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yeah I eat rear end posted:I like them because they are kind of like the non-white-power rednecks - if you're nice to them they are nice to you with no questions. You don't have to be a mudding expert or know the lyrics to whatever ICP's most well known song is, but if you express an interest in it you're "in". Yeah, basically a redneck's final form is either a neo-nazi or a juggalo. Depends on what they're holding when you trade them. Tubgoat posted:PHUO: Whatever being first penned the line "Do the Helen Keller and talk with your hips" ought to be brought before the most violent drug cartel in business and presented as the "leader in efforts to legalise marijuana federally in the United States." Shush girl. Shut your lips
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People that care about circumcision, at all, are always super weird. Also, your weird gentile dicks look like gross dog dicks. I’m glad I got mine turned normal and godly before I could remember.
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My first exposure to The Doors was Break On Through to the Other Side, so I mean, they're not wrong??
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This isn't an opinion, it's a fact
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phuo: The President of the United States should never bow to the Queen of England (or any future monarch,) but the Queen should be allowed to inject "PAY YOUR TAXES BITCH" into every conversation.
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Guitar solos loving suck. Nothing ruins a song or takes me out of the moment quicker than basically grinding to a halt in the middle of it so the guitarist can jerk off about how good he is at guitar.
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Apr 21, 2019 20:56
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Songs shouldn't have bridges.
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im gone for three days and the thread moves on to circumcision shut the gently caress up smegma sucks and no man should have to deal with it Shibawanko posted:Songs shouldn't have bridges. Yeah, I hear that London's bridges keep falling down.
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I hate New York City
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Edgar Allen Ho posted:I hate New York City 
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Apr 23, 2019 03:45
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CityMidnightJunky posted:Guitar solos loving suck. Nothing ruins a song or takes me out of the moment quicker than basically grinding to a halt in the middle of it so the guitarist can jerk off about how good he is at guitar. Conversely , vocalists shouldn't shout, hum, or otherwise make noise during a badass solo.
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Apr 23, 2019 15:24
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All guitar solos should be introduced by the vocalist going “GUITAR!”
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No one should sing or play guitar while the song is playing imo
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Apr 23, 2019 17:19
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guitar solos are actually good because it takes the spotlight from the vocalist who's singing the whole time
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Only drummers and bassists should get solos gently caress off keyboard
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Music actually sucks
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Henchman of Santa posted:All guitar solos should be introduced by the vocalist going “GUITAR!” Dick Valentine sometimes also will shout SOLO!
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A nice, short solo in the middle of a song can be great but I have a zero tolerance policy on noodling and wankery. Guitar "virtuoso" music is literally the worst poo poo on the planet.
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veni veni veni posted:A nice, short solo in the middle of a song can be great but I have a zero tolerance policy on noodling and wankery. Guitar "virtuoso" music is literally the worst poo poo on the planet. This, so very much.
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They should just yell INTERMISSION and turn down the volume on the guitarist and every gets a drink or takes a piss while they gently caress around.
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people who think guitar solos are bad are just upset because they aren't as good at guitar playing  phuo: people who have children or are over the age of 40 should not be allowed to purchase a motorcycle unless they have 1000 hours of previous experience and can write a loving dissertation on what signs and arrows mean
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Guitars aren't good instruments. They're fine as background noise or as accompaniment to an actually good instrument or vocals, but guitar solos, and music primarily based around guitars, is bad. There are a few exceptions, particular examples of guitar music that are actually decent, but basically any other instrument is better. Aside from banjos and ukuleles, which should be banned on penalty of death.
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A natural, uncomplicated childbirth is a gruesome sci-fi horror, and it only gets worse from there.
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Tiggum posted:Guitars aren't good instruments. no Tubgoat posted:A natural, uncomplicated childbirth is a gruesome sci-fi horror, and it only gets worse from there. I think everyone could agree on this, except women who can not feel pain
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baby's on fire is a banger and it's just one big guitar solo
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Guitar solos are actually the best. Dad rock is the best genre of music.
