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The White Dragon posted:those aren't horny character designs that's just how yoshida thinks people should dress. the intent isn't to titillate, it's to show off exclusive and evolutionary fashions I’m sure Princess Hotpants is dressed that way for purely cultural reasons
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Calaveron posted:I’m sure Princess Hotpants is dressed that way for purely cultural reasons i mean have you seen how other ivalicians (and later, valendians) dress? that is 100% their culture
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Apr 25, 2019 00:48
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The White Dragon posted:i mean have you seen how other ivalicians (and later, valendians) dress? that is 100% their culture And the lady who wears her thong outside her hot pants, you think that’s for religious reasons or
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Apr 25, 2019 00:57
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Wearing a thong on the outside of your hotpants is like the least horny way to wear those two pieces of clothing either alone or in combination, to be fair.
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Apr 25, 2019 01:07
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I think Kain would have been a lot less obsessed with his best friend’s girlfriend if he wore hot pants instead of armor. It’d probably help his jumping prowess too.
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Apr 25, 2019 01:14
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Calaveron posted:And the lady who wears her thong outside her hot pants, you think that’s for religious reasons or come on that's not even trying, in ivalice guys wear thongs outside their hot pants too
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Apr 25, 2019 01:16
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Kuja wore a thong without hot pants at all
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Apr 25, 2019 01:30
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God help me, I'm about to fall back into the eternal hell that is the FFX2 monster arena.
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Apr 25, 2019 01:31
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YggiDee posted:God help me, I'm about to fall back into the eternal hell that is the FFX2 monster arena. I never played International or HD version, is there actually a monster arena now? The old X Monster Arena became Clasko's Chocobo Ranch in the X-2 I played.
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Apr 25, 2019 01:37
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There's a really weird setup where you set monster traps across Spira, and then you can level monsters by fighting with them and increase their stats/teach them skills by feeding them accessories and items. There's like six tournaments and the prizes range from the new broken dresspheres to regular accessories, to comically strong accessories. You can pick up the Mascot dressphere long before its unlocked normally. Also you can juts put the fiend into your regular battle party. So like, if you're sick of fighting Leblanc go throw a loving dragon at her. See how smug she gets then.
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Apr 25, 2019 01:58
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Re: horny, FFXIV has the NPC Hunberct Longhaft who's joined by two catgirls who talk about things like "stroking his lever", "polishing his blade", "keeping his parts oiled", and "hardening [his] resolve". The quest that starts this is called "Stroking the Haft". The text knows exactly what it's doing, and it's fantastic. Here's a full transcript of double entendres: https://www.reddit.com/r/ffxiv/comments/2a9fbx/i_know_that_se_has_had_their_pervy_moments_but/cit68gf/
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Apr 25, 2019 02:45
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Cattail Prophet posted:Wearing a thong on the outside of your hotpants is like the least horny way to wear those two pieces of clothing either alone or in combination, to be fair. I take it you're too young to remember Madonna being a sex symbol or some of her "unique" outfits. GenX'ers (which the artists belonged to unless they're boomers) are old enough to remember.
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Veib posted:Re: horny, FFXIV has the NPC Hunberct Longhaft who's joined by two catgirls who talk about things like "stroking his lever", "polishing his blade", "keeping his parts oiled", and "hardening [his] resolve". The quest that starts this is called "Stroking the Haft". The text knows exactly what it's doing, and it's fantastic. FFXIV has a weird amount of sex things in it, and it's hard to think of a good reason why they show up. In a Samurai job quest you investigate a predatory money lender. One of the indebted took a loan out to pay for her sick father's medicine or whatever, and is behind in payments. The lender decides to have her settle her debt by telling her she won't even have to do anything but lie on her back. She gets led away, crying, where the lender offers the girl to a group of policemen as a form of bribery. You, the wonderful and perfect WoL, decide to not save her until she ultimately gets handed off to the corrupt police wherein you kill them and then the good cops show up to neatly tie up all the loose ends. It was all a weird framing for the wise old samurai man to say "sometimes it is best to keep your power in reserve and strike at the right time".
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Apr 25, 2019 04:33
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 FF14 is extremely horny. e: I just remembered the name of this bar is "The Missing Member". It's where the all-female pirate crew hangs out.
