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Sunswipe
Feb 5, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

I hope someone's pointed out to that guy that Lee could have died from pneumonia while trying to suck his own dick.

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Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



I wouldn’t call it suffering a stroke :fap:

Baron von Eevl
Jan 24, 2005

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Sunswipe posted:

I hope someone's pointed out to that guy that Lee could have died from pneumonia while trying to suck his own dick.

"He died two weeks later of the effects of pneumonia which he contracted after blasting fat rope directly into his own lungs."

Pretty rude for the guy to say he was just "trying" to suck his own dick.

Handiklap
Aug 14, 2004

Mmmm no.

Dr Christmas posted:

Wouldn’t that just be black people taking rock music back?

LOL at trying to explain to a non-tribal Ethiopian youth that their gauged ear piercings are actually appropriating white culture.

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

Call me "pixeltits"

Lol at confusing Botswana and Ethiopia

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

Arivia posted:

Yeah Minaj is wearing probably a $1000 latex bodysuit there.

And Paul Manafort paid $15k for a lovely ostrich leather jacket. Both look like trash

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!
Paul has never purchased a thing in his life, don’t slander him

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬

jobson groeth posted:

The replies are almost non stop calling him a scab.

Occasionally you get something different like this

https://twitter.com/socialistdogmom/status/1122189164370432003

https://twitter.com/michaelmalice/status/1122180092564779009



I scrolled up and read the whole thread of you arguing with that guy. He has turned self-ownage into an Olympic sport.

Admiral Joeslop
Jul 8, 2010






:jerkbag:

Sadly they will probably get some takers, nerd stores are the worst.

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out

Admiral Joeslop posted:



:jerkbag:

Sadly they will probably get some takers, nerd stores are the worst.

Super illegal in my state (Mass) cannot speak to others.

MarcusSA
Sep 23, 2007

AlbieQuirky posted:

Super illegal in my state (Mass) cannot speak to others.

It’s probably illegal in most states at this point.

a helpful bear
Aug 18, 2004

Slippery Tilde

Arivia
Mar 17, 2011

This belongs in the obsolete/outdated technology thread.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

https://twitter.com/willmenaker/status/1122520122537795585

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out

Arivia posted:

This belongs in the obsolete/outdated technology thread.

Nah, she’s just an old person who uses the word “VCR” for her DVD player.

Arivia
Mar 17, 2011

AlbieQuirky posted:

Nah, she’s just an old person who uses the word “VCR” for her DVD player.

Okay but who the gently caress actually repairs DVD players these days except as a niche YouTube channel?

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.



You're welcome, on behalf of all the desperate men who said you where cute and gave you your ego, by putting you way up on that overly sexualised and underserving pedestal, for YOUR apparently so high market value.

Is it solely because we openly like and want sex, and so therefore owing to some base, tribalistic hunter instinct, are the ones to predominantly CHASE it, and so therefore offer ourselves as the ones to GET rejected that you see yourselves as having such high market value? Is it solely because of the attention we give you?

Or is it because you like being the ones idolised as something to be desired (which is somewhat fair, we all want to be wanted) and so do everything in your power to maintain the status quo of getting to have your pick of the crop by sitting back and being as passive as humanly possible, letting prospective partners come to YOU leading to the least amount of effort for the desired outcome of some orgasms...

OR is it that despite living in an age where feminism (is almost derailing ITSELF) is promoting female empowerment more than ever to the point of nitpicking the good poo poo men have eg, what wage gap there may be, and denying there's anything bad for us eg, paternity leave MOSTL, USUALLY, MORE OFTEN THAN NOT being denied dissalowing a father to see the first steps of his child and HELPING that wage gap exist by forcing us to work and miss our child's first words, y'all still kinda like being a little submissive and NOT having to be bold and empowrlered yet would never in a million years be able to admit it for fear of being ostracized by the very same group of women who wanted your empowerment and for "you to do you boo" even if you doing you is letting men ask if they can do you and not instigating the interaction.

OR is it because you support only the parts of "the patriarchy" that favor your ability to be able to choose the 'confident', 'charismatic', 'charming' men who are willing to fall pray to that same patriarchy by being forced to either stop caring what women except the ones who want to gently caress them think and thus let rejection fall away like water off a ducks back in order to find the girls who DO think they're charming or whatever, approach you as opposed to you having to risk anything or get rejected in order to find a man (it's most of us) who appreciates being appreciated and will respond positively to your expression of interest

Or is it because the multiple orgasms we don't get so be glad we want sex at all, slowly eats away at you and you loose the ability to distinguish between double standards? Because LETTING US determine YOUR market value doesn't mean YOU get to choose OURS. It means we willingly sacrificed it in order to get some pussy.

Asking for a friend.

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

I came here to post this follow up.

https://twitter.com/LRonMexico/status/1122529181030600705?s=19

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out
On Sally Hemings: is Hanson seriously arguing that Sally Hemings should have run off from Jefferson while in France, where she didn’t know the language and her best hope of supporting herself would have been sex work, and since she didn’t she must have actually liked being enslaved?


Arivia posted:

Okay but who the gently caress actually repairs DVD players these days except as a niche YouTube channel?

Old men with those weird molester glasses who grumble about taxes.

Soon they will be swept away into the dust of the centuries.

AlbieQuirky has a new favorite as of 17:15 on Apr 28, 2019

Carados
Jan 28, 2009

We're a couple, when our bodies double.
I could've learned TV/VCR repair but I got my degree instead

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻



While you were up all night partying with blades, I studied the art of DVD player repair.

