.

Omnicrom
Aug 3, 2007
Snorlax Afficionado


Drakenel posted:

It's pretty much a blanket term for 'anyone I disagree with' at this point, isn't it?

You speak as thought it ever wasn't.

Dirt Road Junglist
Oct 8, 2010

We will be cruel
And through our cruelty
They will know who we are

Crabtree posted:

You're supposed to tolerate and appreciate me, the game.

Ugh, if I wanted to do that, I'd get back with my ex boyfriend.

I think dude had a really high falutin' ideal for a game, did a moon shot, couldn't see if it landed, and very hopefully assumed that cuz he didn't see it crash, it totally landed perfectly.

And then someone called him to tell him they found his rocket, in pieces, in the ocean.

Blaziken386
Jun 27, 2013

I'm what the kids call: a big nerd
so, I came into this thinking it was gonna be pretty bad

I've only on episode 2 now, but. My expectations were already so low, and yet, clearly I was too optimistic, holy poo poo. It's so bad. It's bad on every possible level. :stonk:

Arkanumzilong
Sep 10, 2016

Dirt Road Junglist posted:

"I wanted to make the best movie, so I made a movie that's action, driving, romance, drama, kung fu, foreign, porno, documentary, AND it's in a special version of 3D that I just made up with my brother!"

So a David Cage game?

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


Arkanumzilong posted:

So a David Cage game?

Should have taken influence from John Cage instead and made 4'33": the game

nine-gear crow
Aug 10, 2013

iospace posted:

Should have taken influence from John Cage instead and made 4'33": the game

Should have taken influence from Johnny Cage and beat the poo poo out of an 8ft tall motherfucker for breaking his sunglasses.

creationist believer
Feb 16, 2007

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iospace posted:

Should have taken influence from John Cage instead and made 4'33": the game

Should have taken influence from Johnny Cage and, ah, gently caress, nine-gear-crow beat me. I was gonna say that Johnny Cage's character arc in MK X and MK11 was a decent "narcissistic rear end in a top hat becomes less of a narcissistic rear end in a top hat" arc

Lunatic Sledge
Jun 8, 2013

choose your own horror isekai sci-fi Souls-like urban fantasy gamer simulator adventure

or don't?

Explopyro posted:

I am definitely liking the "WarioWare is postmodern" angle also. I'm not entirely convinced, but I think there's definitely something there. (The plot is literally "these games exist because of capitalism and greed, and they've been made with minimal effort, but you're still going to play them", isn't it?)

It is! Wario is a fat bastard who gave up a life of adventuring to be a CEO of a game company, except he also can't make games, so he ropes his "friends" into making games for him. Each game is a series of microgames, usually using some new bullshit gimmick Wario "invented" (that coincidentally mirror whatever Nintendo's hot new gimmick is). So he strong arms his friends into making mini games that use touch controls or whatever.

It's a game about a game about smaller games, and often those smaller games will offer insight into the individual characters that made them. There's also various subplots, many of which hinge on the fact that Wario's a greedy piece of poo poo--like not paying his employees helpful friends, or hosting a game tournament just because a game is popular and Wario's broke.

And a lot of the games are homages / deliberate knock offs of classic games, like one that's Pac-man but Wario. Others are gonzo, genre bending weird poo poo like using cat hands to unroll toilet paper as fast as possible.

I don't know poo poo about post-modernism, but by the metric YIIK: A Prisencolinensinainciusol RPG is supposed to be post-modern Warioware is post-modern as hell.

Also Wario's an unlikeable protagonist in... literally every game he's the star of. He's gross, he's offensive, he's loud and greedy. It works because he's also extremely entertaining, gets comeuppance frequently, and nobody acts like he's not repulsive. loving crazy.

value-brand cereal
May 2, 2008

Blaziken386 posted:

so, I came into this thinking it was gonna be pretty bad

I've only on episode 2 now, but. My expectations were already so low, and yet, clearly I was too optimistic, holy poo poo. It's so bad. It's bad on every possible level. :stonk:

I don't know when you'll see this, but I got great news for you: if you read the thread you'll find many pictures of cats and some dogs! I hope that balances out watching Yuk!

