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got any sevens posted:or just spit on it dammit this is rear end-wiping not rear end-loving, there is a slight but significant difference
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Apr 25, 2019 02:42
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Screaming Idiot posted:dammit this is rear end-wiping not rear end-loving, there is a slight but significant difference sure like you’ve never gotten carried away
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Apr 25, 2019 02:51
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you can get a p good bidet for like 30 bux on amazon
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Apr 25, 2019 02:55
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Day Man posted:They are lying. Put one into a bowl of water and see what it does over time. Then, do the same with toilet paper. The wipes do not fall apart at all. They are a huge problem for municipalities all over. It should not be legal for them to carry that label. Google fatberg sometime
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Apr 25, 2019 02:57
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got any sevens posted:or just spit on it This got a genuine chuckle from me. I really needed that today, thanks.
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Apr 25, 2019 03:07
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Tubgoat posted:Use TP moistened from a clean water tap, don't be afraid to use 2-3 squares folded together. when I was a kid I would do that, got up from the seat because I couldn't reach the sink. a heretofore unknown dangler dropped onto the seat and I sat on it. this greatly complicated my situation. cursory googling on the topic of these things reveals a denial from the company that their stuff clogs sewers. "it's made of wood pulp, it breaks up in water" they say. I may conduct an experiment and leave one in a bowl of water to see how it goes.
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Apr 25, 2019 03:16
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Bilirubin posted:Google fatberg sometime It's fatberg not wipeberg
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Apr 25, 2019 03:16
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Rated PG-34 posted:you can get a p good bidet for like 30 bux on amazon do you take it to public bathrooms with you
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Apr 25, 2019 03:18
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https://twitter.com/petersterne/status/1121113048587100163
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Apr 25, 2019 03:57
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Kitfox88 posted:i just dont feel clean using tp You will never in your life be clean. The microcosm of non-human cells in your body outnumber the human ones. No amount of wiping with any material will remove the traces of how your rear end is regularly bathed in E. coli. Just remove the gunk that hasn't fallen away into the toilet and make your peace with living within a certain tolerance range of filth.
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Apr 25, 2019 04:05
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holy loly
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Apr 25, 2019 04:09
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RaySmuckles posted:holy loly Jesus loving Christ, and just the weird thumpy bass noises from my parents watching whatever film on another floor in a non-connected room would freak me the gently caress out well into early gradeschool. 
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Apr 25, 2019 04:12
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got any sevens posted:do you take it to public bathrooms with you move to japan
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Apr 25, 2019 04:35
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https://twitter.com/murderbryan/status/1120005825538547712?s=21 https://twitter.com/murderbryan/status/1120007079853461504?s=21
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Apr 25, 2019 05:11
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Tubgoat posted:Jesus loving Christ, and just the weird thumpy bass noises from my parents watching whatever film on another floor in a non-connected room would freak me the gently caress out well into early gradeschool. in the past five years or so theyve slapped a wifi connection into absolutely everything and its all set up with security credentials of LOGIN: admin PASSWORD: admin and strangely enough the marketing materials never mention that you now need to set up a firewall for your baby monitor. the user agreements sure are ironclad in that the company is in no way responsible for any loss or exfiltration of data Shear Modulus has issued a correction as of 05:32 on Apr 25, 2019 |
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Apr 25, 2019 05:28
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I’m the mom still using a baby monitor for her freaking 3 year old
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Apr 25, 2019 05:29
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if you're lucky your baby monitor will be used as part of a botnet ddos attack on important infrastructure if you're unlucky it will play pornography to your child I honestly don't understand how anyone gets excited about the "internet of things", it's both stupid and terrifying at the same time
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Apr 25, 2019 05:30
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the user agreements sure are ironclad in that the company is in no way responsible for any loss or exfiltration of data
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Apr 25, 2019 05:33
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a catchphrase ive heard tech industry heads throw around a lot lately is "data is the new oil." its pretty apt in how it describes how a small select few have gotten and will continue to get astronomically rich off of it when they had no part whatsoever in creating it
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Apr 25, 2019 05:37
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I can't wait to come home one day only to find that somebody hacked my smartfridge to cause everything to spoil while my smartoven was set to 500.
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Apr 25, 2019 05:40
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pseudosavior posted:I can't wait to come home one day only to find that somebody hacked my smartfridge to cause everything to spoil while my smartoven was set to 500. Megaman Battle Network was a prophecy.