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cross posted in RPG thread, might belong better here. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EunT1LHCEd8
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jokes posted:FFXIV has a weird amount of sex things in it, and it's hard to think of a good reason why they show up. In a Samurai job quest you investigate a predatory money lender. One of the indebted took a loan out to pay for her sick father's medicine or whatever, and is behind in payments. The lender decides to have her settle her debt by telling her she won't even have to do anything but lie on her back. She gets led away, crying, where the lender offers the girl to a group of policemen as a form of bribery. You, the wonderful and perfect WoL, decide to not save her until she ultimately gets handed off to the corrupt police wherein you kill them and then the good cops show up to neatly tie up all the loose ends. Well yeah, you wait so you can kill some cops. Pretty solid plan imho
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I just beat FF9 in the dumbest way possible and wanted to share. I'm playing the PC version now, but I played it back on the PSX when it was new so I knew about the extra final boss out of nowhere routine. My party was not particularly high level (mid 40s to low 50s) and I had done no significant sidequests so I had no ultimate gear, so I figured I'd take both Dagger and Eiko to keep me alive while Zidane and Steiner won the damage race. Dagger hadn't been in my party in a while and didn't know Curaga, so I gave her the Wizard Rod and stuffed the two healers in the back. Fight goes pretty much as expected: Zidane and Steiner slowly whittle the boss down while Eiko and Dagger buff and barely keep the team alive. This seems to be mostly working, and after Zidane trances (at an actually useful time!) and gets a few Grand Lethals off I figure I can actually pull this out. Then comes another round of attacks including Grand Cross. Since I didn't have enough AP to fully immunize everyone to status ailments, poo poo goes bad and Zidane and Eiko are put immediately put out of commission. Steiner and Dagger both have a slew of negative statuses, including a Doom counter on Dagger, but they're still alive and Steiner just hit trance. I figure on the heels of all the damage he and Zidane had done so far I might be able to pull off a hail mary, and Steiner attacks for the expected max damage. Unfortunately, not a fatal blow. At this point I figure I'm screwed because Dagger's Doom counter is nearly up and I don't know that I can navigate the menus fast enough. Her turn rolls around, and I realize that I'm not getting a chance to pick a command. I look more closely and realize that she was also hit by a berserk status in that last Grand Cross. She runs in and bops the giant eldritch horror from beyond time and space with her lovely little Wizard Rod. 68 damage. Boss dies. Cue hysterical laughter.
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Sakurazuka posted:Yakuza 6 and Kiwami 2 already exist though What the hell is this, 0’s combat is insanely superior to the dragon engine games.
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Veib posted:Re: horny, FFXIV has the NPC Hunberct Longhaft who's joined by two catgirls who talk about things like "stroking his lever", "polishing his blade", "keeping his parts oiled", and "hardening [his] resolve". The quest that starts this is called "Stroking the Haft". The text knows exactly what it's doing, and it's fantastic. The best part is that reading the journal entries about the quest you see that every single double entendre passes over the Warrior of Light's head.
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RevolverDivider posted:What the hell is this, 0’s combat is insanely superior to the dragon engine games. Nah
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Dr Pepper posted:The best part is that reading the journal entries about the quest you see that every single double entendre passes over the Warrior of Light's head. Warrior of Light's head can only comprehend finding bigger things to punch and crafting furniture.
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wow ff has change massively over ther years i never got a chance to play ff1 but man that looks hard
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It isn't even really a double entendre. They are literally engaging in graphic sex talk in front of you and the WoL still doesn't get it.
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ashrum3 posted:wow ff has change massively over ther years i never got a chance to play ff1 but man that looks hard The remake (basically any version not on the original NES) is extremely easy as it has been bug fixed and much, much more critically potions heal 100HP instead of 40 and you can buy 99 of them at one time.
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Barudak posted:The remake (basically any version not on the original NES) is extremely easy as it has been bug fixed and much, much more critically potions heal 100HP instead of 40 and you can buy 99 of them at one time. Sometimes I do miss the default NES game difficulty setting as “gently caress you”.
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https://twitter.com/FFXVEN/status/1121939745657901056
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I have no idea what got me with XV but I thought that game ruled so much. It was my GOTY that year and everything, I just had such a good time with it.
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Apr 27, 2019 03:45
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Outside of the final dungeon being way out of my league in level, requiring me to do some side quests, I had a lot of fun in XV. Probably wouldn't had to do that, but the bosses added in Royal Edition just drained my items and kept kicking my rear end.
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Skeezy posted:I have no idea what got me with XV but I thought that game ruled so much. It was my GOTY that year and everything, I just had such a good time with it. I can't think of many other games that fit the "greater than the sum of its parts" description so well. It's got a ton of flaws but I really like it too.
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Here is the cut DLC descriptions with the concept art.quote:1. Luna from Episode Luna. The Draconian recovered her body with power of daemon and revived her to fulfill the new mission. She has the power of daemon like Ardyn. https://twitter.com/FFplanet/status/1121818746455089152
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Onmi posted:Here is the cut DLC descriptions with the concept art. this is complete trash thank god SE's ineptitude smothered this in the crib
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Onmi posted:Here is the cut DLC descriptions with the concept art. Holy poo poo that's loving awful lmao
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Apr 27, 2019 05:13
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You know I was sad when they announced the dlcs were cancelled, but these sound really bad.
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teaming up to kill bahamut sounds good enough but leave the luna resurrection for after that not before it imo
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Killing Bahamut and deciding Ardyn was a good guy all along is such weird tone shift Im not sure how the gently caress
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Super No Vacancy posted:teaming up to kill bahamut sounds good enough but leave the luna resurrection for after that not before it imo if she's dead she can't be a hero too
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