Also of you got cats, please pics. Thanks in advance.

Robindaybird
Aug 21, 2007

Neat. Sweet. Petite.

Lunatic Sledge posted:

Also Wario's an unlikeable protagonist in... literally every game he's the star of. He's gross, he's offensive, he's loud and greedy. It works because he's also extremely entertaining, gets comeuppance frequently, and nobody acts like he's not repulsive. loving crazy.

This. The key to making an rear end in a top hat main character is to either start him on a redemption arc asap or to lean into it and make it funny.

Blackadder wouldn't be nearly as entertaining if the titular character wasn't a walking pile of snark, surrounded by equally assholish or really stupid people, and he tends to get hosed over as often as he screws other people over.

Just Dan Again
Dec 16, 2012

Adventure!
I think a few people have touched on this already, but the Blackadder comparison made it really clear to me that Alex's lovely behavior provokes no consequences. Sometimes someone will tell Alex "you're a dick," but the only actual story or gameplay change that occurs directly because of Alex's assholishness is a character committing suicide... and then never being referenced again.

It makes me think of shows like Always Sunny where the protagonists are clearly terrible people, but the fact that they're terrible actually drives the plot. People react to them, situations get created, consequences unfold. Alex being terrible results in some so much dialog, and maybe a brief sequence where you run around a map looking for another character, but the story just rolls on moronically toward its conclusion.

Crabtree
Oct 17, 2012

ARRRGH! Get that wallet out!
Everybody: Lowtax in a Pickle!
Pickle! Pickle! Pickle! Pickle!

Dinosaur Gum
And the no consequences for his lovely behavior, again, make the game an unsubtle "Accept and Tolerate me" kind of story. Rather than Alex really redeeming himself in any true sense or even owning up to what he is, you're just supposed to like him eventually without any reason or action that could make him a likable jackass. He is and always will be a dull piece of poo poo. And because he is an author stand in, Allanson is really salty about people not liking his "game" and - by extension, him the real person.

Robindaybird
Aug 21, 2007

Neat. Sweet. Petite.

honestly what do we *know* about Alex besides that he's a whiny manbaby with an interest in vinyls?

Ramos
Jul 3, 2012


Robindaybird posted:

honestly what do we *know* about Alex besides that he's a whiny manbaby with an interest in vinyls?

Took six years in college to walk out with jack poo poo, has no networking skills, spends his days on conspiracy forum, has a sister, has a mother who blew out her savings in an attempt to make her worthless son a productive member of society, has a thing for a dead girl in a conspiracy, is the reason why the world is going to end.

G-Mawwwwwww
Jan 31, 2003

My LPth are Hot Garbage
Biscuit Hider

nine-gear crow posted:

To be fair, you're not exactly trying to hide all that well either. Your LP and Diacorn's too are in the top 10 search results on YouTube when you plug in "YIIK let's play" on YouTube, which takes you to a page that shares an avatar with your SA and Discord avs, as well as a name for the most part too.

I am going to have to mildly step in as a mod of the sub however and mildly dissuade you from further poop touching, because if she was able to figure it out it's not that much of a stretch to assume that Andrew could put the pieces together too. And the last thing we need is for him to blow :10bux: to come in here with guns blazing.

I'm kind of amazed he hasn't found out already. It's his baby. He's talked with me a few times and I chatted with him when he was livestreaming the game. So far he's been pleasant and cordial and he was drunk half the times he went in the discord, not kidding

I'll definitely discourage people (and they've been good) from messing with the Discord. There's a line between dunking on a bad game and being malicious and I'm trying very hard to stay on the first half.

Jimmy is definitely going to be a much more positive experience.

There are three endgame episodes, one chaos stream with mind dungeon payoff and an alternate ending to show off left. We should be on Jimmy a week from Monday at the current rate.