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Apr 25, 2019 05:43
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pseudosavior posted:I can't wait to come home one day only to find that somebody hacked my smartfridge to cause everything to spoil while my smartoven was set to 500. can't wait for some super ethical company to hire hackers to make everyone's smartfridges order their products
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Apr 25, 2019 05:44
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Bilirubin posted:Google fatberg sometime Don't doxx me
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Apr 25, 2019 06:16
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If (if if if) I have kids they're gonna be locked in a faraday cage w me until they turn 21 then we will venture out into a new and strange world together.
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Apr 25, 2019 06:58
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witchy posted:If (if if if) I have kids they're gonna be locked in a faraday cage w me until they turn 21 then we will venture out into a new and strange world together. It's gonna be like that scene in fallout where you exit the vault and are blinded by the sun but instead we'll be overwhelmed by an AR hyperviolence/ultraporn combo piped directly into our retinas via lasers from the drone swarm constantly buzzing overhead.
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Apr 25, 2019 07:03
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SlothfulCobra posted:You will never in your life be clean. The microcosm of non-human cells in your body outnumber the human ones. No amount of wiping with any material will remove the traces of how your rear end is regularly bathed in E. coli. it's kind of gross to think about anything biological in too much detail, like how we're constantly coated in a thin film of oil and your skin feels completely wrong when not, which is why it's so hard to find soap without lotion in it
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Apr 25, 2019 07:33
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The Affluent Homeless: A Sleeping Pod, A Hired Desk And A Handful Of Clothes
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Apr 25, 2019 07:36
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Under Communism this man would be forced to live in a communal apartment, bereft of basic necessities like a car and big screen tv...
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Apr 25, 2019 07:39
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Larry Parrish posted:it's kind of gross to think about anything biological in too much detail, like how we're constantly coated in a thin film of oil and your skin feels completely wrong when not, which is why it's so hard to find soap without lotion in it I mean i'm covered with a hideous carpet of writhing biology, in addition to my own horrible meaty corpus, like everyone. but I been around people who didn't know how to wipe their rear end properly. you'd know it too if you ran into it. it is an instinctual thing. it isn't like regular rear end-end of a garbage truck in summer BO. it doesn't smell like poo poo, it smells like poo poo that you marinated in a witch's brew.
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Apr 25, 2019 07:46
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Shear Modulus posted:a catchphrase ive heard tech industry heads throw around a lot lately is "data is the new oil." Cyborg Rockefeller going from town to town in his self-driving car with a big tank of data.
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Apr 25, 2019 08:05
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smart home stuff is so dumb. never gonna do that poo poo
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Apr 25, 2019 08:20
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jobson groeth posted:It's fatberg not wipeberg https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/world/2019/01/08/fatberg-containing-wet-wipes-oil-fat-found-sewer-england/2511471002/ why not both?
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Apr 25, 2019 08:22
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the disney tv movie, Smart House with Ryan Merriman was a documentary https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xMy9i-wY7dQ Lastgirl has issued a correction as of 08:26 on Apr 25, 2019 |
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Apr 25, 2019 08:23
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Sheng-Ji Yang posted:smart home stuff is so dumb. never gonna do that poo poo I don't think most will until it becomes an opt-in system for discounts and perks like a grocery club card or a Fitbit. I assume once enough people opt in it they will slowly become intrinsic to the process of feeding and sheltering and insuring oneself etc that opting out will become difficult and expensive.
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Apr 25, 2019 08:28
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1400 a month for just a bed... CA is just 3 years away from offering hong kong style cage bed.
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Apr 25, 2019 08:52
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Just lol if you believe anything you read on a box. Marketing is all a fuckin scam.
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Apr 25, 2019 09:13
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uber_stoat posted:I mean i'm covered with a hideous carpet of writhing biology, in addition to my own horrible meaty corpus, like everyone. but I been around people who didn't know how to wipe their rear end properly. you'd know it too if you ran into it. it is an instinctual thing. it isn't like regular rear end-end of a garbage truck in summer BO. it doesn't smell like poo poo, it smells like poo poo that you marinated in a witch's brew. Everyone is slowly rotting away, some people are just worse at hiding it.
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Apr 25, 2019 09:25
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i use toilet paper to wife my face after cotton balls.
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Apr 25, 2019 09:27
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Look what's important is I can't flush anyway because our pre-sifter gets caught up on the wipes and then jams and the basement floods with poowater. 
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Apr 25, 2019 09:27
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