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ryde posted:I was honestly hoping for the comedy option of Musk reading an analysis of Buffet's investing strategy and how he used insurance float and thinking "I can do that!" i mean, he may also have done that, there's no reason there has to be only one stupid cause for this stupid announcement
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Why take a deposit once for a product you'll never deliver when you could take a deposit every month for a product you'll never deliver? Can you imagine how long it would take to get paid if you filed a claim under Tesla insurance? If you got paid at all
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quote:Tesla revealed earlier this month that it delivered about 63,000 vehicles to customers in the first three months of 2019 — a 31% drop compared to the prior quarter, and the single largest decline Tesla has ever reported. Lmao elong said they were going to deliver 400k cars this year. quote:An analyst on Wednesday's earnings call referred to quarterly reports as a "distraction" that pulls people's attention away from Tesla's leadership and dominance in the electric car market. maybe they could perhaps secure some funding to take the company private
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given spacex cap raise woes, I doubt he actually wishes they were private he just wishes he didn’t have to give reports or be subject to government oversight
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700 million dollar loss and revenue down almost 40%. lol
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lol it’s going to be full-on book cooking by next quarter
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lancemantis posted:given spacex cap raise woes, I doubt he actually wishes they were private Yeah, I know he got all huffy when NASA told him "No, you can't do a propulsive landing. Use parachutes." on the Dragon test. One explosion later and whoever made that call has the smuggest loving grin.
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leftist heap posted:Lmao elong said they were going to deliver 400k cars this year.
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I thought official Elon bullshit guidance was 500k now?
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Endless Mike posted:no, he said make 400k cars. just gotta find a lot of empty parking lots to put em in while they wait for fsd to be ready so they can start printing money https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1098080063801585664
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Can we get a smoka consult on what ‘Ol Musky’s animutar “means”?
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Schadenboner posted:Can we get a smoka consult on what ‘Ol Musky’s animutar “means”? it means he wants to gently caress children, op
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FMguru posted:im not smoka, but i think i have pretty good "handle" on all the different ways you can interpret an anime avatar and can offer a pretty definitive analysis of musks avatar and what it means: 
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christ, what an rear end in a top hat
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Fuzzy Mammal posted:christ, what an rear end in a top hat 
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Elon Musk and his ilk are loving immature assholes.
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Schadenboner posted:Can we get a smoka consult on what ‘Ol Musky’s animutar “means”? it is edward elric, the protagonist of fullmetal alchemist. i don't know what it means because i don't watch anime.
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fullmetal alchemist is #4 on the list of most popular anime on myanimelist, so it sounds like exactly the sort of thing you'd pick if you wanted everyone to think you were hip and cool and into japanese child cartoons but had never actually seen any.
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you sick gently caress
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graph posted:700 million dollar loss and revenue down almost 40%. lol gently caress, lol
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graph posted:700 million dollar loss and revenue down almost 40%. lol Might as well have just thrown the money into a lithium battery fi- oh lol
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elonward "clyde" elric is a plucky young alchemist with custom autopilot that needs maintenance after every twitter battle. he and his younger brother kimbalphonso ("al") attempted the forbidden weed joke buyout and saw the door to delivery hell, located in thailand (sus). clyde gained phenomenal founder powers over tesla incorporated, but in equal exchange, the shortseller enrichment commission's unfair reactions badly maimed him, and al lost his board seat on chipotle mexican grill entirely; clyde quickly sealed al's soul into a nearby plaid-and-stetson-clad scarecrow. now the two brothers roam the corporate landscape and seek the ultimate truth behind big oil itself. new episodes of fullflannel alchemist air 8pm/7c only on twitter
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aardvaard posted:it is edward elric, the protagonist of fullmetal alchemist. i don't know what it means because i don't watch anime. the guy that voiced edward just recently got outed as a serial sex pest that did stuff like give his number to underaged girls
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Grace Baiting posted:elonward "clyde" elric is a plucky young alchemist with custom autopilot that needs maintenance after every twitter battle. he and his younger brother kimbalphonso ("al") attempted the forbidden weed joke buyout and saw the door to delivery hell, located in thailand (sus). clyde gained phenomenal founder powers over tesla incorporated, but in equal exchange, the shortseller enrichment commission's unfair reactions badly maimed him, and al lost his board seat on chipotle mexican grill entirely; clyde quickly sealed al's soul into a nearby plaid-and-stetson-clad scarecrow. now the two brothers roam the corporate landscape and seek the ultimate truth behind big oil itself. I don't understand any of this and I feel, like, pretty cool with that
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I think they used to have that on after the good cartoons on Sunday/Monday Adult Swim (which to say the western ones excepting Space Ghost Coast To Coast which was Teh Monky Cheez poo poo)?
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Schadenboner posted:I think they used to have that on after the good cartoons on Sunday/Monday Adult Swim (which to say the western ones excepting Space Ghost Coast To Coast which was Teh Monky Cheez poo poo)? Yeah but Busta rhymes was a guest once so that's cool
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edward and his robot brother are the focus of a lot of incest fic
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Platystemon posted:Elon Musk and his ilk are loving immature assholes. simple, to the point, and 100% true.
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aardvaard posted:fullmetal alchemist is #4 on the list of most popular anime on myanimelist, so it sounds like exactly the sort of thing you'd pick if you wanted everyone to think you were hip and cool and into japanese child cartoons but had never actually seen any.
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Pinterest Mom posted:edward and his robot brother are the focus of a lot of incest fic thanks for your in-depth reporting on the subject
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posting anime
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no papa
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Schadenboner posted:(which to say the western ones excepting Space Ghost Coast To Coast which was Teh Monky Cheez poo poo)?
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Wheany posted:no papa
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After Banks posted that thing about him being a down's syndrome looking motherfucker I can't unsee it
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