The three endgame episodes are incredibly ridiculous.

G-Mawwwwwww fucked around with this message at 17:59 on Apr 24, 2019

Mors Rattus
Oct 25, 2007

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Ramos posted:

Took six years in college to walk out with jack poo poo, has no networking skills, spends his days on conspiracy forum, has a sister, has a mother who blew out her savings in an attempt to make her worthless son a productive member of society, has a thing for a dead girl in a conspiracy, is the reason why the world is going to end.
and we wonder why it resonates with alt right dickheads

Rotten Red Rod
Mar 5, 2002

I joined their Discord to silently watch because I was curious how they would react to the dev being on the Dick Masterson show. And for the most part they just... Didn't comment on it. They seem uninterested in the dev's politics and more just liked that he was interviewed on a popular thing and were mining it for info on how to find the 3rd ending.

In general, you'll find WAY more interesting discussion and analysis of the game and its story here in this thread than on that discord. All they really do there is discuss their theories about how to find the 3rd ending, and in general seem like nice and positive people. In conclusion, do not touch poop.

Kchama
Jul 25, 2007

GrandmaParty posted:

I'm kind of amazed he hasn't found out already. It's his baby. He's talked with me a few times and I chatted with him when he was livestreaming the game. So far he's been pleasant and cordial and he was drunk half the times he went in the discord, not kidding

I'll definitely discourage people (and they've been good) from messing with the Discord. There's a line between dunking on a bad game and being malicious and I'm trying very hard to stay on the first half.

Jimmy is definitely going to be a much more positive experience.

There are three endgame episodes, one chaos stream with mind dungeon payoff and an alternate ending to show off left. We should be on Jimmy a week from Monday at the current rate.

The three endgame episodes are incredibly ridiculous.

What? Not gonna cover the THIRD ENDING for EVERY PLATFORM?

G-Mawwwwwww
Jan 31, 2003

My LPth are Hot Garbage
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Kchama posted:

What? Not gonna cover the THIRD ENDING for EVERY PLATFORM?

If the third ending is ever discovered, I'll do it.

Rotten Red Rod
Mar 5, 2002

GrandmaParty posted:

If the third ending is ever discovered, I'll do it.

Even if it involves an entire fresh playthrough with a specific filename...?

Kchama
Jul 25, 2007

GrandmaParty posted:

If the third ending is ever discovered, I'll do it.

I was mostly just giving you and YIIK poo poo. Since the dev dude really did say it's a completely different ending on every platform.

G-Mawwwwwww
Jan 31, 2003

My LPth are Hot Garbage
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Rotten Red Rod posted:

Even if it involves an entire fresh playthrough with a specific filename...?

If Arist can screenshot all of Persona 5, I can do this.

If Mega64 can play all those Final Fantasy games, I can do this.

If Danaru can continue drinking Vicar's Cross to thumb his nose in the very face of God, I can do this.

I gotta start a fresh playthrough for the last mind dungeon scene anyway. Putting "Zelda" as the name isn't that bad.

G-Mawwwwwww fucked around with this message at 21:18 on Apr 24, 2019

Leal
Oct 2, 2009
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Combat Lobster
Feb 18, 2013

Kchama posted:

I was mostly just giving you and YIIK poo poo. Since the dev dude really did say it's a completely different ending on every platform.

That could easily mean, 'there's a model of a Swtich in the foreground like in the first ending.

Fancy Hat!
Dec 5, 2003

In spite of how he's dressed, he ain't nobody's fool.
So he's working on yet another game, is Cromasphere or whatever just dead in the water.... again?

Starstuck seems like yet another attempt at a wacky mixemup game. Maybe these parts will mesh better this time? As long as its not narrative focused.

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Rotten Red Rod
Mar 5, 2002

Fancy Hat! posted:

Starstuck seems like yet another attempt at a wacky mixemup game. Maybe these parts will mesh better this time? As long as its not narrative focused.

Sounds pretty postmodern!

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