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Tubgoat posted:A natural, uncomplicated childbirth is a gruesome sci-fi horror, and it only gets worse from there. Either your tolerance for blood is incredibly low, or you haven't seen an actual natural and uncomplicated childbirth. hawowanlawow posted:baby's on fire is a banger and it's just one big guitar solo Presuming you mean the Brian Eno song. The solo serves the song though which is Good, rather than being an intermission, like most solos, which is Bad. Also, it's Robert Fripp, who is Ace.
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Elissimpark posted:Either your tolerance for blood is incredibly low, or you haven't seen an actual natural and uncomplicated childbirth. But poop!
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Anyone who thinks guitar solos arent cool hasnt heard maggot brain
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But that falls under rockin guitar solos and not wanky guitar solos.
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Oh wait the actual song maggot brain. Yeah I guess it’s pretty wanky lol. Good album though.
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Elissimpark posted:Either your tolerance for blood is incredibly low, or you haven't seen an actual natural and uncomplicated childbirth. Unless I'm deeply misunderstanding human reproduction.
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Tubgoat posted:A broad swells up and becomes increasingly cranky and helpless for close to a year until such a time as a shitload of unsexy goo comes rushing out of her followed by a super tiny, super loud human larva comes bursting from her junk, and it's attached by a grody flesh-straw to her so ya gotta cut that and tie it off and there's blood and poo poo and piss and other various and sundry filthy wet stuff slopping all around and THEN the financial consequences really start to pile on. Just lol if you aren't just fertilising the pile of eggs your brood wife laid in the breeding chamber. Seriously though, having been there for the births of both my daughters, it's not that messy. Though imagining the end of Akira as a maternity scene is kinda amusing. Luckily, my wife must have been built for pregnancy. No crazy and she was working and active til very close to due dates. Just a weird craving for sour flavours with the first (vinegar went in EVERYTHING) and coffee with the second.
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Tubgoat posted:A broad swells up and becomes increasingly cranky and helpless for close to a year until such a time as a shitload of unsexy goo comes rushing out of her followed by a super tiny, super loud human larva comes bursting from her junk, and it's attached by a grody flesh-straw to her so ya gotta cut that and tie it off and there's blood and poo poo and piss and other various and sundry filthy wet stuff slopping all around and THEN the financial consequences really start to pile on. "super loud human larva" is a fun way to say "i'm 13 years old and i hate babies because its cool"
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Tubgoat posted:A broad swells up and becomes increasingly cranky and helpless for close to a year until such a time as a shitload of unsexy goo comes rushing out of her followed by a super tiny, super loud human larva comes bursting from her junk, and it's attached by a grody flesh-straw to her so ya gotta cut that and tie it off and there's blood and poo poo and piss and other various and sundry filthy wet stuff slopping all around and THEN the financial consequences really start to pile on. Narrator voice: They were
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People who willfully point out "i'd pay more to take a plane/train/go to a restaurant if I didn't have to hear other people's children" are amusing, you were a child once too and you were also probably a little poo poo
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spit on my clit posted:"super loud human larva" is a fun way to say "i'm 13 years old and i hate babies because its cool" "Rolly poly, chubby cheeked little poo poo machine" was a fun description too.
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JollyBoyJohn posted:People who willfully point out "i'd pay more to take a plane/train/go to a restaurant if I didn't have to hear other people's children" are amusing, you were a child once too and you were also probably a little poo poo I was a teenager once too, doesn’t mean I like hanging out where teenagers hang out. There’s plenty of cinemas for example that now have at least some adults-only showings and child-friendly showings and you can enjoy that without being a full on “how dare these crotschspawn enjoy a marvel movie!” douchelord.
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It's like shopping at Target. You pay slightly more for the sightly better experience. And that experience is not having to see the dirty, dirty Poors that shop at Walmart.
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