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

AlbieQuirky posted:

On Sally Hemings: is Hanson seriously arguing that Sally Hemings should have run off from Jefferson while in France, where she didn’t know the language and her best hope of supporting herself would have been sex work, and since she didn’t she must have actually liked being enslaved?

I think his argument is that there wasn't really a power imbalance or issues of consent between Sally Hemmings and Thomas Jefferson.

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Skwirl posted:

I think his argument is that there wasn't really a power imbalance or issues of consent between Sally Hemmings and Thomas Jefferson.

Yeah, he's definite proof that the SJW purge of academia of right-wing white men is not progressing nearly as fast as it perhaps should. Imagine having to work with or take classes with this rear end in a top hat.

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Oct 15, 2012

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To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider

Sunswipe posted:

I hope someone's pointed out to that guy that Lee could have died from pneumonia while trying to suck his own dick.

I think this is close

https://twitter.com/cthulhusalarm/status/1122198342858149890?s=21

Veni Vidi Ameche!
Nov 2, 2017

by Fluffdaddy

Skwirl posted:

I think his argument is that there wasn't really a power imbalance or issues of consent between Sally Hemmings and Thomas Jefferson.

That sounds like a remarkably stupid position to take, even on the Internet.

there wolf
Jan 11, 2015

by Fluffdaddy

Veni Vidi Ameche! posted:

That sounds like a remarkably stupid position to take, even on the Internet.

Hamilton presented a critical image of Jefferson, and now there's an army of pompous white assholes out to prove that he wan't a lovely guy in tune with the lovely times he lived in.

Aramek
Dec 22, 2007

Cutest tumor in all of Oncology!

Veni Vidi Ameche! posted:

That sounds like a remarkably stupid position to take, even on the Internet.

I read somewhere that the internet makes you stupid.

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Aramek posted:

I read somewhere that the internet makes you stupid.

No, I do think libertarians bring that with them when they log in.

Poor Miserable Gurgi
Dec 29, 2006

He's a wisecracker!
Imagine going into debt that you'll carry for decades to take a class with a guy who's gonna stand there and jack off all over himself trying to find a way to make Jefferson owning slaves actually a totally legitimate two way business deal.

Powered Descent
Jul 13, 2008

We haven't had that spirit here since 1969.

Carados posted:

I could've learned TV/VCR repair but I got my degree instead

Did you major in Business Management, or Accounting?

TinTower
Apr 21, 2010

You don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero.
The TERFs are having a normal one.

https://twitter.com/helenlewis/status/1122424000414658560
https://twitter.com/Glinner/status/1122506773620043776

Admiral Joeslop
Jul 8, 2010




AlbieQuirky posted:

Super illegal in my state (Mass) cannot speak to others.

This is Indiana and Indiana is a garbage state. That place posts stuff like that constantly.

Recently, a bunch of employees quit when the owner stormed in and demanded they all take a drug test immediately. There had been rumors of drug selling at the counter; that's not really an excuse to drug test for a loving nerd store.

They also used to have a credit system where employees could "buy" an item by having the cost taken out of their check later. One employee gamed the system by erasing data, creating false employees, and just not reporting things. He opened so many packs of MtG cards that the store owed some five digits worth of money to WotC for product. The manager is an idiot and noticed that all the MtG cards were selling out so he kept ordering more and when it came time to pay WotC, whoops all those sold cards didn't actually bring in any money!

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981


These guys constantly popping off about being rational and wielding the stone cold logic - bouncing away from biological animal urges and baseless emotionality but then they assert that our moral codes should be built around caveman evolutionary psychology like our species is at any risk of dying due to depopulation issues or because the cavemen are being too sissified by prancing around in savage six inch heels hewn from solid granite and hot posing in designer furs brutally torn from the flesh of their animal kills by hand so they're too busy practicing beta vanity to go bust on some mammoths or die in a fetid pool of still water after making GBS threads out their whole intestine from eating that red berry that looked like it might or might not kill them.

T-man
Aug 22, 2010


Talk shit, get bzzzt.


I hate the fact that I know this, but women immobilized in a cast is a fetish. It's rather gross and not all that good about consent, but just so you know, there are people who masturbate to that picture. Don't forget to drink your ovaltine.

MarcusSA
Sep 23, 2007


Isn’t this the gay furry that everyone was all proud of for wearing his sex suit to an awards show?

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

MarcusSA posted:

Isn’t this the gay furry that everyone was all proud of for wearing his sex suit to an awards show?

Yes the dude is an insane prodigy at fighting games and can literally beat seasoned pros after picking up a new game for a week but like most top fighting game eSport pros he's a huge piece of poo poo and obnoxious.

Andrast
Apr 21, 2010


Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

Yes the dude is an insane prodigy at fighting games and can literally beat seasoned pros after picking up a new game for a week but like most top fighting game eSport pros he's a huge piece of poo poo and obnoxious.

How is he a piece of poo poo?

MarcusSA
Sep 23, 2007

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

Yes the dude is an insane prodigy at fighting games and can literally beat seasoned pros after picking up a new game for a week but like most top fighting game eSport pros he's a huge piece of poo poo and obnoxious.

Yeah but he was so brave for wearing the Sex suit!

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

MarcusSA posted:

Isn’t this the gay furry that everyone was all proud of for wearing his sex suit to an awards show?

Yes and that's what he does to terfs.

Edit: for clarification, Ronda Rousey is a terf and voiced Sonya in the new Mortal Kombat game. She also is a Sandy Hook truther.

Push El Burrito has a new favorite as of 19:50 on Apr 28, 2019

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Katt
Nov 14, 2017

Andrast posted:

How is he a piece of poo poo?

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