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Blurred posted:well i guess you could say they made a real boner there ahahahahahaha Well at least they show you what it will look like on the paper BEFORE you buy them.
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Memento posted:
Something something yeast infection.
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# ? Apr 21, 2019 11:45 |
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# ? Apr 21, 2019 11:59 |
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"I spend a lot of time thinking about my daughters' vaginas"
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# ? Apr 21, 2019 12:39 |
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Dixville posted:"I spend a lot of time thinking about my daughters' vaginas" "I don't know the difference between vulva and vagina, and I'll be damned if my daughters learn the difference!"
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# ? Apr 21, 2019 12:56 |
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Dienes posted:"I don't know the difference between vulva and vagina, and I'll be damned if my daughters learn the difference!" Please use the correct medical term and call it a "pound mound."
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# ? Apr 21, 2019 13:27 |
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Uh, sure. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna eat the hell out of Taylor Swift's vagina.
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# ? Apr 21, 2019 15:15 |
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Take it from me and let it cool down a bit first.
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# ? Apr 21, 2019 20:23 |
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Or slather it with butter and honey.
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# ? Apr 21, 2019 22:27 |
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Literally every purity ball American dad has raped either their son or daughter. That's just a science fact, and also why no-one trusts Americans.
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# ? Apr 21, 2019 23:37 |
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I wonder if that twitter vulva denier every conceded to being wrong.
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# ? Apr 22, 2019 01:13 |
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Picnic Princess posted:vulva denier This is my new word filter for "Republican"
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# ? Apr 22, 2019 01:44 |
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Picnic Princess posted:I wonder if that twitter vulva denier every conceded to being wrong.
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# ? Apr 22, 2019 01:46 |
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Picnic Princess posted:I wonder if that twitter vulva denier every conceded to being wrong. Last I heard of him was when he wrote a few dozen pages long "academic" paper trying to prove he was right. That included a random admission to being racist, so I'm guessing that he's not the kind of person to know when to cut his losses.
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# ? Apr 22, 2019 04:06 |
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Fatty Crabcakes posted:What does your heart tell you? It's telling me there are voices that want to be heard So much to mention but you can't find the words The sense of magic, the beauty that's been When love was wilder than the wind My heart fuckin' sucks, argh.
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# ? Apr 22, 2019 09:48 |
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Yes yes yes you won! You won!!!!! Stop no jesus https://i.imgur.com/5BqguRQ.mp4 Don't ruin food for me Jesus
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# ? Apr 22, 2019 11:00 |
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Nepenthes plant aka penis flytrap Sometimes I find it weird that Snopes is the one to make me dive for the "hide post" button when I'm at work, but whatcha gonna do.
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# ? Apr 24, 2019 17:37 |
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Ok "Captain Hygiene"
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# ? Apr 24, 2019 19:26 |
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Christ you fall asleep naked in a grassy field ONE TIME and the next thing you know some morning strollers snap a pick and now you're internet famous.
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# ? Apr 24, 2019 19:33 |
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Karate Bastard posted:Ok "Captain Hygiene" That's just a side gig, I don't want to get fired from my main job at the not looking at things that look like erect penises factory.
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# ? Apr 24, 2019 20:16 |
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Captain Hygiene posted:
i wonder who came across these first
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# ? Apr 24, 2019 20:58 |
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bad posts ahead!!! posted:i wonder who came across these first Some lonely man.
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# ? Apr 24, 2019 21:38 |
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Karate Bastard posted:Yes yes yes you won! You won!!!!! Stop no jesus What was this before imgur pulled it?
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# ? Apr 24, 2019 21:39 |
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bad posts ahead!!! posted:i wonder who came across these first A country girl.
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# ? Apr 25, 2019 03:30 |
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great work team!
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# ? Apr 25, 2019 04:42 |
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Elohssa Gib posted:What was this before imgur pulled it? Did they now? Good people over at imgur. It was a tv ad from a Norwegian sex shop celebrating their hundredth anniversary or whatever. So how do you celebrate your hundredth anniversary as a sex shop if you are not allowed to show actual nudity or loving? Well you do a 5min high production values video featuring an unending cavalcade of 2sec clips of models and horny food items. What stuck with me most was a woman lovingly tracing the inside of a donut through heavy warm chocolate frosting and licking her fingers off. I may not be able to show you the video but I can ruin food for you and by God I will
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# ? Apr 25, 2019 07:06 |
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You can watch it here: https://tv.kampanje.com/kondomeriet-feirer-30-ar
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# ? Apr 25, 2019 17:24 |
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That's not ruining food, that's enjoying food the way god intended.
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# ? Apr 25, 2019 19:46 |
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enjoy this food https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PMBXJ9I3pJM
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# ? Apr 25, 2019 20:35 |
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*dives headfirst into thread and slides like a pro baseball star taking home plate * Debbie Harry? More Like Debbie Shaven! *clonks head on wall, dies*
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# ? Apr 28, 2019 21:29 |
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Please tell me this is the first dick and balls ever drawn by humans on another world Ed: from 2013. Yup
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# ? Apr 28, 2019 21:35 |
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Even sounding like "NASCAR" is enough to be compensating for something.
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# ? Apr 28, 2019 22:21 |
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If there isn't a big ol donger at least somewhere on the moon I'm mondo disappointed in our boys from the sixties.
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# ? Apr 29, 2019 12:46 |
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Karate Bastard posted:If there isn't a big ol donger at least somewhere on the moon I'm mondo disappointed in our boys from the sixties. Drawing genitals all over everything is, like, one of the basic human functions. I'm pretty sure the first dick drawing was made on a cave wall somewhere about twenty minutes after the invention of representative art as a concept.
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# ? Apr 29, 2019 13:03 |
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No I think that's backwards. I think the thought process must have been 1) Goop 2) IMMA PUT THAT poo poo ON MA DICK, AND HUMP STUFF LOOK OUT WALL 4) hey that kinda looks like dicks, neat!
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# ? Apr 29, 2019 13:08 |
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...and immediately after that, the first purpose-made dickpick was drawn.
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# ? Apr 29, 2019 14:54 |
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Groke posted:...and immediately after that, the first purpose-made dickpick was drawn. "Ugg showed you his UggStick why you no reply?" "Replies haven't been invented yet"
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# ? Apr 29, 2019 16:01 |
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Found on Reddit: Title of the imgur album: I feel so good, Mr. Stark
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