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Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

Snowy posted:

Zlatan pees out of his toes

Pee is stored in the soccer balls

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Gripweed
Nov 8, 2018

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches
put that back in the badass pictures thread gg.

Sankara
Jul 18, 2008



Legend.

Captain Splendid
Jan 7, 2009

Qu'en pense Caffarelli?

Respect

Jose Valasquez
Apr 8, 2005

GoGoGadgetChris posted:

Arya died in her candle lit duel with the waif. The character we've seen all season has been the waif wearing her face.

All because Robert paid the faceless men to kill Daenerys during season 1

BiggerBoat
Sep 26, 2007

Don't you tell me my business again.

NOE

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007


The other great part of this is that she tweeted from prison (via someone else obviously) about how she had met some cool, like-minded people (specifically she's gay and she'd met some other cool lesbians)

Detective No. 27
Jun 7, 2006


Goddamn't, Frank. This wasn't the type of monitor I asked for!

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

When I want to relax, I read an essay by Engels. When I want something more serious, I read Corto Maltese.

Detective No. 27 posted:

Goddamn't, Frank. This wasn't the type of monitor I asked for!

Noice.

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Faustian Bargain posted:

This guys truck has to fit in the garage. Only way to get in this position is to lower the door then back into it. Definitely loving with some hoa rule.

Nah. Only the top 1/4 of that door is really the garage door. The bottom 3/4 of the door is just a plywood cutout painted to match. You can see it's not hinged so it couldn't go through the garage door mechanism. He pulls in, lowers the top bit of the door, then places the cutout behind the truck.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Detective No. 27 posted:

Goddamn't, Frank. This wasn't the type of monitor I asked for!

It's clearly in the hall though

Jose Valasquez
Apr 8, 2005

https://twitter.com/trulyleo/status/1121971243983491074?s=21

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


This is absolutely hilarious to the right audience.

https://twitter.com/BiCapitalize/status/1122097611383758849

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider

Buddy.

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

Blind Rasputin posted:

Wouldn’t that imply that last episode the waif has sex with an underage male?

He was already 16 or so in the season he was introduced and that was like 5 years ago in series.

tangy yet delightful
Sep 13, 2005




Nice. Very nice.

Sestze
Jun 6, 2004



Cybernetic Crumb

https://twitter.com/MightyWilltor/status/1121987447569752064

jobson groeth
May 17, 2018

by FactsAreUseless

:thejoke:

Double Punctuation
Dec 30, 2009

Ships were made for sinking;
Whiskey made for drinking;
If we were made of cellophane
We'd all get stinking drunk much faster!
Clearly, when the troop’s wife dies, you should either fold her body into a triangle or cut her body into its component pieces, leaving her head intact.

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

Double Punctuation posted:

Clearly, when the troop’s wife dies, you should either fold her body into a triangle or cut her body into its component pieces, leaving her head intact.

Everyone knows you can give her to the local Boy Scout troop to be properly dealt with

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002
This speaks to my soul

Anarchist Mae
Nov 5, 2009

by Reene
Lipstick Apathy

Double Punctuation posted:

Clearly, when the troop’s wife dies, you should either fold her body into a triangle or cut her body into its component pieces, leaving her head intact.

I think you should just cremate the body.

Sestze
Jun 6, 2004



Cybernetic Crumb
https://twitter.com/GayWithMyDad/status/1122277445812539392

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat

old bean factory
Nov 18, 2006

Will ya close the fucking doors?!

Cursed... so very cursed.

Get the intern on that job.

ToxicSlurpee
Nov 5, 2003

-=SEND HELP=-


Pillbug

God drat dude NWS that poo poo. That's the worst gore I've ever seen.

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

mng posted:

Cursed... so very cursed.

Get the intern on that job.

That is most definitely a new-guy job. Don't forget to make them document it as they go... :unsmigghh:.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
They will throw you in here if you misbehave.




They will throw you in here if you misbehave.

Gripweed
Nov 8, 2018

DJ Fuckboy Supreme
Feb 10, 2011

And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill


Between got spoilers and this we're loving cursed to poo poo

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Servers got cursed, now melting onto the floor.

Data is leaking onto the floor lol

Maximum Sexy Pigeon
Jun 5, 2008

We must never speak of this!
AUSPOL is heating up

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat




:3:

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Not pictured: the owl swooping in to eat the bunny seconds after the latter photo

Rascar Capac
Aug 31, 2016

Surprisingly nice, for an evil Inca mummy.
https://twitter.com/sovietvisuals/status/1041992243731746816?s=21

აბსოლუტური ერთეული.

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



You'd think all that hair would be a hindrance in the water

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

Phlegmish posted:

You'd think all that hair would be a hindrance in the water

What do you mean? He's got a swimming cap on.

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ol qwerty bastard
Dec 13, 2005

If you want something done, do it yourself!
In the water, body hair acts sort of like shark skin, which is incredibly smooth.

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