Moist von Lipwig posted:

Israel tried this and it was a loving disaster.

Farmer Crack-rear end posted:

think it's time to revisit this absolute masterpiece again:

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We’ve been roommates for 6 months. We became pretty good friends. I have this hermes birkin. That’s loving expensive. While I was out she “borrowed” it without even asking. When I returned home it was in its place. But it had a red stain. The bag is yellow so it’s really noticeable. I asked her and she admitted taking it and said that stain wasn’t her fault. I was furious. I share my laptop with her. She has project due to monday. She was planning to do presentation and had slideshow in a file, so I deleted it. AITA?

DemoneeHo posted:

Goddamn

Have some content:

AITA for making my roommate fail in project as a revenge


Apparently this poo poo is worth $10K?

Hellblazer187 posted:

The state should make sure that all kids are housed, fed, clothed, etc. It's ridiculous that "homeless teenager" can possibly be a thing that can exist. But they shouldn't directly raise children unless the parents are MIA.

Ride The Gravitron posted:

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My BF[28m] caused my[24f] parents to file for divorce.

u/bfparentbreakup

So some back story to start. I've been with my boyfriend for 3 years and we've been living together for 1.5. We've had our bumps but for the most part the relationship has been going really well. I've never known him to be vindictive or cruel hearted, he's always been sweet to me.

I guess the drama started when my sister announced her wedding to the family. My parents agreed to pay for it and my mom has been very stressed, planning the wedding with my sister. She wants the pictures to be perfect and is concerned about my BF. He's had a pretty big scar on his face since he was young, and my mom finds it hideous. I don't know why, she's always had a weird obsession with it that I hide from my boyfriend, but he catches her staring.

So last week she texts him "How to tell someone they need cosmetic surgery". He didn't tell me about it before he texted back "How to tell someone they're in a loveless marriage and their husband is cheating when he goes on business trips". I told my BF that this was my mom's biggest fear, she's constantly worried he's cheating on these trips. I remember hearing her crying a few times late at night when I was growing up. I trusted him with this and he used it against her/me. He did this while my dad was out of town.

So she calls me at work crying about what he said to her. I try to calm her down, reassure her that dad isn't cheating. Well afterwards she calls him up and accuses him of cheating, he tells her that he's tired of hearing her accusations while he's trying to provide for her, that he wants a divorce. He told me that he can't handle her anymore, he dreads picking up her calls when he's out of town and that he's not going to return for her. He really is filing for divorce.

Now he won't talk to her or come home and I'm caught in the middle. My sister is also obviously not getting her dream wedding and is very upset about it. My boyfriend defends himself, saying that it was bound to happen eventually and that he's not going to take poo poo from her. I'm pissed that he used something I trusted him with and destroyed my family with it.

I'm so emotionally drained after taking care of my mother this weekend, I don't know how to confront my boyfriend. Sometimes I don't even know if he's that much of an rear end in a top hat for doing this. Is this a red flag, what should I do?

tldr: My Mom sent a nasty text to my BF, he sends back a nastier text that eventually caused my parents to start separating.

PetraCore posted:

Just saying, it's probably less awkward if his girlfriend assumes he has a uniform fetish than if she assumes he doesn't care about the difference between Chinese and Japanese. :P

Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:

They vary and the crazier ones cost 6 figures.

DemoneeHo posted:

Goddamn

Have some content:

AITA for making my roommate fail in project as a revenge


Apparently this poo poo is worth $10K?

Vim Fuego posted:

DemoneeHo posted:

Goddamn

Have some content:

AITA for making my roommate fail in project as a revenge


Apparently this poo poo is worth $10K?

empty sea posted:

Grandma is totally going to tell the kid even before the kid can really understand the concept. Also she's a huge bitch and she could be cut off from like 90% of her children's' lives so that she can't gently caress them up worse.

zakharov posted:

Click the quote link.

DemoneeHo posted:

Goddamn

Have some content:

AITA for making my roommate fail in project as a revenge


Apparently this poo poo is worth $10K?

Xenocides posted:

The title says it all except for the baby three months into the relationship:

I (30F) am in an open relationship with my boyfriend (30M) who is bipolar and bisexual. Not sure how to cope.

I am trying to figure out if my relationship is sustainable or not...
My relationship is ... awful ... pregnant after three months of going out. He wanted me to have an abortion... We decided early on in our relationship to keep things open, so that I could find crazy sex elsewhere and he could sleep with men ... He is so affectionate with our baby, but not with me. He hates kissing (finds it gross) and we haven't kissed in over a year... He ... says ... that I can go elsewhere for my physical needs... he also balks at the idea of taking our baby for a night... We live in a foreign country with no family or support... I am unhappy in my relationship ... We have hardly any sex life ... I always end up ceding (and often apologising) when we bring these issues up. I feel unappreciated and underloved, and SO PATHETIC for even thinking of asking him to recognise me... Feel at once petty and pathetic and I just don't know what to do.

Anne Whateley posted:

Are you guys looking to donate for homeless LGBT kids? There is a national fund for exactly that, True Colors Fund.

You may also have local options, like here in NYC there's the Ali Forney Center and New Alternatives.

If you find something local to you, please make very very sure it isn't the equivalent of those religious fake pregnancy counseling centers, that claims to take in LGBT kids and then tries to brainwash them.

DemoneeHo posted:

Goddamn

Have some content:

AITA for making my roommate fail in project as a revenge


Apparently this poo poo is worth $10K?

JHomer722 posted:

I read “birkin” as “bikini” and it still sort of made sense

Cowslips Warren posted:

I decided to check out the source and goddamn there is some depressing poo poo here.


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I'm curious, are there ever stories in a marriage where they stay together, and are happy, after one person transitions?

DemoneeHo posted:

Goddamn

Have some content:

AITA for making my roommate fail in project as a revenge


Apparently this poo poo is worth $10K?

Dienes posted:

One of my friends from my grad cohort is a great example. His husband is a trans man that came out and transitioned a couple years after they were married. Its been a few years - they are still happily married and both their families have been really supportive.

empty sea posted:

The one dude on the site that I had a somewhat normal conversation with has a micro-penis. Just figures. The second dudes think they can't win with their dick, they start to act like people, I guess.

empty sea posted:

I've been on Plenty of Fish lately because I like to harm myself and the replies from men range from sort of normal conversational type starters to the predictable, "Anal?" to a very special sir who immediately asked for my preferences to "suck or throat cock, swallow or spit and anal or no?"

One of the guys I've been messaging has been working in sexual questions in between non-sexual ones and every time he does I laugh very, very hard because he's basically doing the "anal?" guy thing but with more steps. Also he's not as clever as he thinks. Pretty sure last night I was drunk and called him "boring" more than once. Haven't had a message back all day lol.

The one dude on the site that I had a somewhat normal conversation with has a micro-penis. Just figures. The second dudes think they can't win with their dick, they start to act like people, I guess.

empty sea posted:

I've been on Plenty of Fish lately because I like to harm myself and the replies from men range from sort of normal conversational type starters to the predictable, "Anal?" to a very special sir who immediately asked for my preferences to "suck or throat cock, swallow or spit and anal or no?"

One of the guys I've been messaging has been working in sexual questions in between non-sexual ones and every time he does I laugh very, very hard because he's basically doing the "anal?" guy thing but with more steps. Also he's not as clever as he thinks. Pretty sure last night I was drunk and called him "boring" more than once. Haven't had a message back all day lol.

The one dude on the site that I had a somewhat normal conversation with has a micro-penis. Just figures. The second dudes think they can't win with their dick, they start to act like people, I guess.

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Yesterday morning my husband was in a slow collision on the highway. He was trying to merge and his version of the story is that there was enough room for him to merge, but the other guy accelerated quickly to prevent him from merging and hit him.

My husband saw the guy start rummaging through his glove box, so he assumed the guy was looking for a gun, and he just drove off because he was fearful for his life. He then proceeded to drive to work like normal, and when he saw the damage on his car, he figured it wasn’t a big deal and we wouldn’t bother getting it fixed.

Later that afternoon, my husband gets a message from a state trooper saying that the other guy reported that my husband hit him and ran, and that my husband committed a crime by fleeing the scene of an accident. The state trooper said he was not going to file a police report at the moment since otherwise he would have to charge my husband, which could result in jail time. Right now, we are waiting on the insurance companies to call my husband to get his side of the story so that they can determine who was at fault.

When we were discussing the accident after work, my husband was upset at me for not seeming supportive. He was upset that I was asking him to get the other guy’s insurance so that we could get him to pay for the damage on my husband’s car.

When I saw the damage on our later that night, I realized that the insurance companies might actually say that my husband was at fault because the damage is on the side of the car (not the back like I assumed). I told my husband that it looks like they might actually find that he was at fault for the accident, but that if he ends up getting charged, we can get a lawyer and that he can claim mental illness for fleeing the scene since any sane person would have stopped. The guy was most likely just looking for his insurance and registration, not looking for a gun.

My husband accused me of wanting him to get shot, and I told him that he was being overly paranoid and if he was that afraid he should have called the police.

AITA for being annoyed at this incident and telling my husband that he was overly paranoid?

My husband is mad at me for not being supportive enough because he is depressed and anxious about what happened. I feel like I am being supportive in that I support him getting a lawyer if he needs one, but I don’t feel like I should have to agree with his reason for not stopping.

ad090 posted:

AITA for calling my husband paranoid for fleeing the scene of an accident because he was afraid of a road rage incident?
He was trying to merge and his version of the story is that there was enough room for him to merge, but the other guy accelerated quickly to prevent him from merging and hit him.

My husband saw the guy start rummaging through his glove box, so he assumed the guy was looking for a gun, and he just drove off because he was fearful for his life. He then proceeded to drive to work like normal, and when he saw the damage on his car, he figured it wasn’t a big deal and we wouldn’t bother getting it fixed.

I told my husband that it looks like they might actually find that he was at fault for the accident, but that if he ends up getting charged, we can get a lawyer and that he can claim mental illness for fleeing the scene since any sane person would have stopped.

Admiral Ray posted:

Owning a bag like that is pretty abhorrent so you are an rear end in a top hat.

Nooner posted:

Unless you are an American who the hells first thought when getting in a fender bender is THIS GUY IS GONNA SHOOT ME!!!!!!

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I had no idea what an egg/egg hatching was but a friend of mine I haven't talked too in sometime and who had recently come out of the closet kept bringing up with me. He was constantly pressuring me into doing things with him and would get in my face about it.

and by in my face. He would put his face closer to mine, he would constantly get too close and once wrapped his arm around mine. He said I was his "egg" which I didn't understand what it meant at the time.

I constantly told him. I didn't flow that way, I didn't feel about him that way, and I don't like him that way. I try to be a very direct person, but he has been very persistant for the last month.

Well, last week was the end of it. He licked my cheek after I told him to back off and I just snapped at him. Completely screamed at him and told him to gently caress off and that if he did it again I would punch him in the face.

All he said was "You are in that stage, but once you hatch. You will understand how stupid you sound."

This pissed me off. I didn't know what this whole egg thing was, but I found out from our mutual friend that in some trans communities "egg hatching" is when an "egg" referes to a person they believe is trans, but hasn't come out as trans yet and they start trying to coerce them into transitioning. (Called hatching/cracking eggs.)

Needless to say I was livid. I freaked out at him. I told him not to contact me again. When I told our friend he was upset too. He has called me around 15 times now and I blocked his number. My discord messages are going loving insane, and I just feel like an rear end in a top hat for throwing a 3 year friendship out the window, but he just wouldn't listen.

In our group of friends things have been sour because he has started talking to others about me, and some say I went too far and others said how I hurt him in such a difficult time in his life. I feel bad about it, but I just had to put my foot down.

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The title should really be are we the assholes but whatever. Throwaway because I’d rather she not see this and use it to mock me or some poo poo.

Our sons are 16 and 13 and our oldest, ‘Levi’, is stubborn bastard much like myself. Recently my husband and my brother were in the living room playing either Fifa or 2k19, I don't really care because either way my brother was getting his rear end handed to him. He got mad and now he owes us a new TV because he put a controller sized hole in ours. The only other TV in the house is in our room (Levi wants to buy his own and our youngest doesn’t spend much time in his room to need one in there) so we have been spending a lot more time with the boys in our room the week watching tv or playing video games at the foot of our bed, we have no problem with this until it comes to my husband and I needing to talk privately.

While our youngest will leave when we tell him to, Levi will just kinda stay there and tell us go ahead and have our conversation and he’d act as a ‘non-biased party’ just in case of an argument. He’ll have this poo poo-eating grin on his face. Normally just giving a look will get him out but he’s learned that just not looking at us is effective against it. My husband will wind up just carrying him out after a few minutes and lock the door behind him but I came up with a new idea that requires less of a hassle. Whenever Levi chooses not to leave when we tell him to, we’ll talk about the previous night of sex and he’ll be out of the room within seconds, grumbling and huffing under his breath and then we’ll have our conversation without interruptions. I would be lying if I said I didn't find the look on his face hilarious. We never go into to extreme detail when we talk about it, just enough to get him out.

I told my friend today about how we get rid of him and she told me we were being pretty lovely parents and that we’re going to scar him forever and that what we were doing is just as bad as him walking in on us. I told her he’d be fine and we dropped the conversation but I’m still kinda wondering if she’s right or not.

therobit posted:

WIBTA if I tell my sick wife that I have decided to take a vacation because she did the same to me when I had an accident?
A couple of years ago, I was in a life threatening accident. I was really lucky and I made it alive. My wife and I planned a vacation just before that. And she decided to take her best friend on the vacation while I was in the hospital. That was a week long trip to Greece.

She came back after a week and did not stop talking about how amazing the vacation was. Apparently she did that to help me vicariously enjoy the vacation. I was really pissed. My sister and my family supported me. But my wife did not. She later told me that she was too stressed and depressed to be around me and watch me suffer.

Now, my wife is down with flu. And I've been helping her. But I think I should help her vicariously enjoy Europe because it's one of her favorite destinations. I just want her to know how I felt. Of course, I won't go, but I plan on acting like I did. When I told my sister this, she told me that I should not get back at her and forgive her and lead by example. I don't think so. I think I'm feeling the stress now. WIBTA here?